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Happy New Year!
Don! Se! No! Akebashite!
Happy New Year!
So, this is the first episode of the new year.
Thank you for joining us this year as well.
I'm your host, Bananaman. Thank you for having me.
And I'm your host, Okizaka-chan!
Happy New Year!
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Se! No!
B!
I see.
Mr. Himura, please announce today's topic.
Let's do it!
Looking back at 2022,
it's B-class news!
Last year, we introduced various news to the world.
"Nogizaka 46".
Today, we'd like to introduce you to the smallest news of the members.
First up is Nogizaka B-class news from January to March.
Akimoto, Yakubo hates you.
Umezawa, bananas and canned ice cream.
Kubo, eyebrows are leaking.
Endo, just the right mug cup found.
Nakamura, collapsed and connected.
Umezawa, dad and class 5.
That's all for January to March's Nogizaka B-class news.
What's that? I'm curious about it.
January, Akimoto. Yakubo hates you.
We had a Valentine's Day project in Nogizaka.
We made a group line for all four generations and said some words to everyone.
We gave pinpoints to Yakubo and gave clothes to various girls.
We did that.
But we don't use that group mail anymore.
We don't use it anymore, do we?
We don't use it at all.
We can use it before a live show or when we don't do our best.
I thought you might think it's a lie.
It's just a project.
I personally feel sorry for Yakubo.
I did it because it was a project like that, but I wanted to give you clothes with all my heart.
That's what I sent you.
I haven't read it for months.
You haven't read it?
I haven't read it at all.
I thought you might have hated me.
About two months later, I sent you a mail with a different purpose.
You replied to it.
That's a long sentence.
That was January first.
And next...
It's March!
I was really happy about it, Yakko-chan.
So, I wanted to tell you that it was wonderful, and I texted you.
And you replied to me on that day.
You replied to me on that day?
Yes. Please listen to me.
Of course I will.
Of course!
What is this?
I got a notification from many people that I would be buried.
I didn't realize it until March.
But it's amazing.
How many are buried?
Hundreds of them.
Hundreds of them are buried?
Yes.
You didn't check it on LINE?
I texted you that I would be buried with coupons from the official account, but you didn't reply.
How many coupons will I receive?
Will I be buried with coupons?
I'm curious about coupons.
But you are the captain of the so-called "Nogizaka", right?
Because you and I are coupons, and you are buried with coupons.
I'm buried with coupons.
Have you ever been buried with coupons, but you didn't reply at all?
Oh, you have.
In my case, I got a notification, but I don't know when I will be back.
That's a perfect "shikato".
Oh, no.
That's scary.
Isn't it?
You say "saki-chan, saki-chan", but you are buried with coupons.
It's scary.
Let's move on to the next one.
Bananas and candied fruits.
From 1921 to 1922, I fell in love with candied fruits.
Candied fruits were in fashion, weren't they?
Yes, but I fell in love with it before it became popular.
You are so funny.
But, Ume, it's not like that.
When my family says it's good, the world becomes popular.
I don't usually see it, but when I see it, Japan wins.
Isn't it the same?
In June or something like that, a banana man was doing a "candied fruit battle" on the radio.
Was it really a normal candied fruit we bought?
It was very popular.
It's already June. It's very late.
Did you hear about it?
Yes, I heard about it.
When we were recording "Nori Chuu", I said my favorite candied fruit.
But I didn't eat it.
You said it during recording?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
Granite.
That's right.
That's why we prepared it for you today.
No way!
Then, you should have recommended something we recommend.
That's right.
I've always wanted to exchange ideas with you.
You thought we didn't exchange ideas with you?
Yes.
So now...
This?
This is a candied fruit only in Hokkaido.
There is no shop in the Kanto area, so we pick it up.
You pick up candied fruit?
Yes, we pick it up.
I like it the most.
I like it when it's hard on the outside and soft on the inside.
I like it when it's like pudding.
I see.
I think it's the ultimate of that.
I see.
Thank you for it.
It's really good.
It's like you said, it's like pudding inside.
That's right.
Is it that good?
It's good!
Oh, it's really light.
It's really good!
It's totally different.
By the way, how many canelés have you eaten?
How many canelés have I eaten this year? I think I've eaten about a hundred.
That's a lot!
If you're getting bigger with canelés, you're the biggest!
Now, let's move on!
What is this?
In February, we were doing a morning information show.
We needed a video for that questionnaire.
And we needed the members to appear in it, too.
Umezawa, Yamashita, and I took the video.
We barely passed the questionnaire and sent it without checking it.
And we were using an app to take it.
And by chance, we set up the app to make the eyebrows the darkest.
Is there such a thing?
There is.
We didn't realize we took it like that and sent it.
And it was broadcasted live.
It was broadcasted live!
It was broadcasted live and it was broadcasted live.
That's scary!
And we saw the video.
We saw it!
It's a little scary!
Everyone, it's a little scary!
Umezawa and Yamashita are all covered with eyebrows.
It's terrible!
It was broadcasted live?
It was broadcasted live and I thought we messed it up during the live broadcast.
Did you check it with your manager?
I think we checked it.
But neither the viewers nor the hosts said anything about it.
And even the fans didn't say anything about it.
Since the three of you are doing it, you might think it's the latest eyebrow product.
Maybe.
I put my eyebrows on my bangs.
But didn't you get a lot of eyebrows jobs after this?
Be careful!
I will be careful in the future.
The result is permanent.
It's really interesting.
Now, next.
End.
This doesn't matter at all.
What is this?
Excuse me.
Two years ago, during the construction work in Nogizaka, we had a face-to-face meeting.
When Victor graduated...
Yes, yes, yes.
At that hotel.
During this game, the eyebrow product I won...
There was one.
Oh, Victor wrote it.
That's right, that's right.
Do you use this?
Wow, it's true!
It's disgusting!
What did you drink? What did you drink?
I drank coffee.
It's bitter.
It's quite easy to use.
I see.
I love it.
You can make such a cute face with this cup.
It's true.
But it's good.
I use this one, but...
What about me?
Don't you use the one you wrote, Victor?
Wow, it's like...
It's very comforting.
But you use it with your right hand, right?
I use it with my right hand.
If you hold it with your right hand, you can't see it, right?
Ah, but...
It's a little comforting.
Well, well.
Doesn't it look like a god living in a bench?
Victor, Victor.
When you go out with your friends, you use that one, right?
I don't use it.
You don't use it?
I use it alone.
Okay, next.
What is it?
Last year, I, Mukai Hazuki and Yumikinawa did a drama together.
You did something together, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
I'll tell you about the scene.
Okay.
I'll tell you about the scene.
When I was about to join the shooting later, I got scolded.
So I hurriedly ran to the site and said "Good morning" and went to the station.
There was a pitfall.
I got stuck in that pitfall and got hurt a lot.
Wait a minute. What's going on?
It's not a prank or anything like that, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's a pitfall that really came naturally.
You must have dug it out of the ground.
No, I didn't.
I'm often told that I'm likely to work in a construction site or something like that.
I don't think so.
I don't think so at all.
So...
There's a connection in a drama, isn't there?
I was in a uniform and my knees were sticking out.
I was like "What should I do?"
By chance, I was playing a role in a dvd or something like that.
Oh, that's why it connected so well.
I'm glad I didn't have to do knee make-up or anything like that.
So that's how it connected?
That's right.
Are you being dvd'd with your knees or something?
With your knees?
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Stop! Stop it!
Don't do it!
It's for the sake of connecting, so it can't be helped.
It's true.
But in this drama, me and Hazuki had injured our knees.
Why?
Because Ms. Director called and said that she didn't want us to get in trouble,
we were rushing there.
And then, I was in a hurry because I didn't want to get in trouble,
I was like "Zoom!" and fell down.
Everyone was like "Zoom!"
And the director got mad at me for that.
What's up with your hand?
On the contrary, I thought it wouldn't connect with the drama,
and I wasn't supposed to be in the DVD.
That's crazy.
Why was she supposed to be in the DVD?
What kind of main actress is she?
My knees are dirty.
Next.
I was curious about this.
What does it mean?
I'm close with my family and we often talk on the phone.
My brother was about to enter high school in April.
We talked on the phone and wished him good luck.
But my brother passed away.
My father and I talked on the phone.
I started talking about my brother's upbringing.
My brother said I was a really good kid.
Your father started saying that?
That's amazing.
I was a really good kid.
When we talked about our childhood episodes,
my father started acting weird.
He didn't show his face much.
That's cute!
He turned his head away.
He said, "Oh, you're crying."
When I heard that, I started crying too.
I was hiding my tears.
But you can tell by his voice.
If you cry like that, you'll tremble.
He's a good guy!
I heard it from my grandmother.
She's your grandmother?
I heard about my brother's childhood episodes from my grandmother.
We talked about it a lot.
You didn't record it?
I didn't.
Why didn't you take a video of it?
I'm sure you recorded it!
But he was a really good kid.
When my brother was about four years old,
my parents often visited my grandmother's house.
He was about four years old.
When my grandmother came home from shopping for dinner and said, "Welcome home," a four-year-old girl said, "You must have been tired," and I thought, "What a good girl!"
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From this afternoon, April to June's Class B news!
Kuromi, about to become an idol.
No, no, not an idol.
On top of stomach, first sign.
Eh, who is it?
Atami of Tsutsui eats alone.
Eh, alone?
Sato eats cake with "that" in his mouth.
What, scary, scary.
In the past, Shibata welcomes his family with both hands.
Ara.
Eh, what?
Ogawa, rainy morning like a drama.
What?
That's all for April to June's Nogizaka Class B news.
Orororo.
Yes, yes, go ahead.
Yes!
Go ahead.
What, you're not an idol anymore, Kuromi?
Where did you come from?
That's right.
Actually, I studied abroad in college since April.
There, I was welcomed as a new student.
Yes, yes.
I'm making an idol group in this college.
Would you like to join me?
I see!
But you know, Kuromi is cute, so I came to talk to you.
Is that true?
Don't tell me you're not in it!
You're amazing!
You look like you're in it!
You look like you're teaching there.
You're different from an idol.
You look like you're in it!
You're in it!
Did you make your seniors worry about you?
I'm fine.
You were invited.
I was invited and even got a flyer.
I said "I'll think about it" and went home.
Matsuo Miyu-chan told me "Come and dance in the center!"
What would you do if you were at the very end?
There was a really amazing girl!
You can't just say you're in it.
If you're a pro-wrestler, you can't just say you're a student pro-wrestler.
You can't just say you're in it.
There was one more bad thing.
What was it?
My student ID picture got messed up.
What was it?
My picture, yes.
I want it!
This is bad!
I'm scared!
Hey, hey!
What is this?
I found a skull, but it's marbled!
This is what you call "weird processing" on the app!
Isn't this too much?
The machine fixed it for me.
Fixed it for you?
No way!
You're kidding me!
This is bad!
This is nothing different!
I don't process it myself.
I do it all myself.
Well, you're right.
No, you're wrong!
You're wrong!
Your face is not that thin.
This is a kama-kiri!
You put me in kama-kiri mode!
Why did you put me in kama-kiri mode?
Because you put me in kama-kiri mode!
Don't put me in kama-kiri mode!
I can't see it, but it's like this here, right?
Try using this jersey as a passport and you won't be able to enter any foreign country!
It's true!
Who used it?
You can only enter the Republic of Korea!
Kuromi, you're so funny!
You've been amazing lately, Kuromi!
I'd like you to join that idol group, too!
It's true!
April is only for Kuromi!
Why are you in charge of April by yourself?
Well...
You're strong, Kutara of this kind!
Kutara of this kind! I'm sorry about April of others!
Well, let's continue!
What's this?
Who is it?
What does it mean?
Well, Kaki-san gave me a photo book, didn't he?
Ah, yes!
And there was a cover that I really liked, so I bought it myself and asked Kaki-san to sign it!
Wow!
That's amazing!
I think I got it first as a fan!
I see!
Is this it?
Yes, it is!
Doesn't this face look strange?
No, it's not!
It's like...
What is it?
Wow, what is it?
Why are you all in "kama-kiri" mode?
Why is everyone in "kama-kiri" mode?
Doesn't this face look strange?
No, it's not!
Can you take it from a little higher?
Ah, it's the angle of taking a photo!
It's not "kama-kiri" mode, is it?
No, it's not!
Why is "kama-kiri" mode so popular?
This is Kaki!
It was also my first photo book, so I was really happy that Nagi-chan said "I bought it myself and asked me to sign it here"!
I'm happy!
But I've never signed it before, so it's really my first time!
It's really your first time?
Yes!
Should I sell it to you? It's expensive!
Please don't!
That's amazing!
Do you buy things in the same group?
Yes, I buy magazines and "shounen" magazines.
You buy those, too?!
Don't you have a lot of "nogizaka" goods in your room?
But it's really dirty and there are too many of them!
"Nogizaka" goods are too many and dirty?!
Too many of them!
I bought "shounen" magazines, too!
And?
I had it cleaned up!
On your face?
Yes!
Why did you do it on your younger face?
It was really dirty!
Wow!
Then why do you buy goods?
I don't buy them because I want to, but when I realize it, I buy them when I leave the convenience store!
That's amazing!
You sound like you have a lot of "nogizaka" goods in your room!
When you realize it, you don't want it in your room!
Let's continue!
This is a little surprising!
I had a day off for a whole day, so I went there because I wanted to feel nature!
Do you go there alone?
I like walking alone, so...
I don't think you feel that way!
Really?
I've never been on a trip, but it's my first time!
Then, did you stay there?
I wanted to stay there, but I was under 18 years old, and my parents seemed to need me...
It was just May, so I couldn't stay there...
Then, what do you do?
I eat sashimi...
What? Shibu?
Oh, this!
Oh, Shibu!
What is this?
I went to a restaurant in a line of people...
It's a full meal!
I got wet in the shopping district...
I ate a lot of delicious food... I saw the sea and came back...
It's cool! If you can't drink alcohol, you can drink delicious alcohol all over the country!
I want to go!
Do you want to go abroad alone?
I want to go!
It's amazing! It's fluffy and you don't feel like you're alone!
I've been to karaoke alone before!
I often go!
I can see unexpected things in B-class news!
The most unexpected thing is black rice!
What's that? I'm scared of it!
When I had an online talk, I got a small cake as a gift.
Kaede came to my room and said she would eat it.
I forgot to bring a fork.
I was about to go there, but I was too lazy to go.
I started looking for something long all over the room.
Something that can be replaced.
What are you going to do?
I found a straw and said "I'll eat it by myself" and ate it.
I pulled it a little.
But it's like this.
It's a little rugged and rough.
That's why you spilled it.
I also drank miso soup with a straw.
You said that before, didn't you?
That's right.
I thought you could do anything with a straw.
I only have a straw with me all the time.
I don't have a straw like that.
The one you bring with you all the time.
I heard that you can break things you buy quickly.
I went to a Harry Potter shop in Akasaka with Mukai before.
I bought a glass bottle.
I'm going to bake cookies and put them in it.
It's cute and fashionable.
I was going to wash it first, but I dropped it in the sink.
On the day of the incident, it became crispy.
I only dropped it in the sink and only the lid remained.
The lid is still at home.
You took a lot of pictures.
There are a lot of pictures this time.
You often drop it and then take a picture, don't you?
I think my back is loose.
When I spilled the glass bottle, I brought it without cleaning up the desk.
That's right.
That's despair, isn't it?
That's despair.
After all, it's a good picture.
It's good that you have a good back.
I'm sure you've done something wrong before you did it.
For example, there are people who drop it.
Normally, you put it here, but you put it here.
That's right.
You don't look at it properly and take it.
You look away from it.
You're doing something.
Hey, pick it up.
It's funny, isn't it?
What kind of relationship is this?
Hey, pick it up before you say it.
No, it's not like that.
It's really different now.
I'll be careful.
Be careful.
Next.
What is this?
Did your family welcome you?
I'm often with Yuna.
When we're together, we talk about family.
You love talking about family, don't you?
I don't think there's anyone who only talks about family.
I'm lonely when you say that.
I often get in touch with my family and call them.
So I always think they're a very kind family.
I want to go see them.
After work, I asked if I could go home now.
They said, "I haven't said it yet, but you can."
My grandparents were very welcome.
They said, "Do you want to eat dinner?"
They even served me dinner even though I hadn't made it.
I said, "I'm here."
When I contacted my mother, she said, "It's night, but my mother and my younger brother and sister came."
They're a very nice family.
Next time, make a reservation in advance and bring souvenirs.
I went there empty-handed.
It was the worst.
I just got it and came back.
It's true.
It rained a lot.
After this, it's a drama-like morning on a large river.
What's this? It's like a drama.
What's this? It's wonderful.
When I went to school in the morning, it was raining quite a bit, but I forgot my umbrella.
So I was walking and I fell like I drew it in a picture.
It's slippery in the rain. It's dangerous!
But it's embarrassing, but I was walking while being hit by the rain, and a wonderful woman put her umbrella in it.
I said, "Are you okay?" She said, "It's okay, it's okay," and gave it to me.
Is that black meat?
I didn't say that. What kind of world story is that?
Is that black meat?
Is there such a drama-like story?
After that, I chased him, but he wasn't there anymore.
He's not there anymore? You don't even know his contact information?
That's right.
About a week later, when I went to school, I took my umbrella with me and went out.
So you can meet him anytime.
But I couldn't meet him.
So if I find him, I'd like to lend him my umbrella and thank him.
That's a good story!
Really?
The umbrella you lent me.
It's a proper, real umbrella.
That's right.
You gave me that umbrella?!
He said, "I'll buy it now, so it's okay."
That's a good story!
But I'm not sure if I should say this story or not.
Why?
As a member of Nogizaka, even though I have to do it properly, I made a big mistake of forgetting this umbrella.
No, you made a bigger mistake of forgetting it.
You didn't take the umbrella with you on a rainy day.
It's okay.
If there are people who have seen this...
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
Shall we start?
It's amazing. It's like a drama.
There are really wonderful women here.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
That's a good story.
I feel like I could do this forever.