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Nogizaka, let's go!
Don!
Nice to meet you. I'm Bananama of Nogizaka Engineering Board.
Nice to meet you.
And this is Nogizaka.
Asuka, I'm leaving.
What?
You are in a different place today.
That's right.
This is a secret place of Takana.
Wow, it's been two nights in a row.
It's not two nights in a row.
It's not, isn't it?
Kimura-san, please announce today's project first.
Nogizaka!
Kouhaku Bounenkai!
Let's go!
Bounenkai!
We held it last year, too.
This year, we changed our style a little bit.
We decided to do it in Kouhaku.
When you think of Nogizaka Bounenkai, you think of Yokkyou.
It's a fast-growing industry.
When I went to the bathroom, I was like, "Is she Yokkyou?"
I saw her from behind.
It's true.
There are a few seats available, so I was curious about it.
It's an opening act.
What is it?
It's an opening act.
Everyone, let's get excited.
Viewers, let's get excited, too.
Let's do it.
Let's do the opening act!
Easy.
You got it.
Easy.
So cute!
It's like F.M.S..!
She accidentally messed up.
Cute!
Very cute!
Simply cute.
Bye!
No way!
Yamaken Samba!
Oh no, it's over!
Hey, somebody!
Sheila!
Samba!
Sheila!
Yamaken! Yamaken!
Oh way! Oh way!
Matsuken Samba!
Oh way! Oh way!
Matsuken Samba!
Matsuken Samba?
Ah, your eyes, your hair, your dancing hands, your fingers, your shoulders
Forget about it and let's dance!
Samba! Viva Samba!
Matsuken Samba!
Oh way!
Asuka-chan, I like this opening act.
I wanted to bring it to my mind.
It's good that it starts with Yamaken-san, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
Your kimono looks better than last year, doesn't it?
It looked cheaper.
Did it look cheaper?
It still looks cheap, but the kimono is good, isn't it?
But this show seems to start in exactly the same way as the FNS Festival, doesn't it?
That's right.
Yesterday, Matsuken-san was standing in front of Nugizaka-san.
So I thought I wasn't losing.
You're not losing!
Did you get any instructions from Yamaken-san?
No, I didn't.
He's a newcomer.
So he went abroad to study medicine.
He went abroad to study medicine.
That's right.
So I told him not to give up and that he should do his best.
That's what you said.
But when he came out, Yamaken-san was much smaller than I imagined.
Why is that?
He looks so small.
I'm sure Matsuken-san saw the real thing last night.
That's the only reason.
Now that we're all here, let's have a toast.
Since Asuka-chan is not here today...
I'd like Asuka-chan to do the toast for me.
Hey!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I sounded like I was toasting.
So, this year's FNS Festival will be held in different places.
Asuka's desire to see Asuka toasting is getting stronger and stronger.
She's laughing so hard that she can't forget her age.
Now, let's start the first game. Himura-san, please!
What's in the mask?
First of all, it's a game where you guess what kind of mouth you're making in the mask one-on- one.
This time, we'll choose one of the four, which is "shakure", "pekocha", and "maebatashi", and make a mouth in the mask so that the other party can't find out.
Read the other party's expressions through the mask and get three points if you can speak in the same language.
We're going to switch this up a little bit.
First up is "shutara" team "iwamoto" versus "himura" team "kaki".
"iwamoto" is in the lead.
Okay, here we go. "iwamoto", please show me your face.
Have you already done it?
Are you doing it?
You're doing it a little, aren't you?
"kaki", please decide and make that face yourself.
Now, you two will take off your masks at the same time.
Three, two, one, go!
"pekocha"!
"pekocha", "pekocha"!
Wow!
How did you find me?
Nice, "pekocha"!
No, it's just that I wanted to see you.
How did you find me?
Wow!
Next up is "himura" team "kaki" team's attack.
"kaki", no matter what you do, you're still in the lead, right?
That's right.
No matter what you do, you're still in the lead.
Yes, you're still in the lead.
I thought you'd say "shakuremaebatashi" or something like that.
That's not true.
Now, please show me the face you've chosen.
Here we go!
Oh, it's back! It's back!
It's a little weird.
Now! Now!
Yes.
Iwamoto, did you get it?
What? Isn't it difficult?
It's difficult.
I think I got it once.
Now, Iwamoto, please do the same face in the mask.
Now, I'll take it off.
One, two, three!
Here you go!
It's a chin!
Oh, it's back!
It's back!
Oh, no!
It's back!
Isn't it back?
It's back! It's back!
What do you mean, "Isn't it back?"
You're saying it's back.
No, it's not back.
No, it's not.
You put in a fake first, didn't you?
You bent it, didn't you?
Oh, I don't know which one is the chin.
At first, I thought it was back because of the mask.
Yes, yes.
Six points!
Oh, no!
It's back!
Oh, no!
The next one is a one-time solution.
The first one is Akimoto, who won rock-paper- scissors.
Now, I'll do the same face in the mask.
Please do it.
Here you go!
Are you already doing it?
Yes.
It moved a little.
The mask moved a lot, didn't it?
But...
What is it?
It's like...
Didn't it move like this once?
Yes, it did.
Is it a hidden mask?
Is it Peko-chan's mask?
Is it Hyottoko's mask?
Yes, it is.
Peko-chan's mask moved like this and it got wet.
Oh, no!
She did it for a long time and it got wet.
What?
You didn't know it, did you?
Oh, no!
Asuka-chan, you don't know it, do you?
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Now, please do the same face, Asuka-chan.
I'll take off the mask.
Three, two, one...
Please take it off.
Here you go!
It's Hyottoko's mask!
Was it a foreshadow?
It was coming out!
No, I said it with my palm.
It's like this.
Really?
It was a foreshadow!
Awesome!
Hyottoko gets one point!
Can the entire Shukaragumi do their best?
Well, I'd like to keep it a little wider.
What are you talking about? You're losing!
It's really a foreshadow!
Awesome!
It's small.
But I don't think Asuka will do it.
Well, there's also that psychological line.
It's the last time Asuka does something like this.
That's right.
Asuka's Shukaragumi, Hyottoko's mask, and Peko- chan's foreshadow are also the last?
I've never done it.
I've never seen it either.
Well, Asuka, please activate the face you chose.
You put in a lot of fake.
You decided it.
At the end, it looked like I was going to hit it.
You decided it.
Wait a minute. I was thinking about it a lot.
You put in a lot of fake, Asuka.
Well, then, Agimoto, please make the same face.
Please remove your mask.
Three, two, one, go ahead!
All right!
It's Hyottoko!
It's Hyottoko, Peko-chan!
It's Hyottoko!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
Didn't you have time to change?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Next game, Himura-san, please!
Let's do it!
Slipper Nia Pin Challenge!
As you know from the program, Nia Pin Challenge of Slipper Throwing!
Each team will try 3 people at a time.
The team who can throw the slipper closest to the first pin will get 10 points.
First, Shitara-gun Suzuki and Himura-gun Kubo will try.
Can you show Himura-san's X-vision?
I can't show you X-vision, but I can give you Himura- san's lecture.
Oh, I'd like to know!
Himura-san is called "Himura of Slipper Throwing".
Himura-san, can you teach us how to do it?
Well, it's not that high.
If you lift it up and hit it, you'll get it.
It's better to throw it low with a liner.
If you swing it too high, you'll lose it.
A lot of people lift it up.
I want you to swing it loosely.
Loosely.
Can you swing it loosely?
Here's the point.
Think of it like a clock.
This is 12 o'clock.
What time is it?
3 o'clock.
9 o'clock.
Are you watching it from over there?
Yes, I'm watching it from over there.
12 o'clock.
6 o'clock.
What about this?
3 o'clock.
Here.
It's over here.
What time is it?
5 p.m.
It's right here.
4 and a half o'clock?
4 and a half.
Can you do it?
4 and a half.
Remember it.
4 and a half.
7 and a half!
4 and a half.
Seven and a half.
Why can you't say 4 o'clock and 7 o'clock?
If you say 4 o'clock and 7 o'clock, you will lose.
4 and a half.
Seven and a half.
Remember it.
4 and a half.
Seven and a half and you'll win.
Next is a midpoint.
Did you see his ankle?
You have to hold it here.
Yes, like that.
You have to hold it.
In order to make it straight, you have to make it straight here.
You have to make it straight here.
Okay, then.
Next.
This is only the first one, so you don't know how much strength you need.
That's right.
Please.
Go for it.
You did it!
You said you did it!
You did it!
You said you did it!
5 meters and 10 centimeters.
It's far.
Next is Kubo's challenge.
Go for it, Kubo!
You heard what Kubo said, right?
Yes, 4 and a half and 7 and a half.
I...
In Kubo's case, 4 and a half and...
Yes, I think 10 and a half will be fine.
10 and a half!
It's quite high.
But golf is not strength.
It's not golf.
It looks like it.
The theory doesn't look like it.
Okay, let's go.
Slipper near pin challenge.
Go for it!
10 and a half and 7 and...
This is weak!
Hey! Ours is way ahead of you!
I tried my best, but it didn't work at all.
Slippers are light.
So you have to put a lot of strength and go like "kyon"!
Next up is Yoda and Hayakawa's challenge!
First is Himura-gun Hayakawa!
Actually, I have a special skill that I've been hiding until now.
My toes move freely.
But...
Can you do this, too?
Can you do rock-paper-scissors?
I can do rock-paper-scissors, too.
I can grab anything.
Really?
You can do it, too, right?
You're strong!
Since I was a genius.
Since you were a genius?
Yes.
If you open your fingers like this and hold them like this and close them as soon as you put out your strength...
You can do it like "tsun"!
You're right! You're right!
But you can do "suburi", right?
Yes, I can do "suburi".
If you can't do "suburi" when you do "suburi"...
Oh, you did it!
I did it!
You did it!
Okay, Hayakawa, let's do it.
The slipper-near-pin challenge...
Go!
You did it!
You did it from the left.
You're at good distance, aren't you?
You're lucky! You're lucky!
Since you broke off...
You're strong!
You're pretty strong, aren't you?
You went for 5.38 meters.
Nice!
That was the closest you've gone so far.
Hayakawa's high speed high school student, Yoda of Shitara County!
Yoda, I'm counting on you!
- I'm counting on you. - Okay.
- But everyone is leaning this way. - Yeah.
So I think I'll aim for this side.
Oh, you're aiming for the right side.
- Well, you know... - I'll go like this.
- Oh, like this? - Oh, no. Not like that.
(Laughing)
Hey! Hey! Don't hit me!
Hey, "choro" came out, "choro."
- It's different. - No, no, it's like you just said.
- Um, no, no, it's like this. - It's different.
- Um, it's different. - No, it's not.
- No, no, it's not. - It's different.
- What's wrong? It's different? - Excuse me, um, like you said--
No, it's different.
I didn't say anything, you know?
- Um, it's really not like that. - No, I said, squeeze before you spit.
- Squeeze before you spit. - No, no, no, no.
(Laughing)
- If you say like that... - No, no.
Wait, one more time. How many times are you going to do it now?
A little bit.
It's amazing. I'm trembling.
Your face is also very scary.
Well, then, tripper Miyapin challenge video, please!
Why? Why? I told you!
I told you!
I was expecting it.
I forgot you were in a good posture.
I'm sorry, I'm frustrated.
As I thought, he's going to do it.
Can Kimura keep his lead?
The third one is Tamura.
Well, well...
He's got it.
See? This is it.
It's a good sound.
Well, then, let's do it.
Miyapin tripper challenge, please!
I'm sorry, I thought you were a professional wrestler.
As expected, it's the ceiling.
It's always like this.
You have a chance.
I do.
Will Kanagawa of Shitara be able to turn things around in the end?
I'm counting on you.
Be careful of the ceiling only.
Yes.
It's best if you ride on top of it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'm counting on you for this.
Go for it!
I have hope.
Now, tripper niyapin challenge, please!
How far is it from here?
It's not bad!
Is it far?
Is it far from here?
What does it mean?
We won!
We lost!
We won!
And in the second round, both captains will compete against each other.
What kind of high-level battle will the battle between the pros be?
I want to see it!
Intro!
Is it like this?
First, a challenge from pro Imura!
Well, well, I'm counting on you!
Well, he's really going for it!
Alright!
Imura-san, niyapin tripper challenge, please!
Wow!
I wanted to go further!
Riders! Riders!
I wanted to go further!
It's straight!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
Two meters and twenty centimeters?
Wow!
It's fast! It's fast!
First place?
Wow!
Will there be a miraculous reversal?
Wow!
It's scary!
It was a little too much!
Wow!
Let's see it!
Please!
Wow!
Oh, it's completely close!
It's completely close!
Wow!
He caught it!
He did it!
It's completely close!
He did it!
So, in this match,
Shitanago wins!
He did it!
I didn't know slippers could be this exciting!
It's so exciting with slippers!
I want to do this on the 18th!
Now, Himura-san, let's move on!
It's time for extra time!
Yay!
Extra time! Extra time!
This time, Asuka-chan will...
Yes, I'll be producing.
She said she wanted you to do this.
Yes, it suits each of us.
It's a double role.
I'm looking forward to it.
First group!
Now, let's begin!
Go ahead!
Oh!
Wow!
It's 2000s dance!
Wow!
Great!
It's like a symbol of this year!
Wow!
It's cute!
It's so cute!
It's great!
Toma-san, join us!
Wow!
Who, who, who is it?
Who?
Ah!
Don't know! Don't know!
Wait a minute!
Who is this?
Who is it really?
Who is it?
Who is it really?
Mikey?
Ah!
I didn't know!
I really didn't know!
Oh!
Nice!
Wow!
It's so cute!
Ah!
I see!
Yeah!
Ah!
Ah, this is good.
Cute.
Asuka-chan.
I really didn't know, Shinjo.
I didn't know who she was.
She smells great.
Eh, persimmon?
Persimmon.
Persimmon, huh.
Persimmon, you're doing that with your teeth in front of you, aren't you?
Ah, I saw it.
That's amazing, those teeth.
After all, it's Fox Dance this year, isn't it?
That's right.
It's this year, and in Canada, you have to leave footprints...
Footprints?
Well, it's fine if it's footprints, but only foxes, right?
I left it.
Ah, I see. It was cute.
This year, you did this in various places, didn't you?
Yes, we did it.
Didn't you do this in various places as well, persimmon?
That's right, unexpectedly.
That's right, isn't it?
Many people did it, Shinjo-san, but isn't it really the most interesting one?
It's really interesting.
No, I really didn't know.
It's interesting.
Who is the shockingly excited guy?
It's pretty high quality.
It's really high quality.
It looks like a DJ booth.
Next person, please!
It's a DJ's booth!
DJ Ko!
Thank you!
Who is it?
It's...
Junior! Genre!
We are there!
Who is it?
Who is it? Who is it?
Yuki!
Yumiki!
Who is it? Who is it?
Yuki!
Stop it!
Why? Why?
What are you doing?
What's wrong?
It's a new dance! It's a new dance!
You are the only one who can do it!
It's not fair!
She said it!
Why?
TRF!
Why is it like this?
TRF's request!
It's so well-made!
Amazing!
First of all, there are still people who don't know about DJ Kou!
Is it Yumikki?
It's his dance!
It's a little different!
It's like "easy do"!
It's his dance!
Why is it "dance"!?
And...
And it's interesting that Shibata is doing it!
Yumiki!
She is good at singing!
But it suits you, doesn't it?
That's right!
She is cute!
She is like a fairy!
She is so cute!
She looks like a gyaru!
I know! I know!
And she is a soccer player from South America!
Sam!
It's Sam!
He was playing soccer, wasn't he?
He can do anything!
Why?
Is Sam like that?
Doesn't he have that kind of image?
I know!
He is narrow-minded, isn't he?
Doesn't he look like a mother who is cooking a trash steak?
I know! I know!
I know!
How did you feel when you received this offer?
I was very happy!
You were happy!
What about DJ Kou?
It's "easy do"!
He is amazing!
I thought it would be funny!
He is lowering his chin!
Is he lowering his chin?
He is lowering his chin!
Look! Look! Look!
It's not like that!
It's funny!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors you are watching.
It's funny!
It's very funny!
It's crazy!
It's very good!
It's awesome!
Next time, will Saito cry?
The last episode of "Tears"!