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Nogizaka, let's eat up!
Don! Nice to meet you. I'm the host of "Nogizaka", Bananaman.
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
One, two...
Let's use it!
"Let's use it!" Sounds scary.
Now, let's get started. Himura-san, please announce today's project.
Please!
"Shitara Army" reward! Presentation!
Tonight, Shitara Army members who won "Shinshun Game"
will present their prize money of 160,000 yen.
Based on everyone's votes, we will use the prize money chosen first in the program.
First, Saito Asuka's idea of "how to use prize money."
First, I want to use this.
This is a chair height.
It's normal.
If it's a chair height, then this is...
This is what we use during recording.
That round...
It's like a wooden pipe chair.
This is really tiring.
My back hurts.
What kind of chair is this?
The seat surface is soft.
Of course, you need a backrest.
If you add an elbow rest, I'd be happy.
It's quite a gorgeous chair.
I've never seen a chair like that in Hinadan.
It's rare.
But if all the members come and spend nearly 40 yen...
Is 160,000 yen enough?
I don't think it's enough.
It creates a gap.
Isn't it?
It looks...
It's okay as it is?
Yes, it's okay as it is.
Only these members have different chairs.
Don't say that.
If you say that, I'll hate you for the rest of my life.
It's not that obvious of a gap.
It's just that the chairs are different.
It doesn't look that gorgeous, so it's okay.
But...
I think this type is good.
It's easy to take.
What do you mean?
Is there any merit in this?
In this chair?
If you have a backrest, you can share it with the person behind you.
But...
There's a step.
I want a backrest.
We always have a backache, too.
When we sit like this.
This backrest is not for sitting down.
I'll tell you what's good.
When you go on a trip, even if you have a backrest, you can't use it.
You don't have to sit so low like a veteran.
Young people should sit a little low.
You have to sit a little low like this.
You don't need a backrest or elbow rest on this show, do you?
I like that one.
The one with a desk.
Oh, that one?
That's for when you're working or eating.
That's for eating or studying.
You don't use it.
Can you say, "Wait a minute"?
Yes, if you have this here...
Wait a minute, try it.
See, it hits.
It's too late.
It's creepy.
It's creepy, isn't it?
It's creepy.
Why do you do that?
If I say that, the young man next door will take it.
I heard something about chairs, but among the other "Sakamichi" programs, our chair is the cheapest.
Is that so?
However, it's not because it's Nogizaka or something like that, it just happens to be like that.
The outside is outside, isn't it?
Yes, inside is inside.
Inside is inside.
Well, if the chair is impossible, I think this one can do it.
Here it is.
Massage.
What does this mean?
For some reason, the recordings during the construction of Nogizaka come on the next day when we are very busy or very tired.
It started with a complaint.
Well, it's because we're busy.
It's our schedule, isn't it?
Even when we're busy, we record it.
Because it's your regular show every week on air.
That's right.
We record it.
After all, it's our show and we want to do our best.
Oh, I see. You're positive.
Yes, we're positive.
So, I don't know what recording time is good, but please record only the bus stop.
Well, only from up here.
Yes, during the construction of Nogizaka, everyone gets a massage on the lower part of their feet.
It was during the construction of Nogizaka, wasn't it?
There's no such thing like that.
Why do you get a massage on your lower part of your feet during construction?
Do you get a foot massage during construction of Nogizaka?
Yes, yes.
That's because of people around you.
No, no, no.
Why do you get a foot massage only on your lower part of your feet?
No, but I do my best on my upper part of my feet.
No, no, no. That's impossible.
I've never seen a show like that.
You get a foot massage all the way from your lower part of your feet.
That's right.
Do you have a massage machine?
No, it's a masseuse.
A masseuse?
He comes and gets a foot massage.
No, it's quite expensive to hire a masseuse and get a foot massage.
How much does it cost to go to a massage shop in the city?
It costs a lot of money.
The Thai massage shops I go to are very cheap.
I think Thai people come there.
No, no, no.
Even if Thai people come there, I think it's cheaper to go there if you have something to say.
I see, I see.
If you only watch the show, you might be able to get a foot massage only by swiping.
That's right.
When you watch "Hitkigan"'s "V" show...
No, but...
It doesn't feel good. It's really bad.
If you want to massage that much, I think it's better to go to a massage shop and spend money.
But why do you want to do it in the middle of the show?
I want to end it here.
That's what you mean, right?
I want to do my best here.
Next, what is Ume-sama's way of spending the prize money?
My way of spending is...
Ta-da!
Recommended food!
It's good.
It's this kind of season.
That's right.
We spend less time at home during the stay-at-home period,
so I think everyone is eating delicious food at home.
I think it's good.
I see. So everyone is different?
That's right.
With this number of people?
That's right. Of course, Mr. Shitada is like that.
Me too!
The members are like that.
I think it's the most realistic.
Budget-wise, too.
Certainly.
Everyone is peaceful.
Certainly.
One person is about 10,000 yen.
That's right.
It's not just one person.
I think it's a plan that everyone can eat happily.
Everyone is like, "This is delicious."
I think there is.
Pick-up service and so on.
Oh, there is such a thing.
I don't care about it at all.
That's good.
I'm weak.
For example, what is this?
I'm really into it, too.
Kaneyoshi Yamamoto's roast beef.
Is Kaneyoshi Yamamoto a boxer?
No, no.
Of course, there is roast beef from such a shop.
Anno sweet potato truffles.
Anno sweet potato truffles?
What do you mean?
Chocolate is coated around the paste-like anno sweet potato.
Truffle chocolate?
That's right.
There is also a caramel sweet potato specialty store.
There are various delicious things.
Everyone collects such things.
Moreover, this is probably Himura.
Why did you call me once?
What's wrong with you?
I didn't mean to make you cry.
You usually say "Himura", but you said it.
What's wrong with you?
You usually say "Himura", but you said it.
I was going to say "Himura Army", but Himura-san and the people of Himura Army who are watching now can enjoy the same taste as us for free.
Himura-san, if you want to join us, you can do it for free.
Of course.
We can do it for free.
You can buy it at this price.
That's right.
So everyone can be happy.
Since we are talking about Himura Army, I think it's better for Himura-san to pick up what she likes.
What do you mean?
Himura Army.
What do you mean?
Only me?
If you are a Himura Army member, I think it's better for you to pick up what you like other than what Himura Osamu likes.
What do you mean?
If I were Himura Army, it would be better for Himura Osamu to pick up what he likes.
If you were Himura Army, it would be better for Himura Osamu to pick up what he likes.
He would like to pick up gummy or sweet potato chips.
He likes sweet potato chips very much.
Why don't you say that?
Because it's low in calories.
It's true.
He doesn't eat much of it.
He eats only gummy and sweet potato chips.
He is eating them in self-restraint.
Why don't you say that?
Matsumura used to do it in the past, but now you have a good one for rice, don't you?
I have one recently.
What is it?
Recently, I make rice with seaweed and butter.
What is it?
I don't know it.
It's a bottle of seaweed and butter.
Do you eat it with rice?
I eat it with rice and it's amazing.
Do you put seaweed in butter?
It's like that if it's just a name, but it doesn't taste like seaweed and butter.
What does it taste like?
It tastes like a lot of things.
Why don't you tell me in the end?
What does it taste like in the end?
Seaweed and butter are probably the raw materials, but when you combine them, it doesn't taste like seaweed and butter combined.
What does it taste like?
Tell me! What does it taste like?
Put it on hot rice and eat it.
It goes well with both rice and bread.
The umami here explodes.
How much is it? Is it expensive?
Not at all. It's about 500 yen.
It's the best.
Do you have omelets?
Yes, we do.
I really like water dumplings.
Water dumplings?
Yes, I know a delicious water dumpling.
That's good.
It's like "two".
Water dumplings are good.
Where is it from?
That's a secret.
Why?
What's going on?
This is not the time to say that!
What does it taste like?
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I see. There is a pattern of "materials as they are", isn't there?
After that, there is a reward game.
Next, it's about Hori.
Hori worked hard while crying.
Hori, please introduce yourself.
Here I am.
Ta-da!
It's a high-class wig.
My hairstyle changes every day.
Are you wearing a wig?
No, it's not a wig.
It's an X-step hairstyle.
Few members change their hairstyle.
Asuka has long black hair.
I think many members want to change their hairstyle.
But you can't change your hairstyle and color so easily.
That's right. If you cut or dye your hair, there will be many problems.
So, I want you to find a wig that suits you.
How much is a wig?
How much is your wig?
It's not a wig.
A high-class wig costs 6,000 yen.
Is it cheap?
Isn't it cheap?
No, it's very good.
It has a hair set and it's very cute.
Is that so?
It's very natural.
It's expensive, so it costs about 14,000 to 15,000 yen.
It's a good price for everyone.
Do you have a lot of wigs?
I have a lot of wigs.
If you want to brighten up your hair but you can't because of work, you can wear a blonde wig at home.
Do you go out with a blonde wig?
I go out with a blonde wig.
I don't show my hair.
I don't have a wig.
Really?
It's amazing.
Your hair is short, but you want to change your hairstyle.
It's amazing. Ever since I joined Nogizaka as Bob, I can't grow my hair out.
What? Your hair?
No, I can't grow it out.
Isn't it bad?
If you say it like that, I'll kick you.
Long hair takes about two or three years.
But I really want to try long hair, too.
Have you ever done a wig?
No, I haven't.
On stage?
Or at work.
It's totally different from work, the wig I know.
It's really cute, so I don't want to tell you.
I also buy it there from time to time.
You're good at presenting.
I don't want to tell you because you're all so cute.
But I'd like to try it with you this time.
In order for them to experience Ime-chan's atmosphere,
Carter tries an app that changes hair.
Let's do it.
First of all, we'll try changing Semiya's hair that we're curious about.
You want it long, right?
I want it long.
What kind of hair color do you like?
Tea.
Dark tea.
Dark tea. Then...
Oh, but it suits you!
It's totally different.
I don't think it's Semiya's hair.
It's long, too.
It's easy to do like this.
You can try various wigs like this.
Next, we'll try changing Ime-chan's long hair.
I want you to act while properly assessing your own possibilities.
Oh, it's such a big theme.
Three, two, one.
It's embarrassing.
It's amazing. Why do you incorporate the outline in an instant?
I guess I'll do Bob.
They have different matureness.
I think I'll do it someday.
I want to do it someday.
Himura-san, you should do it, too.
Himura-san, I want you to make a mushroom cut.
What do you mean?
You don't have a man, do you?
I have a man.
Why did you look at me and laugh?
It's because you haven't seen me like this for a long time, isn't it?
Excuse me.
That's amazing.
Three, two, one.
Thank you very much.
That's amazing.
But really...
You have a man, don't you?
Himura-san, what about long hair?
I think it might look good on you.
I've never done long hair before.
No, no, no.
What kind of man is this?
Why are you waving your hand so politely?
I think long hair will look good on you.
No, I don't like it.
Long hair...
Long hair?
Yes.
Do it properly.
She's my mother!
She's Himura-san's mother!
You are like my mother!
This is girl swimwear.
Girl swimwear?
Like this?
This is girl swimwear.
Can we get girl swimwear?
Is this Matsuda Shota-san's swimming suite?
This suits you.
We should do it.
Oh, is it okay?
You look cute.
Thank you.
You look cute.
Why do you like girls?
You look cute.
It's true.
It's not bad.
You look cute.
Why do you like girls first?
Because we are men.
She likes it.
It's not bad.
You look different when you smile.
It's funny.
You look like a coordinator's assistant.
It's good.
How can you do it?
Matsumura's gift for girls.
Matsumura's gift for girls is...
I'm going to use it for something very useful.
This is it.
Owner's special training.
What is it?
Sometimes, first-generation owners do it.
I've counted how many times in the past, but I've never succeeded in jumping 46 times.
That's right. I still can't believe it.
Why can't you do it?
46 times is a number you can do pretty quickly, isn't it?
That's right. When I was in elementary and middle school, there was an owner's tournament for each class.
I jumped hundreds of times.
I said it, but for some reason, I can't fly with these members of Nogizaka 46.
I can't fly at all.
I can't believe it.
You should definitely do it.
What do you mean?
Do you use this equipment for it?
Yes.
Is it a special training fee?
It's a special training fee.
It's like improving your shoes.
There may be ropes that are very easy to jump with.
I always ask professional jumpers for ropes.
I think ropes are the best.
I don't know.
If you look all over Japan, you can find ropes.
I may have shoes, but I've been caught before.
That's right.
I think I can jump 46 times if I get lectures from members who have been caught before.
Does everyone want to do this?
No, it's not exciting at all, really.
No, we are the happiest.
This is amazing, because 46 times is something I finally want to do.
Matsumura, surprisingly, I didn't like this kind of thing.
No, I can't understand why I can't do it.
I can definitely do it.
But I just jump 46 times.
That's right.
I was wondering why I couldn't do it.
I jumped 46 times from the ground.
I just need to talk.
Why can't I do it?
Akimoto, please represent us and tell us why you can't do it.
But even if I learn it...
It's been 10 years since I joined Nogizaka.
This show is the only show I've done.
I know. That's not the case.
That's because you did it at school or something.
It's good to cooperate with everyone and achieve something.
I think Matsumura is more correct.
That's right.
We've been idols for 10 years.
But people think we can't jump.
Matsumura, when did you become like that?
I didn't think it was that hot.
I'm happy.
It's good. We should do it.
I want to do it.
It's not exciting at all.
We should do it.
It's not exciting at all.
Matsumura, why don't you persuade her?
What do you think of the broadcast?
Do we have to do it for 161,000 yen?
That's an honest opinion.
If you pay people who teach you how to do it, you can do it.
Are we doing a reward project?
That's right.
It's a success, isn't it?
That's right.
It's a reward, but it's irreplaceable for future riders.
It's a reward in a big way.
Wait a minute.
Why are you so enthusiastic?
You've been shouting English for a long time.
I don't know.
When we first couldn't jump 46 times, we thought we could do it.
I'm glad you're happy.
Matsumura said she wanted to eat.
Matsumura got a personal product at that competition.
I don't think it's a reward.
You got a facial mask, didn't you?
I got a beauty machine.
You're a dirty woman.
I'm using it a lot.
But you won the game.
It was really hard.
It was hard.
I'm not excited at all, but it's okay.
It's fun.
Next, what did she answer to her worries?
The way to spend 161,000 yen is...
Ta-da!
We'll split it up peacefully.
It's very peaceful.
We'll split it up.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
11 people including you, Mr. Tsutara.
It's 161,000 yen.
20,000 yen for you and me.
I'm happy!
There are 6 people in a group of 3 or 4, so each of us will spend 161,000 yen.
What about 1,000 yen?
1,000 yen for Himura-san?
Himura-san lost, so...
That's serious!
That's not fair!
Please give it back.
It's for the show.
Himura-san, you won't give it back?
Why would you give 1,000 yen for the show?
I see, it's peaceful.
That's right.
I've never heard of it.
Spending money like that.
That's true.
20,000 or 10,000 yen is a lot of money, isn't it?
I know.
I'm really happy about it.
So...
What do you think?
That's true.
So what?
Next time, you'll bring money and say, "Here you go."
Here you go.
You'll say, "Wow," and that's it, right?
Yes.
That's amazing.
What does "one coin" mean?
We'll find out in the next episode!
First, Asuka's first one, "chair", "height"
Oh! One coin!
One coin!
Thank you!
Next, "ume", "snack"
This is the same!
Wow! Four people!
This is already decided!
Not yet! Not yet!
The rest of the pieces are...
Next, "hori", "health"
Wow! Two people!
I'm happy!
Matsumura's "big river"
You're great!
I'm happy!
You're correct!
The owner said it!
Big river
Lastly, Ozo's "peacefully resolved"
Wow! Two people!
Two people!
But, it's overwhelming!
"ume"'s "recommended item"
This is good!
It's decided!
This is worth 161,000 yen, so you can buy a lot!
I think you can buy as many pieces as you like!
If you don't want to spend a lot, you can buy a lot!
What should I do?
If you want to eat, you can pay for it!
Oh! That's it!
That's it!
For example, "mochidabi"
How much do I have to pay for it?
One coin!
500 yen!
What is "one coin"?
Where does the 500 yen come from?
Basically, you can participate freely!
I can participate freely?
I come here for work!
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