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Hello!
We are Nojitaka! Continue!
We are the MCs for today, Banana Man!
And of course, Nojiaka!
What were you doing?
What were you doing at that moment?
What were you doing at that moment, everyone?
100 points!
Himawari-san, please announce the project we are doing today!
Please!
"Zu! No! Oh!" 100 points!
No! Oh!
Yes, so...
The first "Zu! No! Oh!" was "Wada", right?
That's right, the first one.
The second "Zu! No! Oh!" was "Nakamura", right?
That's right, "Zu! No! Oh!" was "Zu! No! Oh!"
And this is the third "Zu! No! Oh!", but it's been three and a half years since it was held.
That's right, and the members are also new.
The last "Zu! No! Oh!" was held in January 2018.
I see, I see.
This time, we will conduct an academic test for 41 people who could not participate due to work reasons.
They will test their knowledge of mathematics, science, society, and English and ask questions up to the third year of middle school.
The results of the test will be decided by the third "Zu! No! Oh!" member.
Will a new "obakustar" be born?
The average score for everyone is...
43 points.
100 points out of 100.
The average score is 43 points?
That's right, that's right.
It's a stupid class, isn't it?
Well, with 20 points out of 100 for each subject, the average score for this class is 43 points.
That's right.
It's a little embarrassing.
It's a little embarrassing to say.
Now, first of all, I would like to announce the top five people for this academic test.
Five smart people.
That's right.
Are you confident you can do it?
Are you confident?
Yes!
Hey, you can do it!
You're active, aren't you?
Yes!
I've been a college student since this spring, so I want to be in the top five.
That's right.
North side...
That's right.
Because it's K.O., you know?
That's right.
You're not the kind of person who would participate in a quiz contest like this, you know?
That's right.
Are you participating in a different contest?
Now, let me announce the top five people for "Zu! No! Oh!"
Here is the fifth place announcement.
Fifth place!
It's not coming, it's not coming, it's not coming, it's not coming.
It's not coming, so please prepare a drum roll or something.
An old man who can't do it is doing it now.
The fifth place has a total of 73 points.
Wow!
It's high, isn't it?
Wow, it's high.
It's written by Sato!
Yeah! It's there!
It's there, it's there, it's there, it's there!
He got 18 points for English, too.
Wow! He did it!
He's in second place or something like that.
In terms of social status, he's in 16th place, but he's the top Thai.
Wow! Wow!
He's the top Thai overall.
He's smart and well-balanced.
Wow! He's smart!
I didn't know the amount of milk pack.
I can study, but I can't solve general knowledge problems.
That's strange.
That's a genius opinion.
Next, 4th place.
Yamazaki Rena.
Oh! Yamazaki!
She's not here now.
That's right.
Her national language is top 18.
As expected of a radio DJ.
But her score is higher than others.
It's higher overall.
Yes.
So, you two are confident, but you're not here yet.
No, we're just getting started.
I'm not confident anymore.
What will you do? Will you lower your confidence?
I won't lower it.
You won't lower it.
That's good.
Next, 3rd place.
3rd place!
Overall score is 75 points.
Akimoto!
Wow!
For Akimoto, Rika is top 16 points.
What? Rika?
Yes, Rika.
Wow!
I didn't expect it.
Rika is top.
But overall, it's good on average.
She's smart.
She's smart because she's full of ideas.
That's right.
Otherwise, she wouldn't be here now.
She wouldn't be here now.
Yes, she's smart.
There are two people left.
The 2nd place goes to...
Yakumo!
Yay!
Overall score is 77 points.
Wow!
That's high.
Yes.
Overall, it's good on average.
I didn't expect it.
I'm happy.
I'm really happy.
What should I do?
That's good.
Thank you.
Why didn't you raise your hand?
I don't know.
I didn't raise my hand because of the situation.
You didn't raise your hand because of yourself.
The 3rd place goes to...
The 1st place goes to...
Kitagawa!
Yay!
That's good.
Kitagawa.
Overall score is 83 points.
Wow!
That's high.
No, no.
English is the only full score.
What?
English is...
Mathematics is also top.
Yes, mathematics is also top.
Society is also top.
Japanese and English are also good.
I'm really excited.
My hands are shaking.
Really?
Then, can you hold the camera for a moment?
No, no, no.
My hands are shaking.
You didn't make me shake, did you?
Your hands are shaking all of a sudden.
That's amazing.
But I'm happy.
You're happy, right?
That's good.
So, as you can see, "ZUNO" is in the top 5.
And now, we'll move on to the main event.
Now, this project starts from here.
It starts from here.
It's interesting.
Yes. From now on, I would like to extract "what is this answer?" and deliver it.
Understood.
Well then, first, I would like to start with the national language questions.
Here is the question.
Use the kanji "ana" and answer three idioms.
Oh, three.
You did this, right?
Yes, three answers.
Here is the correct answer.
"Ana" is high.
I've heard of it.
"Ana" is to stretch the lower jaw.
I've heard of it.
"Ana" is to laugh with a strong nose.
Now you know, right?
Well, this is the correct answer.
Yes, yes.
Let's see the answers you are curious about.
First of all, here is the answer from Endo.
"Hana" is to have a "bota" in the nose.
"Hana" is to step on "hana"'s foot.
"Hana" is to have "hana"'s foot.
"Hana" is to step on "hana"'s foot.
I don't know it very well.
"Hana" is to have a "bota" in the nose.
It hurts.
"Hana" is to have a "bota" in the nose.
"Hana" is to step on "hana"'s foot.
But I thought it might be possible, so I thought about it myself and had to write it somehow.
Well, you have to fill in the blanks.
And for the last one, well, let's call it a nosebleed.
Just don't shift it this much.
Let's call it a nosebleed.
You're talking about it now, aren't you?
Well, if you hear it, you'll know what I'm talking about.
Now, let's move on to Yoda's answer. Yoda.
Nosebleed.
Pig nose.
Is this what you mean by "nosebleed"?
Nosebleed, nosebleed, pig nose.
Answer three words using "nose".
That's right.
It's not "nosebleed", though.
I've lined up the words I know.
Nosebleed, nosebleed, pig nose.
Pig nose.
It's like Yoda's answer is punk, isn't it?
What is it?
Now, let's move on to Mr. Wada's answer to the first "brain king".
Mr. Wada's answer is this.
Which one?
When it's cold, nose water comes out. Because it's winter.
Wow, that's amazing.
That's amazing.
That's amazing, teacher.
It's a sense of hearing.
It's true.
It's a different dimension.
Why do you have to use your nose when you have to use your body?
Using my nose...
I thought "kaioku" was "gonshichigo".
You thought it, didn't you?
It's different from "kaiku", isn't it?
You thought it was "kaiku", didn't you?
Ah, if you say it like that, I'll know it.
Then you should say "kaiku" three times, right?
After you say it three times.
When it's cold, nose water comes out. Because it's winter.
Wow, that's amazing.
I want Mr. Prema to say it, too, in this case.
Now, let's move on to the next question.
Which one?
Using the word "suranokawa" to make correct sentences.
Oh, "suranokawa".
Yes.
Question using "suranokawa".
First of all, Asuka Saito will announce the correct answer.
Asuka-chan isn't here today, but...
Even though it's correct, there was a sentence like this, so...
In autumn and midsummer, "suranokawa" is hot.
Until I was 46 years old, I sat in Nogizaka 46.
Because I didn't want to give up my captain's seat.
Oh, I see.
No, no, no.
It's not good, it's not good.
This usage is correct.
It's correct, it's correct, it's correct.
It's correct, but...
It's the worst.
It's not the worst.
Isn't it a good thing?
"suranokawa" is hot.
I want you to do it like this until you're 46 years old.
No, no, no.
It's cool.
People who say "it's hot" or "it's cool" still say "suranokawa" is hot.
Speaking of which, it's correct, isn't it?
Yes.
And I'll tell you the answer of "akimoto" that was played.
Yes, "akimoto".
Yes, here it is.
Even though there is a banana man in my house, I slowly entered the studio and "suranokawa" is hot.
This is also correct.
Certainly, "suranoka" is hot in a new house, isn't it?
It's hot, isn't it?
It shouldn't be like that, but...
Well, it just happened to be used.
Well, it's a blessing in disguise, but...
It's a blessing in disguise, but...
And this is Yoda's answer, but please look at this one.
"Your "suranoka" is high, isn't it?"
This...
This is scary.
I'd like to ask Yoda about this, but what does this mean?
It's like "bake no kawa" (monster's skin)
It's like "dase ya omae no honshou wo dase ya" (reveal your true nature)
This is simply Yoda's answer.
I thought so, too.
I thought he was going to use "suranoka" as an excuse and say "suranoka" is ideal.
Even if there were no words like "suranoka" is high, I didn't have confidence.
At worst, if I could say "suranoka" is hot...
"suranoka" is hot, isn't it?
But it's correct.
"suranoka" is used like that, too.
And now, Mr. Wada.
Mr. Wada!
Mr. Wada's answer.
Don't you remember what it said?
Yes, I haven't remembered anything since earlier.
Good morning. Thank you for coming today.
Let's take a look at Mr. Wada's answer.
First of all, please peel off the skin of the surface of the fish.
What does it mean?
I didn't know that we call it "tsura-no-kawa" in the first place.
I thought "men-no-kawa" would be "men-no-kawa" and "men-no-kawa" would be "men-no-kawa".
I see.
Yes.
That's amazing.
"Kiyo"?
"Kiyo" is "kio".
That's amazing.
I see.
"Tsura-no-kawa" is "tsura-no-kawa".
Yes, I learned it today.
Thank you.
You're a great teacher today.
Thank you.
Let's move on to the next question.
It's a question from Yukichi Tsugaru.
Up, down, person, point.
Yes.
You have to use this question to answer this question.
Here is the correct answer.
Yes.
Points don't make people up, nor make people down.
You've heard of it, right?
- Yes. - I've heard of it.
- Let's start with Iwamoto. - Yes.
Up, down, person, up and down.
What is it?
Up, down, person, up and down.
- What is it? - I really don't know.
I was going to write "up, down, person, point" like a four-letter word.
- I see. - But I thought that wouldn't work.
So I wrote something like that.
What did you write?
But I knew it when I saw the correct answer.
- You knew the word, right? - I knew the word.
- I see. - It's funny.
- "Up, down, person, up and down." - "Up, down, person, up and down."
- Next is Ume. - Yes.
Let's go with Ume. Here is Ume's answer.
"People who take up land" is...
People who are strict about hierarchy.
- It sounds like it. - It sounds like it.
- It's all in there. - It's true. - It's all in there.
But isn't it strange?
- It's not strange. - It's not strange.
If it had nothing to do with Fukuza Yukichi's academic progress,
I would have been like, "Huh?"
- People who are strict about hierarchy know it well. - That's right.
- They take up land. - Yes.
- They take up land. - I see.
That's what Fukuza Yukichi was saying.
- No, it's the exact opposite. - It's exactly the opposite.
- She's saying that everyone is equal. - That's right.
Next is Shinuchi.
- Shinuchi's answer. - Yes. - Let's go with this one.
Heaven, earth, Yui are single people.
Yui are single people.
It's amazing that "heaven, earth, Yui are single people" can be written in kanji.
- That's right. - That's right.
Before this test, I happened to see it on YouTube or something,
and I thought, "Oh, it's this."
But when "heaven" and "earth" and "single" came up, I thought, "Oh, it's this."
- What's that? Is it a special effect costume or something? - That's right.
- People who write this usually go berserk. - That's right.
- This is exactly the opposite. It really doesn't make sense. - That's right.
- It's exactly the opposite of "net". - Next is Yamashita's answer.
Yes, Yamashita's answer.
There are many people up and down.
It looks like heaven will be taken away.
Oh, no. Yamashita, oh, no.
Hey, are you okay? "It looks like heaven will be taken away."
Are you okay? Is it serious?
There are many people up and down.
There are seniors and juniors.
It looks like heaven will be taken away.
- Oh, no. - Oh, no.
Relax, relax.
It looks like heaven will be taken away.
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It looks like heaven will be taken away.
From now on, it's math.
Math problem. Here is the problem.
Akimoto and Ikuta shared 5,000 yen of their allowance.
Ikuta had 500 yen more than Akimoto's double.
How much of Akimoto and Ikuta's allowance is it?
It's not simply half.
Is it a real scandal?
What?
You just don't know it.
It's hidden in places like this.
Here is the answer.
This is Yamashita's answer.
The answer is...
Akimoto has 1,500 yen.
Ikuta has 3,500 yen.
- That's right. - Yes.
Did you know it right away?
I knew it. It was an easy win.
- It was an easy win. - It was an easy win.
However...
Goto continues to answer math problems at elementary school level.
First of all...
Endo.
Huh? Was it a no-mark?
Did you think it was right?
Endo, here.
Huh?
Ikuta is right. 3,500 yen.
Akimoto, 1,000 yen.
If you add it up, it's 5,000 yen.
It's not right.
- Oh, I made a mistake. - It's not right.
- The addition is wrong.
It's 5,000 yen.
- Oh, I was wrong. - So it's 1,500 yen.
3,500 yen plus 1,000 yen equals 5,000 yen.
5,000 yen is gone.
Akimoto is in a pitiful state now.
He's lying a lot.
Akimoto got another 5,000 yen.
Next is...
Thank you for waiting, Sensei.
Good morning.
This is Wada Sensei's answer.
How much is 5,500 yen?
Akimoto got minus 5,000 yen.
Wow.
Why?
You got more than Gankin.
Where did you get that idea?
Sensei, to be honest,
why did you split 5,000 yen?
There's a reason for it.
First of all, I split 5,000 yen twice.
Why did you split it twice?
At first, I split 5,000 yen.
But Akimoto said he got 500 yen more than twice.
So I split it twice.
So you split 2,500 yen and 2,500 yen in half.
You split it twice and got 5,000 yen.
You got 5,500 yen more than 5,000 yen.
Yes, that's right.
When you got 5,500 yen,
why did you get 5,500 yen?
I don't know.
You got more than Gankin.
And why did you split it twice?
That's right.
Akimoto got minus 5,000 yen.
As expected of Daikai's brain.
It shines differently.
Next is about figures.
Take a look at this.
There is a diagram like this.
It's easy to understand even if you cut it with paper.
What happens when you assemble it?
This is also Sakaguchi's model answer.
Here it is.
Sakaguchi's model answer.
Is it a cylinder on top of a cylinder?
This is the correct answer, isn't it?
If you have to make a lot of things like this,
you have to make this pattern, right?
Is that what you mean?
There weren't many people who got the correct answer.
This is what happened in the diagram problem.
Nakamura.
Nakamura is not here today.
This is Nakamura's second diagram problem.
Let's take a look at Nakamura's diagram problem.
This is Nakamura's diagram problem.
It's like a mug cup.
Yay! The mug cup is complete!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Why is it like this?
How did you do it?
It became a mug cup.
It's like a half-moon.
Is there a space in that mug cup?
Is it open?
Was it open there?
What is it?
Syojo Daito.
After this, Rika will give a lot of answers!
Now, let's start with Rika.
Rika!
Rika's question.
Let's go.
First of all, please look at this question.
What is a small jar that can't be separated by making a material and more than that?
The answer is Yoda's answer.
Yoda.
Yes, this one.
Yoda knows this area well.
It came out.
Now, Yamashita.
Yes.
By the way, is it okay?
What do you call it?
Genshi.
Genshi is correct.
Yes, Genshi is correct.
Now, let's look at Yamashita's answer.
Here you go.
Motoko.
It's Motoko.
It's delicious.
You probably wrote Genshi, didn't you?
Yes, I thought I wrote it like that.
It's Motoko.
I don't want you to make such a mistake.
Is it primitive power?
Yes, it is.
Is it Motoko's power?
Now, here is the next question.
I don't know if you ask me again.
The order in which humans eat from their mouths.
Normally, you don't have to study this.
I think you know how to do it.
Let's look at the correct answer.
First of all, you eat food from your mouth.
Then you go to the cafeteria and say "i".
Then you say "shou chou", "dai chou" and "koumon".
This is the order in which humans eat and deliver food.
Even in this question, which answers human's digestive system,
there are many wrong answers.
Yamashita, you know, don't you?
Yes, I know.
Can you read it?
"i", "shou chou", "dai chou", "koumon".
Right?
Now, let's look at Yamashita's answer.
"i", "shou chou", "dai chou" and "benimon".
"benimon".
There are many wrong answers like "motoko" and "benimon".
The last one is flashy.
What does "benimon" mean?
It means "kou" in "kouhaku" and "koumon" in "koumon".
That's right.
Is it wrong? What is it?
It's "koumon" in "tsukihen".
"koumon" in "tsukihen" and "koumon" in "koumon" in "koumon" in "koumon".
Is it wrong?
Is "benimon" included in this question?
In the end, it's a flashy physical answer.
"benimon".
This is incorrect.
It's close, but it's a waste.
It's a waste.
Next is Nakamura-sensei.
Nakamura-sensei is not here today.
Nakamura-sensei's answer is this.
First of all, "kuchi" means "nose" from "shokudo" (canteen)
"kuchi" means "nose" from "shokudo" (canteen)
From this area, "nose" comes back.
And "i" again. It's the same as "ushi", right?
"i" goes first. "i" in "isui"...
Is "isui" even a place?
"i" goes first and "yo" in the end.
Not "shou", "yo".
"I" "yo"
And "yo" at the end. Where is it?
Where the hell are you?!
Yo!
Nice!
As expected of Nakamura-sensei of this world!
He's a little different!
After this,
Goto Medley will be awarded!
Now, Sakaguchi!
Yes!
Here is Sakaguchi's answer!
Let's say "mouth", "intestines", "intestines"
That's unfair!
"Intestines" is unfair!
You said it all!
I said it all!
You said "intestines", "pancreas", "intestines"
Oh, no!
"Intestines" at the end!
I want you to go back!
It's not dirty!
I don't like it!
Why is "intestines" unfair, first of all?
I know...
intestines
You know "intestines", "intestines", first of all?
Why are you asking me such a stupid thing?
It turned out like this...
"Intestines" at the end is amazing!
Even though you know "intestines", "pancreas", "intestines"
What do you think about "intestines" at the end?
Well, I think like this at the end...
If you think about it carefully, you'll know...
I wonder if I shouldn't have written it...
Because you're an idol!
An idol's body is like this...
Because you don't shit!
Ah!
It's an idol version!
It's a legendary body that an idol doesn't shit on!
Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
That's right!
Is this an idol version?
It's an idol version!
Ah! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm doing it properly!
I'm sorry!
Well, there were quite a few people who got this question wrong...
Ume
Let's go with "ume"
"Ume" is here!
Yes, it went in from the mouth...
"Shokudo" is here...
"Nodo" (throat)
Next, "hai" is here...
Ah! I'm going to die!
This is bad!
After that, "ini" is here...
At the end, "nyoudou" is here...
Ah!
I ate it all and now I'm peeing!
"Hai" is also bad!
Why is "hai" so bad?
This is bad!
It's not good for food to go into "hai" because it's a five-flavored "hai"
That's why it's divided here...
I see...
I don't know...
There are so many places you can go through...
There are too many "kuuran"s...
For now, I'm going to eat "ume" from the places I know...
That's no good!
Going into "hai" means you eat a lot, right?
I eat a lot!
If you go into "hai", it's a big problem!
That's a big operation!
I really don't know...
"Shokudo" and "nodo" are different, right?
"Shokudo" and "nodo"...
"Shokudo" and "kikan" are different...
They're both "hai"s...
If you go into "hai" and get "sekikomu", it's because you ate "kikan" or "nomimon"
"kikan" is connected to "hai"
I see...
Right?
I see...
Why do you say "I see"?
What's with you?
Why do you say "nyo" at the end?
It's embarrassing...
I understand...
"koko" is pretty interesting...
It's interesting...
"benimon" and "yo" are interesting...
"yo"?
You've been playing "yo" all along...
"yo" and "yo"...
It's interesting that "hai" comes up...
"yo"...
I wish you were here, Mr. Nakamura...
What are you doing now?
I'm playing "buta" now...
You're playing "buta"?
Good luck with "buta", Mr. Nakamura...
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