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[Ogizaka]
Don! It's been a while, I'm Ogizaka Koji.
I'm the host, Banana Man.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while, I'm Ogizaka Koji!
One, two...
Pitchi Pitchi!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been 46 hours since we last saw you on TV, hasn't it?
That's right.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm tired.
Oh, you're tired.
But I'm jealous of you.
We said it on the radio, too.
87 hours of TV.
"Banana Man" is what you two want to do.
"Banana Man" will die, right?
You sang where we went, too.
I thought you'd sing more.
But you only sang one song.
But we had a lot of fun.
I don't want to say it.
Wasn't it a peak there?
It wasn't a peak.
Shall we go?
Mr. Himura, please plan for today.
"GO! KISEI" PR plan!
Go! Kisei!
A new member of Nogusaka 46, Go! Kisei, has been selected from about 90,000 people.
Tonight, Go! Kisei, who will be appearing for the first time in this show, will pair up with his senpai and introduce himself.
However, the PR time will be determined by the win or lose of the first game.
In order to introduce himself as long as possible, will his senpai and his kohai be able to work together all of a sudden?
If it ends in a draw, we can only do PR for a very short period of time.
Oh no! His senpai will hate you for the rest of your life!
So it depends on his senpai's power, right?
He can't remember.
Anyway, he has never played a game before.
That's right.
So, first of all, Go! Kisei!
Yes!
Please come up to the stage.
These are the members of Go! Kisei!
Oh, what?
It's our first time meeting.
Well, it's our first time meeting at all.
That's right.
So, can you introduce yourself briefly?
I'm Michinose Miku. Nice to meet you.
What did you say?
I'm Michinose Miku.
You're Michinose, right?
Michinose Miku.
Michinose.
Okay, next.
I'm Ogawa Aya. Nice to meet you.
What did you say?
I'm Ogawa Aya.
Oh, Ogawa Aya.
I heard you say "Ogawa Aya".
Ogawa Aya.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, Ogawa.
Okay, next.
I'm Okuda Iroha. Nice to meet you.
What did you say?
I'm Okuda Iroha.
Okuda...
Iroha.
Yes, Okuda Iroha.
I heard you say "Okuda Ira".
Their senpais are...
Yoda, Tsutsui and Kubo.
These three teams will compete in a time trial.
"Clacker" "Hayakishi" "Rere"
Eat it quickly and say "5 minutes", "3 minutes", "1 minute" in real-time in order.
"Hayakishi" is also limited to the mouth, and we can see if it's going out fast or not.
Is it from the beginning?
What do you mean, "from the beginning"?
No, we have no choice but to see whether or not the "clacker" is gone.
We've been tired for about eight years, and we've only just come out and we're showing you in our mouths?
No, I'm just checking.
There is no strange meaning.
Which fair 5-minute PR will they get?
Let's get started.
If one person finishes eating, the next person will start eating.
If you say "I finished eating", raise your hand and show it in your mouth.
If you say "white flag OK", you will say it harshly, right?
of course.
Don't leave even one grain of white flag.
Are you confident in yourself?
You've never done this before, right?
But you have Yoda.
Yoda can erase anything.
I have a strategy.
Do you have a strategy?
I learned how to eat satay andagi quickly.
That was the lowest rank, wasn't it?
That's not good.
Did you learn from there?
I learned it.
Is that so?
How about you, OGAWA?
I saw a square cracker for the first time.
Are you serious?
There are many things in the world, so you will learn from now on.
What kind of cracker did you see?
Round one.
Like lips?
You saw something like that.
Then you must be happy to see a square cracker, right?
How about you, SUI?
I want to avoid one minute.
One minute is really short.
If you say anything and laugh, it will end.
I want you to do your best.
How about you, OKUDA?
I always eat slowly.
It's my first time, so I'll do my best and eat quickly today.
That's right.
I haven't seen many young girls eating fast.
It's like SUGAWARA, who eats a lot.
All food fighters can eat fast.
I ate a square cracker quickly on this show and won.
You won.
My secret weapon is not to eat a lot of food.
I will open my mouth to you for the time being.
That's right.
It's important to show it first.
If you don't show it because you're embarrassed, you won't get an OK.
You may get an OK.
That's right.
We will play various games in the future.
Games are fun because there are rules.
That's right.
If you don't cheat and do your best, everyone will enjoy it.
That's right.
We learned it at FRIEND PARK.
That's right.
We will do our best.
There will be various games in the future, but this will be the first game to commemorate.
This is a cracker.
How will MIX-N-GO students challenge a variety of games?
Let's start.
Here we go! I've shown you a lot already!
Okay!
Get ready for the "cracker quick cut"!
What are you doing?
This, this, this, this, this!
I was about to receive this.
Please do it quickly!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Well, let's go!
Get ready for the "cracker quick cut"!
Start!
Go!
Don't drop it!
Come on!
Should I put it in at once?
Or should I divide it up and put it in?
Is it the second one already?
Is it the first one for Okuda?
Is it the second one?
Is it enough? Can I do it?
Can you do it?
Show me!
Hurry up! I can't do it!
I can't do it at all!
Hurry up!
What should we do?
What about Okuda?
Does Okuda have it yet?
What should we do!?
Is there still more?
Isn't it enough?
Isn't it okay!?
Okuda is in trouble!
Not at all!
Oh, level one.
You're the one who's joking around!
Wouldn't you be better off level one? Show me!
More and more!
Oh, level one. Level one.
Level one!
Come here! Come here! Come here!
Level one, level one, level one!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
One, two...
No, no, no, no!
Not good?
Not good? Not good?
Not good?
Oh, not good?
To me! To me!
Is it not good?
Oh, one more! One more! One more!
Not good at all!
What is it? Don't swallow it!
Swallow it! Don't swallow it with mood!
No, no! Do it! Do it!
How is it?
OK, senpai!
Change!
Change! It's Yoda!
I'm so tired.
OK, OK, OK!
OK, change!
How is it, Ogawa?
OK, OK, OK!
Change, change!
Almost at the same time!
Almost... Yoda is fast! Yoda is fast!
Yoda is fast! Oh, Kugo is fast, too!
Kusui is... Kusui is already...
Oh, you guys are fast! Senpais are fast!
Go, go, go!
Oh, good! Senpai, I hope you'll do your best!
How is it, Himura-san?
Oh, how many pieces are you eating now?
Oh, Kugo is...
Is it the third one?
Oh, he's saying it's the last one!
Oh, then show Kugo to Himura-san!
Kugo, go ahead and eat it! Go ahead and eat it!
Oh, he's eating it! He's eating it!
What are you showing me?!
Why are you showing it to me at that stage?!
Oh, Yoda is fast!
Yoda is... If you put it in your mouth, it's the third one, right?
Oh, Kusui is... Kusui is...
Kusui is... Kusui is fast!
Kusui is... Kusui is...
Kusui, show it to me!
Kusui is... Kusui is...
You don't have it? You're eating too much!
Too much!
Oh, Yoda is... Yoda is fast!
Yoda, if you put it in your mouth...
Oh, Kugo is going to do it?!
Kugo is going to do it?!
Yoda, put it in your mouth! Put it in your mouth!
Kugo is going to do it?!
Oh, Himura-san! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda is... Yoda is...
Show it to me! Show it to me!
One, two...
More! More!
One, two...
Oh, there it is! There it is!
Kusui! Kusui! Kusui!
Kusui! Kusui!
OKAY!
Oh, Yoda! Yoda! Yoda!
Yoda! Yoda!
OKAY!
It's a spider! It's a TV!
Spider! Ah, you swallowed it, spider! Show me!
Spider, show me!
Don't wake me up, spider!
And with that, the Ogawa team is in first place, second place is Ichinose, and third place is Okuda.
That's right!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
I showed it to you because you were too fast, so I couldn't hold back my laughter.
...and provided by these sponsors.
Let's start with Game 1.
The other two have 5 minutes to promote themselves.
Ready, go!
Please introduce yourselves again.
I'm Gawaya, 14 years old, from Chiba Prefecture.
14 years old?
You're the youngest, but I'm also the youngest, and we have a lot in common.
So we'll introduce that today.
I see.
What is it first?
I was born in June, and out of all of us in Nogizaka Hotties, only me and Ayame are here.
You were born in June?
That's amazing.
Who else?
My name has "aya" in it.
I see.
Who else?
What is this?
Who else?
I used to be a soloist, and now I'm 12 years old.
A soloist.
That's amazing.
I'm 12 years old.
Wow.
Who else?
That's amazing.
Who else?
My charm points are my eyebrows, eyelashes, and my hair.
I get praised for my eyelashes a lot, too.
We have a lot in common.
Furthermore, 14-year-old Gawaya has a lot of cute points.
So we'd like to ask you a lot of questions.
Who do you respect?
My dad and my mom.
That's cute.
What else?
Were there any embarrassing episodes?
I often wore my clothes backwards or put on my uniform and went out.
That's cute.
Yes, it's cute.
Were there any interesting episodes recently?
I was holding my smartphone and said, "Here we go," and then Siri responded and said, "Here's the hero."
You heard "hero" and "hero" wrong.
That's cute.
Siri is cute.
I think Siri is cute.
Do you have any secrets you haven't told anyone yet?
Actually, I haven't told any members yet.
She's still sleeping with her mom.
So cute!
She's really cute.
And, Ogawa Aya-chan,
this is also similar to me,
but it's pretty calm and at my own pace,
and it doesn't seem like it will surprise you much,
so we're going to play a game
that will make you react.
Oh, that's...
Oh, there it is!
First, you hold it,
and if you press here,
you'll hear music,
and when you think the music has stopped, you press this button,
and if it's too late, you'll hear an alarm.
So you get electricity, right?
Yes.
So you press it when the music stops, right?
Yes.
If you press anything else, you'll hear it, right?
Here I go!
Oh, oh, oh!
She's doing it all of a sudden!
So you press it when the music stops, right?
Scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
When it stops...
Wait a minute.
Which one? Which one is which?
It didn't come, so...
Wait a minute. You can't talk, you two.
It's been three minutes now.
It's a waste of time in this precious time.
What's that?
I'm sorry I'm late.
You can still go. You still have time.
Ogawaye does everything by herself.
And when she's free, she likes to imagine how to make things around her.
For example...
This chair...
What do you think of it?
Wrap cotton with leather...
Sew it...
Bend an iron rod...
Hammer it...
And it's done.
Amazing!
What's amazing about it?
Anyway...
Today, while doing the air drum...
Ogaway will imagine how to make it when she plays it.
So I'd like you to show me how you make it.
I see.
Please.
Air drum?
Air drum...
When you play the drum, Mr. Banana Man will say the topic.
You will show me how to make it?
Okay!
Let's do it!
Girls, I like him...
Shirts!
When we're together, we always cry...
Shirts!
What do you think of it?
Put some color on the cloth, put some color on the cloth, sew it, put a button on it and it's done!
Wow!
It's like you're playing the drums!
It's not like you're playing the drums!
30 seconds!
Shall we do it one more time?
One more time?
Let's do it one more time.
OK, Himura-san.
Let's do it while playing the drums!
Let's go!
Please!
Sneaker!
You're not playing the drums!
If you're not playing the drums, it's the same as before.
Put some color on the cloth, put it on the rubber band, make a hole in it and pass the string through it and it's done!
Wow!
No, no.
It's over.
How was it?
It's tough.
That "biri biri" was pretty...
Let's do it one more time!
I want to do it one more time!
We don't have much time, but in order to see your reaction, we're going to play "biri biri" one more time!
Can we do it one more time?
Yes!
OK, let's get ready.
You press it when the song stops, right?
Oh my god!
That's not funny at all!
If you don't win, I'll want to see your reaction.
I'm sorry.
But you said you're 14 years old, Himura-san. That's surprising.
Is there only one 14-year-old?
Yes, only one.
Oh my god, Akimoto, you're 14 years old.
No, I'm not. I'm half 14 years old.
Akimoto is 42 years old this year.
Does it look like that?
Akimoto.
A cunning character is born.
Thank you.
What are you doing?
Next, how will Yoda pair use 3 minutes?
Ready, go!
Thank you.
Please introduce yourself first.
I'm Miku Ichinose, 18 years old from Fukuoka prefecture.
I'll do my best to be a wonderful idol who can be supported by many people.
Thank you.
At first glance, you look nervous and calm.
But you're from Fukuoka prefecture like me, so you still have your dialect, don't you?
Yes, I speak Hakata dialect with my friends.
I'd like you to see her speaking Hakata dialect, so I'd like you to answer my questions in Hakata dialect.
I see. That's good.
Miku, what's your favorite food?
I like sweets, but I especially like chocolate.
How much do you like it?
I like it so much that I eat only chocolate instead of rice.
That's quite a lot.
Do you have any other favorite foods?
I like squid somen noodles and salted fish noodles.
I also recommend horse sashimi, so I'll bring it next time.
Thank you. I'm looking forward to it.
Yes!
Why do you look like you're dreaming?
You look so fluffy.
And Miku, among you, is there anyone you admire?
Who is it?
Manatsu Akemoto and Mizuki Imashita.
Oh! Good job!
Their faces are geniusly cute, but they also try their best to be funny.
I see. I see. That's what you like about them.
Thank you.
Their common feature is that they have tricky personalities.
I'd like to be able to inherit their tricky personalities.
Oh! That's good!
So, I'd like to have a handshake event with acrylics.
Oh! That's good!
Hima-san, please.
Oh! Me?
Hima-san, you have one minute left. Go ahead.
Then, I'll do it for you.
Is it okay?
Go ahead, next person.
I'm sorry, but...
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's okay. We don't have much time. Go ahead.
Nice to meet you.
Where did you come from today?
Oh! I came from home.
I came from Sagamihara.
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
Will you continue to support me?
Of course! You're very cute!
Then, I'll show you my special move today.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
What's wrong with you?
You got it.
Can you pose for the camera again?
Akimoto Yamashita.
You got a name from your seniors you admire.
I'm very happy.
I'm happy for you.
I want you to grow up to be like us.
I want you to inherit the Razatoi character.
I want you to inherit it.
But I don't think I'm inferior to you in terms of special moves.
What?
Oh, well, it's okay.
I wanted to do it, but it's no good.
Special moves are like that, right?
What?
It's okay.
But I want you to think that "min-kyun" and "zuk- kyun" are the same.
They're the same.
Then it's okay.
So you're saying that I'm old-fashioned, right?
You're saying I'm old-fashioned, right?
Let's take a look at your special moves.
I'm taking good care of them.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, to your hearts in front of the TV...
"zuk-kyun"!
The quality doesn't change at all, does it?
That's right.
I've been keeping it constant all along.
That's right.
You don't have this kind of thing under the mountain, do you?
I don't have it.
What? You don't have it?
Is that so?
Something like "yama-ken-san"...
"Yama-ken-san" would be good.
"Yama-ken-san"...
What is "yama-ken-san" dance?
Oh, "rei" would be good.
Huh? Did I get it right?
You can do a wink there, right?
That's right.
Oh, you can do a wink with "rei".
Can you do a wink with "rei"?
Can you do it for me?
"rei"!
I don't like it.
It wasn't good at all.
It wasn't cute and it wasn't funny.
No, I think "omoshiroku" is your own strength.
That's right.
Tomatoes appear with full positive energy!
The last one is OKUDA KURO FAIR!
Can you do PR in one minute?
Let's go! PR time starts in one minute!
Nice to meet you! Please introduce yourself!
I'm OKUDA IROHA and I'm a first-year high school student from Chiba Prefecture.
Nice to meet you!
She is positive! She is always positive!
She can be positive no matter what you say!
For example, what do you do when it suddenly rains?
I imagine the desert and think about whether it is better not to rain.
That's great!
She can be positive no matter what you say!
Mr. Banana Man, please tell her about negative situations!
Oh, no! This one is already broken!
What do you do?
I don't know anything worse than this!
That's great!
Why are you positive?
Ms. Kimura, do you have anything?
I lost all my teeth. What should I do?
If you put them all in, your teeth will be more beautiful!
No, they will stay like that!
30 seconds left! 30 seconds left!
Anyway, she is positive!
And Iroha has a lot of special skills that are too detailed, so I'd like you to show them all at once!
Special skills that are too detailed...
Oh, Kubo is doing her best!
What is it?
Here is a lemon! What can you do with it?
I eat a lemon without making it sour!
Let's eat it!
Thank you for the food!
You can eat a lemon without making it sour?
Wait, is it a sour lemon?
It was sour!
Then, Kubo, try it!
Kubo, try it!
I don't know!
I don't know if it's sour or not!
Ah, that's good! That's just right!
Ah, that's good! That's good!
Ah, this is... It's quite packed in!
One minute is short!
It's short!
But... But it's quite good!
Kubo, you ate it quickly, too!
Was it sour? The lemon?
It was weird sour!
It wasn't sour?
I can feel the sourness...
Is it delicious?
It's vitamin C!
Ah, you said you ate it in one go!
Ah, it's amazing!
Eh, what was that "anything can be converted" earlier?
That "think about it"?
Yes, it's that!
Himura-san's is already...
Just by saying what she's doing...
It's already converted properly!
It's amazing!
It's converted positively, Himura-san!
But I haven't even done half of it...
Ah, I see!
It's quite... I'm really sorry!
Then... If you want to say something else, say it!
One minute is too short!
Is it okay?
Then, in "too detailed special skills series"...
Ah, that's good!
Her waist bones come off!
That's bad!
Waist bones come off?
It's not "too detailed", is it?
It's quite amazing!
Is it okay?
Can you do it?
If you pull it up, you can do it!
Ah, you can do it!
That's amazing!
It came off!
Ah, it came off?
It came off!
Why?
Since I was little...
Ah, you can do it with both legs!
With both legs!
Eh, that's...
There's a lot of dance from this, but you can't take it off?
You can take it off and move your waist a lot...
Without taking it off like this...
You can also dance a little less...
You can take it off and move it?
I'm taking it off now.
Now?
Taking it off and...
Taking it off and moving it, what does it mean?
If you take it off, you can move your waist more to the right.
That's amazing!
If you give me a little more time, you can teach me things like this!
This series can also make your tongue into the shape of your nose!
The shape of my nose?
That's amazing!
I can do anything with this!
And I can move my ears.
You have a lot of things for your body.
Can you remove your waist bones and move your ears?
Can you do it?
Are you removing your waist bones now?
Yes.
Can you show me your tongue?
I don't have money now. What should I do?
Please tell me.
I don't have money now. What should I do?
Be positive.
Don't say like that!
Go home!
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