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[Nogizaka! Congratulations on the New Year!]
Don! Happy New Year!
Congratulations!
And so, the hosts are Banana Man and Nogizaka- chan!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
Wow! Wow!
Thank you for your support in 2021!
Yes, please!
Well, it's good, everyone.
Isn't it beautiful?
Isn't it good?
Isn't it good, Asuka-chan?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes, thank you.
What is it? Are you embarrassed?
No, it's like...
Both of you are very cool and nice.
Really?
Ozeki, congratulations on your promotion!
Yes, thank you.
I was going to say it in four letters, but it didn't come out.
I'm sorry.
It's good.
Yukuta, isn't it good?
I was doing an advertisement for Nishizen-san.
Oh!
And you gave me some sweets.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Is it all like that?
No, I'm sorry, it's only me...
Yukuta...
Is it only for Yukuta?
Yes, it's only for me...
Um...
For Nishizen-san...
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute, what is this feeling?
It's good, isn't it?
Everyone is nice, but Yukuta is nice.
It's good, isn't it?
Oh, is that so?
Well, well, well...
So, Himura-san, please announce today's project.
"SHITARA-GUN VS HIMURA-GUN YOUTH GAME CONTEST 2021"!
Yes!
Tonight, the members will be divided into SHITARA- GUN and HIMURA-GUN and compete in various games.
In the end, the team with the most points in the game will receive a product voucher worth 460 yen.
So, today's first game is...
"SHITARA-GUN YOUTH GAME CONTEST 2021"!
The members blindfolded will rely on their teammates' instructions...
and compete in whether they can break the paper balloons attached to their opponents' heads first.
The first match is between Kimura-gun Yamashita- tai and Shitara-gun Ume-sawa.
If they win, each of them gets 20 points.
It's a video competition, right?
But it's got some reach, doesn't it?
It looks like it's going to come from above.
How about you, Ume? Do you think you can win?
I'm sure I can win.
I see. What about you, Yamashita-tai?
No, I'm scared. Ume looks strong, so...
Is there iron in that soft stick?
No, no, it doesn't make sense.
Why did you put iron in it?
Let's start the water-replacement match.
Start!
Forward! Forward!
Right! Right! Right! Right!
- Right. - Right.
- Oh, pretty strong! - Right.
- Right side! - Right.
- Forward and left. - Left and...
- Forward! - Forward!
- Yes, good! - Good!
- Great! - Right!
- Less right! - Right!
- Forward! - Forward!
- Yes, good! - Wait!
Jovan hits Umezawa with one deadly blow.
But then...
- He hits Yamashita without care. - Yes!
- That's embarrassing! - Yes!
Himura is trying not to leave the area.
Oh, no, no, no!
Two spins, two spins!
Wow, amazing! Yamashita's crazy speed!
Go! One more!
Two spins, two spins!
Stop, stop!
Yamashita is beating Himura!
Hey! I'm the captain!
After that intense fight, it's hard to settle things.
But, after another intense fight...
Hey, watch out for the clock!
Go, go, go! Up, up!
Down, down!
Go, go! Up, up!
Down, down!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
That was good, but let's fix Yamashita.
A fierce battle between triplets.
Who will win?
Ready, go!
Ume-sabana strikes Yamashita with a lightning strike.
Ume wins!
The second match is Himura vs Yoda and Shitara vs Iwamoto.
Iwamoto, how do you feel?
I'm a little worried about my stamina.
I heard you just need to win quickly.
That's right.
Are you sure you're okay?
And Yoda, how do you feel?
I'm good at moving.
I think you're a little short, but are you okay?
I'm gonna jump.
She's gonna jump.
Shinshun Suikawari Kendo, get ready.
Start!
A little to the front, turn to the front.
To the right.
Go straight.
Go straight and to the front.
Start!
Wow!
That's fast!
She caught it!
Iwamoto is amazing!
As Iwamoto declared, Yoda was defeated with only one blow and Chitara won twice in a row.
The third match is Himura-gun Takayama vs. Chitara-gun Ozono.
Can I give you some advice?
Sure.
She gave you some advice.
OK. Thank you.
Wait, who just gave me advice?
I couldn't tell by your voice.
You're like an old man I don't know.
Okay, we're ready.
Are you both experienced in kendo?
Yes.
Ozono, do you think you can do it?
Yes.
You saw the previous match, didn't you?
Is there anything you can do?
Do you want me to take one more step closer?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
Okay, one step back.
If you know where your opponent is, you should be able to know the moment when your opponent drops down.
That's where you should strike.
I'm counting on you both.
Okay, are you ready?
Shinshun Suikameri Kendo.
Are you ready?
Start!
Stop, stop.
That's already kendo.
If you could decide with that, it would have been cool.
Are you ready?
Wait, wait.
Maybe it's better to strike from the left side.
Go, go, go.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
It fell off.
That's amazing.
Both of you have great swordsmanship.
The third match was a match of swordsmanship.
Please think of it as kendo from now on.
Okay, we're ready.
Are you ready?
Stop, stop.
Wait, wait, wait.
It fell off.
It fell off just now.
That's amazing.
It's not broken.
I just want to watch kendo.
Oh, you're both ready?
We're both ready.
Let's go.
Are you ready?
Go straight, go straight.
Go faster!
Osono wins!
Wow, it's beautifully decided!
As soon as Osono leaves, he throws a face like "Did you aim well?"
Senior Takayama wins by a significant margin!
It's beautifully decided!
I want to do it again! It's frustrating!
It's frustrating!
Is it funny?
It's funny!
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I want to play kendo!
Is there a kid like that in Nogizaka?
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
What's "replay" anyway?
It's like we're in "Terraformers".
Next game, Himura-san, please!
"Newly added speed comedy"!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
In a picture of five members' faces,
you have to choose the correct one from the five parts that have been separated.
The one who chooses it first will win the game!
The first match is Himura vs. Hoshino vs. Endo!
Endo.
The flow of the game is good.
I'll do my best not to stop you.
It's okay.
You just have to make up the faces of the members you always see.
Hoshino.
I think I can do it.
Can you do it? Can I do it?
I found a student.
What?
Ah, just with the parts?
I can tell who is who by their mouths.
I see.
Now, let's go.
Shinshu's Speed Quiz, ready, start!
Now, the outline.
Ah, who is this outline?
Now, go!
Now...
Now, go!
Now...
Ah, it's not.
Who is it?
Ah, I don't know.
I said I don't know.
Now, are you still in sync?
Ah, I didn't know.
Write this, too.
Ah, I'm sorry.
You don't need to know the position.
If the parts match...
Which one? Which one?
This doesn't look like eyebrows at all.
They don't look like eyebrows at all.
Hoshino, you knew who it was, right?
Yes, I didn't know.
Unexpectedly.
Unexpectedly, were they different?
Now...
Who is this?
If you think so, please raise your hand.
Huh?
Is there such a girl in Nogizaka?
Wait, wait.
Their positional relationship is fine.
Who is she? Who is she?
Endo is quite good at this.
Eyebrows are quite difficult, aren't they?
I know, I know.
But there is no such girl.
Is there such a girl with thick eyebrows?
This is different.
It's different, isn't it?
Isn't it?
If you can do it, please raise your hand.
Both of you...
Endo is quite good at this.
Is there such a girl in Nogizaka?
It's different.
It's Hoshino.
It's different.
Endo and Hoshino have the same outline,
but they didn't make a different person.
It's Hoshino.
Yes, Endo raised it. It's Endo.
Blue. It's blue now.
It's a subtle blue now.
Now, the correct answer is this.
It's a sea urchin, right?
Yes.
Somehow, but are their eyes apart? If you bring them closer...
Huh? It's different. If you bring them closer, it's different.
It's strange.
It's strange, isn't it? Just the height of their eyes is different.
Somehow, a weird sea urchin has been created.
It's dangerous. This sea urchin is dangerous, isn't it?
It's a little scary, isn't it?
It's completely different.
Why is it different?
It's completely different.
Somehow, even if you tell me "this is the correct answer", somehow...
If you say "good morning" and bring it closer, it'll be "huh?"
Huh?
And, on the other hand, Hoshino... Hoshino, who did you create?
It's a sea urchin.
It's a sea urchin, isn't it?
Which one is different?
Yes, their noses are different.
Their noses are different?
Which one is it?
Huh? Which one is it?
Well, since you lost, it can't be helped.
It's frustrating!
It's frustrating, isn't it?
Yes, please let me say it.
In this match, it's Kimura-gun Kubo versus Shitara-gun Saito Asuka!
Asuka-chan, how is it? Can you do it?
Huh? If you just look at it, you can't tell at all.
You can't tell, right?
You can't tell at all.
Just by looking at their eyes and mouths and noses, right?
Yes.
How about you, Kubo?
Huh? I can't tell at all, either.
Don't say things like that!
But, since we're here, I'd like to make the members cute.
That's right.
Yes.
You don't have to say "cute", just hurry up and say the correct answer.
That's right.
It doesn't matter if you say "cute".
Ah, that's right.
In that case, ready, start!
Yes, this one!
No, not this one!
Huh?
No!
Go, go, go!
Say it more!
I don't have many doubts.
That's good, you don't have many doubts.
That's amazing.
Oh, she's fast.
Kou-chan is fast.
Oh, she's fast.
That's amazing.
Now, how is it?
Who is it?
Who is it? She doesn't look like she's here.
Just change your eyebrows now.
Just your eyebrows.
I can't see your eyebrows.
It's difficult.
Now, one second?
Here it is, Himura-chin!
Here it is!
Red.
Here.
Is she here?
How is your judgment?
Wrong!
She doesn't look like she's here.
She's not here.
Hey!
It's a little difficult.
What's different?
Your nose and eyebrows are different.
This is bad, Asuka-chan. Let's hurry up!
But I can do it soon.
You can do it soon.
Wow, eyebrows are difficult.
Eyebrows are difficult!
Here it is!
Is there such a person?
What's this?
Your judgment is wrong!
What's different?
Your eyebrows are different!
Eyebrows! Eyebrows!
Eyebrows are difficult!
Here it is!
Here it is, Kubo!
Now, Himura-chin!
Red. Red is your judgment.
Wrong!
Here it is, Asuka-chan!
Eyebrows.
Eyebrows, right?
Eyebrows are difficult.
Blue is your judgment.
Blue is correct!
Asuka-chan, you are correct!
Who is this?
Asuka-chan, do you know who this is?
This is me!
Here it is, Asuka-chan!
Asuka-chan!
This picture is completely different.
This is the picture.
Her eyes are higher up.
A little higher up.
Yes, that's about it.
But it's different.
It's a miraculous arrangement.
It's cute.
It was your own face, but you didn't know much about it.
I didn't know.
Really?
I didn't know about this at all.
Eyebrows?
Costumes?
What is this?
What does "correct" mean?
Did you come out of "terraformers"?
The length from top to bottom.
Don't win this.
This is bad.
I'm going to lose.
If it continues like this...
Start!
The third match is...
Himura vs. Kaki vs. Shitara vs. Tamura.
That's right.
You're fast!
You can do it!
You're both fast.
You're fast!
Who is it?
Tamura is good at detailed work.
You're fast!
Look at my face!
Raise your hands if you think you can do it.
Please! Hit it!
Hit it with one shot!
Yes!
Blue!
Judgment!
Judgment time...
No!
Yes!
Red!
I think you got it.
It's a judgment!
You got it!
Thank you!
Okay! Okay!
Kaki, who is it?
It's Yoda!
Yoda!
I finally got it!
That's right.
And it's your first time.
Kaki, you're good at this.
I'm happy!
I'm sad.
After this, the members will challenge their patience!
Now, let's move on to the next game, Himura-san!
"New Year's cash-in-take-away battle"!
From now on, we'll be giving away New Year's cash.
Since it's a team competition, if you win, you'll get points for your team as well.
However, for those who win, you'll receive cash as it is.
Sounds like a good deal!
Here you go!
The first cash you'll receive is a popular vegan meal that many members wanted.
If you win this item and fight against 6 members, you'll be suspended in the middle of the race.
Until you're the last one standing, the members who were suspended in despair will win!
Asuka-chan!
Yes?
Can you hang in there?
But I'm sure they think I'm weak, so I want to do my best.
Asuka-chan, I think you'll probably be the first one to fall.
Matsumura, are you confident?
On the contrary, for me, Asuka is really...
Strong!
Slow, so I thought she'd be the ace of expectations.
Oh, really?
Yes!
Even in a team match!
How about you, Endo?
No, I'm not confident.
You're not confident?
Really? I heard you're Nogizaka Ichi's strongest opponent.
Is there such a rumor?
And you, Kubo?
No, but my team is losing, so I definitely can't lose!
That's right!
Your team has no value, so you want to win this individually, right?
No, no, no!
Your team has no value, so you want to win this individually, right?
Please hang in there forever!
Yes!
And you, Tsutsui?
I'm also not confident in my skills, but...
I'll do my best not to talk about it.
That's good!
That's right! Even if you fall, you still have a hand left, so you win!
That's right! She's torn!
And you, Shin-uchi?
I'm not confident at all!
You haven't done any training or anything like that?
That's right!
I wonder if it's endurance...
That's right!
I'm not confident in my endurance.
It's the power of the muscles of pure hair!
Power!
Try it! Try it!
Power!
Did you eat breakfast?
Yes!
No, no!
I ate a lot of breakfast!
Do it! Do it! You should do it!
You're young, so you should do anything this year!
I ate a lot of breakfast!
That's right! It's because of your muscles!
Shin-uchi's muscles! Do it!
Shin-uchi's muscles!
Please hold it.
Let's go!
Ready!
Go for it!
Good!
Some members are shaking.
I think you should hold the shaking.
Endo, too.
How can I hold it?
How can you hold it?
Oh, no!
It's out!
It's too fast!
Go for it!
Shin-uchi!
The only member of Team Yura is Kumo!
Kumo!
You can do it!
Wait a minute!
You can do it!
Kumo!
Don't fall!
All members of Team Shitara are left!
Team Shitara's points are confirmed!
Who will get the eye drops?
Oh, no!
Endo!
Endo Matsumura!
Endo Matsumura wins!
Matsumura, you can get off now.
You were still able to do it!
I thought I could do it a little more!
You did it!
Wait a minute, Himura-san.
Isn't this battle too short?
Didn't you think you could do it more?
I couldn't hold the shield.
You were barely able to do it.
I'm sweating a lot.
Well, you were the fastest in the scene.
I wanted to clap, but I couldn't clap because it hurt so much.
You don't have the energy.
Next is Kubo.
I slip a lot, don't I?
No, it's the same.
No way!
The Himura team said, "Make it slimy."
Wait a minute!
It's low!
The second match will continue.
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The one who will fight for this product is...
Kaden Soudetsu!
Balshark durability!
Now, since it's Balshark Endurance...
Yes!
Himura-san, can you do me a favor?
Yes, please.
Bal...
Shark!
Yes.
This pose.
Right?
So, the one who holds it in this position for the longest time...
Is that it?
Yes.
So, if you have one leg, you can do it.
Like this.
Right?
Here are the participants of Balshark Endurance.
Himura will also participate as a model.
Okay, let's do it.
Balshark durability.
Ready...
Start!
Bal...
Shark!
I think this pose will last for a long time.
That's right.
But, surprisingly, it's easier to balance if you do it with your hands.
Himura-san is shaking.
Well, Himura-san is shaking a lot.
Himura-san!
Himura-san, you can have this!
Himura-san is out!
Himura-san is out first!
Next is Balshark Endurance's fierce battle!
After Kibura retired, Osano lost his balance in 2 minutes and was out.
Iwamoto and Nebaru also retired.
It's really tough!
Seimiya, only one of our team is left.
Why?
I really want it.
You can have it. You can have it.
Ikita, hang in there!
Ikita!
Ikita, you're Balshark, right?
Yes!
Balshark...
Ikita!
It's pretty amazing. But it's been a long time since it shook.
Those two are scary. They don't shake at all.
They don't move at all.
Out!
Ikita!
Ikita, out!
Hang in there!
After that, Kakimori retired in 5 minutes. There are only 3 people left.
Now, it's a confrontation of 3 people. 8 minutes have passed.
Sakayama, Seiya... Oh, Hoshino, you're moving a little. Hoshino!
Hoshino, are you okay? What are you doing now?
Bad shark!
Even after that, Hoshino keeps up with the teacher.
Hoshino is spinning!
10 minutes have passed!
But Hoshino also retired at the end.
From now on, it's a battle of endurance beyond the limits of Sakayama and Seiya!
15 minutes have passed!
Wow!
Let's see how far we can go!
However, Nogisaka hates losing.
See you next week!
I won't go! I won't go!
20 minutes have passed!
Their hearts are not broken at all.
From now on, they will close their eyes and decide the game at once with their sense of equilibrium taken away!
3, 2, 1... Close your eyes!
I've never done this before.
Their sense of equilibrium will collapse at once.
Now, Seimiya... Oh, it's shaking! Takayama is also shaking!
Takayama, be careful!
Now, with their eyes closed, it will be more difficult!
Oh! It's shaking! It's shaking!
It's moving!
Look over there, Himura-san!
Yes!
Oh no! Takayama is starting to move!
Oh, Seimiya!
Oh!
Out!
Takayama wins!
Wow!
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