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Everyone, let's start with today's project!
Let's go!
"Speed Queen Challenge"!
Speed Queen Challenge!
Questions and reactions from MCs are always requested in variety shows.
"Speed".
This time, in order for "Variety Sengoku" competition to survive,
we will forcibly hold a competition to train your "speed".
What is it that I don't have enough of right now?
It's "speed".
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it's "speed".
Yes, yes, yes.
So, from now on, I will change completely.
After this show, everyone will speed up a lot, right?
That's right, that's right.
So, today, I will speed up more than usual.
You're a fast learner.
Anyway...
So, the first one...
Kimura-san, please!
Let's go!
"Speed Talk"!
What's with that "speed talk" like "speed talk"?
"Speed talk"?
When a topic for "talk" is announced,
the episode "talk" will be revealed in a flash.
Four people will try and win against "speed talk" people.
For those who stay until the end, you will get a penalty drink for this show!
Well, it doesn't have to be that complicated,
but if you're separated from the topic,
or you don't know what you're saying, you'll get a penalty drink.
I see.
Are you okay, Ume?
I'm okay!
You're late!
I was already thinking about what I should say.
You shouldn't think, you should feel.
"Speed Talk" episode "talk"!
First, these four people will try!
Okay, let's go!
Everyone, you know the rules, right?
Yes!
You have to go aggressively!
Yes!
Is your hangover okay?
It's surprisingly fast, so it's okay.
I see.
Shokichi, you're also a senior, but you have to go.
Yes! I'll do my best!
She'll do her best!
Let's go!
"Speed Talk" topic is...
Nice one, Shokuchi!
Recently, I've been into sweets.
Kuromi introduced the best sweets.
Snack sweets.
I also found the best sweets.
I'd like to know about it.
It's called "Kataage Potato".
You know about it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I bought it online.
I bought a box of it.
There are 20 packets in one box.
I bought a box of it with light salt and black pepper flavor.
It arrived like a salesman's order.
I haven't finished it yet.
The most recent one I bought online is "Kataage Potato".
I bought 20 packets of it.
It's delicious!
I often hear about it.
What did you buy online recently?
It's good, isn't it?
There is a story about it.
There is also a link with last week.
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It's OK.
I did it!
Gokisei S is out of trouble.
There are only three people left.
The topic will change.
Good luck!
Here is the next topic.
Let's talk about what happened in the dressing room earlier.
- Tsutsui pressed the button. - Tsutsui is fast.
- What happened in the dressing room earlier? - Let's talk about what happened in the dressing room earlier.
- Tsutsui, please.
It seems that the makeup artist gave me sweet potatoes.
I love sweet potatoes, so I wanted to eat them.
He asked me if I could eat only one and put it in a paper cup.
When I noticed it, it was all gone.
- Did you eat it all? - I ate it all.
I ate it all.
- Are you okay with this? - This is wonderful.
I ate it all.
- Isn't it sweet? - I don't know what's wrong with it.
When I went to see your live performance, I didn't laugh at all.
- But you laughed. - I'm happy.
- You didn't laugh at all. - I'm happy.
You didn't laugh about anything funny.
- Both of you? - Both of you are hurting each other.
There are two people left. Will they be able to buy parts?
- Are you guys ready? - Yes.
- Are you pushing each other? - Yes, we are.
- You're pushing each other. - You're pushing each other.
- I'm an entertainer. - That's right.
- I can't talk unless I go where I talk. - That's right.
- It's a one-on-one battle between KUBOTO and AYAKA. - That's right.
- It's a one-on-one battle between KUBOTO and AYAKA. - It's a one-on-one battle between KUBOTO and AYAKA.
- Kojira! - Kojira!
- You're fast. - Kojira!
- You're proud of your family. - Yes, I am.
- I'm proud of my family. - You're proud of your family.
- Please tell us about it. - Yes.
The previous captain, AKIMOTO MANATSU, said on the radio the other day...
If you hadn't joined NOGIZAKA,
what kind of life would you have wanted to live?
At the time, he said, "If you had gone to college normally,"
you would have gone to college in Wisconsin,
won a championship,
become a womanizer,
and get married.
He said he wanted to do that.
I couldn't say it at the time,
but my sister actually won a championship in Wisconsin.
- That's a great story! - That's a great story!
- You sound like a Japanese. - You sound like a Japanese.
- That's right!
- Perfect! - Perfect!
- Hayakawa! - Hayakawa!
- What a shame! - You lost!
- I'm proud of Hayakawa. - Hayakawa...
Hayakawa usually says "yes,"
- but she didn't say it at all. - She lost!
I wanted to show off my family.
You can't do it!
- No, no, no. - Let me do it!
You'll get a penalty!
Hayakawa, who lost, will drink a penalty drink, "haruma-jan" (spring tea)
- I wanted to show off my family... - No, no, no.
- You can't do it.
- Please drink it. - Please!
It's really good for your throat.
Did you do it all from the beginning?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
- I really wanted to do it... - I don't know...
...the sponsors you see here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Now, next up, Himura-san, please!
Immediately! Imitate!
What's with you?
This competition is also a challenge for four people.
First of all, when an imitation genre comes up, you get a quick response ticket.
Next, when you see the title of the song, you will immediately perform that imitation.
This looks fun.
But it's pretty much like that, isn't it?
Even in programs and stuff like that, you know, like "imitate" and "suddenly do "kujaku" and stuff like that, right?
This quick response is what makes you laugh, and this is what speeds you up.
So, if you do this after a little while...
No, no, no, no...
It's because of the speed...
You're okay with it.
...that you can laugh?
Yes.
Alright, let's do our best!
Huh? You're going to participate?
No, no, I said "let's do our best"!
That surprised me. Himura-san, are you going to participate?
No, no, no, I'm saying "do your best"!
"Do your best"?
Can I do it?
No, no, I'm saying "do your best"!
Himura-san will participate only in this part.
I want to participate in this part.
They will face the strongest person and do the fastest impersonation in four people.
We often do impersonations of members.
Himura-san is participating in this, so if you lose...
Let's play a game.
Let's do it.
Please press the impersonation genre here.
What is it?
Isn't it too early for you now?
I told you to press it.
Please press it when the genre comes out.
You are very active.
You are crazy.
You are the first one who wants to do it.
I'm scared.
Here is the genre.
It's male entertainers.
Who will do it?
Here is the book.
Here we go. 3, 2, 1.
Here we go.
No, no, no, no.
It's better to have a bigger reaction.
Say it louder.
Everyone, no, no, no.
OK.
It's really good.
It's delicious.
No, no, no, no.
It's better to have a bigger reaction.
No, no, no, no.
It's delicious.
She is a genius.
It's delicious.
But it's interesting because you do it at this speed.
It's just delicious.
That's right.
It's amazing.
You did it properly, Degao.
I did it.
No, no, you have to crush it more.
No, no, no.
That was really great.
That was great.
It's amazing.
You don't look like each other.
You made me laugh.
You crushed me.
No, no, no.
It was really interesting.
It was good.
I want to disappear.
Who will continue to be shocked by the captain?
There are still three people left.
Let's go.
Here is the genre.
Everyone is pushing and losing.
Shibata.
Yes.
The person who will do it is this person.
Three, two, one, go ahead.
It's this table, but it's 1,000 yen.
It's a little high.
It's easy to eat.
Where is the element of Anmika?
It's not Kansai dialect.
It's not that table.
It's Shibata.
It's just 1,000 yen.
It's just 1,000 yen to eat.
It's OK.
It's not Shibata at all.
It's just that Shibata introduced this table.
It's not Kansai dialect.
It's Kansai dialect for the first time.
I'm sorry.
While Himura remains, the final battle between the two.
It's amazing.
It's Yumeki and Himura's fight.
It doesn't work at all.
They are pushing and losing.
It's true.
Let's go.
Here is the genre.
I wanted to do it.
Here is the animal that Yumeki will do.
Gorilla. 3, 2, 1, go ahead.
Why do you do it like that?
It's good.
If Himura-san and Gorilla-san win, Himura-san can win.
He is serious about it.
Yumeki, Yumeki, don't lose.
She is doing it.
Yumeki, you did it.
What are you doing?
Yumeki, you did it well.
I thought it was important to shake off my heart rate.
That's right.
That's good.
You were very ugly.
You shook it off well.
You did it.
You all did a good job.
That's great.
It's funny even if you don't look like it.
All of you are funny.
That's right.
Himura-san will be punished.
I lost again.
This is the worst.
Please drink it.
It stinks.
It's true.
I lost by shaking off my heart rate.
Is Paralympic Games going to start?
From here, it's straight to the national tournament. This is the entry.
Kawasaki, you're one of the seniors, but you have to hurry up and go.
I don't want to play a penalty game, so I'll do my best.
That's true. Kawasaki, you also have this kind of feeling at work, don't you? The experience of being suddenly hit.
Well, it's not a quick push, is it?
But you're saying it right away by pressing the quick push button in your heart.
That's right. I know you have to do it with that feeling in your heart.
- Kaki, you too. - Yes.
- Kaki, you always come up with something weird. - That's right.
It just comes to my mind somehow, so that's probably it.
Right? You're weird now, too.
- But I think you'll be trained for this. - That's right.
- I think so, too. - Yes.
- You have to hurry up and go. - You have to hurry up and go.
- You have to show it. - Show it.
- Do your best. - I'll do my best to aim for first place.
- Then we'll start. - Yes.
"Quick Talk". Here is the topic.
- Here it is. - It's fast.
- Yes. - Then, "Quick Talk", please.
I love makeup.
Today, I raised my eyelashes more than usual.
- Is it like this? - I don't know.
- I want "Quick Talk" a little more. - Really?
- Then... - I want to see it a little more.
"Quick Talk" again with makeup, please.
- Do I have to laugh? - No, no, no.
- If you can laugh, it's good. - No, no, no.
- It's an active battle. "Quick Talk", please. - Yes.
- With makeup, please. - Yes.
I'm not interested in makeup at all.
- Until I came to Nogizaka, I didn't know about makeup. - You didn't know about it.
- That's right. - Yes.
I haven't gone to a department store to buy cosmetics for years.
- You haven't gone to a department store? - I haven't gone to a department store.
Can someone go to a department store?
That's good.
Okay!
- Was that okay? - Because it was funny.
- Because it was funny? - Yes.
That was "talk", wasn't it?
Can you go to a department store?
"Quick Talk" went very far away and only three people remained.
- You have to go more and more. - You can do it!
Here is the next question.
Here it is.
Isn't it that long and thin thing?
Last night's dinner was noodles.
I know noodles.
It's popular among young people these days.
- It's popular to eat it with rose sauce. - I know it!
- What do you think of it? You're lucky. - Yes, I'm lucky.
- But I don't like it. I don't like it. - That's good.
- It's unfair. - I see.
Let's do it one more time with "last night's dinner". Ready, set, go!
"Last night's dinner" doesn't have anything!
I got it! I got it!
- What do you think my last night's dinner was? - What?
- Um... - Tanmyo? - Tanmyo.
- Don't you think so? - Tanmyo is different.
- It was late-night meal, Tanmyo. - Oh, Tanmyo is late-night meal.
"Last night's dinner" was "chicken bento".
- It was "chicken bento". - What's "chicken bento"?
- Today, I had a music video shooting in Atami. - Oh!
I ate "chicken bento" in Atami.
- Well, it's okay. - Is it okay?
- It's okay as long as you know about that person. - I see.
- I was able to cover it up. - But it's okay. - It's good.
Sato and Kawasaki, which one will they receive the punishment for?
- Kawasaki is not active at all! - Yeah, but I'll definitely push the button next time.
- It's the two of you, Sato and Kawasaki. - Yes, it's me.
Then, let's go. Here is the answer!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I feel like I've already done it before I saw it. - Kawasaki, please.
- Well, I... - Yes?
- I usually have a bad memory, but... - Yes?
- I'm good at memorizing faces of people who come to see me for the first time in a while. - The one you talk to?
- Yes, I'm very good at talking to people. - Yes.
- Once you come to me, I'll definitely say, "Oh, it's been a while." - Really?
- Yes. - Is it okay for you to say that?
- Oh, I'm getting a little anxious. - Oh, that was cute!
- Well, it's okay. It's over. - What?
- This is difficult. - It's like this.
- I pressed it the fastest, but it came back again. - That's right.
- So, I was a little worried about that content. - That's right.
- Yes, yes. - I want to practice talking, but is there a good place?
- It's here. It's here to actively talk. - Oh, really?
- The rest is watching TV. - Oh.
- If you watch a lot of people who want to talk like you when you watch TV, is that already a lesson?
- Yes. Watching TV and practicing saying good morning... - You don't have to say good morning.
- Oh, really?
- With that kind of attitude, Rika Sato will do a penalty drink. - Please do it. Go ahead.
- Ugh! - It's really bad.
- It's really bad.
- Yes. You're not allowed to drink water later this time. - Oh, no!
- It's really bad. - It's really bad.
- It's a lie. It's a lie.
From now on, there will be a second round of impersonation. We'll have Pro Shimura join us again.
I don't think there's any impulse to impersonate on top of Endo and Inoue.
- But if you lose, you have to drink. - Yes.
- I'm sure you can do yoga. - No, I don't know anything.
- What do you impersonate? - No matter what you say, I'm scared of patterns I don't know.
- But you know, there are gorillas and stuff like that. - Oh, I know gorillas.
It's okay, it's okay. I'm sure you know, too, Tamika.
I know their faces, but I don't know how they impersonate.
If you tell me, I don't know what you're talking about.
- But you know gorillas, right? - I know gorillas.
- Then what is that tone? - I know only gorillas, sir. - You know only gorillas?
- Endo, is it okay? It can't be helped if you don't do that. - Endo doesn't seem like it.
- Do you do it all the time at school? In front of everyone? - No, I haven't. I've never impersonated myself.
- But everyone saw you do your best. - That's right.
- Remember how large the fragments of plum are. - I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
It's better to show a bigger reaction, so put more coins in there.
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
Look at their reactions.
- Oh, look at that. - That was funny. The plums were funny.
- I want you to eat it. - Chibata'satersharing was funny.
This is great. This spoon is great.
- It's perfect for eating rice. - Who is that? Seriously.
Who is that?
How about impersonating?
No, I don't do impersonations.
I don't watch TV much.
I see.
I don't watch entertainers.
Do you know gorillas?
I know gorillas.
Stop it!
Gorillas are very famous.
If there is an animal, I will never impersonate Yoda and Inouye.
Absolutely.
This song will awaken new characters.
Here we go. As soon as a genre comes up, it's a fast-paced game.
Here we go. Imitation genre. Here it is!
Oh! End!
I can't do it!
It's a gag! A gag!
There's a thing called "gag"!
You do a gag, right?
What is "gag"?
It's this gag. Please imitate it. Go ahead!
It's Tsuda-kun!
Tsuda!
Here we go!
What was it? What kind of guy is it?
Tsuda!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go ahead!
Goi-goi-suu!
A little more, please!
Goi-goi-suu!
This is more formal!
There's a swing!
There's a swing! There's a swing!
Goi-goi-suu!
Okay!
Goi-goi-suu!
That was cute!
It's good!
Cute!
It's good!
You did a good job!
Did I do a good job?
You did a good job! You pushed it pretty fast!
Your voice is amazing!
It arrived faster than I thought!
Himura-san is pushing you!
I'm pushing you!
Me!
Endo, you passed!
I'm glad!
It's your courage!
It's my courage!
That's right!
Endo, who is wearing a mask, passed!
Who is the next hero?
Here we go!
Genre!
It's this!
Oh, no!
Isn't this good?
I don't know! I don't know!
I might not know!
It's an anime!
If you do it without knowing it, it might be okay!
Yes!
It's an anime!
Please do this impersonation!
I haven't seen it yet!
It's okay!
Here we go!
It's Son Goku!
3, 2, 1!
Here we go!
Kamehameha!
I want to see an impersonation of you talking!
That's right!
Talk!
It's Son Goku's impersonation of you talking!
Hey! It's Goku!
A little more! Good! Good! A little more!
Hey! It's Goku!
A little more! Give me something! Give me something more! Talk to me!
I'll beat you up!
I won't say that!
Well, you might say it in a battle.
I don't care! I'll beat you up!
OK!
I'm OK!
You really don't know?
I'll do my best!
You said "Hello, Goku!"
I said "Hello, Goku!"
You said "Mamehameha!"
But it's just the atmosphere.
That's right!
Himura-san, you're really pushing him away!
I'm trying my best!
Can you do Goku?
Of course I can!
Try it!
I'm hungry!
Hey! Don't come!
Hey! Come here!
OK! OK!
It's OK! It's OK!
As long as you can push him away!
I'm pushing him away!
Can you do Goigoissou?
Goigoissou!
OK! OK!
You should have pushed him away!
I'm pushing him away!
Everyone, is there a pattern to say "strongly" or "bigly"?
Yes, there is!
But Himura-san is already a professional at this!
He does it right away!
It's a battle!
It's OK!
Inoue, you just have to win the button!
Yes!
Will Goku Inoue be able to defeat Himura-san?
OK! Here's the last one!
This is the impersonation genre!
Correct!
I want to do it!
We don't know yet!
But you know, you might get a penalty!
Inoue, do your best!
Here's the animal you'll be impersonating!
Chicken!
Let's go!
3, 2, 1, go!
What is it?
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Do it more! Do it more!
Chicken?
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Go back in there, you chicken!
You might get a penalty!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Louder!
It's morning...
Louder!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Okay!
She's good!
I was going to give her a penalty, but I did my best.
The first "cock-a-doodle-doo" was really funny.
It was "cock-a-doodle-doo".
What do you want to do?
I can do it if it's an animal.
Really? Can you do it with a chicken?
Yes.
Show me.
How can you say that?
It's not just about spitting out vomit.
She's funny.
It's a blast!
Why is it coming out of that earthquake?
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