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Nogizaka, Go! BQ!
And now, it's started.
I'm Mr. Banana of Nogizaka Independent Board of Directors.
Thank you for coming.
And this is Nogizaka-chan.
And why I'm saying this?
Ok, ok, ok, ok.
What, what, what, what, what?
Ready, set...
BQ News!
Awesome!
Well, please tell us about today's program!
As we are taking a look back at 2022,
Mr. BQ News is here!
Hello, hello.
There you go.
Last year, Nogizaka 46 provided various news to the public.
Among them, we will introduce the members' little news that happened unknowingly.
Tonight, July 8, 2022, from B-Grade News...
Kuromi's senpai wind is getting stronger.
Yoda looks at human relationships closely.
Yakubo's eyebrows disappear in a live performance.
Ioki rediscovers the charm of combat.
Akimoto receives a gag gift every day.
That's all for July 8th's B-grade news.
No, no, no.
- Zehan, you know... - Yes!
- There are things you don't know until you hear me out. - That's right!
This is bad. It's suddenly bad.
Wait a minute, Kuromi.
Recently, Kuromi's senpai wind is getting stronger.
- Yes, that's me. - Oh, Hayashi!
- Are you Hayashi? - In an impersonation...
- Yes, recently... - There was a bit of a senpai wind.
The first time I thought, "Oh, Kuromi's senpai wind is getting stronger," was...
In March's UNDER LIVE...
I went up to Maaya-san like this with my shoulders like this.
I went up like a senpai.
When we were in a line, I was like this to my senpai.
- I was like, "Are you okay?" - Her hand movements are crazy.
I was like, "Are you okay?"
- I did it to my nervous junior. - Is that so?
- This is not for the elderly. - I did it for the younger ones.
- After that, Gokisei-chan came in. - Yes.
When we were at the Nissan Stadium, the school was pretty close, so Gokisei-chan and Kuromi-chan were talking.
- In the hallway, it was like Kuromi Field. - Kuromi Field!
- It was like Kuromi Town. - It was unfolding.
- They were talking from this angle. - That's nice.
- They were talking from zero distance. - From zero distance!
- Yes. - That's amazing.
Gokisei-chan wasn't doing it herself.
When I hear Kuromi-san's voice, I feel like I have to go to the elderly.
- Gokisei! - Gokisei!
- When you first came, I was very happy. - I was happy.
- I was very happy. - I think Kuromi is great.
- When one or two people gather, in the end, everyone goes. - That's Kuromi Field.
- Don't you have a picture of Kuromi Field? - I didn't take it. - I see.
- I'd like you to take it in the future. - But it's held on a regular basis, so I'm sure you'll take it. - I don't want to.
- What do you talk about with Kuromi? - I report my business. - Report your business? - Yes.
- You go out to the hallway? - She's like, "How are you?" - How are you?
- I'm good. - What's good about it? - Thank you for helping me with my work. - No problem.
- Have you seen my student ID picture? - No, I haven't.
You did it! You did it! You did it!
You did it!
Kuromi is trying to join a different idol group at school now.
We have to stop her.
Interesting.
Next.
Yoda.
Why do you care about human relations?
Why?
It's heavy.
In 2022, regardless of seniority or juniority, I want to get along with everyone.
- Kuromi. - Kuromi!
- You admire her. - I admire her.
Kuromi has already done it.
That's what I thought.
But now that I think about it, I spent my holidays alone at home, talking to the TV.
I couldn't achieve it. I thought it was bad.
So I invited a lot of people, like my juniors.
- You looked back at the past. - Yes.
Who did you invite?
- Yunan Shibata. - Oh, Yunan Shibata.
I invited Rika and Kaki.
And I promised to visit Manatsu's house.
- Oh, that's amazing. - So...
- I want to go there more and more. - Yes.
Now that we're all gathered in such a difficult circle, we should think about it.
For example, wouldn't you invite Ume?
I'm really not confident, so I can't invite him.
But you know, there was someone like that before.
- A member who connects you. - Yes, yes.
- That's right. He joined in between. - Kuromi.
- Kuromi did it. - Kuromi.
- He'll definitely do it. - Please ask him.
Tell Kuromi you're going there and book her with someone.
- Kuromi won't come. - Why?
- Why won't you invite me? - Why won't you invite me?
- It's hard to say from a junior high school student's perspective. - Yes.
Even if I'm invited, I don't go beyond that.
I end up thinking, "Maybe he really doesn't want to go with me."
- Oh... - I end up worrying.
But if Kuromi is there, I think things will go smoothly.
- That's right. - That's right.
What would happen without Kuromi in this group?
- That's amazing. - That's interesting.
- Okay, next up... - Yes.
- This one. - Yes.
Jingu-na, Ame-no-hi-na.
- Ame-jingu. - On the day he came to see me...
- Yes. - His eyebrows were drawn in the rain.
Yakubo and Kanagawa are really like "mama."
- But I liked that. - Really?
- It was colorful. - Thank you.
- I see. - Oh, is there a video?
- Is there a video? - I want to see it.
- Yes. - Yes.
Oh, nothing.
- On the other hand, it looks mature. - It's cool.
- Really? - It's cool.
- Really? - It's good.
- Well... - It's really good.
- Isn't it beautiful? - Yes, it is.
- Really? - You usually look like a child.
- Yes. - Yes.
- It's mature. - It's mature.
- Is there a video of this? - You can do it like this.
- Like this? - Like this?
- Can we use it?
- It's good. - Thank you.
- It's good. - I'm happy.
- Let's continue. - Yes.
- It's good. - Yes.
- A bathhouse? - Yes.
- Even in my hometown, - Yes.
- when I came home from school or something like that, - Yes.
- I took my friends and had a really quiet bathhouse. - It's cheap.
- It's good. - It's good.
- It's amazing. - I really liked it.
- But after moving here, - Yes.
- I didn't know that kind of thing. - Yes.
- But I spend a lot of time alone in various places. - You do it.
- You have a good hobby. - It's really fun.
- And when I'm done, I always drink a bottle of milk.
- That's one set. - I'm happy.
- It's cute. - It's true.
- This is... - Really?
- Is this a bathhouse? - Isn't it a real gacha pin?
It's green, but...
- It's cute. - It's cute.
- It's a bathhouse. - Yes.
- It's close to no-makeup, right? - Yes.
- No-makeup? - Yes.
- It's amazing. - This is it.
- What is it? - I have a real picture of it.
- Great. - It's good.
- Let's move on. - Let's go.
- I'm scared of this. - Akimoto gives you a gag every day.
- We are members of HAYASHI. - HAYASHI!
- We went on tours together every day. - HAYASHI!
- Every time we met, he gave me a gag. - That's amazing.
- HAYASHI, what kind of gag is it? - What? A gag?
- It's like "I'll give you this gag." - Yes.
- He gives me a gift. - Yes.
- I've never used it before and I'm getting old. - Did you get it?
- He showed me once. - Can you show me what you got?
- Can you show me what you got?
- After that, it's HAYASHI's turn. - Okay.
- Go ahead. - Teeth.
- What? - What did you say?
- I didn't use it. - What did you say?
- Teeth. - Teeth?
- He showed me his teeth and said "teeth." - Oh, "teeth."
- You don't know what it is, do you? - Oh, "teeth."
But people who do gags are like that.
Someday, they'll admit it.
Someday, they'll admit it or they won't admit it and it'll end.
- Have you made a gag with your own name? - No, I haven't.
- After "summer" ended, KUROMI's impersonation became popular. - Oh, I see.
- I've changed my shift. - Could you make a gag with your own name?
- That's good. - That's true.
Do you have one now?
- Could you give me one? - It's "hayashinsu."
- Go ahead. - Amazing!
- It's "hayashinsu." - That's good.
- I'll use it. - Do you have one?
- It's "hayashinoki." - That's good.
"Hayashinoki" is...
Hayashinoki.
"Hayashinoki" is cuter.
"Hayashinoki" should be more like "yashinoki."
- Is that better? - I see.
"Yashinoki." I see.
Hayashinoki.
That's close to "kamakiri."
That's Kuromi's.
- That's not Kuromi's. - Kamakiri is Kuromi's.
That's not Kuromi's.
Show me "kamakiri" for the last time.
One, two...
Kuromiharukamakiri.
Why are you doing this to yourself?
- Why are you doing this to yourself? - That's amazing!
- I've been thinking about it. - This program is brought to you by...
- I want to go with this this year. - That's right.
- My hands are higher than my head. - This program is brought to you by...
- Why are you getting all of this? - It's for you.
From now on, we'll bring you "Nogizaka B-Grade News" from September.
"Sakamuchi" - "forgotten again this year"
"Endo" - "one-sided love becomes important"
"Kaki" - "message arrives from Kamakiri"
"Yumiki" - "grandmother's indirect beauty witch"
"Hayashi" - "tangerine's success"
"Yakubo" - "eating churros in the bathroom"
That's all for "Nogizaka B-grade News" for 2022.
You went out of Kamakiri, didn't you?
I'm scared.
What's going on?
Shall we go first?
Shall we go?
This way.
"Sakamuchi" - "forgotten again this year"
Are you kidding me?
"Sakamuchi" has been forgotten many times in the past.
I'm saying that, but...
By the way, where is it now?
There...
I was looking for it and couldn't find it.
You were so close.
I forgot it this year, too.
Yamashita posted a group photo of three students on his blog.
I remember that.
I was there, too.
Yamashita posted a photo of me alone on his blog.
Are you kidding me?
That's scary.
This one?
I have it.
Is "Sakamuchi" everyone's photo?
Yes.
Where is "Sakamuchi" actually?
Actually, it's between "Yoda" and "Renka".
His blog has been posted again.
This one...
It's behind you.
Your face is cut off.
It's behind you.
That's scary.
Why is that?
You can just go in front of me.
But...
I usually take this photo when three students gather together.
But I think I'm forgetting it.
Are you kidding me?
What?
I'm recording it.
I take a lot of photos because I don't know who posted it.
But it disappears right away.
I think it's over, but it disappears during the practice.
I guess everyone didn't notice it.
Show me again.
"No" and "Yes".
"No" is missing.
You're moving a lot.
It's like a real psychological photo.
You can move like that in the middle of a train.
You can move like that from the front to the back.
You can be with Ume.
You can ride Ume's back.
I don't like that.
Call Ume for you.
I will bring him to number one.
Next, N.
Is this also a nickname?
That's right.
How is it?
Yakubo Miyo-chan's...
It's hot, isn't it?
Since summer passed, I've become jealous of her.
You don't just say "I like you" or "You're cute".
I've gotten to talk a lot with Yakubo Miyo-chan and her best friend, Hayashi Luna-chan.
I say, "Saki-chan, do you like Hayashi more?"
Do you like him?
You're cheating.
No, I'm not cheating. We're just talking.
But...
She hates you.
Hayashi's nickname is special.
She doesn't do that for me.
I took Hayashi Luna's "lu" and started calling him "lululu".
But from now on, you should call him "Yashinoki".
"Yashinoki"?
"Lululu" is fine.
But "lululu" is more...
It's strong, isn't it?
It's like...
It's deep, isn't it?
You want it more, don't you?
That's right.
You know, your best friend, Saki-chan...
You should get along with other people.
But you're attracted to many people.
I'm happy that you like me.
But if you block me, I'll be isolated.
I'm not blocking you.
I want you to have a connection with me.
But you should be able to talk with Hayashi.
Now that it's come to this, I'm being called "omoni".
You're being called "omoni"?
The title "omoni" has already been released, hasn't it?
There's a possibility you'll be hated.
Hated?
I don't hate you.
You can't say that in front of me.
Can I say it?
That was really scary.
What should I do?
Recently, people like Saki-chan more and more.
They get along with her like Hayashi.
I want to get along with Saki-chan.
Getting along with her is a good thing.
But it's fine, isn't it?
It's a little...
It's the same distance between you and Saki-chan for me.
It's the same.
The distance between you and Saki-chan and the distance between me and Saki-chan...
It's the same!
It's not the same!
I'm number one.
Then let's make it clear! Let's ask Saki-chan!
Yes! Yakubo, Himura-san, Hayashi and me, who is closest?
No! No! No!
Give me an order!
Who do you think is closest?
Distance!
Distance?
Distance!
Distance between you and your heart!
Distance!
Saki-chan, I've been with you for a long time, haven't I?
I've been saying it all the time, haven't I?
It's Hayashi, now.
From this feeling, it's Yakubo.
Yakubo's love is not enough!
Me?!
Yes!
It's your fault!
Isn't it?!
You said you like me so much, but you make me lost like this!
It means you don't love me enough!
Right?!
I'm sorry! It's me!
You don't have love that you like!
That's right!
What are you doing?! You don't even have eyebrows!
But... that's... that's what it is!
That's what it is?!
That's what it is!
Well, Hayashi, show me your gag!
Tease!
No! No! That's not it!
No! That's not it!
Why "tease"?
"Tease" means "throw it away"!
That was a beautiful flow!
Why "tease"?!
I'm Yakubo, so I like you.
So you know about "northern wind" and "sun", don't you?
"Northern wind" tries to make you take off your clothes by force of wind, but it comes because it's cold.
I see...
I'll make you take it off with the power of warm "sun".
Yes! It's "sun", isn't it?
Sakyan...
No!
You don't know about "northern wind" and "sun", do you?!
I don't know about "northern wind" and "sun", do you?!
So...
So, please do it like that.
Yes, I understand.
Next...
This is it!
It's a bit tricky, isn't it?
Wait...
"This comes"...?
What's with this flow?
But it's not like we made up this flow and put it in.
That's right!
No, no...
But I wanted you to see this message.
What is it?!
Yes.
It's a love song.
Sen-chan, do your best!
It's Kuromi.
It's just Kuromi.
I saw Kuromi from the side.
Every year on B-class news...
"Tanokoka".
Yes.
"Tanokoka".
She's cute.
"Mitchie".
"Kamakiri".
I don't know why, but "Kamakiri".
I didn't expect this flow.
I can only think of it like that.
So there is "Kamakiri", but there is "Kamakiri" next to it.
She said it.
It means "do your best", doesn't it?
She said it.
Let's continue.
"Yumiki".
What is it?
There is a joint.
My grandmother's joint.
That's right.
My grandmother was walking around in her 70s or 80s.
That's not true!
That's a witch! That's a witch!
Why?
My grandmother's knees and elbows are very beautiful.
I wanted you to see it once.
Wow! It's beautiful!
It's true. It's smooth.
It's amazing!
It's smooth.
It's beautiful!
It's very beautiful!
Where is it?
This is a knee.
Is it a knee?
I don't know where it is.
Did you grow your knees?
It's very beautiful!
There seems to be a secret.
Elbows and knees?
It is said that you should never touch your elbows and knees.
So it's a beautiful elbow and knee that you raised properly.
That's right.
It looks like you're painting it with olive oil.
Olive oil!
Your grandmother's knees and elbows are beautiful, right?
That's right.
Aren't your knees and elbows beautiful?
My knees are black.
Your knees are not black at all.
But my knees are black.
Don't show me your knees.
You don't have to show me.
Can I show you?
Really?
Your knees are not black, are they?
Are you okay?
Your knees are not black at all.
What should I do?
Your knees are beautiful.
I'm embarrassed all of a sudden.
That's right. It's almost the same as showing your naked body.
If you listen to your grandmother, you will be beautiful in the future.
I want to participate in the "knees one grand prix" if there is such an event.
You don't want to participate in "knees one grand prix" because you don't want Nakamura to participate in it.
I see.
Next, what is it? "Mikan no miiraka" (tangerine's right side up)
On Valentine's day, Higuchi-san wrote everyone a "mikan" (tangerine) with his name and my face on it.
At the end of Higuchi's "Tokyo Ceremony" event, everyone wrote a "mikan" (tangerine) for him and gave it to him.
I thought the "mikan" (tangerine) he gave me for the Valentine's day project would run out of pictures.
I decided not to eat it anymore.
I succeeded in "mikan" (tangerine) while adjusting the air conditioner and letting it dry.
It looks like a dry flower.
There is also a picture of "mikan" (tangerine) left.
There is a picture of "mikan" (tangerine) now, but it doesn't look good from this distance.
"mikan" (tangerine) is hard.
"mikan" (tangerine) is hard. There is no moisture in "mikan" (tangerine) at all.
It's hot and it's dry.
Did you give "mikan" (tangerine) to Higuchi-san that much?
I took good care of it.
Did you give "mikan" (tangerine) to Higuchi-san?
I didn't give it to him.
"Mikan" (tangerine) is "choco" (tangerine's right side up)
"mikan" (tangerine) is "choco" (tangerine's right side up)
Did you drink the juice that your senior bought you?
Yes, I did.
It's amazing.
It's like "Yakumitsuru-san".
Is it a collector's item?
Recently, I bought a new refrigerator.
I continue to move Shinichi-san's tea as it is.
You are the type of person who has a lot of feelings for things.
I can't throw it away or drink it, so I leave it as it is.
That's amazing.
Where do you usually put it?
I put it next to my shoebox now.
I put it in my shoebox every day when I go out of the house.
If you don't know it, you'll think it's dirty.
If it's in a case or something, it's still dirty.
That's right.
Next.
What is this?
I'm in my second year of college now.
I've been taking classes remotely for a year.
I don't have many friends.
You're in college and you're doing this kind of work, so you don't have many friends.
That's right. It's hard to make, and I don't have many friends.
But I really want to eat churros at college.
A kitchen car comes and sells it.
That's how it is.
But I don't have friends, and I'm eating bright food alone.
Isn't it a little embarrassing?
Churros is a very Western food.
That's right. I know.
But I really wanted to eat it, so I bought it and hid it in my jacket and ran to the bathroom and ate churros by myself.
What?
I feel sorry for you.
What?
Oh, there's a picture, too.
Is this a bathroom?
This is the bathroom.
What are you doing?
No, but with the strong feeling you just had, you're getting better and better.
Why don't you say you're going to eat churros with someone you don't know?
I can't do things like Chromie, so I...
Chromie, you can't go to someone you don't know all of a sudden.
Do you have college friends?
Yes, I do.
Everyone came to me.
Nice, nice.
How do you get your friends to come to you?
Tell me, tell me.
I didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything, but you came to me.
I wish I could open up a pharmacy field.
Oh, me too.
But I think you did.
After that, I ate hot dogs by myself.
That's sad.
Someone should call you to that place.
Saki-chan will come.
Why would she go?
Saki-chan won't go.
Why would she go?
But she might come because she likes me.
Saki-chan doesn't like you.
That's weird.
But, churros, don't eat them at college.
But I really want to eat them.
I'm worried about what I should do in the future.
Oh, you'll come?
I'd rather go up the emergency stairs than go to the bathroom.
I see.
Everyone's sad, but is it like that at college?
It's better than going to the bathroom.
If you go up the emergency stairs, you can hear footsteps.
If someone comes, you'll know right away.
Why do you keep talking about sad things?
After this, the B-class market number one news has been decided!
Class B market number one news decided!
Of the two news broadcasts broadcasted over two weeks,
Judge Himura will decide who will be the B grade market number one news!
I've decided!
Judge Himura will decide who will be the B grade market number one news!
B-Class News Award 2022 said Kuromi of April was about to become an idol, so Kamakiri!
And one more thing, please let those two do it on a rainy morning like Ogawa Soraman in June!
Well, this time it was a little crazy.
Kuromi bit me a little.
Kuromi, from the previous impersonation, it's dangerous.
Is it dangerous?
Gradually gaining attention...
The members have been mentioning my name on various radio programs and programs even when I'm not there, so I'm grateful for that.
Thank you for everyone's contribution!
No, I was surprised when I did this now.
It's amazing.
But I was hit hard just now.
Just a quick touch!? Lies!? How, how, how!?
at what timing?
when will it be done
It's the first half and the second half, isn't it, Class B news?
During that time, we were talking,
Kuromi is amazing, she's doing a great job, she's doing impersonations, and she's doing B-class news.
That's right, these days.
When I said, ``Let's do our best,'' he said, ``Let's do our best together.''
Let's work hard together.
No, that's amazing, that's amazing.
This program is a collaboration between Sony Music and...
It was brought to you by the sponsor you see.
please.
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