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[Banana Man]
Nogizaka, let's go!
Hello, I am Banana Man, the host of Nogizaka High School.
Nice to meet you.
Welcome to Nogizaka Channel.
What is it?
One, two…
Himtan?
What?
He is being nice to me.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Anyway, let's start today's program.
Himura-san, please.
Let's go!
Himura-san and Nogizaka-san, one-time presenter!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Ram-sensei!
Himura-san gave Himura-san a reward.
The staff also missed Himura-san.
It is clear that there is a member who has not yet obtained a reward.
Tonight, we will sum up the forgotten Himura-san.
It's dangerous.
It's a temple.
If you don't get it soon, you won't be there.
That's why it's a fraud.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad I barely slipped in.
Today, Iwamoto is a colleague and friend of the same period, and Umesawa is the representative.
That's right.
This time, for the five of you, Himura-san has prepared five products for you.
I will introduce them one by one.
The five of you can choose at any time you want, but you only have one chance.
If one of you is chosen, you will get the product as it is.
If multiple people wear it, we will draw lots.
Without knowing what will come next,
where will you draw lots?
While searching for your opponent's way of coming out,
will you be able to take home the product?
As for the others,
when you want something from others,
you will raise your hand and draw lots only once.
Sometimes, these five people don't raise their hands.
In that case, the product will be in the middle of nowhere.
The person who raises their hand in the draw and if there is only one person,
will receive the product.
That's why you only have one chance!
That's what this Himura Show Presentation Contest is about.
I'm sorry to say this, but as a representative of Iwamoto,
you don't have any rights anymore.
Oh, you're right. You don't have any rights at all.
That's sad. Representative Umesawa...
Representative Umesawa will become someone's uncle or something like that.
As for you, Terada, including your graduation,
I want you to take home something.
I want it.
What do you want?
I want a good watch.
Scary! Scary!
A good watch...
What is this Himura Show? What is this?
A good watch?
A good watch...
I really wanted to eat out.
Eating out is fine and all,
but I really can't forget about a good watch.
There might be a good watch you don't buy.
There's no such thing as a good watch here.
There are things you like and things you don't like, but this time we asked the manager of the members and got the information that the members like these things and bought them.
There is no exception.
Then, what is the first product of Himura show?
Ta-da!
This is a shower head called "river fine bubble run".
It is a shower head that makes your skin beautiful by producing two bubbles smaller than the bubbles you usually see in your daily life.
Wow!
If you buy one, you can get one right away. If you buy two, you will have to do a lottery.
Then, show me your faces.
Ibuchi, Wada, show me your faces.
Wada is the first one, though.
Wada and Ibuchi, show me your faces.
Wada, you have a good chance of winning.
Yes, I want it, but…
Please, go ahead.
If you put it back in, it's over.
You can't do anything about it.
What?
Why do you all look like that?
You're right.
What?
That's because you're aiming for the clock.
What are you doing?
What? Are you coming to my house to play?
I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to talk to me.
You're not allowed to talk to me.
What are you doing?
Here we go.
Let's have a quick vote.
Who will win the prize?
Please vote for me.
Here we go!
What? Is it okay?
Then you are lucky.
10 seconds left.
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Time's up!
Please keep your eyes open.
Ta-da!
So, Higuchi is alone and Higuchi is the winner!
It was all about luck.
But the countdown has started. What should I do?
I wanted a semi-automatic gun.
STARA asked me "Is it okay?" so I thought maybe she didn't vote for any of you.
So, Higuchi was alone and she asked you "Is it okay?"
Yes.
But, but, but...
You don't have a right anymore.
Oh, you don't have a right anymore.
I can't enjoy myself today.
This is just a variety show, so you should talk with your voice.
It's not like you can't enjoy yourself.
I'll do my best.
Asuka, did you vote for her?
I want it.
It's good, isn't it?
I think it's one of the best showerheads in the world.
You did it!
Higuchi, you did a good job!
You did a good job!
You'll be beautiful again.
Here is the next high-class dish.
This is YAMAYA's MOTSU-NABE.
This is a set where you can enjoy YAMAYA's original MOTSU-NABE at home.
I see.
It looks delicious.
Is it real MOTSU-NABE?
It looks delicious.
ITADAKIMASU.
It looks delicious.
This is MOTSU-NABE.
My skin is smooth.
Is your skin smooth?
I eat MOTSU.
Let's eat.
This restaurant is fast.
It's too fast.
I want to see everyone's faces a little more.
You are having fun.
Let's eat.
MOTSU hot pot.
Who will win?
Please raise your hand.
Are you ready?
5 seconds left.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Time's up. Please open your eyes.
None of you have raised your hand yet.
These three have the right.
Finally, one of you will succeed.
Who will win the lottery?
Here is the lottery.
This is Russian roulette sushi.
This is good.
Among the three types of sushi, the member who chooses the correct one will win.
Who will choose first?
I will choose first.
Excuse me.
I will choose in the middle.
Are you ready?
Be careful.
I will choose in the middle.
Are you ready?
Let's eat at the same time.
I'm scared.
Are you ready?
Let's eat Russian roulette sushi.
Let's eat.
Go.
It's not in.
It's safe.
So, C.U.C. wins.
C.U.C. wins.
Good job.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors.
It's not in.
I wasn't in.
This is YAKIMARU II.
Is this the YAKIMARU II?
Yes, this is YAKIMARU II.
This is a cassette stove that you can easily enjoy grilled meat in the room where there is little smoke.
Is this YAKIMARU II?
Yes, this is YAKIMARU II released this year.
I like this very much.
I often go to the store and ask for YAKIMARU II.
I told the store clerk, "This product doesn't have "KUN"."
This is YAKIMARU II released this year.
The store clerk kept asking for YAKIMARU II.
I was very embarrassed.
This is a product of IWATANI, which is famous for orange gas.
When IWATANI was walking near IWATANI, IWATANI stopped and took a picture with IWATANI.
IWATANI also has a picture of IWATANI's building and me.
I love this product so much.
I will give you a picture of IWATANI's building and me.
You put water in this, don't you?
I put water in it.
You put water in it and smoke doesn't come out of it, do you?
Smoke doesn't come out of it and it makes it more airtight.
Smoke doesn't come out of it and it doesn't stick to it.
This product is amazing.
This is a product of HIMURA.
I want you to go there.
I asked you for a watch, but you said you wanted a round watch.
The roundness of the watch is not good.
I like HIMURA very much.
I like HIMURA's panel side.
I have a picture of HIMURA and me and IWATANI.
I like HIMURA's panel side.
How about you, KITANO?
I often barbecue in the garden.
Smoke comes out of it and it's a problem with KITANO.
This product is surrounded by smoke, so it doesn't affect you even if you catch a cold.
I'm happy if I take this home with me.
YAKIMARU-TSU.
Are you worried about that product?
Is it difficult to clean up?
This product is more powerful than FUSSO processing.
This product is the easiest to clean up.
Please give me a like.
The third way to get HIMURA's favorite YAKIMARU- TSU is...
YAKIMARU-TSU!
No, you can't.
Now, if you want this one, please raise your hand.
Is it OK?
It's OK, isn't it?
Here we go, 5 seconds.
4, 3, 2, 1...
OK, finished!
Please raise your hand and open your eyes.
Wow!
So...
Only two people in the back raised their hands.
Wow!
No one raised their hands.
Why didn't you do it?
I thought you would do it.
Well...
I thought your panel would be in trouble.
I want your panel.
I don't need it.
When you move out in the future,
I'm sorry for you breaking it.
I thought you wouldn't break it.
It was my panel's fault. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for saying weird things.
You don't want this one, either?
Personally, I put UMEZAWA in my Amazon cart.
I want UMEZAWA.
UMEZAWA will come out.
UMEZAWA shouldn't come out.
UMEZAWA will come out.
No way.
You put UMEZAWA in your cart, don't you?
I was going to buy it as much as it's in my cart.
There is someone who recommended UMEZAWA to you in a show you didn't appear in.
Yes.
When I said I wanted UMEZAWA a lot,
he said yes and sent it to me later.
At first, when I appeared in a show and got excited about it...
You said "Use it."
I said "It's nothing. It's nothing."
The challenge for you two is "Russian Balloon."
The one who pulls the trigger and the balloon doesn't break wins.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
One, two, three. Rock-paper-scissors.
Wow, it's nice.
You can get it with this.
You two got blue balloons and Sui got white balloons.
I'm scared.
I don't like it.
You're scared, aren't you?
I'm scared.
Sui isn't scared at all.
You're cute.
You're amazing.
Sui...
You're cute.
You look like a rice paper today.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
What do you think?
What's wrong with you?
Did you just shoot?
What did you do?
Why did you do it?
Why did you pull the trigger?
What?
Why did you pull the trigger?
Yamashita won!
Yamashita can't do it.
What?
Yamashita can't do it.
Let's see Yamashita do it.
He can't do it.
I think he won.
He's good.
He's got it.
What was that?
That was good.
That was interesting.
There are only two products left.
There are only two.
I'm sure you'll win.
It's not good if you don't give up.
That's right.
You're too bad so far.
Let's see the fourth product.
What is it?
Show us.
It looks big.
This is a ham set.
This is a set that you can buy at a store.
This is aged for 16 months.
This is a high-grade ham.
This is hamondetoleveresto.
This is pork cutlet.
This is a high-grade ham.
It's not easy for an individual to own this.
How about UMEZAWA?
I want UMEZAWA.
However, I don't know if IWAMOTO will buy this.
I don't know if IWAMOTO will buy this.
How about you, TERADA?
I drank wine for the first time when I was shooting a photo shoot.
It was very delicious.
I got a wine from the staff.
This is a good set.
I'm very curious about this.
What is this?
I'm curious about this.
Will the four members raise their hands?
Please tell me how you want this ham.
Is that okay?
Please raise your hands and open your eyes.
WADA raised his hand at the last countdown.
This countdown is very scary.
The two of them chose a Russian drink.
The person who avoids sour water will get the product.
I want TERADA to take this.
I want him to graduate with this in his hands.
Do you want TAMESA TERADA to graduate with this in his hands?
I will take it.
Then I will take it.
Please take it.
This is sour.
This is not sour water.
TERADA got NAMAHAN.
Please carry this.
Is that so?
This is heavy.
This is dangerous.
TERADA got NAMAHAN.
This time, HIMURA has a disappointing prize prepared for the member who loses the lottery.
This is NIHONBASHI BEAUTY ONE AXE JELLY.
Is that so?
This product is only sold at NIHONBASHI's main store in SENBIKIYA.
Wait a minute, HIMURA.
What is this?
This is an AXE JELLY.
Isn't this a jelly?
This is 2700 yen.
Is this an AXE JELLY?
This is an AXE JELLY.
This is not a jelly.
They haven't raised their hands yet.
They haven't raised their hands yet, so there is no one behind them.
That's right.
But maybe they are stupid and won't raise their hands.
Let's raise our hands.
Please show us the last product.
This is the last product.
This is a BALNEWDA humidifier.
This is amazing.
I've been searching for humidifiers lately.
Do you sell home appliances now?
She said home appliances now.
BALNEWDA humidifiers are popular.
This is about 50,000 yen.
This is expensive.
This is a BALNEWDA eye ball.
When I was using this, I said it wasn't BALNEWDA's humidifier.
I thought it was a silhouette.
If you take this home, you will definitely be grateful.
I'm not grateful.
I've been keeping it a secret for a long time.
That's terrible.
I got it early in the morning.
But...
It was a match that I had to bring home something for sure.
That's good. That's good. That's the kind of game it is.
That's right.
That's the kind of game it is.
I'm sure I'll get it.
That's right.
I'll be proud of you.
That's right.
Go ahead!
Here, of course, Kitano and Mr. Iwamoto raised their hands in agreement and made their choice.
Kitano.
The last choice is the Russian pen.
If both of them knock down the pen at the same time and the member who didn't get a tingle wins the prize!
It's only a moment of fear.
Only for a moment.
Electricity. Electricity is scary.
Electricity is scary.
It's okay. Your nails will come off a little.
That's not true! That's not true!
It's not such a bad guy.
Where does it come from?
Fingers.
It comes in from the fingers and it makes you feel a tingle all over your body.
It doesn't come! It doesn't come!
It doesn't come!
Seriously, only my thumb is tingling.
Really, my heart is pounding once.
It's not such a bad guy.
It doesn't come! It doesn't come!
It doesn't come! Your body goes "bang!"
It doesn't!
My thumb is tingling. Listen to me! My thumb is tingling.
It's crazy. My body is really going to bounce up and down.
My thumb is tingling.
I don't know about this. It definitely looks the same.
I'm going to go as it is.
You're going to go as it is.
You have no choice but to stay in that state.
I'm scared.
Will you touch me?
If you touch me, you'll get a little scared.
I won't.
If you touch me, you'll say, "Why isn't Ume coming?"
Even if you touch me, nothing will come now.
Hold my arm tight.
What will you do?
Isn't my arm dented?
That's because Ume is big.
What kind of reason is that?
If Ume is big, why is my arm dented?
I'll give you a dented e-mail.
If I say, "Three, two, one," please push me.
Are you okay?
I'm scared.
I'm going to go as it is.
Hold on.
It's true that I'm going to vomit.
I don't know about that.
It really depends on you.
Please don't do that.
Let's go.
Kimura Shou's last product.
Which will she get as a high-class treat?
If there is no electricity, it's a bad omen.
Let's go.
Three, two, one, please push me.
You came, you came, you came.
Did you come?
You came, you came, you came.
So...
Wow!
Ume got a great one.
Thank you.
This is great.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
I didn't know I could get a role like this.
It's complicated.
I got it by my own luck.
It's provided by the sponsors you see.
I want it.
I didn't even have the right.
I'm just disappointed that you got bored of it.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry, I gave you a weird name.
Ichijuku Jelly.
Isn't it Ichijuku Jelly?
It's not Jelly, it's Ichijuku Jelly.
It's over.
As a graduate of the group, it's a great message.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for taking care of me for about nine years.
I think you two taught me a lot of things, of course.
The staff next to me, too.
Sometimes I look back at old videos and I feel like you're about the same age as me.
But like that, including myself, it's been a long year for me.
Above all, I thought it was an invaluable time.
I'm a little sad that I can't say "let's meet somewhere" like the other members.
I'll work hard somewhere like me from now on, so please get along with me.
Thank you very much.