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[Uchiwa Ukemonomane Taishou]
Fourth time, Uchiwa Ukemonomane Taishou!!
Uchiwa Uke... Uchiwa Ukemonomane Taishou.
Uchiwa's talent show, which only members can know after two years, is open again.
Will a new queen of imitation, who will frighten a grand prince who is afraid of graduation, be born?!
Tonight, the party of impersonation starts with these four people.
First of all, this person, please.
"I'm curious about the world's first Apple Watch notification," says Asuka Saito.
What's that?
I'll take a VTR for checking the choreography.
She's got an Apple Watch on her.
Wait a minute.
I'm watching it.
Wait a minute.
I'm watching it.
He's watching it.
I'm watching it.
He's watching it.
He's watching it a lot.
I saw it. I saw it completely.
You saw it a lot.
I saw it completely.
You're watching these things, too.
I'm always watching it when I can.
Let's continue.
She is so cute that it makes me want to kill her.
Good morning.
Good morning. You are cute today, too.
I woke up alone in the morning.
You are amazing. You are cute.
I ate three tomatoes in the morning.
You ate three? You are amazing. You are cute.
You are cute.
You are messy.
You are cute.
I ate three tomatoes in the morning.
Three tomatoes is amazing, isn't it?
If it were three big tomatoes, it would be amazing.
Three tomatoes is like an animal.
That's amazing, isn't it?
Let's continue.
[Next episode preview]
What did you say just now?
The one that swings?
Yes, yes, yes.
Now?
This?
No, no.
At the end.
It swings from time to time.
Overall?
Interesting.
It's interesting.
Now, viewers, here you go.
[Next episode preview]
Yuruki Kitagawa, who lives alone in a different timeline.
Is she dancing?
It's true.
It's so different!
It's funny, isn't it?
When I was dancing, I was like, "How do I do it?" But everyone was dancing differently.
Everyone was dancing differently.
Do you know it?
Oh, you know it.
First of all...
Asuka, did you watch "Apple Watch"?
I've been watching "Apple Watch" all the time.
Even if I say, "Right, Asuka?"
They don't really listen to me.
Asuka, you were imitated.
I'm aware of it.
Really?
"Apple Watch" gets better, doesn't it?
When you get a call.
I get a lot of calls like, "Let's take a deep breath."
Asuka, do you have a plan to remove "Apple Watch"?
No, I don't.
You don't, do you?
It's stuck in my arm.
It's stuck in your arm all the time.
It's stuck in my arm all the time.
It's stuck in your arm all the time.
But it could be worse.
It could be worse.
It could be like this.
I can't see my face anymore.
I don't know which is front or back.
She's out of it.
Apple Watch.
It's so cute.
And I like smells.
Did you smell it back then?
I did.
While tightening my neck.
She's scary.
"Apple Watch" is scary even before you eat it, isn't it?
It's scary suddenly.
It's scary suddenly, isn't it?
I was only curious about you, Himura-san.
Is the fish Ogawa ate today, the big one?
Please tell me about it.
It's a big one.
Are you serious?
It's like an animal.
I see.
It's like a whole fish.
And, Okamoto.
Yes.
Is it included in the song "Puru Puru" in the middle of the song?
Yes, it is.
I see.
Does it mean that you all know about it?
I know about it.
When you taught me how to shake it, it was shaking all the time.
During the tour, Inoue-toa and Kawasaki-sakura sent me a message.
Why?
They misunderstood that we were pretending to shake it.
I see.
Oh, it's shaking.
If it's not shaking, it's correct.
I wonder if it's a habit of yours.
To make it vibrate, I do like this.
I see.
I do like this.
It's a little like you, Takis-san.
That's right.
It's not like you do like this to make it vibrate.
But you are told to hold it down.
Yes, I am told about it about 30 times.
Then fix it!
Fix it for me!
And, Hayashi.
I was wondering how you do it.
It's interesting.
Is it true?
You know it, don't you?
I want you to put it down quickly and say it.
You want me to do it?
If you don't say it, I'll be like "Ah!"
You bumped into it when you moved, didn't you?
Do you bump into it when you move?
You leave a big face, so I can't come out of it.
You can't come out of it.
I can't come out of it.
But you look like you are happy.
You feel the response, so you can't say it.
You can't say it.
I was going to put it down.
If I don't come out, even Ayotee can't move.
So I think I have to run only here.
OK.
It was good.
I can understand the language.
When you are beaten, you say something like that.
The language is good.
It's good, isn't it?
This time, they make you predict the birth of a new star.
Next, these three will enter.
Let's move on to the next block.
When you look in your ears, you can't stand the strange habits.
What is it?
It's scary.
It's too scary.
What is it?
It's scary.
You put your finger in your ear hole.
Do you do such a thing?
But you probably choose your ear hole, don't you?
Well, you probably don't need it for an old man whose ear hair is sticking out.
Next, please.
Makeup is too rough.
It's rough.
Do you do such a thing?
Yes.
It's fast.
I have a long head today, too.
Do you do such a thing?
It's interesting.
You can't know it unless you're a member of the group.
Next, please.
It's no use saying that to my juniors.
Ayane Suzuki.
Oh, good morning, ma'am.
Good morning, Yumeki.
Wow, you look beautiful today, too.
You really look like a sculpture.
Come on, Yumeki.
Hey!
Oh, it's funny.
I feel like I'm going to hit Ayane.
I see.
Now, we have the first student.
Yes.
I think the ears are over here.
It seems like there are ears you like and ears you hate.
I see.
For me, it's silent and pojikku.
Rolling hill?
Yes.
Rolling hill.
Well, it's not the hole in the ear, it's the earlobe.
This.
Can you see it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, here.
I like this.
Do you want to touch it?
Because I want to do kurikuri.
What?
That's why it's like this.
I see.
So, what are your favorite ears?
I really like Ayane's ears.
Oh, oh.
Saya Endo's ears.
Ogawa's ears.
Saya Endo's ears.
Now, let's check Saya Endo Ogawa's ears.
Show me your ears.
Cute.
Oh, I see.
I feel like I'm looking at it from the outside of the bean.
It's like Saya Endo.
How do you touch it?
I want to see it.
Can you do it?
What is this video?
It's quite a video.
Next, Shibata.
Yes.
Hockey is really rough.
It's rough.
When I finished my makeup, everything came out.
I took out all my luggage from my bag and put it on the desk.
You seem like you're doing it properly.
But you did your makeup like that.
I did my shading like I was looking up.
Did you teach anyone how to do it?
When I do shading, I do it thinking "make your face smaller".
Make it smaller!
I don't do it gently.
I do it like this.
I see.
I shave my face.
You shave it.
That's how you do it.
Next, Kuromi.
This is amazing.
This was interesting.
Tsuzuki's comment.
Yes.
Have you seen it before?
I've done it before.
You've done it before?
Yes.
You did it properly like this.
Actually, I want to do it with my shoulders like this.
But there's a sexual harassment problem.
No, it's okay.
I think you'll do it if you make fun of me.
Next, Sony Music and...
You want me to do it, don't you?
I want you to do it!
We'll provide you with the sponsors you're looking for.
I'm sorry.
Himura-san just did a funny pose.
An impersonation competition of land works.
Here is the next entry.
Okay, let's go.
Here is the next block.
Here you go!
Yuri Kitagawa as usual.
As usual?!
That's simple.
Hello, I'm Yuri Kitagawa.
Oh, you look like her!
My hobby is looking at the sky.
I've been speaking fast lately.
You look like her.
Yellow hair, red hair...
You're slow.
Black hair...
I said it.
Thank you very much!
You're slow!
You're good!
You look like her a lot!
You're good!
Let's go to the next one.
Here you go!
Kubo's greeting is funny.
"Gobi" is funny.
Kubo's greeting.
"Gobi"?
Oh, good morning!
Manasu-san, thank you for today!
You're late!
I bought a souvenir for Kubo!
Oh, I'm happy!
Thank you very much!
Are you serious?!
Why do you say "nasu"?
You can't say "nasu"?
She said "nasu".
It's all "nasu".
Some people say "ungung".
Let's go to the next one.
Here you go!
Kubo Shiori's voice is unusually loud only when she talks about baseball.
Oh, good morning, Shiori!
Good morning!
You were on the radio yesterday, right?
Did you sleep well?
Well, yesterday...
I was really late...
Shiori!
Mogi is back in the first team!
Really?!
Shiori is back in the first team!
You've been doing well lately!
You're too young, Shiori.
Shiori is only in the first team.
Let's go to the next one.
Here you go!
Sakura Endo, who looks like she has a low frequency measuring device when she makes mistakes.
Oh, no.
[Laughter]
What is it?
Wow, it's amazing.
Oh, it's a product placement series.
[Laughter]
Wow.
There's a line.
No, I don't think it's flowing, but it's like a line.
Oh, is that so?
It's hard to go back after it's like that.
It's pretty amazing, isn't it?
If you make a mistake, it'll be like that.
It'll be like this.
Now, Matsuo.
Yes.
You're good.
But I started imitating Yuri's voice about three and a half years ago.
You're doing it a lot.
That's right.
And my voice has been updated quite a bit.
Oh, is that so?
It's improved.
So, recently, when I imitate something, I have my voice taken away.
So, please practice with me.
I can't even give you a boning drug.
I can't get you a coffee.
It's similar even now, so it's okay.
Thank you very much.
Now, Ume.
What's up with your voice?
I've fixed it now.
About a year ago, I said "thank you" and "thank you"
When I first heard it, I doubted my ears.
About a year ago, "nice" was amazing.
That's right.
And I thought it was a prank.
I thought it was a long-term prank.
Like changing your voice.
But when we met, it was "nice".
So, it became "nice" at some point.
I said it.
So, I said it.
I don't intend to fix it from there.
But he said it was a prank for about 3 months.
I realized it.
Do you know "nice" from others?
I shared it with Ume.
You said it.
Kubo said "nice" just now.
So, it's there.
That's right.
I saved it for a year to fix it someday.
And I brought it out.
I see.
It's a secret.
It's amazing.
Kubo was next.
Kubo's voice was so small that I couldn't hear it in the morning when I wasn't excited.
It was so small.
But I couldn't listen to it many times.
So, I listened to it a lot.
I don't know what you are talking about.
But, when you talked about baseball, I got excited.
My eyes were wide open.
It was like fried egg.
I didn't mean to be low-key.
You were so low-key.
But, I noticed that you listened to me.
Did you notice it?
I pretended to listen to you.
Even when you were excited, you pretended to listen to me.
It's your fault.
I couldn't hear you.
I didn't hear you.
I thought you had a microphone here.
If you had a radio, you could talk quietly.
It's because of the trend of old Japan.
That's why.
I see.
Hello, I'm Koji.
No, you are not.
Hello, I'm Nasu.
Why did you say "Nasu"?
Next, Sato.
Yes.
Didn't you turn it on?
I turned it on and turned on the electricity.
Really?
Why did you turn on the electricity?
You should have done it at that timing.
You did it for me.
It was my first time in my life.
Why did you do it?
You didn't have to do it.
You didn't do it on purpose.
You did it for me.
I see.
It's a great impersonation.
What kind of impersonation is it?
You didn't have to hurt yourself.
You didn't have to do it.
But it's true.
It's not during rehearsal.
Is it real?
It's real.
Normally, I pretend I didn't make a mistake.
But you said "I made a mistake."
That's why you made a mistake.
That's right.
But when I hear it, I'm surprised.
Or I make a mistake.
I feel like "I made a mistake."
I feel like I'm losing my strength.
I see.
Can you still play this song even now?
It's quite high quality.
I don't like it.
Can you play it now?
It's coming.
Why do you do it?
You didn't have to do it.
I did it to recreate reality.
You didn't have to do it.
After this, the new generation of impersonation will be active.
There is more. New content is being released.
Next, five people will enter.
Let's go to the next block. First person, please.
Kenji is too random.
I'm hungry.
Haru, did you eat breakfast?
No.
I see.
What is today's lunch?
Haru, how do you feel now? Beef?
No.
Pork?
Chicken?
No.
Chicken?
No.
Then, lizard?
No.
She answered "no" and "no".
"No" and "no".
At first, I didn't know what "no" meant.
Let's go to the next person.
Tomisa and Nao are all handsome.
I'm tired.
Are you okay?
Thank you.
Take your luggage.
Thank you.
It's cold.
A man does such a thing.
See?
This is unexpected.
A man chose it.
It's good, isn't it?
Let's go to the next person.
Hina Okamoto's ballet is coming out.
I'm hungry.
Don't say "sui sui".
Don't say "zutto rezei".
It's funny.
I'll go and get it.
It's amazing.
It's coming out so much.
Thank you.
I did it.
It's time for practice to resume.
Yes.
[Laughter and applause]
It's funny because you're standing at first.
It's funny.
It's like Kasuga, isn't it?
It's like a ballet dancer.
Next one, please!
[Music]
Wada Maaya, who compares everything to Hiroshima or Ina.
[Laughter]
Good morning.
Maaya, you have four hours from now.
What? Four hours?
If you have four hours, you can't go back to Hiroshima.
[Laughter]
That's ridiculous.
By the way, I bought a bicycle the other day.
It's very heavy.
I think it weighs about 14 kilograms.
What? Isn't it enough for one Border Collie?
[Laughter and applause]
Oh, I see.
You know, everything is like that.
Oh, like a baseball bat or something like that.
Now, there were a lot of "go"s here.
First of all, on the upper side...
Ina.
Napanishi answered randomly.
Ina.
Yes.
Why did you answer like that?
Before I said "the" Ina, I basically said "shou ene" all the time.
Oh, I see.
There was a time when I said "the" Ina in "My Boom".
So you don't say it much now?
I graduated.
Oh, that's how it is.
Right?
Well...
It's kind of weird.
Even if you hear one episode of it, you know it's weird.
[Laughter]
Yes, a lot of things continue.
What makes you handsome like that?
Yes, I think all five generations know it.
Really?
For example...
When you're about to get out of the car...
"Gasatto".
Really?
That "satto" too?
But there are a lot of excessive things.
Even if you're just walking on an empty road...
"Watch your step".
[Laughter]
"Watch your step".
"Look in front of you".
Oh, I see.
There are bad impersonations, but there are also things like this, right?
There are things like this, right?
There are good impersonations.
Let's go, Sushi Ikeda.
It's funny just standing.
This is unique to ballet dancers, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
Did you do this?
I did it for seven years, from the age of four to eleven.
It was a bit like something moving.
It was completely different.
Ballet has a number on the legs and Hina Okamoto always does it with her second leg.
Second!
It's the second leg.
Second means "kasuga", Ana-chan.
"Ni" is "kasuga".
"Kasuga" is "ni".
Because it's "nideya" and you do like this with your finger, but it's "kasuga" here.
"Kasuga" is amazing!
"Kasuga" is "monman"
And I thought it was "gouki buroku" here, but it's "katsumoto"
Yes, thank you for having me.
You imitated "wada" which is always imitated, right?
That's right. Actually, this is an imitation I got from Hina Kizuchi.
Oh, is that so?
"Wada" was imitated, wasn't it?
Well, but if you really say it, I say it a lot.
You like dogs and stuff like that, so you know that kind of thing, right?
The other day, Hina Kizuchi said something like, "Oh, it's already the 11th anniversary," and I said, "Oh, it's "golden retriever"'s life expectancy.
No, no.
I am the king's heart and bone!
Now, let's continue. Here you go!
I wanted to liven up everyone so much that I didn't know what I was saying anymore, and I imitated it.
She did it again.
This is the last dance scene. Thank you for your cooperation.
Wow!
Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice!
What are you doing?
Wow!
Glamorous!
Glamorous?
Wow!
Thank you for your cooperation.
This is also different, but does anyone know this?
I didn't exaggerate it at all, and it's even more amazing.
I see.
But you said you wanted to liven up everyone, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Glamorous! Glamorous! Glamorous!
What should you do when you say "glamorous"?
I thought of a scene where we walk forward seriously and don't laugh at all.
With fire coming out of our backs.
But at that moment, I said "glamorous! glamorous! glamorous! glamorous!"
Why "glamorous"?
What should we do?
Should we do like this?
Glamorous! Glamorous! Glamorous!
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