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[Banana Man]
Long time no see. I'm Banana Man, the host of "Nogizaka", thank you for coming.
"Nogizaka" campaign, yay!
Kouhansen!
Let's get started, Himura-san.
Let's look back at 2021.
B-class news representative!
Last year, we introduced various news to the world.
"Nogizaka 46".
Among them, we will introduce the small news of the members.
Kouhansen will start with "Nogizaka B-class news" in July and August 2021.
"Kitano" - My father is involved in an explosion.
"Akemoto" - I swell up.
"Yoda" - I'm killed.
"Kubo" - I'm on my way to "Sarasara" queen.
"Sankisei" - Orenson boom.
That's all for "B-class news" in July and August 2021.
Let's start with this news.
What is this? It's dangerous.
It's a big incident.
"Kitano", what is this?
My father is involved in an explosion.
That's why I said it's "B-class news".
Actually, my father bought a car for his company.
A car owner.
He went to a supermarket to buy materials for his company's work.
He went to a very large supermarket.
There were about two chickens in one bag of chicken.
Two bags of chicken.
That's it.
He bought that chicken.
He forgot to buy it and left it in the car in July and August.
He left it in the car.
There are two bags of chicken in that amount.
There are about six bags of chicken in that amount.
That's a lot of chicken.
That amount of chicken exploded.
Did it really explode?
That's right.
It exploded in the heat of the car.
In the car?
Yes, in the car.
But my father forgot about it.
A few days later, the car in that car seat went around a lot.
It's dangerous and smelly.
And it's summer.
Because it's raw meat.
When I asked "Who is it?", he said "Don't you know who it is?" and I said "No, I don't know." And when I looked at the direct message, it said "It was my dad in the end." And I should have ended it here, but my dad seems to make a lot of mistakes at work. It's not like that! It's not like that! It's not like that! There's a little bit missing. Like "Are you working remotely now?" I asked him on my day off.
Well, I can hear him getting angry over the phone from time to time.
It's not like that!
You poor thing! You poor thing! You're doing your best!
But I always ask my dad, who is getting angry remotely, "Why did you get angry about your dad?"
while thinking about it, awkwardly.
You can hear it?
Yes, I can hear it.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, I'll check it out." I'm doing something like that, but
I thought it was possible for my dad, and I thought my dad must have exploded the chicken,
but he blamed me a lot.
He blamed me from various points of view.
You poor thing! What is this story about?
I'm getting angry from time to time because I feel sorry for him.
This is...
What is this story about? Stop it!
You poor thing!
This story is amazing!
But I'm really half-crying.
I want my dad to have a good face.
I want him to be decent.
So, I washed my car in the heat with my northern underwear.
Wow, that's good.
Did you wash it with your family?
Yes, I did various things, but I guess you can say it's like embroidery.
Yes, it is.
The meat gets hotter and hotter every day.
Yes, it is.
So, someone in the northern family must have killed someone.
That's true.
If you wash your car with your family's underwear, you'll be in trouble.
I think there is a movie like that.
Yes, there is.
There is a movie like that.
It was really hard.
In the end, I couldn't do it.
So, I washed my car with water and vacuum cleaner.
How can I say it?
It was for business.
That's amazing.
I did it with all my might.
It's hard to get rid of that smell.
Yes, it is.
My heart felt tight.
Yes, you're right.
Next.
Next is this.
What is it?
What is it for you, Yoda?
It's not for me.
Oh, is it for you?
I put it up.
What is it?
Is it a logo?
Yes, it is.
I saw it during the break of music video shooting.
I have a photo of it.
Is it for you, Yoda?
Oh, my!
Is it for you, Yoda?
It's for you, Yoda.
It was early in the morning, so I was wearing a mask.
Oh, my!
If you wake up, you'll be in trouble.
Oh, my!
How can you sleep like that?
I think I can sleep anywhere.
Anywhere?
Didn't you feel pain in your neck when you woke up?
My neck usually goes forward,
so I think I missed it.
I called him, but he didn't answer me.
So I thought, "Oh, he really fell asleep."
So you can sleep anywhere.
And when I got home from the concert,
Yoda was sitting next to me.
I thought a watermelon fell from the side.
When I looked back, Yoda was sleeping while eating.
What?
He was holding a watermelon in one hand.
He fell asleep while eating a watermelon.
I don't remember it at all.
It's so annoying.
Watermelon makes you wet.
I think a watermelon fell.
Next.
Next is this.
The Way to the Queen Sarasara.
What's this?
It's not me.
It's me.
When we were playing a game tournament, we were divided into two teams.
The Way to the Queen Sarasara.
"The Way to the Queen Sarasara," and everyone gave the same answer.
Everyone gave "Asuka" or something like that.
If Kubo-chan gave "Asuka" too, it would have been a big success.
But Kubo-chan gave "Asuka" herself.
This is funny.
Let's match the answers.
Kubo-chan gave "Kubo" and it didn't match.
This is the most embarrassing pattern.
But "Kubo" is "sarasara." It's not "bosa bosa."
I was happy about it.
My seniors told me, "You have more fans now."
But right after that, when I was in the back, I said, "Kubo is "sarasara" the most."
You're playing "sarasara."
Who plays "sarasara" for you?
Mainly Akimoto Manatsu.
Every time I saw him, he was "sarasara."
I thought I should tell him.
Is he really "sarasara"?
His hair is beautiful. He is the most beautiful man in Nogizaka.
I kept telling him that.
Before I was cheered up, I said, "I have to go for treatment."
But right after that, I said, "It's embarrassing."
I was in perfect condition and smooth.
Then I was cheered up.
Sometimes you go for treatment, but you were conscious of it.
That's right.
I said I had to go for treatment.
But Manatsu didn't like it and said, "It's OK, Kubo. I'll tell you about it on "B-Grade News."
Are you in good condition today?
Yes, I went there a week ago because I thought I might be kicked out.
You're great.
You started it.
Show me your back.
Can you show me your back?
Can you do "sarasara" for me?
You're great.
I feel like you're dancing on purpose.
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I don't think we can calculate anything now.
Next news is...
What is this?
"Spinach Game". "Spinach Boom".
Oh, "Boom".
Yes, this is me, too.
Among 3rd generation students, "Spinach Game" has been popular for a while.
"Spinach Game"?
Yes, it's a game where you give spinach to each other.
If you don't mind, I'd like Himura-san and Sutara- san to play it with me today.
I'd like you to play it with me, but I don't have spinach with me.
Spinach...
Shiori always brings it for me.
Please bring it for me.
I brought spinach with me.
Oh, no!
I'm sorry, but I'd like to enter that world.
Oh, there is such a world?
Yes, there is.
So, we will challenge "Spinach Game", which became a boom among 3rd generation students.
There are two ways.
You can give one to different people, or you can give two at the same time.
If you get one, you say "spinach", "spinach", and give it back to someone else.
"Spinach", "spinach", "spinach"
Yes, and if you get two, you say "spinach" twice "spinach", "spinach", "spinach" and give it back.
It's not just that.
Spinach Game
Okay, which one do you want to start with?
- I want spinach! - Spinach!
- Spinach, spinach, spinach... - Spinach, spinach, spinach...
- Spinach! - Spinach!
- It's here! - It's here!
I was looking at this spinach!
- It's difficult! - It's thrilling!
- It's difficult! - The more, the more fun it is.
- Yeah.
- The number of players? - Yeah. - Okay, let's increase the number of players.
All 3 players in the stadium will play another round.
- What do we do with this? You never decide the punishment game before, do you? - No.
- Snicker? - Snicker...
- No, I don't do it. - Then, let's do it with this number of players.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Who will bring spinach? - Can you bring spinach?
- Me? Haruka? - Oh! Spinach!
That's it! Queen Chikatta's spinach game!
Yay!
Spinach! Spinach!
Spinach!
Spinach! Spinach!
Hang on, out!
Should you guys pass it out?
Ah, certainly yes!
Let's start with here.
Let's start with these two.
Ok.
Ah!
I brought spinach!
Wow!
It's spinach!
Spinach! Spinach! Spinach!
Oh no, I dropped it!
Spinach! Spinach!
Spinach! Spinach! Spinach!
Oh no! You dropped two!
No way!
You dropped two, right?
Yes, I dropped two.
Oh, I wanted to do it!
Oh no, I dropped one in the middle of it, I was surprised!
Let's speed up.
Let's pick up a bunch of spinach.
We brought spinach!
Spinach! Spinach! Spinach!
Stop! What just happened?
I thought it was number 3, but it was number 5.
The number of corns has increased!
So, it's number 5, right?
I thought it was number 5.
Oh, no! I just picked up a lot of corns.
My corns are a lot.
It's number 54.
Pick it up! Pick it up!
I picked up corns!
Congratulations!
Spinach! Spinach! Spinach!
What?
I picked it up!
You picked it up?!
Why?
You picked it up?
I picked up two corns!
It's the same!
Oh, that's right!
I was watching it!
It's funny.
Let's do it with the members who haven't done it yet.
That's enough!
That's enough of this game!
Let's move on to the B grade news for September 1st, 2021.
Mukai, don't go home. Grow up.
Yamashita, shake hands for the first time.
Shinuchi, put that in your chest.
Umezawa, underwear incident.
Wada, punching incident.
Sakaguchi, this year has been forgotten.
That's all for the B grade news for September 1st.
What is it?
There's a lot of news I'm curious about.
Mukai, is this that frog?
Yes, it's that frog.
Didn't you say it at the party?
Yes, I think it was pretty small at the time.
You said you started buying it, didn't you?
Yes, that's right. It's gotten pretty big.
I brought it because I wanted you to see it today.
Really?
Yes, it's a frog.
I brought it.
There are two of them.
Yes, there are two of them.
It's pretty cute, so I'd like you all to touch it if you can.
I thought it was cute, so I touched it.
Can you put it out?
Yes, you can put it out.
It's gotten pretty big.
It's big.
Asuka-chan, your face...
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not like that. I'm really fine.
What's wrong?
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's been a while since you came to the studio, right?
It's been a while.
Do you want something like rice?
What do you want me to feed you?
I'm feeding you artificial food right now.
Artificial food?
What do you eat if it's not artificial food?
A little mouse.
Wow!
Do you eat a little mouse with that frog?
Yes, I do.
Doesn't it fly?
No, it doesn't fly.
Doesn't it eat your hand?
If it eats your hand, you can talk about it on the radio.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't eat it.
Eat it.
It doesn't eat it.
It's not hungry.
I'm hungry.
It's cute.
The color is disgusting.
Wait!
It's on her.
Go!
It looks like a monitor.
Amazing.
Why?
Is it bad?
No, it's not.
I'm scared.
What should I do?
I'll give you some food.
Wow, Bukai, you're eating a lot.
Bukai, you're eating a lot.
How is it? Is it cute?
It's really cute.
Amazing.
It's flying.
Bukai, you can't eat any more food.
Yugi, how is it? Is it cute?
It's cute.
Eat more food.
Wow, amazing.
It's flying above her head.
Yumiki!
It's flying above her head.
It's cute.
Look at it.
It's amazing.
It's flying above her head.
Look.
Bukai is trying to feed it.
It's flying above her head and shoulders.
Bukai is trying to feed it.
It's funny.
Wait a minute!
It's scary.
B-class “Mummun”
Let's move on to the next news.
What is it? What does it mean?
- A handshake party? - Yes.
A handshake party...
I'm always the one to shake hands with people.
- Everyone comes to Yamashita's handshake party. - That's right.
So I also want to shake hands with people at least once.
Who did you shake hands with?
I went to Kawauso's handshake party.
What is Kawauso?
- Like Kotsumei Kawauso? - Yes, that's right.
She's a real Kawauso, isn't she?
I heard Kawauso was having a handshake party.
So I made a reservation a week ago.
I went to shake hands with Ito and Lilia.
- You did? - Yes, we did.
Do you have a picture of it?
No, we don't.
That's nice of you. You're so B-class.
- You're so B-class. - I like it when you don't have a picture of it.
They put live fish in my hand and shake my hand.
Do you eat chicken?
- That's right. Kawauso came to get it for me. - He did?
He hid the fish in my hand with his thumb.
- This side? - Yes, this side.
So Kawauso would look for it for me.
- He would pull it for me. - So he wouldn't give it to you right away.
- That's right. - I see.
Do you have a video of it?
- No, we don't. - We don't.
- I see. - You're so B-class.
Let's move on.
- This one. - Oh, no.
- Can you hide that? - Hey.
- What's this? - That's a mouth...
- What's in your chest? - Is it cocaine?
- Hey, you're B-class. - B-class.
- You're B-class for sure. - You're B-class for sure.
- I said this. - What?
When we were shooting the music video for our last title song "Tight Hug",
each of us wore different shapes and colors of dresses.
From Shin-uchi's chest, I could see something like fluorescent colors.
When I saw it, I thought it was weird and asked Maechi about it.
It looked like a rubber band for stretching.
- Is it like a tube? - No way.
- Let me show you a picture. - Oh, you have it?
- Let me show you a picture. - Oh, you have a green one.
- Oh, I see.
You wanted to appear in the music video with that rubber band.
You wanted to show it to him.
You had that kind of feeling, didn't you?
- When we were shooting the music video... - You wanted to show it to him.
It was really long and we had free time.
I wanted to stretch at that time.
The rubber band I put in a place I couldn't see came out.
- Oh, you were hiding it. - I was hiding it.
- It came out and... - Because you didn't have it.
- Today... - Are you kidding me?
- Why do you have it today? - It's green today.
- No, it's yellow today.
How do you usually use it?
- I use it like this. - Oh, I see.
- You do it when you're free, don't you?
- I do it when I'm free. - I do it in the forest.
- Well, you were free in the forest. - In the forest.
- You're like a fairy.
- Yes, I do it in the forest. - You weren't free, were you?
Let's continue.
- Gojira. - Yes.
What do you wear around here?
- Underwear. - It's a little thin.
When we were shooting the music video for the lead song of the album we were talking about,
we had a very tight schedule.
We woke up in the morning and shot until night.
- You were busy. - Yes, I was.
I was exhausted and took a bath.
I washed my hair first.
I thought it was weird and took a bath with only underwear on.
- That's right. - That's the work of an extremely tired person.
I thought it was impossible for me to do that in my daily life.
I was a little surprised.
It's crazy that you took a bath with only underwear on.
- I was surprised. - Isn't there a picture of it?
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- Isn't there a picture of it? - A picture of it?
- Maybe it's a lie. - Maybe it's a lie.
- Take a picture of it. - I don't know.
- Maybe you're tired and can't help it. - Yes.
Next is this.
- Underwear is all over the place. - All over the place?
- What's this? - This is for washing hands in the kitchen.
I was wearing a one-piece and I didn't want my makeup to come off, so I took off my one-piece and took off my makeup with only one pair of pants.
All of a sudden, a dog barked and I saw a window on the other side of me.
Suddenly, an old man in a window seat came down and I thought, "Oh, my God!" and I crouched down in a hurry.
I don't think he noticed me, but I felt a little awkward.
- You didn't know there was a notice in the window seat, did you? - That's right.
- Don't you have a picture of it? - No, I don't.
Can you take a picture of it for me?
- You don't have a picture of it, do you? - No, I don't.
- Shall we move on? - Yes.
- Here's the next one. - Yes.
Speaking of alcohol, you're famous for forgetting about it.
- This year... - You didn't forget about it, did you?
- Yes, I'm 20 years old now. - Congratulations!
- Thank you.
At that time, we had a group talk and last year...
- It was like your birthday was missed. - It was like a rice ball. It was past 11 o'clock.
But it became a rice ball.
- Yes, it became a rice ball. - This year, about noon...
- Oh, you got a message. - Ms. Hinachima started it for me.
- Oh, really? - Thank you.
- That's good. - Yes.
You don't have a picture of evidence that you got a message, do you?
- You don't? - I'm sorry.
- You're strict. - I'd like to see a picture of it.
- You're strict. - I'll be careful.
After this announcement, who will win "B-Class News Awards 2021"?
"B-Class News Award" will be decided by Ms. Hinachima.
Has it been decided yet?
Yes.
Oh, has it been decided yet?
Can I tell you three of them?
Oh, sure.
Nobizaka "B-Class News Award" 2021 is...
In July, Kitano's father is involved in an explosion.
Another one is Mukai, Kaeru is growing up.
Another one is Yamashita's first handshake event.
Oh, I see.
Kitano's father is involved in an explosion.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...is rewarded.
However...
Yamashita's cute handshake event didn't have many photos.
Did you join it?
Unfortunately, it didn't have many photos.
However, in terms of "B-grade news award", it was really "B-grade news award".
"B-Class News Award" will be decided by Ms. Hinachima.
Next time, a strategy card battle to assess the abilities of the four generations will begin.
Will they be able to win a battle that will never lose thanks to their seniors' support?