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Nogizaka, more and more!
Don! Nice to meet you! I'm Banana Man, the host of "Nogizaka, more and more!"
And of course, Nogizaka-chan!
Yakiimo! (roasted sweet potato)
Imura-san! Can you tell us today's topic?
Lies out of store!
What's this?
She's been a unique character since the beginning of "Kanin",
but recently she's been bringing in tricky episodes no matter what you ask her about.
"Three-dimensional Yoda Yuuki"!
Tonight, she'll create a quiz from interviews with Yoda with various questions!
We'll get closer to her true self with the members!
This is Yoda-sensei, the main character.
But Yoda isn't here.
Yoda isn't here?
Let's say Yoda is in a different room.
Yoda!
Yes!
Yoda!
Today's quiz is about Yoda!
No, I'm a little confused.
Really?
When I checked my schedule,
it said Yoda Quiz.
I was like, 'Did I do something wrong?'
You have a great personality.
It's totally normal, but...
That's right!
To tell you the truth about Yoda,
in a quiz called 'Nogizaka's Average Point Queen,'
she's chosen as the queen,
so she's actually the main character of Average Point.
That's unbelievable!
It's unbelievable, isn't it?
That's also possible.
When we did a project called 'Teihen,'
she was also chosen as Teihen.
There's a difference.
That's right.
Himura-san doesn't know about it either.
Himura also participated in the quiz.
Each correct answer earns one point,
and the member who earns the most points in the end
will receive a luxury product from Yoda.
Yes, I prepared it for you.
Yoda did?
Yes.
A luxury product.
A Yoda who doesn't know the rules of the game prepared it for you?
Then, let's start
the Yoda Quiz who doesn't know the rules of the game!
What is the name of Yoda's grandfather?
It's Tsugio-san,
but originally it was supposed to be Taro,
but his grandfather's mother
was born and raised alone,
and they wrote 'Jinan' instead of 'Ran',
so they wrote 'Jinan' instead of 'Ran',
but it was reflected as it was,
and it can't be helped,
so it became 'Tsugio'.
What is the origin of Yoda's name?
Actually, it wasn't like that,
but originally it was supposed to be 'Tsugire'.
Here it is.
Well, I'm surprised by this episode.
It's shocking.
Actually, it was supposed to be 'Taro'.
It was 'Taro-san', wasn't it?
But when he was born and raised alone,
he wrote 'Jinan' instead of 'Ran',
and it became 'Tsugio'.
It's quite different.
It's very interesting.
And from that episode,
Yoda became 'Yuki'.
Why did he become 'Yuki'?
Even though he was 'Tsugire', he became 'Yuki'.
Yes.
Go ahead, Hojino.
Well, the moment he was born,
he cried out 'Yuki'.
No way!
That's how much you want to go, don't you?
Well, you know...
It's like a baby crying out 'Yuki~'
"Too bad." "It's completely different?"
Let's see the answer. Here it is.
Originally, it was supposed to be Sumire, but it was too late for it to come out of her stomach and her face color was very bad and she wasn't cute at all.
Sumire was named after her and was said to be pitiful. Her father's name is Yuzo and her mother's name is Yuki, so she was named Yuki between her father and mother.
I don't know this!
I'll never get this right!
I don't think my parents would have named me Sumire the moment I was born.
In the end, you became cute, didn't you?
Right? Yoda.
Yes.
It was actually Sumire.
That's right, but it wasn't Sumire's face, and it was Yuki.
And for my grandfather, even though he was a first-time grandchild, he said "pitiful" and "ugly" in his car on his way home.
She wasn't that cute.
What kind of face was that?
She wasn't the cutest.
Out of all the babies out there, I think she wasn't the cutest.
All right, let's move on.
Yoda Quiz
I want to win.
I might not even get a point.
What does Yoda always cry about when he sees this?
I don't know.
Maybe he cries when he sees his grandfather or grandmother or close relatives who have passed away.
What a touching reunion!
What is Yoda's most respected historical figure?
Huh?
Historical figure?
Huh?
This is hard!
Asuka Saito.
Oh, that's what it is!
All right.
I've heard of him as a person, but he has eight middle fingers.
I know!
That's a good one!
I hope everyone understands more and more about Yoda.
That's a good one!
But I've met someone like him before.
Huh?
All right, next.
Tetsuko Kuroyanagi.
I know, I know!
Oh, that's a good one!
Fukuzawa Yukichi.
Oh, I've never met him before.
I don't know this one!
Here is the correct answer!
What is this?
In history... Asada Mao-san.
That's why she is a sportswoman!
In a broad sense, she is a sportswoman of Japanese history.
In that sense, she may be a historical figure.
Love is a measure of health and prevention.
- Yoda. - Yes.
Why did you say that?
I like watching figure skating since I was little.
I got a lot of courage from Asada Mao-san.
In a broad sense, she is a historical figure.
She is a historical figure.
- Well... - That's right.
Thank you very much.
She gave up.
She is a winner if she gets even one point.
She is a winner!
Yoda Quiz
What kind of program does Yoda want to appear in?
It may be difficult due to my personal life,
but it is a program where I interact with animals.
Something I don't usually interact with.
Here is the question.
What kind of animal does Yoda want to interact with?
Here we go!
A chance!
This is a chance!
I think she is talking about animals.
- Hayano. - Hayano.
- Mammoth. - Mammoth.
She seems to say that.
That's her world.
Something I don't usually interact with. Mammoth.
- Mukai. - Dog!
It's not a dog.
Something I don't usually interact with.
I said "dog" and she said "mammoth".
Please wait. Here is a hint.
It's an animal with hair.
An animal with hair?
I see.
Yes! A boar!
No, it's not.
Let me give you one last hint.
"Mukai".
"Kegani"?
Wait, wait.
Oh, that was a great hint!
I was about to give you a hint and you said "mukai".
I said "kegani" and you said "animal with hair".
No, no.
What did you say?
You said it quite well.
A show where you interact with animals?
You can interact with big pandas and bears that you don't usually interact with.
Big pandas?
Big pandas and bears?
This is a good one!
I don't like it!
You like pandas?
I like pandas!
You said "big panda" but you don't like "small panda"?
I don't like it!
She said "I don't like it" and now she's scared.
Even if it's a small panda, it's cute.
At least I want it to be bigger than you, Mr. Ohimura.
If you interact with something like that, people will think you're joking.
I want to be carried on my shoulders.
You want to be carried on your shoulders by a big panda?
Yes, it's a dream.
It's a dream.
Kokoadetosu
This happens sometimes, everyone.
Oh, I see.
Everyone, you still have zero points.
It's too bad.
"Yoda Quiz" in the arcade.
If Yoda could only take one thing with him to a deserted island, what would it be?
Something to go home with, like a boat.
If you don't have a proof that you can go home, you can't enjoy a deserted island, can you?
What is it? Is it not allowed?
You can turn on the lights and fire if you work hard.
"Yoda Quiz" in the arcade.
She rejected "something to go home with", but it's not like that.
What is it? Is it not allowed?
Me.
Is it not allowed?
It's not.
Why? Why do you think like that?
She's been a pervert for a while.
I felt like she said it to me before, but it seems like it's not.
Oh, you want me to take you to a deserted island?
I was going to leave it there.
Okay, I got it.
Salt.
I see, you were about to say it.
Spear?
Spear.
I see, for survival.
Oh, Himura-san.
Swimsuit.
You said you wanted to have fun.
Isn't it like swimming? Swimming like that.
No, it's not like that.
I'll give you a big hint.
Since you grew up on an island, you thought about it for survival.
Swimsuit.
Swimsuit is wrong.
Okay, Mukai.
Barbecue?
Barbecue, you like it, don't you?
It's wrong, Ume.
Gun.
Correct!
I thought you wouldn't say it again!
I'm happy!
Okay, please look at the correct video.
Gun!
Is this correct?
It's correct!
If you work hard, you can light a fire.
A gun.
For when I become a doctor.
She thinks she can get a gun.
I can't think of a gun.
I can't think of one.
What?
This is amazing.
She got one point.
Yoda.
Yes.
You can't get a gun.
You can't?
What?
But you said you can get anything.
Wait, you think you can get a gun in Japan?
What do you think?
I think I can get a vision.
Oh, you can get both guns.
But if I fight a wild animal, I will definitely lose.
In that case, if I have a gun, I can fight.
I can even become food.
Wow.
That's amazing.
Wow, you got one point.
Wow.
You can win.
You will probably win.
Yoda Quiz.
What is Yoda's special skill?
Special skill...
What?
There is no point.
Yes, Sato.
Imitating an animal's cry.
Oh.
Is this correct?
Well...
I will give you one point.
But there are other things besides that.
Oh, I see.
Yes, Sato.
Voice percussion.
All of a sudden, Yoda said, "Voice percussion."
That's not it.
Yes, Yamashita.
DIY.
That's not it.
You do it, don't you?
It's not a special skill, is it?
Yes.
Yes, Yamashita.
Cleaning a drainpipe.
Special skill?
I will give you a hint.
You can do things you are good at by looking around you.
Oh.
Yes, Ume.
Moving your ears.
Correct!
Wow!
I've seen it before!
There are more.
There are more?
Yes.
There is one more around the face.
You can make your lymph flow.
That's close.
What?
Lymph.
Yes.
You can remove your chin.
Chin?
Yes.
You can make your chin droop.
Correct!
What's your specialty?
Specialty...
Well...
I can move my ears a lot.
Can you move your ears?
I can move my ears a lot.
Can you see?
Wow! You can move your ears!
Can you move your ears?
I can move my ears a lot.
Wow!
You're plain.
What about your face?
I can...
I can move my chin a lot.
Really?
Can you go back a little?
I'm good at strong massages.
It doesn't hurt even if my dad pushes me hard.
Wow!
It has iron in it.
Wow!
Othello!
Othello is really strong.
Othello!
I don't think I'll lose.
Wow!
I can imitate a dog's voice.
Wow!
I think I've done it before.
I can speak like a dog.
I've had a dog since I was born.
And I've been talking to that dog all the time.
It's...
Wow! You want me to talk to you.
It responds back to me.
Can you say a word to yourself?
Woof!
It's difficult!
So, the question is...
What did Yoda say just now?
Woof!
It's difficult!
Woof!
It's difficult!
What is this?
Now, "woof" is...
What did you say?
Did you say something?
Yes, but...
Always, thank you! Always, thank you!
"Always, thank you" is wrong!
It's wrong!
Let's connect it to "woof" and listen to it again live!
I want to hear it!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
Let's do it again with a doggy voice!
Woof!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors!
Can you do it one more time?
Woof!
It's not different from before, is it?
It's completely different!
But you're doing it!
Woof!
This one!
Yes, say it again!
Waffle?
Woof!
No!
Woof!
If you say "waffle" with this, I'll laugh!
Didn't you say you can talk?
Oh, you said "waffle"!
Woof! Woof!
It's not "waffle"!
Emojino!
It looks like it's going to rain today!
That's cute!
It looks like it's going to rain today!
Oh, no!
Here it is! The champion candidate, Ume!
I love you!
Oh, it's close!
It's close?
Too bad!
No, no!
Here's the correct answer!
Woof!
What did you say?
Let's play!
Let's play! Someone didn't say it!
She didn't say it. Let's play!
I forgot about it, but when I was little, I searched about dogs on the Internet and thought it meant "let's play".
If it's "woo", it's threatening, but if you say "wan" after "woo", it will wag its tail and come over here.
Did you talk to the dog properly?
We talked a lot.
That's great.
There are prizes.
That's right.
Please do your best.
We have prizes ready for you.
I want you to say it, too.
I want to win.
You won't win at all.
I want to give it to you, too.
Why don't you call me a little bit?
Himura.
Oh, you, too.
Yoda Quiz
If Yoda switches places with Himura, what would you do first?
I would stand up and...
If it were Himura...
I would jump about three times first...
And then...
I would walk around the city like that...
And then...
I would go to a massage shop and get a really strong massage.
Why?
Who do you think will win if you play against Yoda and Himura?
I don't know.
Oh, it's like this.
Here you go, Himura.
Look over there.
No.
Here you go.
Sumo.
I'm going to win in sumo.
No.
But...
Sumo...
Here you go, Hojo.
Finger sumo?
No, not fingers.
Hair sumo?
It's not hair sumo, Yuki.
Arm sumo?
It's not arm sumo, Agimoto.
Hand press sumo?
It's not hand press sumo.
Here you go, Temiya.
Wrestling.
Why all of a sudden?
I think I'm going to win.
Karate.
Karate...
I'm going to win.
Am I that weak?
Shiri-zumo.
It's not shiri-zumo, is it?
Yes.
How about you, Hayao?
Ken-ken.
Correct!
Ken-ken sumo.
What is ken-ken sumo?
It's a game where you defeat your opponent while ken-kening.
I'm going to win.
There's more.
There's more?
Here you go, Agimoto.
Othello is...
Correct!
She said it!
I don't know.
Kenken Zomo.
He stands with one leg and pushes like this.
And Kakurenbo.
This is...
I don't know. Othello.
And...
Something you press and drop.
Like a helmet.
A round...
I think I can win.
I think I can win. Because I beat Ume-chan.
I thought you were weak.
Let me ask you something.
I thought you were weak in many ways.
In many ways.
But I'm strong.
But Kenken Zomo Himura doesn't lose.
I think you're strong.
I have a sense of balance.
I always cross thin roads, bridges and logs.
Why?
I want to play against you someday.
I want to play against you.
Are you good at Kakurenbo?
I'm good at hiding.
I can't be noticed.
No way!
I think I can hide in places where no one enters.
I can climb high places and go low places.
I think I can stick to the ceiling.
What do you mean?
You can stick to the ceiling?
I used to stick to the ceiling of the hallway of my house.
When I was at home.
With Kakurenbo?
Yes.
Do you mean you stick with your hands?
I stick with my hands.
Wow!
Wow! Othello is strong.
I've been playing with my grandfather since I was in elementary school.
I don't think I'll lose much.
With Othello?
With Othello.
That's right.
With Othello.
Yoda Quiz
How old can Yoda live?
What does Yoda eat for the last day of his life?
I like my usual meal.
What does Yoda eat for the last meal of his life?
What does Yoda eat for the last day of his life?
Grapefruits!
Correct!
There is more!
Panic!
Correct!
Grilled meat!
Correct!
Grilled sweet potato!
Correct!
Natto!
Incorrect!
Natto!
Incorrect!
It's like a menu.
Go ahead.
Chanja!
Correct!
White rice!
There is more!
Akanishigai!
Correct!
How do you know?
I was wondering what it is.
I see you eat a lot.
Akanishigai is amazing.
You eat a lot for the last meal of your life.
I like my usual meal.
I wake up in the morning and eat basashi, grapefruits and natto.
I like eating natto with chanja and white rice.
For lunch, I eat akanishigai, sushi and grilled meat.
I want to eat grilled sweet potato and drink alcohol.
She drank alcohol.
What do you want to eat?
What is red stone crab?
It is sold in 7-11.
Red stone crab with sweet soy sauce and wasabi.
Is it like a red sea bream?
Yes, I like it very much.
What do you eat at the end of your life?
I usually eat sushi or my mother's curry rice.
What do you eat with red stone crab and natto?
I always eat red stone crab, grapefruit and natto in the morning.
It's my routine.
When I eat red stone crab, I definitely want to eat grapefruit.
When I eat grapefruit, I definitely want to eat natto.
If you eat grapefruit, it's over.
I don't know what you mean.
Next is the final question.
The last one is a 5-point question based on variety rules.
What would you do if you suddenly got a million yen?
First of all...
The final answer of the quiz is...
Here is the last question.
What would you do if you suddenly got a million yen?
Hayamashita.
I would change the floor of my house.
That's good.
One more time.
I would count it.
That's right!
She is the winner!
What did you think of that answer?
Why did you count it?
You are the winner!
I would count it from one.
Are you kidding me?
Don't you want to count it?
Is it true?
Why did you count it?
It's not like that!
Yes, so Mukai's count is correct! Mukai wins 5 points!
What is this?
So, what did Yoda prepare for her?
Ta-da! What is it?
It's just a kotatsu blanket I had at home.
Is it still not in use?
No, it's not in use.
And there is one more thing. It's a jigsaw puzzle of the floor I replaced.
Is it a jigsaw puzzle?
It's a jigsaw puzzle!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
It's a new floor.
Did you make it new?
I made it new.
...as provided by these sponsors.
It's not fun at all to make a jigsaw puzzle.
It's quite difficult.
It's tough!
I was really looking for a new jigsaw puzzle.
Are you serious?
Are you a soloist?
It's like a jigsaw puzzle.
"Mobile Preference" nationwide tour in midsummer.
General release details can be found on the official website.
"Blu-ray" under construction in Nobusaka.
All four titles in each category will be released on August 18th.