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SHITARA-SAN!
What is it?
HIMURA-SAN, please!
Matsumura Sayuri's graduation ceremony!
SHITARA-OH Decisive Battle!
Here it is!
SHITARA-OH Decisive Battle?
Matsumura said she wanted to do it, right?
Who is the woman of SHITARA?
She said it herself!
It's not SHITARA-OH, it's the woman of SHITARA!
Yes, who is the woman of SHITARA?
I want to prove it here and now!
That's amazing!
Matsumura has shown her love for SHITARA in past programs.
But, who is the woman of SHITARA who truly loves and respects SHITARA in Nogusaka?
Matsumura will propose a battle for SHITARA-OH's title before graduation!
I saw your Instagram today, so...
I don't like it!
I like it a lot, but don't you feel SHITARA-OH's love for you?
Ah, it's "be cool", you know?
It's "everybody be cool", you know?
Matsumura is doing it very carefully.
I want his attitude, not his words!
I see!
That's good!
That's good, isn't it?
Do the other members want to do it?
I'm sure they do!
The further you go, the thinner you get!
No, no, no...
Matsumura has already thought of what to do with the staff.
If you win, you'll get something!
If you win, you'll get a luxurious product!
Wait a minute! I reacted to "product", but...
That's not what I really mean!
And about this, I think I should join in!
If you think about it, isn't Himura-san the closest person to SHITARA-OH's woman?
Yes! The closest person to SHITARA-OH's woman is me, Himura!
I don't know what kind of attitude I should take this time.
Well, let's do it!
Himura-san, please!
SHITARA TUNA DRAWING!
First, it's a one-on-one tuna drawing battle!
If you can draw a photo of SHITARA in the middle of the tuna to your house, you win!
Only those who have strong feelings for SHITARA will survive in this tournament!
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
I'm not!
Of course you're not!
In other words, it's the power of love, right?
Actually, I said I wanted SHITARA's hair, not the photo.
Oh, fear!
I asked the hair and makeup artist and TEI to do it for me, but I ended up getting a photo.
Oh, fear!
Matsumura drama!
First up is Matsumura's team, YONCHISEN SEINYO!
I want Matsumura to win this.
I'm happy!
I'm just good at sports.
You want this, don't you?
Right, Matsumura?
Yes, I do.
Right?
I don't want to be a woman of STARA.
Right?
I want to be a woman of STARA.
I can't lose.
Then...
I'm scared.
STARA tug-of-war.
I'm scared.
I feel like I'm gambling with a rich man.
Ready...
Go!
Matsumura!
Isn't it amazing?
I don't like it.
Matsumura.
We're going to move on without Matsumura.
Right.
It was close.
STARA came right away.
Right.
STARA came right away.
Why?
Why did you propose this competition?
Next...
TAKAYAMA VS URUSAO for strength competition.
How do you feel about STARA tug-of-war?
I've been a STARA fan for 10 years.
Right.
Because TAKAYAMA is a member of HIMURA KIRAI III.
I'm a member of HIMURA KIRAI III.
Then, please invite me.
Right.
HIMURA has been staring at you.
Next, UME.
I don't think many people know about me.
But I love stealthily.
Thank you.
I won a tug-of-war when we played separately before.
So, I'm confident about it.
I see.
Right.
Let's do it.
Her legs are sticking out.
HIMURA, isn't it too strict for TAKAYAMA?
Her legs are sticking out.
Isn't it too strict for TAKAYAMA?
Her legs are sticking out.
It's too strict.
Her legs are sticking out.
Let's do it.
Ready.
I don't want to! I don't want to!
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's totally ume!
Matsumura and Kuzai's final match!
Who will win?
Well, please bring in Shitara!
Okay, let's do it! Ready...
Go!
Wow!
Wow, she got it back!
She got it back!
Good match!
It's a good match, but...
She got it back!
Wow, she got it back!
Just a little more!
Amazing!
Wow!
She got it back!
Wow!
She was so cool!
Now, it's Himura and Ume's match.
I'm not gonna win!
You're not gonna win!
So, we'll give you a handicap.
Oh, that's right.
A handicap with a woman who's exhausted?
It's not related!
The three-time champion, Himura, will compete with only one right hand.
How will this handicap sound?
But, Himura doesn't have much balance.
So, it's a chance for Ume.
Okay!
I know how to win.
Oh, really?
I know it!
Okay, let's do it!
Good luck!
I'll do my best!
Ready...
Wow!
What's that?
What's that Himura doing?
What's that?
Oh, Ume, you can do it!
Ume, you can do it!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Wait a minute, Himura-san, you're starting to feel sick.
What? What? What?
That Himura-san...
That Himura-san, what is it?
What is it?
Is that a way of winning?
Is that a way of winning, Ume?
Isn't it?
It's like Moai's stone.
It's not sick.
Don't say that you're sick.
Even though you won.
That was his strategy.
So, Himura-san won!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Ume, you were a little bad.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
I saw it! I saw it! What is it?
It looks like a weird person is fighting.
...and sponsored by these sponsors.
I'm so happy that I can watch it live.
Amazing!
It's amazing!
Now, let's move on to the next game. Himura-san, please!
Shitara, look this way and point!
Shitara and Himura will challenge 'look this way and point' one-on-one.
Within 30 seconds of the time limit,
if Shitara can face the direction of the finger snapping,
they will gain points.
Our hearts are already connected, so I'm sure everyone will face the direction of Shitara-san doing it.
That's right.
As expected, the whole game is filled with fear.
First up is Matsumura-san, who came up with the idea.
Matsumura-san, how about you?
I was thinking about it earlier, but now that I'm here...
Shitara-san...
is so close that my heart is pounding.
How do you feel when you see Shitara-san so close up?
Um...
It's simply embarrassing.
You just have to point this way, right?
First of all, we have to lose in rock-paper- scissors, right?
That's right. We're going to lose in rock-paper- scissors.
Wait a minute!
Huh? What's wrong with this girl?
What's going on?
Get into your zone!
Let's go!
Look this way and point!
Ready...
Start!
First up is rock-paper-scissors!
Look this way and point!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Look this way and point!
First up is rock-paper-scissors!
Look this way and point!
First up is rock-paper-scissors!
Look this way and point!
First up is rock-paper-scissors!
Look this way and point!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Look this way and point!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Look this way and point!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Look this way and point!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I can't do it!
You did it quite a lot.
I did it!
I did it once, though.
It was a good match, though.
Simply.
Is it like this?
Turn this way and go!
Next, Shinichi challenges "Turn this way and go!"
Turn that way...oh, sorry.
Oh, I lost.
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock- paper- scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper- scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper- scissors!
Yeah!
Perfect!
Four points!
Awesome!
Four points!
Yeah!
It was quick.
Besides, I got "Turn this way and go!" from Ms. Shitara, too.
That's right.
With double points, right?
Yes.
Oh, wonderful!
Thank you very much.
After that, Ms. Oso cleared "Turn this way and go!" and got four points each.
Turn this way and go!
Yeah, you cleared it!
Thank you!
It's a miracle for Matsuma to have zero points.
Oh, why is that?
The last one is Ms. Shitara's favorite, Himura!
I want to be Ms. Shitara.
Me, too!
I'm sure I can do it!
You're so cute!
I don't think I've ever won "Turn this way and go!" before.
"Turn this way and go!" doesn't happen.
Even if I do it in private.
Oh, you're right.
I don't think I've ever won it.
We often do "Turn this way and go!" with all our might.
Oh!
"Turn this way and go!" is interesting.
Right?
I'll show you "Turn this way and go!" with all my might.
I'm looking forward to it.
Then, "Turn this way and go!" Ready, go!
Turn this way and go!
This is the bond of a duo!
Kimura, miraculously succeeds in one shot!
Next up is this!
Here it is!
Cuteness Competition!
In an old-fashioned situation, Shitara and Kimura will improvise a cute line.
The member who makes Shitara the cutest gets points!
I see! That's how it is!
I'm embarrassed!
First of all, the situation these three will try is...
Matsumura, did you come up with it?
Yes, I did!
I see!
I came up with it, too!
Shitara is 48 years old.
He's already 48 years old.
It seems like he forgot his jacket in the studio.
Yes, yes.
Can you hold that jacket in your hands and say a word?
I think I can do it!
I think you can do it!
Then, let's begin!
Shitara and Kimura's Cuteness Competition!
Ready...
Start!
Hey, Osamu!
I forgot my jacket!
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
Hey, you changed your perfume, didn't you?
I liked the smell of it before, but I like it now, too!
Thank you!
Yes! I won!
This kind of pattern.
Is this a "kyun" dance?
I've known Osamu-kun's smell for a long time.
I thought it was close.
Yes! Thank you!
Next, Higuchi will try "kyun" lines.
Wow! I'm thinking about it right now.
That's amazing!
Are you okay, Higuchi?
Yes! I'm okay!
Are you okay?
That's fast!
Then, let's go!
The first "kyun" line!
Ready...
Start!
Sara-san!
Yes?
You forgot your jacket!
Oh, thank you!
You're so cute!
No, it's nothing.
Osamu...
Yes?
Give me your jacket.
You're a little shy, aren't you?
I'm not shy. We're a couple now.
You're cute.
It's like we're dating or something like that.
How do you feel, Higuchi?
I feel like we're dating in secret.
It's embarrassing.
You have a good one.
It's good.
What will Kubo show us next?
It's difficult, isn't it?
Let's start from a different direction.
It's difficult.
It's a different direction.
Let's start.
Start!
Thank you for recording today.
I forgot this.
Thank you.
It's cold lately.
I'm lonely if I can't see you tomorrow because of a cold.
Here you are.
Thank you.
I won!
You're cute.
You're kind.
I feel like I'm longing for you.
It's not "thank you," it's "here you are."
I should have said that.
That's what it is.
My shoulders hurt lately.
It doesn't matter.
I don't know which one of you is right.
It's not two of you.
It's three of you.
The one who made me nervous the most is...
Kubo!
You did it!
What's the score?
I was nervous.
Higuchi was nervous.
Matsumura was nervous.
It's a different direction.
It was good.
Kubo was good.
Next, let's start with these three people. First of all, Hoshino will challenge. What is the topic situation?
A shop to see Osamu's favorite household appliances seems to have found something you like. A word that will make Osamu happy here.
A word that will make you happy there?
Yes. Why did you think of such a situation?
When I went to a household appliance shop at Himura- shou, I really liked the fact that Mr. Shitara would tell me what he recommended and what was really good, so I wanted to feel like I was living with Mr. Shitara.
This is difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult, isn't it?
Do you think of it in such a short time?
Then let's go.
Ready, start!
There are various things.
That's right.
This is good. I found this good one.
I thought you would like it too.
After all we go well with each other.
Yes, I did it!
That's a good one.
You put a ball like this in such a place.
You are good.
Hoshino is good at that kind of thing.
Was it okay?
It was a good one.
No, no. That one was completely like this, wasn't it?
It was like "oh".
I'm relieved.
Ah, this is pretty good.
Okay!
Will Hoshino be able to do it? Himura's challenge!
I didn't want to do it with you, Mr. Himura.
Eh, wait a minute.
This is...
Mr. Himura, as an assistant...
Of course!
Can you do it?
I'll do it. Matsumura.
Shitara-san, cue lines. Ready, start!
Is there a good one?
Isn't this hot plate good?
This hot plate is good, isn't it?
This is good, isn't it?
This is amazing!
This is the best!
Like this, the outlet...
Ah! It's reaching me!
Eh?
You did it!
What does this mean?
No, no matter what you do...
I don't think you can do this confrontation alone!
That's right.
Will there be a revenge? Matsumura's challenge!
Ready, start!
After all, this robot vacuum cleaner...
Ah, I want this Roomba!
This is good!
Ah, this is good!
Ah, it's a front end!
Isn't it?
It's amazing!
The suction power seems strong, too!
But you know...
Instead of putting this Roomba...
If you leave me at home...
I'll suck up all the garbage coming out of Shitara-kun!
"I'll suck up all the garbage"?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's amazing!
It's scary! It's like a youkai garbage vacuum!
It's amazing!
Look!
Thank you!
It's scary!
The winner is, of course...
Hojiro!
Hojiro, are you happy?
Go!
I did it!
The next confrontation...
Shitara Quiz!
Himura's Shitara knowledge exploded!
Oh, here it comes, Himura-san!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Narcos!
Oh, Narcos!
It's huge!
High school club activities!
Yes, Himura-san!
Yes, Chobu!
Himura is in a point-solitary state, and in the end...
The last question is...
Himura's Shitara smell assessment quiz!
Smell assessment?
Oh, it's like Natsumura!
Shitara, Himura, each of you smell a bag containing the clothes of the program artists.
If you can guess the smell of the bag, you will gain points!
Um...
It's not like I want to do it.
Natsumura said it, didn't he?
Yes, I thought I could definitely guess it.
I see.
You know the smell.
Yes.
Is this picture okay?
These members will try to guess the smell of STARA.
You don't know the smell of STARA at all, do you?
If it's a member's smell, I know what it is.
Hanain?
I'm from Hanain.
But I haven't been that close to STARA.
What about you, Yoda?
I'm from Manseibien.
Wow, you're from Manseibien.
Matsumura, you can't miss this part, can you?
That's right. I'm very confident about it.
If it's a member's smell, I'm confident about it.
Hanain, do you know what it is?
Ume wants to participate in this game.
Ume can't win even if he tries so hard.
I'll do my best.
Okay.
Takayama, your nose is broken.
You're drowsy.
When I watch the game, I get jealous.
I really want to win.
But I think I have to ask you.
What do you mean?
Be careful of me sometimes.
Okay.
So, these eight people will challenge to see if they can smell it or not.
If we react too much, people will find out.
It's okay. You can check it by yourself.
I got it.
It's suspicious.
Isn't it suspicious?
I don't like it.
Matsumura didn't hesitate and inhaled the rest of "b" and "c".
Okay.
I got it.
I'll go back and smell it.
Okay.
Go ahead, Yoda.
Yoda finally checked it.
My nose is itching.
Everyone is drawing so hard.
One of them is yours, Himura-chan.
What? You're not participating!
That's good.
After this, the other members also checked the smell.
What is this picture?
I really like this picture.
It's like a professional painter.
I knew it right away.
Really?
Himura-san's nose is itching too.
You're like a stupid dog.
You don't look like you know it.
So, are there any members who got the smell of shitara?
Okay, let's check it together.
Which one is shitara's clothing?
One, two, go!
C, A, B.
A, C, B, A, C.
What?
All of them are correct.
It's totally different.
Seriously?
Who was the one who smelled shitara?
First, let's check A's clothing.
Whose?
Isn't it yours?
This is not my clothing!
It's distorted!
There were people who said they like it.
I like it.
Whose is it?
It's not mine. It's either of them.
Next, let's check B's clothing.
Wow, it looks like this.
This is also mine!
B!
It's two B's!
Wow!
A is Himura-san's!
A is mine!
A is Himura-san's!
A is mine!
Matsumura, you got it wrong!
No, I thought it was A for sure!
So you like Himura-san, don't you?
Is that it?!
I got it!
But, Takayama, here...
Wow!
You got it right away!
Really?!
Yes!
I don't think there's a lot of smell!
No, it smells like pheromone!
Pheromone?!
No, no!
Hey, you got it right away!
Of course, I know!
What's with you?!
And with that, the match is over!
The first place winner is...
With 6 points, it's Himura-san!
Yeah!
I brought you here, so I want you to win!
I want you to win!
I wasn't able to win this time,
but I think I was able to convey my love to you.
I couldn't get rid of the feeling that you were making fun of me.
By the way, for the winner,
Matsumura, you got an expensive prize!
Actually, I was going to get it, but...
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
Wow!
It's an "I" guitar ring!
Cute!
Wow!
Everyone, today...
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
Since you won, Himura-san...
Thank you!
Then, Starlow-san, please...
Wow!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Wow, it's tough!
Can you do it with both hands?
Cute!
Will Matsumura achieve his dream next time?!