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NOGIZAKA Say It Even
In numerology, to celebrate the graduation,
NOGIZAKA is awarded the Grand Prix in Say It Even!
Huh!
"Say It Even" is the theme of "NAKADA's Say It Even" program.
In the program itself, viewers ask for lines in "NOGIZAKA's Say It Even" program.
How much can she say it in her own words?
Let's check the members' acting ability.
In the last episode, while the hot dotter Takayama failed miserably,
the members showed off their excellent acting.
When I'm working outside, I raise one gear.
When I'm alone, I raise two gears.
What kind of work will be born tonight?
I only have one sheet of paper. Is it over for me today?
Today, all the geniuses are here.
It was very interesting.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The topic is...
If Himura had been told in the shadows of Nogizaka,
he would have said something hurtful.
That's right.
This program was originally broadcasted on the radio.
So we decided to do this program as well.
Himura, these are not your thoughts.
That's right.
You don't have any thoughts.
It's okay.
You're staring at me.
Are you okay?
What's with that face?
I don't have any thoughts.
But you'll continue to say bad things about him.
If he said something hurtful, you'll choose who you'll talk with.
Okay.
You'll choose one person from the previous ones and the total number of them.
I see.
The top batter is Nakada.
First, he checks his lines.
Nakada is on the top.
Nakada all of a sudden?
Look at this.
Nakada is already the first champion among us.
He's already...
He's already winning.
However, Nakada is the king.
If Himura was told by Nogisaka to win, she would be hurt and say bad things about him.
When I was holding the frog, to be honest, I didn't want him to hold it for me.
You're good at it.
You're good at making people laugh.
You're good at it.
You're the one who gave me the frog.
You're the one who laughed in the middle of it.
When I was holding the frog, to be honest, I didn't want him to hold it for me.
That's right.
You're good at making people laugh.
I didn't say it.
You didn't say it?
I didn't say it.
I respect you.
Let's graduate with a smile.
Let's say goodbye with a smile.
You're good at it.
I've never done it before.
You're good at it.
Next is Semia, the fourth generation.
First of all, let's check his lines.
I don't think Semia is a bad girl at all.
I don't think so.
She's bright and says bad things about Himura.
Then, if Semia says that Himura is a bad girl in the shadows of Nogisaka, what will happen?
I gave her a daruma in the shadows of Nogisaka, you know.
What? What? What?
I gave her a daruma in the shadows of Nogisaka, you know.
I see.
When she was a little sister, when we were collecting waste materials, Semia gave Himura a daruma.
That's right.
But she made it thinking of Himura at school.
Yes.
But she really didn't think of it like that.
She made it because Himura liked it and gave her a daruma.
But she really gave it to Himura in the shadows of Nogisaka, you know.
That's what's going to happen now.
No, it's not.
It's not going to happen, is it?
It's okay, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Well, this time, the number of people who have been divided is a little...
Yes.
Here again, it's half.
It's fast.
It's a little confusing.
It's fast.
Is it my song?
After all, isn't there a lot of people who say that?
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Oh, there are many people who say that.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Why do you say "yes, yes, yes"?
I think so, too.
That "yes, yes, yes" just now...
What is it?
Hurry up and say two more stories.
At midnight, when Himura was told by Nogisaka in the shadows, he was hurt and said bad things.
You're talking about Takeyasu Suzuki again.
I've mentioned his name here before.
I've been a friend of Himura since he was a student.
Takeyasu Suzuki.
I've said it on the radio too many times.
I feel like I know this name.
When we did a concert with Zero-san, we changed one of our characters' name to Takeyasu Suzuki.
When I said "My name is Takeyasu Suzuki", the audience went wild.
That's how well I know this name.
If you listen to the radio, you'll know.
You talk about Takeyasu Suzuki a lot.
Takeyasu Suzuki must be very happy right now.
Even if he says so, it's hard for him to say my name.
Next is Matsumura.
What kind of lines will he try?
Matsumura is scary.
I don't know...
You look like you know a lot of lines.
I've never thought badly of Himura-san.
That's right.
Everyone thinks like that.
Does everyone think like that?
Everyone doesn't think badly of Himura-san like this.
Not at all.
I think you think badly of him.
I don't think so.
I really don't think so.
You don't think anything of him, right?
I really don't think anything of him.
What do you think of him?
Next is Matsumura.
If Himura was told by Nogisaka in the shadows, would he get hurt and say bad things about him?
I don't want people to say I'm cute to people who mistake me for Gari and Salmon.
That's good.
Matsumura discovered this when he was in Guam.
There was sushi, and in front of it was a mountain of Gari.
And Himura-san said, "Wow, it's Salmon!"
Because there's sushi next to it.
It's a little dark.
But everyone wasn't wrong, right? It was Salmon.
Even though no one got it right, it was Salmon.
The worst.
Mountain of Salmon.
I don't want people to say I'm cute to people who mistake me for Gari and Salmon.
Actually, when I was walking back to the table, I smelled this.
I was like, "Oh no, this is Gari."
I'm shaking right now.
Next up is Semian.
What kind of lines will Semian try?
Really?
Will it be okay?
Really?
I think I can do it.
What do you mean you can do it?
You look like you're having fun.
On the contrary, it's scary.
Next up is Semian.
When Himura was told by Nogisaka that he was a shadow, he got hurt.
He was only 48 years old.
I thought you were much older.
But from a senior's perspective, people around here don't care if you're much older.
But I thought you were about 46 years old.
It doesn't change much, but you think I'm young.
How old do you think you are?
About 45 years old.
I'm a little younger.
You're a little younger.
Thank you.
Next is Hori's challenge.
First, check the lines.
Oh, no! It's Hori!
She's a gear-up girl.
She's a girl who raises gears.
Hori is raising gears.
If Himura was told in the shadows in Nogisaka, he'd be hurt.
You're a little quick to say that.
You're good!
What about the guy who was laughing first?
I can't do it anymore.
What is it?
I'm frustrated!
You didn't think about it, did you?
I wanted you to listen but you just laughed.
I always laugh at the right timing.
I'm frustrated!
'Right timing' sounds a little too serious.
I was grateful.
You're good at laughing now.
It's not like "raise your head" or "jump" a little early, but it's like people in the industry say something like that, isn't it?
Is that what birds are like?
Is Saito Asuka next? What kind of bad words will come out?
Oh, it came out.
This part is too good.
Saito Asuka's turn.
If Himura was told in the shadows of Nogizaka, what kind of bad words will come out?
Go ahead.
Since when did he stop smoking?
Who came up with this idea?
This is strange!
What kind of negative opinion is this?!
There has to be someone!
What kind of opinion is this?!
Is this really going to come out?!
But he said it on the radio.
Himura-san, it's here.
When Sakana-chan came,
she was told in the shadows of Nogizaka to quit smoking.
And then I thought, 'Did I smoke too much?'
That's why I quit.
I wonder what it is. Everyone is getting into it.
It's too fast to get into it!
You're good at following someone's bad side.
I'm good at it!
It's fun.
It's fun? If you say it's fun, it's really bad.
It's not fun!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
What's "Himura Award" called?
We will send it to you with the sponsor you see here.
There's still a little more.
It looks like it's going to collapse.
As the work continues,
Akimoto challenges!
Akimoto's finally here!
He's finally here!
Akimoto, I really think you're like this!
I really think you're like this!
And so, in Akimoto...
When Himura was told off in Nogisaka,
he was hurt and angry.
Himura is definitely looking at me with a nasty look in his eye.
It looks like you're saying it normally.
You're saying it normally.
I'm not saying it.
I don't even think about it.
You don't think about it, do you?
I love him, so I can't say it.
Right?
First of all, I'm used to calling him "Himura".
I know, I know, I know.
Do you think about it?
I don't think about it.
What's with that weird tone? Weird tone. Weird tone.
The next challenger is Umezawa.
First, he checks his lines.
Umezawa...
Why did you laugh?
Because you laughed.
Do you know what "I know, I know" means?
That's right.
Ah, this is it.
"Ah, that's it," right?
Now, it's Umezawa's turn.
Himura was told off in Nogisaka, he was hurt and angry.
Tam.
Well, um...
Why don't we make Himura look like he likes politics?
That's right, that's right.
That's the worst.
He's like a devil.
While laughing.
He was doing it while laughing.
Is there such a project?
Himura's face...
I don't think about it.
You don't think about it, do you?
If there is such a project, you'll do it, right?
I'll do it at all.
What's with you?
That's bad, isn't it?
If there is...
The next challenger is Watanabe Miria.
What are her lines?
Ah, it's Miria-chan.
This is scary, too.
It's scary.
Miria-chan, you look scary.
Wow, scary.
What are you doing?
She was scared just now.
What are you doing?
She just said "I'll say it."
Why do you make that face?
I'm just excited.
Please practice.
Why are you looking at me like that?
What's with that face?
Image training.
While looking at Himura-san, she's doing image training.
She's amazing. She's already doing image training.
She's amazing.
Because of this bad habit, if Himura-san is told in the shadows by Nogizaka-san, she'll get hurt and say bad things about Himura-san.
Most of the bugs that come into the studio stay with Himura-san.
What's up with you?
I've never thought of it like that.
You've never thought of it like that?
Really?
I was scared.
I was scared before I said it.
No, no.
What is this?
I have a feeling like that.
I feel like I've been flying around you a lot.
Is it because I quit my job?
If you continue editing and watch it all, you will be very depressed.
I'm depressed.
I don't want to eat it anymore.
It was very delicious.
It's delicious.
You are delicious, Amilia-chan.
Thank you very much.
This is terrible.
Are you okay with this score?
I'm trying to beat you, but it's a high-level struggle.
Really.
This is terrible.
Can you talk a little more?
Do you still have it?
I'm about to collapse.
Do you want me to hit you with "I love you, Himura-san"?
Can you hit me with "I love you, Himura-san"?
If you continue editing like this, you will collapse.
Let's do it.
One, two.
I love you, Himura-san.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You all have a lower voice than before.
When you say it here, you say it as if you were alive.
Some people say it with their mouths open.
Why?
Some people don't want to say it.
That was a joke where I said "thank you for your cooperation" instead of you.
If you collapse, you will be serious.
Please be careful.
Just a little more.
Are you okay?
You're crazy.
I'm not crazy.
I'm just saying "say it".
It's not like you're crazy.
I'm not saying "say it" here.
It's not like that.
I'm just saying "no, no".
It's not true.
Next is Matsumura's challenge.
Matsumura, come on.
Matsumura loves you, Himura-san.
You keep saying it, Saruko-san.
It's hard for you to say something you don't mean.
It's really hard for me.
I hope you fail.
That's the only thing you can do.
I hope you fail.
Then, Matsumura says...
If Himura is told by Noki-saka in the shadows, he will be hurt.
The name "Himura-shou" is lame, isn't it?
It's not my fault!
And you got a lot of things.
That's right!
Don't say things you don't mean!
It's been nine years.
"Himura-shou" is lame, isn't it?
I hope you get it.
I don't care about the name.
Don't say you don't care about the name!
I don't like it.
The next challenger is Shinichi.
First of all, he checks the lines.
What was that?
Does it mean it's difficult?
There is a nuance.
A nuance?
Then, Shinichi says...
If Himura is told by Noki-saka in the shadows, he will be hurt.
The other day, I said hello to Himura-san.
It was you, ma'am!
It's a bad thing, but it's also a problem for Shinichi.
That's right!
Thank you for waiting.
Oh, good morning, Himura...
Oh, good morning, Himura-san...
You sound like an old woman.
You're too good at acting.
I thought you were Himura-san.
This is possible in the future.
I really sound like an old woman now.
When you look at your clothes from a 45-degree angle, you really look like an old woman.
It's round.
You look like an old woman making miso soup.
Look in front of you and talk to me after you've confirmed it.
Red.
Wait a minute!
Did Himura get a blow from Kaishin?
You're so good!
Ittesou Grand Prix!
We didn't recruit anyone from here, but we received a form of quarrel, so we will announce it.
The first challenger is Nakada and Akibo. What kind of quarrel will they cause?
It's a quarrel block.
If Himura is told by Nobizaka in the shadows, he will be hurt.
No, I don't like the look on your faces.
You two are making up stories.
You can't say it if you don't feel like it.
I don't feel like it, so I don't make up stories.
You have to say what you don't feel like.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
You'd better not watch it.
If Himura is told by Nobizaka in the shadows, he will be hurt.
He only talks about walking and broccoli.
But he is so fat.
It's so funny.
I was told by Hisara today that he talks about walking in every episode.
Himura has been a normal free dancer for about six months.
When he talks about walking, it's almost 100% related to walking, but he says he's fat.
That's right.
He also talks a lot about broccoli.
I do broccoli, too.
What is this? Who sent me this? I'm scared!
You're all amazing. You're all good.
You're all good.
Oh, I'm sorry. Except for Takayama.
Oh, I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Except for Takayama.
Next, Umezawa and Yamashita's three-generation duo will challenge!
Why are they here?
Oh...
What do you mean "oh"?
"Oh" is the scariest.
"Oh" means "agree".
Next, Umezawa and Yamashita's duo will challenge!
When Himura is told by Nogizaka in the shadows, he gets hurt and says bad things.
Go ahead.
He's proud of himself that he can live in seconds.
What?
It's because his teeth are fake.
He's proud of himself that he can live in seconds.
His teeth are good.
That's right. Even if you eat a lot of food, it won't get into your teeth at all.
Because it's an implant.
What's amazing is...
Even though you two don't act, you look at me at least once.
He's saying bad things at this distance.
You're good.
If you don't look at me, you won't know.
Himura, you should look at me at least once and say "oh, I see".
You're being realistic.
Was it easy for you?
It was easy for me.
She said it was easy for her.
What's this?
Nogizaka's one-time Grand Prix.
Here, all the nominated works are over.
Which member will Himura choose as the queen?
Wait a minute, please.
Wait a minute.
Then...
Will you really collect them?
OK, OK. No problem.
Will you use this time to get revenge on Takayama- san?
Is it OK?
Is it this again?
Let's think of a bad word now.
I don't like bad words. Let's think of a bad word.
I'm thinking of using Takayama-san's revenge to say your bad words.
Is that so?
You're taking notes. What are you spending your time on?
What are you saying?
What's wrong with you?
Will Takayama-san get revenge?
While Kimura is getting hurt by Nogizaka's words in the shadows...
He said that sun visor is his treasure now.
Is that so? Is that so?
I didn't know that.
Why do you use sun visor? Is it because you're walking?
It's not a treasure, but sun visor is important.
I feel like I'm making fun of you.
Why do you say it so well?
You should practice more.
Will Takayama-san get revenge?
Let's move on.
Kimura-san, please announce the winner of "I tte sou queen".
The winner of "I tte sou queen" is...
Hori, Matsumura, Asuka and Ume and Yamashita!
There are so many winners!
These are total points.
Hori, Matsumura and Asuka both got 5 points and got 10 points.
I see.
"I tte sou" is "I tte sou" for sure.
It is "I tte sou".
You were good.
And Ume and Yamashita's last combination "Gari gari kun" and "impulant" were really scary.
It was scary.
I can't eat ice cream in front of them.
I won't eat it.
"I tte sou" is "I tte sou" for sure.
Let's play back the heated battle of "I tte sou" and "gari gari kun".
You are too quick to say that.
I'm sorry.
"Gari" and "samo" are wrong.
I don't want you to say "kawaii" to me.
Here you are.
Since when did he stop smoking?
He boasts that he can do it in seconds.
It's because his teeth are fake.
Since you became a champion...
It's really unexpected.
But I got full marks for my acting skills.
I want to continue it in the future.
I'm scared.
Don't raise your spirits.
Matsumura.
I love you very much.
I'm happy that you gave me full marks even though I didn't expect it at all.
You didn't expect it, did you?
I was called "stupid salmon" because of you, Matsumura.
It's not your fault.
You made a mistake.
You shouldn't have said it.
I was really stupid.
Himura.
Asuka.
My heart hurts, but...
If I use perfume again...
Are you okay?
Why are you laughing?
I'm sorry.
Don't use perfume again.
And you two.
Ume and Yamashita.
I love you, Himura.
My heart hurts, but...
It was fun, so I want to do it again.
What do you mean?
Why do you say it was fun?
I love you, Himura.
But, I didn't feel like saying it.
Really?
What are you talking about?
You didn't feel like saying it, so you didn't want to say it, did you?
That's right.
High school students...
This program was brought to you by...
Sony Music and...
Erron.
I love you.
Hey! Don't laugh!
Next time...
A quiz about high school students...
And then...