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NOGIZAKA
"NOGIZAKA" Please come in!
It's time for "NOGIZAKA" multivariate class competition!
NOGIZAKA
"NOGIZAKA" multivariate class competition is finally starting!
After trying so hard...
NOGIZAKA
and having passed two perfect subjects, we are now in the preliminary round.
G Class and The Class, who took the top of the category, are in first place with the same score.
Tonight, we will start with the second challenge of the balance ball competition.
After this, a ridiculous record will be born!
First of all, we will do it again for each class.
Let's do it one more time.
The second challenge of the second challenge.
What are you laughing at?
The judge is closer than you think, so be careful.
What was that? I laughed out loud.
The judge is closer than you think.
I was surprised.
I'm just checking.
You're checking the judge and that bar, too.
The competition is a hallucination.
Let's do it.
The second challenge.
Ready.
Start!
The judge is closer than you think.
Chinuchi is...
What's going on?
Chinuchi does it every time.
Chinuchi's movement is...
Is this ball bad?
No, it's not.
Chinuchi's good start is only 2-3mm higher.
I don't like it. I can't confirm it.
But it's longer than before.
5.5 seconds.
Since it's 5.5 seconds, you haven't won anywhere at the moment.
Then it doesn't make sense.
Next is "the class" which boasts of self- proclaimed "demon's physique".
Let's do our best.
No matter who we are.
Hinako, even if you don't look good, don't hesitate.
Here we go.
Wait a minute.
The genius director goes like this at the end.
Here we go.
Ready.
Start.
It's done.
Wow.
It looks fine.
You can do it.
It doesn't look bad at all.
Really?
Wow.
This is amazing.
This is going to be a great record.
Do you want me to push it?
Not yet.
Here we go.
Wow.
A little lower.
Lower.
Here we go.
A little lower.
That's fine.
Wow. What's this?
This is bad.
Even if you use that ball well...
Here we go.
Look at me.
Here we go.
You can do it.
Thank you very much.
Even if you use that ball well...
Hinako, you don't look bad at all.
Wow.
Look at her posture.
She looks like a mom making miso soup.
Look at her posture.
She keeps her balance on the wall.
What will you do?
Push her. Push her. Push her.
Wow.
She is amazing.
1 minute and 30 seconds.
Wow.
She is amazing.
Next is the first attempt.
The second attempt.
Here we go.
Ready...
Start!
Is she going to be okay?
Wow.
12.8 seconds.
It's still long.
The last attempt.
Will she make a big comeback?
I made a mistake.
I'm going to laugh.
She is amazing.
Here we go.
Ready...
Start!
Will she make a big comeback?
Wow.
No, what's wrong?
Why does it become like that?
I don't know.
You said you fell down when you held something.
I was about to say it, but it was behind me.
Oh, that kind of thing.
The result is 5.8 seconds.
Oh, it's no good.
The balance ball endurance is a big record of 1 minute and 30 seconds.
The class, which scored 20 points in total, continues...
Now, it's the last game.
The last one.
Save the sacrifice! Electric current pressure ball!
Save the sacrifice.
One representative of each class saves the time to score while avoiding touching the electric current ball on the course.
If you touch the electric current ball on the course, electric current will flow to you and the other three people sitting on the chair, so the point of victory is how little mistakes you make.
Will the members be able to withstand the fear of electric current?
What's wrong with you guys?
Do you want to see how strong it is?
Oh, I want to see it.
Oh, I see.
First of all, the members will show us the power of electric current.
This is a static generator.
If you turn the steering wheel...
Oh, no!
Wow!
You can turn it easily.
The electric current is coming to the middle of the ball.
That's right. It's here.
The static electricity is generated.
Put this static electricity into this bucket.
Is it charged now?
Yes, it is charged now.
I will check how much electricity is charged with this stick.
What is that stick?
Please pay attention to this part.
Please look at it.
I will do it.
One, two...
It's pretty close.
It's about 30,000 volts now.
30,000 volts.
Is it okay?
It's a little stimulating.
It doesn't mean you will die.
It's scary even if you say it in a cute way.
It doesn't mean you will die.
First of all, class "Gi".
Who is in charge of the static electricity stick?
Ta-dah!
Here we go!
Hoshino!
Please go to the chair next to you.
Hoshino, how is it?
It's perfect in my head.
That's great!
There is a sacrifice.
Be careful.
It's okay.
I think I can stand it.
She can stand it.
Kakehashi, how is it?
Is it scary?
Well...
If I can get electricity from Minami...
What is that?
She is a good classmate.
Let's do it!
Here we go!
Start!
It's a nice shot!
Please!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
What?! What?! What?!
What's going on? What's going on?
Go!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Alright!
That was fast!
I've been saying all kinds of weird things!
When I said "wah!"
She did this in the middle of it!
That's scary!
It's really hard!
It's coming!
It's really hard!
Go! Go!
The chair also comes a lot?
It still hurts, but...
It still hurts? Really? Are you okay?
You're tearing it up! Look at it!
It's okay!
But...
What did you think of the electric shock Minami- senpai gave you?
It felt good!
It felt good?
That's a different story!
Next up is another class' challenge!
The electric shock player is...
The! Endo!
Endo!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Endo! Endo!
- Are you nervous? - No, but I'm really nervous.
What kind of nervousness is that?
- But I don't want you to get hit, so I'll do my best. - That's right.
- Eh... that's right. - Are you good at this kind of work?
- I don't know. - You don't know?
- Do it as you like. - Chuu-shi...
Chuu-shi is like a madame standing by the window.
- Are you scared? - Really...
- Really, I'm begging you. Just this once, okay? - Just this once, okay?
You don't look scared at all, right?
I'm scared, but...
- If we don't get a point here, we won't have a chance of winning. - I see.
- I'll do my best. - You're greedy for a match.
What kind of enemy is that? Is it a do-e-mugas?
- I'm not scared of electric shocks at all. - What's with you? You looked like you were welcoming us earlier.
- Are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready.
Ready... start!
Yes, sit down! Yes, sit down!
- Yes, go ahead. - It hurts!
- This is bad! This is bad. - Yes, this is bad.
Endo, right here! Endo, here!
- Endo! Endo, you have to move forward! - Endo, right there! Endo, right there!
- Take it slow. - Do your best!
- That part is difficult. - Okay.
I'm not scared.
- This is bad. Endo, right here! - This is bad! This is bad!
- Right here! - I'm off. I'm off!
- Endo, right here! - What's off?
- Your butt. - Your butt is off!
Endo, your senpai's butt is off!
- Your senpai's butt is off! - Yes, sit down!
Start!
Don't bump into it!
Ah! It came off!
Sit down! Sit down!
Don't bump into it! Go carefully!
Carefully! Carefully!
You'll probably bump into it there.
Is it okay?
Ah! It came off!
A little more! A little more!
A little more!
There! There! There!
Just pass it! Just pass it!
Go! Go!
Pass it!
OK!
Well, this is not easy.
Endo, you have to do it.
I'm sorry.
Because you come in the same place, doesn't it feel like your wounds are being raised more and more?
It's like Ailee.
It's not Bee as a whole.
It's Ailee.
Ailee.
Do you go to Ailee twice?
I know Ailee.
But Yamashita has been laughing all the time.
I thought I had to do my best and wanted to win, but it was a little difficult.
Why do you have that mindset?
That's right.
Where do you go? Do you go to Oshiri-peta?
Oshiri-peta...
I come every month.
Oh, every month.
I get hit by a sculpture sword.
Sculpture sword...
There is no such experience.
I get hit by a sculpture sword.
Oh, that's it.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the sponsors you see here.
Next up is "The Class Challenge"!
Himura-san, please.
Here we go!
Swing!
Oh!
It's my first time, right?
You did it with all your might.
Why? I was like "No!" but I could do it with all my might the moment you did it.
Because it's scary!
I don't want you to do it.
Ah, I see.
Is it your first time?
It's my first time!
Are you scared?
What should I do?
But you can't do it now, so you have to sit down.
If you don't sit down, it won't start.
I won't sit down. I'll sit down.
That's good.
Wait, you've been rebellious for a while now!
You've been rebellious for a while now!
Of course I'm going to sit down!
That's good. You're getting excited.
It's like a festival!
Alright, let's go!
Let's go!
Alright, let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Ah! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
Ah, it's going well!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Okay!
Okay, wait!
Okay, okay! Go!
Oh, you're careful! You're surprisingly careful!
Yeah, it's okay!
It hurts!
You're good!
Calm down!
You can do it slowly!
Be careful!
Oh, that's good!
Oh, you're good!
Ah, it hurts! It hurts!
Oh, you're not touching it! You're not touching it!
Wow, you're really good!
Oh, you're good!
Ah, a bucket hit me and I can't move!
A bucket hit you and you can't move!
A bucket hit you! A bucket hit you!
Ah, I can't do it!
What should I do?
Wow, you're good!
Ah, it's moving! It's moving!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
It's moving! It's moving!
Go! Go! Go!
That's where it's difficult!
Calm down! Calm down!
It's okay!
Oh!
Sui, is it difficult there?
It's moving! It's moving!
Wait!
I'll eat it.
Yes, I'll eat it.
Come on!
OK!
Stop!
OK!
It's surprisingly fast.
OK!
It's fast, it's fast.
It was fast, it was fast.
These three...
Well, these two are noisy, but...
Surprisingly, when Higuchi got hit...
At the very beginning...
Bang!
Was it a firework?
Seriously...
Bang!
Was it a firework?
Fireworks!
Fireworks came!
This time, surprisingly...
Um...
"Sit down, sit down"...
You had to sit down when you were told that.
That's right.
You had to sit down.
If I didn't sit down, it wouldn't have started.
That's right.
Surprisingly, you sat down properly.
I sat down properly, but...
Did it hurt?
It's like...
I got pinched by a pair of washing scissors and...
Um...
It hurts!
That's good!
Everyone's expressions are coming out more and more.
As you can see, the rankings of the three teams have ended.
The last one is "NO CLASS".
Will there be a new record?
This Suzuki looks delicious, doesn't it?
It looks delicious.
I'm not feeling well today.
My hands haven't stopped shaking since this morning.
Isn't it bad?
If you get a electric shock once, you'll stop shaking, right?
That's right!
Electric shock! Electric shock!
Now...
"THE"...
"ARTS"!
Your hands are shaking!
Are you okay?
But...
I think you'll stop shaking if you get a shock.
That's right.
At the moment of preparation and start, your hands may stop shaking.
It's really scary.
This game is...
It's over.
This is bad!
You got a shock!
This is bad!
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
Oh!
That's good!
That's a good pace!
Wait, Asuka's got it!
He's got it!
Go!
Wait! I can't stop shaking!
I can't stop shaking!
Sit down!
Hold it up!
Don't hold it like that!
Hold it!
I can't stop shaking!
You can't stop shaking!
You can do it, Suzuki!
Can't stop shaking!
Hang in there!
Don't give up!
You can do it!
Fire!
You can do it!
Don't bump into it!
Be careful!
Okay!
Go!
You can do it!
Go!
Time's up!
Okay!
Oh my god!
Are you okay?
I'm still shaking.
I'm so sorry!
It can't be helped.
Asuka, you didn't jump at all.
Really?
I didn't get confused at all.
What's wrong with you?
I can't stop shaking!
Suzuki was shaking and struggling.
What's the record?
1 minute and 58 seconds!
That was close!
I wanted to do it.
Good job!
As you can see,
the current pressure stick is
the only one class that
got 40 points.
Let's see.
The winner is...
The one who won the
vertical split class competition is...
Team
G!
Team ARAGI!
Wow!
Team GI got 80 points!
Wow!
Team ZA got 70 points!
Wow!
Team KA only got 10 points!
Hahaha!
I thought Team KA was winning, but...
Congratulations on your victory!
Thank you very much!
I can't do it!
After this, it's Uncle's usual study session.
And last but not least, please welcome our host, Nogizaka-chan!
No matter what you say, I'm an idol!
That's nice.
What did you say?
That's nice.
It makes me want to drink alcohol.
Akimoto-sensei of Koinuikyo-go wrote the lyrics of this song.
So, what are we doing today, Himura-san?
Please!
"Uncle's usual study session"!
You've been doing this for 10 years now.
You've been on many shows.
It's hard to work outside in the summer, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Sometimes you even cry.
And people above you say things you don't know.
I don't know what you're saying, but please smile for now.
But that's how the world is.
But it's better to know than not to know.
Today, you're coming to an "Uncle's usual study session".
I see.
Do you know about this?
So, the members will be given tests about trends and events of Uncle's generation.
Tonight, they will learn the correct answers in the studio.
The one who got the highest score is...
Who is it?
Out of 30 questions, 22 questions were correct.
Who is it?
Asuka-chan.
Wow!
Asuka-chan, you're amazing!
I didn't know that!
It seems like you know a lot about the past.
I like things from the 90s and 80s.
That's one reason.
By the way, don't uncles usually talk about maths?
Well...
It's not maths, it's just a normal conversation.
I heard about it, so I did some research about it.
Asuka-chan, you like applications, don't you?
Yes, I do.
And the lowest score is...
Out of 30 questions, 0 questions were correct.
Who is it?
It's Ozono.
Ozono?
Yes.
Ozono is...
Ozono doesn't care about what we say.
Are you serious, Ozono?
Yes, I am.
Are you always like that?
Hey!
We've been talking about you for a long time!
You're right.
"Uncle's everyday first question".
In the movie "Dancing Great Operation", Detective Aoshima, who plays the role of Yuji Oda, said the famous phrase "I can't do it"!
I'd like you to say it in the way Yuji Oda plays the role of Aoshima in the movie, so I'd like you to tell Mr. Kimura how you say it.
Please say it like this at the end of the movie.
"I can't do it"!
So you put your answer in there and...
"Honyarara"!
"I can't do it"!
Please say it like this.
First of all, the test resumes. Oozono's answer.
Okay, Oozono, please!
"I can't dance"!
"I can't do it"!
Well, it's "Dancing Great Operation", you know?
I see!
Aoshima, dance!
Aoshima, dance now!
I can't dance!
I can't do it now!
That's not it.
Next, Iwamoto's answer, who is now 17 years old.
Iwamoto.
Yes.
Okay, here we go.
Please!
"I can't arrest you"!
Well...
You didn't know, did you?
I'm a detective, you know?
You're a detective, but you didn't know.
"I can't arrest you"!
If you can't arrest me, it's over for you, right?
But there was something close to this, right?
Well, well, well.
I guess you guys don't know, do you?
Seriously?
Next, Umesawa and Deka's answers.
Next, Ume, please!
I can't make eye contact with the criminal!
Shy!
Shy Deka!
Shy Deka is not good.
Hey, you're being called "shy"!
Look at the criminal's eyes and say, "Hey, you, what's up with you?!"
What's up with you?!
He's shy, isn't he?
He said it over the radio.
I thought it might be because he said it over the radio.
Why did you come up with this answer?
You're wrong.
Umesawa and Deka Aoshima's new famous quote is born!
Next up, Shinsenteri Kaki's answers!
Please!
I can't do anything!
Why not?
What's up with her?
Hey, something's wrong.
I can't do anything!
Did you think you could say "anything" there?
I can't do anything!
It's not "I can't do anything!"
This is the best scene!
Let's go with "takayama" then.
You know "takayama", right?
Yes!
Please!
I can't block the rainbow bridge!
That's right!
That's correct!
Yes!
I can't block the rainbow bridge!
However, this show is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the sponsors you see here.
I can't film at the rainbow bridge!
Well, Yuji Oda is a great actor, but...
...he's also done commercials for eye drops and...
...the world track and field games.
Hey, Tame!
I told Tamesse, "I'm glad I was born on earth!"
Oda is a famous person, isn't he?
Hey, Tame!
Is that a famous saying?
Next episode...
Chan-lin-chan!
What does "chan-lin-chan" mean?