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At Sydney Olympics, Joshi judo, Ryoko Tamura answered in an interview before the competition that...
It's easy for me, but there are people who weren't born yet in 2000.
Is there anyone like Ryoko Tamura who doesn't know who she is?
Do you know Ozono?
I'm sorry, I don't know.
Do you know the anime "Yawara-chan"?
I don't know.
Ozono doesn't know anything anymore.
I think I know who you are by looking at your face.
Let's start with Rendou's answer.
Say it like you're interviewing Ryoko Tamura.
- Okay? - Got it.
- Himura-san, please give us a hint. - Okay.
Please tell us your enthusiasm for the Olympics.
Even if I'm weak, I want to win.
Even if I can't do it, I want to win.
I see.
- She said she wanted to win. - That's good.
"Even if I can't do it," what kind of athlete is she?
She said she can't do it.
Next up is Umezawa's answer, who is 22 years old.
Please tell us your enthusiasm for the Olympics.
Even if I win, I won't lose.
- I see. - That's like her.
She sounds cool at first glance, but...
Even if I win, I won't lose.
- Does that mean you're pulling each other apart? - No.
- What is this? - I don't know.
This is enthusiasm, isn't it?
Next up is Ozono's answer.
Please tell us your enthusiasm for the Olympics.
Even if I lose, I'll win.
Even if I win, I'll win.
She said she'll win anyway.
- That's true, but... - Right?
- It's only natural for you to win. - That's right.
Next up is Kaki, who has just turned 20 years old.
Please tell us your enthusiasm for the Olympics.
Even if I win, I'll win.
Even if I don't win, I'll win.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
- Is it this one? - Is it this one?
- It's close. - It's close, but...
I've told you about this kind of atmosphere before.
It's not this one this time, but it's there. This glue.
It's there, so old men will eat it up.
That's it!
Old men will stand up and say, "That's not it!"
Yawaru's famous line, Kibuchi's answer.
Please tell us your enthusiasm for the Olympics.
No matter what, I'll win.
Even if it's silver, I'll win.
No, no, if you win, it's silver.
Everyone is determined by the fact that it's coming out.
That's about it for me.
No, no, it's not like that.
This is also a little close.
It's close, Himujino!
Yes, I'll tell you the correct answer.
Here is the correct answer.
Gold at best and gold at worst.
That's right!
This is already my own push and push and I only have gold.
That's right!
Ryoko Tamura is always strong.
That's right.
But winning gold in the Olympics is still difficult.
That's why there are still famous sayings about the Olympics.
Everyone should check it out at the Olympics.
Old men are happy.
I'm happy.
Old men basically like sports.
I love old men.
And if you get this question right, you only get one person.
Oh, there's only one person!
Who is it?
Iwamoto.
Oh, Iwamoto is amazing!
Iwamoto has pretty good grades.
Iwamoto is relatively young, but you know a lot of things.
I really watched it a lot on TV.
My parents are of that generation, so I'm often told that kind of story.
But aren't all parents of that generation?
But if you talk like you're used to it, there are a lot of things you don't understand.
Oh, then it might be good for old men.
Oh, really?
Yes, it's a good thing.
"Old Men's Normal Things" Part 3
"Tunnels"'s most popular variety show, "Melton Beni Kujira Dan",
Takaaki Ishibashi will host "Old Men's Normal Things" corner.
Check!
Nowadays, there are all kinds of love variety shows, right?
That's right.
Is that kind of show starting now?
It's starting now!
It's a show like "Melton Chudan Gokon".
It's a band for men and women to become a couple.
And Taka will do "Old Men's Normal Things" every time, right?
That's right.
We'll have you say it, Himura-san.
- Me? - Yes.
I'm happy.
Don't say it over there.
- I think you'll say it there. - I want to say it over there.
Himura-san, can you say it like Taka-san?
Okay! I know how you feel!
The ladies you've been waiting for are over there!
Before you see it...
His...
- Check! - Check!
- This! - This is it!
First, Osano will try Taka's famous quote!
Osano has zero correct answers.
- That's obvious, right? - Yes.
Then, please!
"Old Men's Normal Things"!
- That's right! - That's right!
I'm going to do "Old Men's Normal Things" after all!
It's not like that!
That's right!
Next, Ayakawa's answer!
This is...
"Dinner Check"!
Taka-san doesn't do things like that!
- "Dinner Check"! - Taka-san only eats!
- He only eats! - Right?
- But that's just like Inoki-san! - That's right!
- "Dinner Check" is like Yonesuke-san! - Yonesuke - san!
- The dinner next door! - He does it like that!
Next, Yoda's answer!
This is...
"Garage"!
Why?!
Suddenly, "Garage" came out of nowhere.
But, Taka-san, I have an idea.
This is a match between amateurs.
"Garage" came out of nowhere?
Taka-san, you have to say "it's funny".
Well, the answer is...
Asuka-chan is the only one.
Really?!
You know it well.
I've said it many times.
Can you say the answer?
Can I say it?
Yes, say it.
That's right.
I want to say it, too.
I can't say it.
You can't say it.
Please say it.
I'll say it.
Taka-san, check!
That's right.
Taka-san, check!
That's right.
Taka-san, check!
It's just like that.
"Taka-san" checks, so "Taka-san, check!"
But, "Nori-san" doesn't have "Nori-san, check!"
No, it doesn't.
Dai-don-den-ga!
This is like a couple who are talking talk.
I thought this place was definitely a couple's house.
I said "Just a moment!" and then at conference time,
a different person came and they took me to that house.
In short, "Dai-don-den-ga!" occurs and "Taka-san" says "Dai-don-den-ga!".
You don't know.
Please say it.
Taka-san, check!
Old men' daily life episode 4.
Legendary wrestler, Riki Choshu's famous quote.
I feel like I've said it in our show.
Riki Choshu's famous quote.
Himura-san, please give us a lecture on how to say it.
Oh, right.
I don't have one.
If you make me do this and that, it's a big deal.
Like this.
Sitting like this and loosening my panties like this.
I don't have one.
If you say it while sticking out your tongue a little...
Choshu-san, if you look closely, you can really see your tongue sticking out a little.
It's sticking out all the way.
Choshu-san.
So, let's do an impersonation and start with Kaki.
I don't have one.
If you make me do this and that, it's a big deal.
That's good.
I don't have confidence.
Choshu doesn't say things like that.
I don't have confidence.
Oh, I see.
Next up is Riki Choshu, who is imagined by Ozono.
I don't have one.
If you make me do this and that, it's a big deal.
What do you mean you don't have one?
I don't have one.
What do you mean you don't have one?
It's like a famous quote in the middle of a conversation.
Why do you hide it there?
I don't have one.
Why do you show your tongue in the middle of the conversation?
That's not it.
Choshu, who is imagined by Ozono, will try.
I don't have one.
If you make me say things like that, it's a big deal.
That's not it.
That's fine for me.
What is this? Are you just saying things on YouTube these days?
What is this?
What? Choshuriki-san?
I thought you said Choshuriki-san.
Choshuriki-san?
I think Choshuriki-san came from there.
Choshuriki-san?
Are you serious?
I thought you said Choshuriki-san.
I'm sorry for my bad pronunciation.
I understand that.
Choshuriki-san.
I thought it would be bad for Choshuriki-san if you said it in a fast-talking way.
Well, well, well.
She has a bad pronunciation.
Well, well.
Let's see the correct answer.
Yes.
Higuchi.
Yes, is it correct?
I'll say it.
It's not cute.
It's a big deal for me to say it cut off.
Wow, you're good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
I think you often say things like "is it cut off?" on TV shows.
Yes, we do.
Maybe you don't know it?
We do it on this show, too.
It's not cut off.
I think it's a big deal for me to say it cut off.
Yes, it is.
It's everyone's thing.
It's everyone's thing, but...
We have a novel, but we haven't said it yet.
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and...
This is after we fought against a fighter named Yoji Anjou.
Yes, yes.
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
It's not cut off.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Old men's common question number five.
In the 1990s, famous phrases were popularized in comic book commercials.
First, 17-year-old Tsutsui's answer.
Please.
Entertainers are busy.
What kind of commercial is this?
Is it a nutritional drink or something like that?
Busy, right?
Next, 21-year-old Hayakawa's answer.
Entertainers brush their teeth about four times a day.
You brush your teeth before recording and after eating, right?
Yes.
You brush your teeth about twice before recording, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You brush your teeth many times, don't you?
Many times.
And you eat rice crackers just before recording.
It doesn't make sense, does it?
You don't brush your teeth like that.
You don't do it all by yourself.
You don't get any cavities or anything.
You don't have any tooth decay.
You just brush your teeth many times, so it doesn't make sense.
So you brush your teeth like that, so it doesn't make any difference.
You mean you brush your teeth like this, right?
Yes.
It's not like you, but…
Next, 19-year-old Endo's answer.
Entertainers are important.
What is important?
What is?
I forgot to write it down.
What did you forget?
Is there something?
I was wondering if teeth are important.
Oh!
Celebrities thought of writing "teeth are important".
Teeth were omitted, right?
Yes.
But it's different.
Then, please answer, Seimiya.
For celebrities, teeth are life!
Yes!
You know it!
Seimiya is correct.
Seimiya knew it!
When my mom used to brush my teeth when I was little, I wasn't a celebrity at all, but I was told "celebrities, teeth are life!"
Oh, that's a good memory.
Are you really a celebrity now?
Yes, I am.
Even now, celebrities, teeth are life.
Your teeth are all gone now.
Yes, but it's okay now.
But it's okay.
There's more. Celebrities, teeth are life.
Your teeth are all gone now.
But it's okay now.
But it's okay.
Next, question number six!
What is the catchphrase "chanlin shan" of a famous commercial?
First of all, check the response of the response.
"chan" and "lin" and "shan"
"shan" and "shiou"
"shan" and "lin" and "shan" and "shiou"
shanlin shan
The answer of "ozono".
Every time, all the questions come out.
That's right, "ozono" is quite an acceptance rate.
The answer of "ozono" is here.
jitenshan
"chanlin shan" is "jitenshan".
chanlin shan
What did you do today? "chanlin shan"
It's like "sannlinshan", isn't it?
seimiya
"seimiya"'s answer is here.
sannlinshan
It's "sannlinshan"
sannlinshan
It's close to "jitenshan".
It's "sannlinshan".
Then you should say "sannlinshan".
sannlinshan
chanlinshan
Next, what is this "chanlinshan"?
"linchan" shampoo.
linchan
"kaki" sounds like "kasuri".
kasuri
"kasuri" of "kaki".
linchan
"linchan" shampoo.
It's like "gyoukaiyogo".
I see, I see.
Is it "urakaisha"?
It's "urakaisha".
It's different, isn't it?
But it's close.
It's close.
It's really close.
I don't like it.
Yoda's answer.
What is it? Straight.
You've been doing it wrong for a while.
You look like a very good girl.
What are you saying?
Yoda.
Yoda's answer is this.
"Rinshan-chan".
It's like a mahjong hand.
"Rinshan-chan".
What did you write?
A girl's name.
"Rinshan".
"Rinshan-chan".
You mean "Chanrinshan"?
Yes.
Why "Rinshan-chan"?
Is it also an industry term?
I brought "chan" first.
Everyone is like that.
It's not like that.
"Chanrinshan" by Tamura.
"Gion" when you drop money.
Tamura.
Yes.
What kind of "gion" is it when you drop money?
"Chanrinshan".
Cute.
It's true.
Please move a little.
I'll drop it for you.
It's too late for you to drop it.
Ah, it's Chan-lin.
It's Chan-lin.
Don't say "ah".
"Ah" makes me feel good.
"Ah" makes you feel good.
Ah, it's Chan-lin.
Right?
I'll tell you the correct answer.
Shampoo that rinses properly.
"Rinse in shampoo" may sound like "conditioner" now,
but it was "shampoo" and "rinse".
Since it's "shampoo" and "rinse",
Hiroko Akushimaru said "Chan-lin-chan" in the commercial.
As for the way of saying "Chan-lin-chan"...
I'll tell you the correct answer now.
I'll tell you the correct answer.
Her mouth is cute in the commercial.
Her eyebrows stand out a little.
Chan-lin-chan
Remember it well. It's true.
I used to imitate it a lot.
That's right.
I still do it when I'm told to imitate something.
If you really do it in the entertainment world now, you're the only one.
It's been a while since I laughed like this.
I've done it a few times, but when I do it,
Ms. Kamura always says "Chan-lin-chan".
What is this? Is it a tradition?
I'll do it.
She always does it.
Chan-lin-chan
What is it?
It's a tradition, isn't it?
Now I'm thinking about it, but what is "teach me this"?
Is it wrong?
However, there is a possibility of meeting Ms. Hiroko Yakushimaru.
Even in love, Ms. Hiroko Yakushimaru sings and acts.
I think you should never do this when you meet her.
Chan-lin-chan
What song is this?
Old man's common question no.7
It's a popular drama in 80's.
It's a story about a father and a son who learn the lines of the main characters.
I'm sure you don't know it.
That's right.
But there is one person who got it right.
That's amazing.
It's Asuka-chan.
That's amazing.
I don't know about the drama itself, but I know that it's imitated.
But I can't forget it.
First of all, Yoda will say the main lines.
You can say it in your own way.
Yoda.
Yes.
She is the opposite of Yutaosei.
Even if you work hard, you don't take a break at all.
She is like that.
She is cute.
She is very cute.
Please say it.
I'm a stupid and stupid stewardess.
I see.
You didn't get it right at all.
I didn't get it right at all.
I felt like it.
It's a story about a stewardess.
By the way, Chiebi Hori is playing that role.
It hasn't become a stewardess yet.
That's right.
It hasn't become a stewardess yet.
That's a hint.
But if it's reprinted now, I think Yoda can do it.
I know.
It's like Yoda.
Can I be happy?
You can be very happy.
I'm happy.
I'm very happy.
I did it.
I want you to do it with Yoda.
I'll do it.
It's like Yoda.
Next is Momoko's main line.
I'm stupid and ignorant.
It's not wrong, but it doesn't make any sense.
I'm a scum and the worst human being.
You don't have to say it like that.
It's not like that.
Asuka, would you like to say the correct answer?
It's good.
Please say it.
I'm a stupid and ignorant turtle.
The correct answer is "stupid and ignorant turtle."
It's a training period for you to become Chia- desu.
That's right.
One of them is Chie-mi.
Her nickname is "Matsumoto Chia-ki".
But she can't do it compared to others.
I'm a stupid and ignorant turtle.
It's a little late for everyone, but I'll do my best little by little.
What do you think, Yoda?
Are you talking about me?
No, I'm talking about you.
Yoda has the atmosphere of Chie-mi at that time.
She couldn't do it at all.
She was stupid and useless in practical training.
That's why she said this line.
Say it, Yoda.
Her way of saying it is...
She's trying hard, but she's doing her best.
I'm a homeless and cursed wall.
Look, she's laughing like this.
It's really good. She passed.
Everyone saw it back then, right?
Everyone saw it.
There's a song by an instructor, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Hiroshi is the best at this.
The instructor, right?
The instructor who was told to do it.
She's strong and cool.
Who will love her?
Chiyaki!
Chiyaki is like...
Everyone should do it.
Chiyaki!
But as expected of you, Himura-san.
You remember that song very well.
I like that song.
I know, but...
Yoda is a cursed wall again?
"Old Man R.R." Part 2 Question 8!
Popular variety show "Yoru mo Hippare no Aikotoba wo Shitsudai"
It's nostalgic.
This is what you said in the show, right?
I'd like you to say it, too.
Himura-san, your way of saying it is...
This is pretty fast.
Dai! Dai! Dai!
How do you say it?
Dai! Dai! Dai!
Dai!
The camera flies like this.
Yes.
Okay, let's go with this one.
Yoda.
All of them? Yoda!
Yoda. Yoda's answer, please!
I want to sleep, eat and lose weight!
How can you say that in the middle of the night?
In the middle of the night... I want to sleep, eat and lose weight.
Well, it's a wish, isn't it?
You want to eat and lose weight.
Yes, I want to eat and lose weight.
Next, in the middle of the night in Umesawa...
Please!
I want to wake up! I absolutely want to wake up!
Why "absolutely"?
Is it New Year's Eve?
Why "absolutely"? Is it New Year's Eve?
Children...
It's different, isn't it?
Next, in the middle of the night...
You're doing a grand slam, aren't you?
In the middle of the night...
Please!
I want to rampage! I want to have fun! Army!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Army...
Oh, my God! What is this?
I want to rampage! I want to have fun! Army!
What is this?
Army...
Is it an army show?
Yes, it's an army show.
"I want to rampage! I want to have fun!" It's a crazy army show!
Only two people know the correct answer.
Asuka and Endo.
Endo knew it!
Then, Endo, please say it.
I want to see! I want to hear! I want to sing!
Yes, that's correct!
Yes, yes, yes!
I want to see! I want to hear! I want to sing!
Did you know this?
I had a chance to look it up at work.
That's how I remembered it.
Oh, I see.
Well, well, people of older age usually say things they don't know.
That's not true!
I hope you will continue to study.
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and sponsored by these sponsors.
Thank you very much!
And now, the last message from the two graduates of the group.
Thank you very much for your support for about eight years.
And Mr. Kimura, Ms. Hitara, and the staff of Nogichi, thank you very much.
I learned a lot and I had a really happy time.
I hope we can meet somewhere. I will do my best! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
I joined at 13 and now I am 21 years old.
You are still young!
Yes, I am still young and I didn't know anything.
But the staff of Nogichi, Ms. Hitara, and Mr. Kimura taught me a lot of variety things and I think I managed to grow up.
So I hope I can use this in the future. Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Congratulations on your graduation!