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Nobita's Odai Smartphone Photo Exhibition!
Again tonight, among the enormous photos that idols will definitely have,
we will hold a photo exhibition where members will pick up what they found on Odai.
This corner is really good.
It's definitely good.
This is the first theme.
It's interesting.
I'm glad.
Then we will change the next theme.
Here it is.
The theme is...
Gummy!
What is it?
What kind of photo will come out?
It means they are looking at it.
Tamura!
Yes!
Tamura's Gummy!
Here it is!
Cute!
Gummy is cute...
Cute!
It's cute!
It's Tsutsui Ayame-chan's.
When the four of us joined and it wasn't too late...
Tsutsui Ayame-chan is really young,
and she really wants to take photos of her growth process.
Oh, she is a parent.
But...
Is it a studio?
Is she trying to steal studio equipment?
No, no!
It's not like that.
But it's cute.
It's cute to take photos from above.
I like it.
Yuno-san has been saying that it's cute to take photos from above.
I love it!
You love it?
I love it a lot!
Will you take photos from below?
You don't like it, do you?
Taking photos from below.
It's not refreshing to take photos from above.
Taking photos from above.
It's like this.
Oh, really?
But I'm sure you all think it's cute to take photos like this.
Yes, we do!
I agree with you.
Do you take photos from above?
I'm sure you do!
I'll show you a good side of me.
A good side of you? Which one?
I'll show you this side of me.
Oh, I see!
I see, I see, I see!
I'm sure you all think it's cute.
I'm sure you do!
Do you think Asuka-chan is cute?
I'm sure you do!
I don't think so.
What about you?
I don't think so either.
I mean, you can take photos of me from anywhere.
You can take photos of me from anywhere and say, "I'm Asuka Saito!"
Is that what you're saying?
No, it's not!
But it's true that you're the target audience.
No, no, no.
I don't think there are many girls who are the target audience.
There is a huge difference, but please don't get too close!
Wow, that's amazing!
But since Ume is tall, when he takes photos of me…
But since Ume is tall, when he takes photos of you, you can only see his dark circles.
He's like a robot!
But if you're taking photos of me as a member, you can take photos of me from above.
That's true.
I think it's cute.
But when it comes to magazines and such, I like Asuka- san's expression like, "Look at me from above!"
I like it.
Please say "unusual."
It's unusual.
It's like you're saying this part first.
It's different, right? It's different, right? It's different, right? It's a funny mouth. It's a funny mouth. It's a funny mouth.
Can you do it for me, Himawari-san? I'll put my chin like this.
Himawari-san, Himawari-san, what is that?
A neighboring old woman is like "Please throw away the trash properly."
I can't do it. I... I've become completely idealistic.
No, Asuka-chan, do it for me for a little bit.
Asuka-chan, do it for me for a little bit.
No, no, no, no.
We're the same! We're one moment! We're one moment!
We're one moment! We're one moment!
We can do it together! I'm seriously saying it!
Himawari-san, let's do it together. Here we go. 3, 2, 1...
Yes.
I don't know. I don't know. What is that?
Himawari-san, you've been doing it all this time, haven't you?
I'm doing it all the time! Do it alongside me! I love it!
Which one should I pick?
This one.
Which one?
Up, up, up.
Wait.
What?
That's what comes out.
That excitement.
Asuka, you did it!
Asuka, Asuka!
You're a doctor!
Can you do it in one second?
Here we go.
You can pick it up.
Here we go.
Ready, set...
This one.
Doesn't this face leave a deep impression?
I know what you mean.
Like a powder mic.
Welcome.
Asuka, you really are a powder mic.
Welcome.
But that's what I like about you.
Everyone likes that.
That's what I like about you.
I want you to produce something funny, Asuka.
Like a powder mic.
Powdered.
Like a small bean paste ball.
That's fine, Asuka.
I'm counting on you.
All right.
Next up...
Eyebrows.
Iwamoto's photo.
Iwamoto with 100,000 photos.
I know! Iwamoto with 100,000 photos!
Here we go.
This one.
Wait a minute.
What does this mean?
Eyebrows?
Asuka was crying and Iwamoto was looking at her with interest.
Asuka was crying and Iwamoto was like, "What are you crying about?"
Iwamoto, do you remember this?
I do.
When was this?
When we were shooting the music video for "Happiness Protection Color."
Oh, when you hit your forehead with a footrest pipe.
No, no!
I kept doing things I wasn't supposed to do.
I was about to cry.
I was holding it in because we were shooting.
Asuka came up to me and said, "Do you want to cry? Cry! Cry!"
I see.
You were unlucky during the music video shoot.
What do you mean unlucky?
At the time, our costumes were too short.
When we danced, you could see our bellies so much that we couldn't dance.
Oh, I see.
A lot of bad things happened to us.
Asuka was laughing and crying.
She was crying and crying.
Asuka, do you remember this?
Yes, I do.
Asuka, do you remember this?
A little bad luck tends to overlap.
Bad luck and bad luck, right?
I think it's been like that for 20 years.
It's not like that.
But it used to be like that when I was a hit comedian.
Only bad luck is bad luck.
That's right.
So, if someone doesn't break this balloon once every now and then, it can be a big deal.
But, she's wearing make-up and fixing her makeup with a cotton swab.
But she's crying and crying. What a bad girl.
But her eyes are sparkling. It's good.
Next is Ume.
Yes.
This is Ume's photo.
Oh, God! You scared me!
Yoda?
Why are you scared of me?
You know, even in a deadly place like this,
suddenly, "Oh, God! You scared me! What's wrong with you?"
What?!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
What is this?
Why is everyone looking at it like this?
It's like you can see something in the middle of it.
What kind of picture is this, Ume?
As soon as we joined, when we were on the train on the way back,
Yoda was looking at something alone with his eyes blue.
But there's nothing because it's a train.
Nakazuri Koukoku is not looking at it like that.
No, he's not.
But he's been doing a lot of mysterious things like this.
This is one of them.
Yoda, what is this?
What is it?
It's easy for my neck to get stuck.
I'm often in this position.
Isn't it a straight neck?
Is that so?
Then it gets stuck.
Does it get stuck?
Is it a straight neck?
Show me your neck, Kamijawa.
Is it a straight neck?
Maybe.
I'm sorry if I said something bad about Yoda, but it's stuck.
No, it's not.
It's just a simple bad habit.
That's why your neck is like that.
Does your vocal cords get stuck?
Yes, but it doesn't heal.
Is your neck okay, Himura-san?
What is that?
Is my neck okay?
It doesn't get stuck.
It gets stuck a lot.
I understand Yoda's feelings.
Maybe my neck is a straight neck.
I didn't know I had a straight neck.
Maybe it's a straight neck, Himura-san.
Maybe it is.
Maybe it's a natural turtleneck.
This is nostalgic, too.
It's like everyone is floating.
You're right.
It's amazing that you can ride a train like this.
I don't think we can all ride a train like this now.
It's impossible, isn't it?
It's sad, in a way.
My neck is a little stiff, too.
Is that so?
You're showing us a lot of things.
Here you go.
Your neck?
Thank you very much.
This is a normal version of Himura-san looking at his cell phone in the dressing room.
This is from about three years ago.
There are many people with narrow-eyed old men, but Himura-san doesn't open his eyes wide.
If you open your eyes wide, your chin will be like this.
This is really painful for the eyes.
Eyes looking at your cell phone.
There are more.
Next is this.
Himura-san looking at his schedule.
This is Himura-san looking at his schedule.
Himura-san looking at his schedule in June.
This is really painful for the eyes.
What is this job?
There was a bad job in the second half of June.
There is one more.
This is the face of Himura-san who is about to eat something.
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Here is the next theme.
Scary! Scary!
Right? It's fear.
If it's scary, it doesn't matter.
I don't know. Is it a ghost or something?
Maybe.
Let's start with the persimmon.
Scary! Scary!
Is it a persimmon?
It's not me.
Who is it?
It's a member of Nogizaka, right?
That's right.
If it's not a member of Nogizaka, it's even scarier.
It's like taking a picture of someone you don't know.
Is it a persimmon, Sakura-chan?
Is it a persimmon?
A persimmon, huh?
I was surprised.
It's like you just joined us.
I see.
Let's go one minute forward.
On the way back...
On the way back from the lesson...
Wow, you hide your face well.
I took it.
Because you have a small face.
Even if it's behind you, you can't tell, can you?
If you say, "Actually, it's behind me,"
you'll get hurt more and more.
If you make your legs like that...
Next, Tamura.
Yes.
Tamura's "scary."
Let's go.
Scary!
What is it?
It's scary at first!
What is it?
It felt weird at first.
It was really scary at first!
What is it?
Who is it?
It's...
Hayakawa Sarah.
It's you!
How was it for you?
Yes.
She was wearing a cool costume during the recording.
She asked me to take a cool pose.
And then...
I took a scary pose.
It's scary.
It's scarier because you have a good style.
Weren't you doing "perfect human"?
That's right!
Why are you laughing?
Because of the costume.
Your lower body and upper body look different.
Isn't it scary?
The more I look at you,
it feels like you're walking on the other side of your left leg.
It's scary! It's really scary!
Can you do it now?
Can you do it right now?
You're right about your left leg.
You're right about your right leg.
If you take this more from below...
I see, I see. You're just making a face and doing "woo".
And then you say "I'm"...
"I'm a perfect human".
But you look like you could say "perfect human" with that face.
It was in there for a bit.
Aki-chan is in there for sure.
Next, Ume.
Let's go with Ume.
Ume, what's this?
This is also Yoda.
It's Yoda, right?
So cool!
What's with this leg?
It's from last year.
When I was getting my hair fixed in between shows.
But it's really like...
Between the mic and your hand...
If you had a cigarette, you'd have put it out.
It's not like you smoke during a show.
No, it's not like that.
Choshu Rinku-san said "I'm not angry".
And that's what she said in English.
"I'm not angry".
That's how she sits.
It's a picture I've never shown before.
It's nice. It's your first time showing it.
It's nice because it's my first time showing it.
I don't do it outside.
You can't see this.
Everyone is like this.
Don't sell it!
In Nogizaka,
they teach you not to open your legs.
In the beginning,
everyone was like "close your legs".
"Close them".
Don't do it.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is this.
Shocking pictures.
You've been showing shocking pictures for a while now.
First of all, this one.
Ostrich.
This is an ostrich picture.
Wow!
I'm surprised!
Oh, it's like that.
That's right.
When we did "Magic" together.
That's right.
This is an amazing picture.
Even if you see it in still frame like this,
you can't tell what's going on.
But,
is it okay if you bend your neck a little and take a picture like this?
It's my first time being cut.
Nogizaka, you look like you're 46 degrees Celsius.
Was it during practice?
Yes, it was during practice.
It's my first time entering and being cut.
But,
you can't do this unless you enter the industry.
That's right.
It's a good experience and a good picture.
Your face is a little different.
It's different.
I like it better now.
I like it then, too.
Next, 100,000 Iwamoto.
Here it is!
Iwamoto's shocking picture.
Here it is.
This is...
Yora-san, that's good. As expected of you.
I've seen this picture before.
That's right. It was on B-grade news once.
It's a separate cut. This is me looking at you.
I see. From a different angle.
That's right.
Iwamoto also holds back this kind of thing.
I hold it back.
I don't know if it's a joke, but the picture that Ume was taking earlier,
the picture of him opening his legs in the middle of a live show,
that's also a separate cut.
There's a separate cut.
There's a separate cut of Iwamoto.
If you have 100,000 yen, you can get a separate cut, right?
That's right.
That's crazy.
Isn't his neck crazy?
I was sleeping normally.
You can sleep anywhere, right?
Did you say you slept like that so you wouldn't crush your hair?
No, I didn't.
I didn't know if this chair was clean or not,
so I thought I'd just keep my head out of it.
You don't want your head to get dirty?
No, but my calves and raw legs were sticking out of it.
You're serious!
That's right. I was only concerned about my head.
You were only concerned about your head.
What do you mean?
Even if you took that chair, you'd probably still be like this.
It's connected to the picture of you opening your legs earlier.
You wouldn't be able to get a decent picture of you like that.
You're funny, Yoda.
There's still more, right?
There's still more.
In this survey, I put out quite a lot of Yodas.
Yodas are amazing in society.
That's right. They're weird. They're not normal.
Yodas are weird.
But they're worth taking.
They're worth taking, huh?
Next up is Asuka.
Asuka.
Let's see Asuka's shocking picture.
Here it is.
Oh, it's me!
Asuka. Oh, you remember this?
This is probably a picture we took at our concert.
Well, it's not like I took it, but they raised their arms like this.
I think the fans down there are not just cheering for you, but dancing with you.
No, it's not.
It's not, is it?
I remember it clearly.
It's you.
Asuka asked me to refer to "banzai".
Oh, that's it!
It's like you put your hand on your side and stretch out your little finger.
"Banzai" reference! "Banzai", "banzai", "banzai"
It's a picture of that time.
It's moving as you instructed.
Oh, is that so?
No, but if it's like that, it's not like this, it's like this.
Shut up! Shut up!
It's that time.
No, I thought you were dancing for me.
I thought, "Himura-san is watching our concert with all her might", and I was shocked in a good way.
I see.
But for Himura-san, she's dancing with all her might.
She has a special talent for dancing.
That's our thing.
Our shock.
This is not a picture, but let's show it.
Himura-san has been dancing like this for a long time.
I'm already dancing.
Cute!
She's dancing!
Cute!
Amazing!
I'm all wet.
Cute!
Himura-san's summer night is amazing.
It's amazing!
Himura-san has been dancing like this for a long time.
I've been dancing like this for a long time.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
She's taking a good seat, so there's space for her to dance.
That's right, I've been watching her closely for a long time.
Is it "self-portrait"?
I've been watching her closely for a long time.
Most of the people who are related to me are "self- portraits", not only me.
Of course, we do like this.
When we get close, we do like this.
But when you don't look at me at all, I feel embarrassed.
There is one more shocking one.
Ume.
Ume has one, too.
Here it is.
It's miso soup.
What is this picture?
This is a picture of me while I was doing my makeup for "Sato Kaede".
When I was drinking miso soup for breakfast,
I forgot to bring chopsticks.
So, I drank it with a straw.
I was so shocked.
"What are you doing?" I said.
It's a picture of Miko's car.
The face of that person is not in it, either.
Did you drink miso soup with a straw?
Did you know about it?
I got burned.
When I said it's not good, I went to get chopsticks.
I see.
You don't need chopsticks. You can just drink it like this.
That's right.
I wonder why.
Did you want to get it like this?
Is that so?
You put a little bit of miso soup in your hand and drink it like this.
Did you want to drink it like a child?
Ouch!
It's the real answer.
The next theme is this.
What a reaction!
Is it a UFO picture?
It's a great theme.
So, you ate it with this theme and came here.
Wow!
Ume.
UFO.
This is a picture of Ume.
Oh, it's an alien.
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
Is it that one?
Akimoto is looking at it.
That's right.
This is Natsu.
Akimoto in the countryside?
No, not in the countryside.
When I heard about this theme, I thought, "Wow, it's a UFO."
I thought, "Why is Akimoto sitting alone here?"
Are you the band of this location bus?
When I noticed it, there were no people around me.
Why don't you go back to the location bus?
That's right. I didn't notice it.
Is the location bus for smoking people?
But it's interesting.
It's very scary.
When we were shooting the music video for "Wilderness World,"
a big bug appeared and I was looking at it.
I see.
You're taking a lot of pictures.
Yes, I do.
I often take pictures of members, too.
That's nice.
Do you take pictures because you think they have a weird face?
No, but there are a lot of people who have changed.
Is Akimoto changed, too?
Well, even behind the scenes, there are a lot of times when I'm not serious.
So, I take pictures of those times.
So, this feeling of this picture is rare.
Even behind the scenes, you're not serious?
I don't think so.
I'm serious.
I've been like this since I was little.
There's more.
Yes.
This is a picture I got from Suzuki.
Wow!
Wow, what's this?
Knees? Elbows?
I like...
After a live show, there are a lot of crouching movements, so I like it.
I like to take pictures of the process of healing.
Among the many things in my camera holder, I chose a round one.
Oh, it's beautiful, so you liked this shape in you.
No, it's not like I like it.
Is it because it's UFO-like?
That's what it looks like.
But the grooves are beautiful, it's amazing.
I know.
As expected of an idol.
Himura-san, you look like a dummy.
Me too, that cardboard one.
Someone was like that, too.
I was like that, too.
I was like that, too. I took a picture.
I took one, too.
"Other" theme might have been good.
"Other" theme?
Himura-san was like, "Look at me," and was like, "Whoa."
I'm imitating Ora Uta.
Is it a lie?
After this, did you discover real UFOs?
Shibata.
Yes.
This is Shibata's picture.
You two have very sharp eyes.
What is this?
It looks like a big picture.
You two are very cute.
Right?
You are right.
What are you looking at, Shibata?
This is when I discovered UFOs.
It's a lie!
Is it a lie?
Are they really UFOs?
Actually...
She said it's a lie.
It's not a lie!
It's a very light lie.
We believe you!
It's a 46-hour TV show.
It's quite recent.
When I went to see "Asahi"...
"Asahi"!
It's not "Asahi".
What is it?
After the shooting, we took a few shots with Rei- chan.
It was like a high observation deck.
It was all glass.
There was a crow in the window.
It was morning, but a crow started performing in front of me.
Is it true?
It's true.
Can you show me?
Show me!
I don't know.
I don't know, so show me!
What was it like?
Can you show me?
First of all, there were wings.
It was like this.
How many were there?
Just one.
Just one?
I don't know if it was windy or not.
But we were walking around.
You were watching it?
Yes.
Do you make that face?
Who is shooting this?
We were shooting ourselves.
Why don't you shoot a crow?
Iwamoto! Iwamoto!
Yes?
Do you have another cut?
No!
I haven't shot a crow yet.
You don't have a crow?
No, I'm sorry.
Iwamoto is good.
Iwamoto has another cut.
You don't have a face of watching a crow.
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You're right.
They look cheerful.
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