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Last year, Nogizaka 4th & 6th provided a variety of news to the public.
Today, we'll introduce some of the smallest news among them.
First up, Nogizaka BQ News from January to March.
Suzuki, neighbor, moves.
Asuka, gets sunburned.
Hayashi, gets a housewarming party.
Shibata, gets along with his daughter.
Yamashita, wins at a thank you party.
Tamura, has two stars at Pino.
Kaki, has a cute cousin.
That's all for January and March's BQ News.
OK, let's continue with the first one.
OK.
This happened before, too, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
The neighbor had a problem with his remote control.
Yes, there was a problem with the electricity disappearing on its own.
That's right.
So he moved in January.
The neighbor?
Why?
Why are you clapping?
The remote control should be fine now, right?
It turned out that the next neighbor would go to bed at 23 o'clock.
So you moved in and the electricity disappeared on its own?
Yes, it disappeared on its own.
Isn't that a different reason?
Stop it, please.
The neighbor has nothing to do with it, doesn't it?
So it doesn't matter who comes.
The rhythm has changed.
I see.
It has changed from the previous person.
The previous person went to bed a little earlier.
I see, I see.
Then, after all, the next neighbor will disappear with the remote control.
Or should we change the electricity in Suzuki's room?
I'll consider it.
That's the solution, really.
Amazing, isn't it?
Suzuki will move in one day.
Then I will move out.
I'm talking about something, but she doesn't know what I'm talking about.
No, no, no.
If there is any change, please let me know.
Yes, I understand.
Then, let's move on to the next neighbor.
I was curious about this.
What is "himura mamire"?
What is it?
I was asked to appear in "banana moon", which is my dream.
Oh, yes, yes.
You applied for it remotely.
I remember it.
At the time of "is there anything you want to say at this point?"
When we were recording in the afternoon, we were talking about how we always had weird faces.
Can you stop it for a second?
You always had weird faces in the afternoon?
When we were changing sets or rearranging sets, we were talking about how we always had weird faces.
In the off-note and when the camera wasn't turning?
And when we were remodeling, we were connecting screens, and Himura-san we saw on the screen also had weird faces all the time.
Wait a minute!
Hey, you've been saying bad things about Tara for a while now.
And when I said it, Tara-san said "it's the same in the dressing room" and when I said "there's a hidden camera I took in the dressing room" and when I said "I'd like to see it", she immediately sent it to me as a manager.
Ah, I see.
And at that moment, my photo folder was covered in Himura-san's photos.
Ah, I see.
Ah, do you have a photo?
This one was at a rehearsal.
We were eating together at a rehearsal and Himura- san was eating alone at a distance, but you were kind of grinning while you were eating.
I was kind of eating alone.
You were eating while you were talking with someone else and you were eating alone at a distance, but you were kind of grinning all the time.
There's more.
Ah, this one was when I was rehearsing and it was "Caprico", wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
I saw that face.
I thought it was rare and I took a picture of it, and Himura-san was in the back.
No, this is a practice of jokes! Practice of jokes!
You put a tomato in your mouth and you're like "will it fit in my mouth?"
I was trying to take a picture of this and Himura- san was eating alone in the back.
You still have it?
I still have it.
I do this kind of thing very often.
What is it?
When there's nothing in the dressing room, I look at Himura-san and do like this.
Do you have all of them, Asuka-chan?
They're all in my photo folder.
Ah, you do? If you have more, we'll see.
Shall we move on?
Oh, it's Mayaji.
Did you invite her?
During the rehearsal of the show, I was with Kakehashi and she said she wanted to go buy some tea at the vending machine.
And there were you and Asuka-san there and Asuka- san was like...
Hey, do you have money?
No, I don't, but since you're there, can you give me some?
And Asuka-chan persuaded you.
I had my own tea, but since you're here, can you give me some?
And I still have it.
In memory of you?
Yes, I couldn't drink it.
What? Don't drink it at all!
Why? It's January.
That's amazing. In memory of you giving it to me?
That's where I first talked to you, Shien-chan.
Ah, I see.
And I was really happy about it.
And I couldn't drink it anymore.
And I still have it.
You said it so many times, but can you give me some clothes?
No, I can give you some. I can give you a tamura or persimmon, but I've never seen you wearing it.
I don't wear it?
No, it's on the wooden hanger in the house.
You care about it more than others.
You do, don't you?
It smells good.
So it's hard for me to wear it.
Well, you know, Ayashi and other members like you.
Because you're taking tea from me.
I feel like I need it.
You do, don't you?
Do you? Do you need it?
See?
Don't you, Himura-san?
You want long and thin pants, don't you?
Well, let's move on.
What's this?
Isn't it awesome?
It's me.
Oh!
Um...
Do you need it, kid?
That makes sense.
You know, Yuna-chan...
Yes?
She has a dog named Koko-chan who lives with her at home.
Oh, a dog!
And there's a video of her petting the dog like a Japanese schoolgirl.
Oh, a video! What do you mean?
Yes, it's cute.
A Japanese schoolgirl?
Look at it! It's so cute!
It's so cute!
It's so cute when you pet it so much!
It's so cute!
It looks like you!
Did you take this picture?
Yes, I did.
Oh, so that's how you look like.
No, I'm not.
You look different.
Oh, this one!
You're so cute!
Oh, you're not.
You're so cute!
That's how you look like.
You're so cute!
What kind of news is that?
That's how B-class news is like.
Fans can't see that part of members' bodies.
They can't see it now.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing!
Is it?
It's more embarrassing when you're eating with your cell phone.
It's so embarrassing!
Okay, let's move on.
Pino got two stars.
Pino?
Yes, it's me, Pino.
I love ice cream and I eat it a lot.
Some of you may think it's a lie.
It's been a while.
Did you take it?
Yes, I did.
Wow!
It's amazing that you got two stars.
The probability of getting only one star is 0.2%.
That's crazy!
I guessed it.
That's amazing!
Yes, it's amazing!
I know.
I think it's amazing.
It's like I took a picture in Caprico.
Yes, it is!
You don't have to add it up.
I...
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm Pino.
I ate it once last year and I got two stars and one heart.
Wait a minute.
In the same box?
Yes.
That's amazing!
Did you take a picture of it?
No, I didn't.
Why didn't you take a picture of it?
Then you wouldn't know it.
I got two stars and a heart on my mother's birthday.
That's amazing! You also took a picture of your mother's birthday.
Yes, I did.
That's amazing, Caprico!
You got more than that.
But I don't have a picture of it, so I might be lying.
You want a picture of it, don't you?
You have a picture of it, but it's big.
That's right. I also got all stars.
You didn't take a picture of it.
That's why I got a better picture than Tamura's.
But it's amazing.
Tamura is like that.
Next.
I'm looking forward to it.
I saw this picture before.
Is that so?
She is cute.
She likes oysters.
That's right.
Her older sister and her younger brother also took a picture of it and sent it to me.
Let me see it.
I want to see it.
Good luck, Tamura.
That's amazing.
Is this the girl from before?
That's right.
She looks a little bigger.
She is cute.
She is like an oyster.
She is too cute.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
No, I don't know.
That's amazing.
She is dancing.
She is cute.
She is really cute.
She is cute.
She always sends me something.
That's amazing.
She is cheering for me.
She is like an oyster.
That's right.
She is like an oyster.
That's amazing.
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That's amazing.
What did you say?
From now on, this is B-class Nogizaka news from April.
Tiguchi, get Aya-chan to do a PV.
Akimoto, discover the secret of tongue twisters.
Seimiya, overdo it at a concert.
Tamura, cut your hair 13cm.
Suzuki, get Himura to treat you.
Yoda, of course, is forced.
Yamashita, wear it with Asuka.
That's all for B-class news from April to June.
Now, Tiguchi.
Yes.
Hmm? Aya-chan.
Aya-chan.
Yes, well, this is a project given to me by Himura, who used to collect junk.
Do you remember giving me a tongue-twister present that I was supposed to give you?
Oh, this one.
You're trying to kill me like you're trying to wear a uniform.
That friend of mine and I have been dating for about ten years now.
But I got a job at a video production company.
I have my own PV, my own 100-point video.
And I'm the director of it.
So, you were in charge of the tongue-twister?
Yes, that's right.
That's amazing.
That's a great story.
That's right. Ever since I was a student, I've been playing around and saying, "I hope we can work together someday."
But it changed pretty quickly.
Wow.
That's right.
Today, I played with my best friend Aya-chan for ten years.
Well, let's get started.
Aya-chan is Chima's father, right?
Yes, that's all I can say about it.
I see, you took it like a friend.
I love you very much.
Chima, I don't know you!
I see, you took it like a friend.
It was fun. It was like a dream come true and I was happy.
The nickname "Chima" was first given by Aya-chan, right?
Yes, in middle school.
The day of my entrance ceremony, I was called "Hina Chima" from now on.
You've been involved in your life a lot.
It's amazing, and you're wearing a necklace.
It's a good story.
Yes, it's a B-class news.
You're not B-class at all.
Let's move on.
What's this, Aya-chan?
Yes.
It's a tongue twister.
A tongue twister?
I discovered it and Chima discovered it.
There's a tongue twister called "right eye, right eye, right eye, right eye", right?
Yes.
It's quite difficult if you say it three times quickly,
but I found it easy to say if you say it like a graduate student, Momoko Ozono, who mixed a little dialect.
If you put Momoko Ozono down, you can say "right eye, right eye, right eye, right eye".
It's a little point, isn't it?
"Right eye, right eye, right eye, right eye", you can say it in a little soft dialect.
Wow!
Can you do it louder?
"Right eye, right eye, right eye, right eye".
"Right eye, right eye, right eye, right eye", you can say it in a little soft dialect.
You can say it fast.
It's not fast at all.
It was a big discovery.
With this, May was excited.
Yes.
Everyone can say it.
Can't you say anything else?
When Doraemon puts out a tool like a helicopter...
Don't you put out a helicopter?
Nice, nice, nice.
Which helicopter should I ride?
That's right, a helicopter.
"Helicopter", like that.
With that, it's easy to say various tongue twisters.
So, Doraemon and Nogizaka will try tongue twisters.
I'll say it normally.
First, say it normally.
"Normal".
I can't say it.
You can't say it at all.
Then, say it like Doraemon.
"Normal", "Normal", "Normal", "Normal", "Normal", "Normal"...
You're too slow.
Really too slow.
You can say it.
Himura-san, can you say it like Doraemon?
"Normal", "Normal", "Normal", "Normal", "Normal"...
You're too slow.
It's just that you're too slow.
What?
What did you say?
You're too slow.
What?
You're too slow.
She only said "too slow".
But there are folk tales, right?
Yes.
If you do it like Segawa Eiko-san, you can probably do it.
Segawa Eiko-san, you're going to be late.
First of all, normally.
Right eye, right eye, right eye, right eye.
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped at all. This is normal.
Segawa Eiko-san.
Right eye, right eye, right eye, right eye.
You're late.
Segawa-san, you're late.
You're late.
B-class is also B-class.
Again and again, B-class news.
Let's continue.
Seimiya, you did it too much in the live.
What is it?
When I did a live show as a fourth generation,
I did a song called "From the second kiss".
"From the second kiss"...
Seimiya Rei-chan obviously did it too much.
Speaking of Seimiya, he's energetic, but...
Which one is it? Oh, it's this one.
It's completely different, isn't it?
No, it's not like Haruna Ai-chan.
Is it this different from "Torizaki"?
By the way, what does this mean, Seimu?
No, really, please make an excuse.
Before the four of us started, we said, "Let's do it as hard as we can!"
You did?
Is this faithful to the original dance?
Well, I'd say it's more like Yakumo-chan.
She said, "If you open up too much, you'll become a bit of an idol or a bit of a lowlife,"
so she said, "Let's do it as hard as we can!"
Those two obviously didn't open up.
Kakihasu and Sukurome opened up too much, and Rei- chan did it too much.
I had the most fun.
It's true that if you're stopped here, you'll look like an idiot.
As for Kakihasu...
It's true.
Kakihasu, what's this? Why?
Kakihasu, you opened up too much, didn't you?
I said it because I thought it would open up.
Why?
In my head, I think Rei-chan opened up.
Are you kidding me?
I thought I opened up too much.
No, you didn't open up.
No, you closed up.
I closed up.
You don't want to do it somewhere, do you?
Opening up like this.
No, I don't know about that.
It's like the second episode of "Radio Taisho."
Oh, it's a girl corner!
It's a poopy corner, right?
Here.
But there are girls who do it hard sometimes, right?
That's how you do it, right?
But if you look at it like this, I'd like you to do it as hard as you can.
No, wait a minute.
It's really embarrassing to stop you with that image.
You're singing, but you're not even singing, right?
You don't have hands or anything like that.
What are you doing?
You look like curry.
You left your bike behind.
I didn't leave it behind!
The three of you were singing, and I...
What part of it?
In front of the chorus...
Oh, it's "tsuttakatattatta" for the second time.
Isn't it Norio-san?
That's right. "tsuttakatattatta" and "tsuttakatattatta"
What is that?
Norio Nishikawa-san's...
The four of you are singing, and one of you is singing "tsuttakatattatta."
Is that possible?
We have to do it.
You're already a semian.
That's right.
Let's play.
Next.
Yes.
Tamura.
Yes.
I cut it.
But...
Bananaman-san always notices everyone's changes.
"Did you cut your hair?" to the members.
A while ago, Sayaka Kakei noticed that I cut my hair a little.
Kakei said you cut your hair a lot.
She said "I only cut my hair a little", and I noticed it.
I cut my hair 13cm, but I wasn't told anything.
I thought you would notice it, but you didn't.
I was nervous because I didn't know when I would be told during the recording.
I've never been told anything.
You cut your hair 13cm?
I originally cut my hair under my chest.
13cm?
It's true.
It's long.
You cut your hair a lot.
I told you, didn't I?
You didn't look me in the eye.
Really?
I cut my hair.
I really cut my hair.
I think you should cut it a little more.
Really?
I think it's because you can't open this space.
And you look like you're tying your hair up.
I'm not tying my hair up.
You sound like an Aijin.
I'm not tying my hair up.
I'll keep an eye on you.
You look weird.
Next.
What's this?
Yes.
What is it?
There's a store on the first floor of this studio.
I met Himura-san there.
You met him at the end of the recording, didn't you?
That's right.
He said he'd buy me anything, so I bought him something.
I see.
What did you buy him?
Drinks and cookies.
There's a lot of things.
Do you say "drinks" in a demo?
I don't say "drinks" in a demo.
He's from the world of books.
Drinks and cookies.
Himura-san said he'd buy me "toro-maki" or "tekka- maki".
It's almost dinner time.
You don't have to say that.
What is it?
I didn't buy you anything.
On your way home?
I didn't buy you anything.
When you go home?
When you go home.
It's like a salad, isn't it?
That's prohibited.
You don't eat it.
You think you're a hungry woman.
You don't eat it.
Did you buy it?
I definitely saw it.
You said "salad" just now.
You said "tekka" just now.
I saw it.
Because no one buys "toro-maki" at this hour.
What is it?
I didn't buy you anything.
You said "salad" just now.
You don't have to say it.
You said "toro-maki" just now.
I bought you 10 "toro-maki" rolls.
What is she doing?
So, you buy things you don't have until you go home.
Why do you say that?
It's a big incident.
But, Himura-san, you can't say that.
So, if you saw it, please say it.
No, it's okay.
Next.
I'm sick of it.
What is it?
Of course, it's "kyosei".
"Kyosei" has been around for a while.
That's right.
About two years ago, my family's goat, Gonzo, became "kyosei".
Did your mother send you that gross picture?
She said "what is it?"
It's not "what is it?"
She sent you a pretty gross picture.
That's right.
This time, a Pomeranian boy named Mochio, who I'm raising in Tokyo, became "kyosei".
When I took a picture and sent it to my mother, she said, "Who made you look like that? It's disgusting."
Did you take a picture of that "kyosei" and send it?
I took a picture and sent it. I got it last time, so I thought I'd give it back.
Oh, it's blurred.
"Who made you look like that? It's disgusting." Your mother must have sent you a lot of things.
When Gonzo made me "kyosei", she said, "Isn't it cute?"
At that time, I didn't think it was cute.
I'm like my own child, so I was asked if I would watch it.
She said, "You look like a child."
It's blurred. Did you think it looked delicious?
It looks a little delicious.
What's wrong with you?
After that, Asuka and Yamashita went on a secret trip.
Yamashita, what's this? Are you going to wear it with Asuka?
Yes. Last year or so, I told Asuka Saito that her clothes were ugly and she was like...
I remember that.
It was your achievement. You were like, "Take it off!"
- The silver bag... - I remember, I remember.
Well, I'm getting older and older, so I'm like, "I'll do my best and wear the least amount of clothes."
- To look fashionable. - That's right.
So I bought a lot of new clothes and stuff.
But when I was looking for my own shoes in the wardrobe,
there were the same shoes next to my clothes.
I was like, "Huh? There are shoes like that in the wardrobe?"
So I asked Isho-san, "Whose shoes are they?"
- It was Asuka Saito's shoes. - Huh?
- She wore the same shoes as the fashion leader. - That's right.
- Which one? - Finally, with her own sense of fashion,
- she was able to buy the same shoes as Asuka. - You did it!
- Finally! - That's great!
- You didn't copy her, did you?
- I didn't copy her. - You did it!
You reached your goal, Asuka!
I copied her a hundred times.
I didn't copy her!
No, no, no, no.
- I think I bought it first. - You bought it first.
- Do you have a picture of it? - Yes, of these shoes.
- Oh, these are... - They're not your standard shoes.
They're not my standard shoes, but they're still the same.
- I see. - But, you know,
you've been wearing clothes that look like me in front of these shoes.
I knew you'd become Asuka-san if you tried to be fashionable.
You're admiring me, aren't you? You did it.
I did it, so I won't let you say I'm ugly.
I don't want you to wear clothes like me at all.
- You haven't worn clothes like me yet? - I'm not confident about it yet.
Do you want me to copy you?
- See? She copied you. That's great! - Really?
- I'm so happy! - See, Asuka-chan? You've become like this.
I've become better than when I was in "Mori Girls".
- You were in "Mori Girls"? - People like me in "Mori Girls"
were wearing tight leather pants.
I'd like you to leave some of your tight leather pants.
- They're cool. - I'm getting scolded a little bit.
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