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Tell us, Senpai!
The rules of Nogizaka that you can't hear now!
It's been nine years since it was formed, Nogizaka 46, but it seems that the juniors who joined in the middle have rules they want to verify once and for all.
This time, we will review the basic knowledge that juniors should know and connect it to the overall foundation of the group.
Tonight, from the rules that you can't hear now of the third generation Ito Lilia!
Cake! What is this?
What cake? What do you mean?
When you have a job on your birthday, your manager will prepare a cake for you, and you all celebrate it, take pictures, and eat it.
There are a lot of people, so I don't know when to eat it.
I don't know when to eat it.
I don't know if I can eat strawberries or not.
I don't know, so my juniors are always hanging out in the back.
I'm going to pick up the leftover crumbs that everyone has left.
You're a terrible senior!
Does Ito Lilia want to eat cake?
That's right, but sometimes I'm sorry for the staff because they're reluctant to eat it.
I see.
When you're on a show, the staff will cut it up and give it to you one by one, but it's not like that.
We all eat it with a fork.
It's the same with cutting it up.
If you put in a lot of people, it gets smaller.
That's right.
But the members who eat cake have been decided recently.
I eat it with Matsumura and Shinuchi.
That's cute.
The members who eat cake have been decided recently.
These three people want to eat cake on anyone's birthday.
I've been eating cake all the time.
But on my second birthday, my juniors look at me and say, "I want to go."
I think so, too.
Maybe it's just what you think, but you actually want to eat it.
They say it's okay, but you're like, "Not at all."
No, of course.
It's like eating a lion, but you can't peel it off.
It's not a food chain, but you can't say it together when strong people are eating.
I've seen that in an animal show before.
That's right.
But I really want to eat it together.
But that lion's example is really like that.
How about you, Ozone?
I always wonder if it's okay for friends of the birthday girl to eat it.
I see.
That's right. Because it doesn't matter. I just want to eat the cake.
I'm sorry I'm saying I want to eat the cake.
That's right.
After all, there is something like a group.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
No, but if you say it, we're only talking about cake.
Is the original purpose like that?
It's a cake to celebrate your birthday.
The three of you who were eating cake earlier are glaring at me.
What do you think?
If that happens, you won't be able to eat it, right?
I can't eat it.
What about the other young members?
Last year, it was my birthday on the handshake party.
He prepared a big cake for me.
After it was over, I went there and no one was there.
At that time, I was very lonely.
I don't like that either.
That's right.
I don't like that either.
The rule of the group earlier is very good.
If only friends come and no one comes, I don't think I have any friends.
That's right. That's a problem.
That's scary.
I think it's better for the cake eaters to come.
I'm happy.
I'm happy that it's gone.
That's right. One cake is gone.
I see.
What do you think about cutting it up for each tree?
Are there four trees?
The cake eaters...
Matsumura, you eat too much.
There are four trees.
You eat four trees first.
I'm sorry.
You pay for it!
You should earn it yourself!
You said it earlier, but you should pay for it!
You've been doing this every time!
You've been doing this all along!
That's right.
If you do that, you'll split it up into trees and you'll be in charge of this area in the same place.
I like that idea.
Then it'll be like a rule, right?
I feel sorry for the cake that doesn't want to eat.
Is there such a tree?
I think there is.
No way!
Even if you say it's a cake, it's like this.
If you split it up into four, you'll all eat it, right?
But I don't have that faith.
That faith...
You're the one who doesn't have faith in it!
You'll eat other trees, right?
You'll eat other trees' cream and say, "This is it, right?"
Since you're my senior, I'll let you eat the prettiest part first.
I'll spit it out first.
When you think you're done, I want you to come and tell me.
You'll eat what's left, right?
Yes.
You can eat cute girls' leftovers, right?
I know, I know, I know.
You know?
She knows!
She got me!
What are you trying to do?
How do you know?
You got me!
No, I didn't get you.
You got me first.
(The decision on this episode is Masu's and Keiki's decision.)
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What is the third generation Umezama's secret?
Talk. What is it?
Well, when we have a variety show like this or when we host a live show,
I think there is a difference between people who are easy to talk to and people who are hard to talk to.
I think it's easier to talk if you know what kind of face you're making when you're waiting.
What kind of face are you making when you're waiting?
That's right. Most of the time, seniors are hosting the show for me.
What about this?
But, Akimoto, isn't it decided to some extent who you're going to talk to when you're hosting a live show?
It's decided to some extent, but when there's some time left, the director will tell me to invite one more person.
I see.
What should you do at that time to know if you'll be invited?
That and "It's a little impossible now."
Oh, the opposite.
I see.
Well, it's a basic acceptance posture, but...
Akimoto, is that criteria decided?
When I say "Let me ask you one more person," and when I look at you like this,
if you have eyes or if you're twinkling and you're looking at me like this,
I decide to invite you.
I see.
But you have a straight face and you don't talk to anyone.
That's definitely the case.
That's definitely not the case.
Do you two have anything in common?
I invite people who have their eyes down.
Oh, on the contrary?
On the contrary.
From time to time, I think I can talk to you at this time.
It depends on your achievements.
But when you're here, I want you to think that it's okay for anyone to shake you.
Even if it's not okay, it's okay.
Simply put, what kind of face do you make when you want someone to shake you?
What?
What kind of face do you make?
Well, when you say "Okay," you stick out your tongue.
That's easy to understand, isn't it?
It's easy to understand.
Can you do it for me?
Like this?
Oh, that's how you do it.
I stick out my tongue like this.
It's kind of funny.
It's easy to understand.
MC, can you do it like a dog?
I think it's good to be open-minded.
I want to do it.
That's enough to talk to you.
I have to point it out with my eyes.
That's the first thing I do with my eyes.
If you can't do it, you'll faint and have white eyes.
Can you do it?
White eyes?
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't forget that.
So, all of you six, when AKIMOTO is trying to take a bath as an MC,
can you speak or not?
Can you judge by your own judgment whether it's a bad face or a good face?
Can you judge by just the look on their faces?
A simulation as if they were MCs for a live show and a challenge!
Let's hear one more person's impression of today's recording.
Who are you pointing at?
It doesn't seem like anyone is here.
How about Hayakawa?
Oh, it's no good. Sorry, sorry.
When it's no good, everyone only makes weird faces.
This is no good.
What do you mean it's no good?
They're all lined up like this.
When it's a live show, they're all like this.
This is no good.
This is no good as a group picture.
Maybe we should have decided only those who could go.
Yeah, let's decide only those who could go.
It's like we're switching places only when we can go.
Like this, like this, like this.
It's like we're pointing at Kitatama Daijutsu.
That's cool.
But if you don't do it, it's the worst.
Basically, everyone should pretend like they're talking.
If you're really confident about it, you should do it.
I'm scared. I don't want to shake it when it comes.
This is no good.
So, in the future's live show, if you're confident about it, you should point at the homerun.
However, if you're too confident about it, it'll be hard for you to point at it.
Next, we have a slightly different question from Sakaguchi.
Banana Man?
This is...
Like the busy Banana Man, I want to become popular, but...
No, no, no.
What's that?
Before, Shitara-san was talking about this round sticker, "lucky up" sticker.
I've kept it in my mind for a long time.
Ah, you remember it well. Space power sticker, right?
Ah, yes, yes.
That four-lit space village sticker.
I'd like to ask you about it in detail.
I see.
Space village is a shop that sells various things, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
They sell various things filled with space power, like meteorites and such.
There's a star sticker on it.
You have to put up two stickers for "in" and "yo", blue and red.
If you put this up, your luck will overflow with space power.
And if I put it up on my cell phone, I'll get a lot of work from there.
Is that so?
That sticker is this one sheet, and it's small, so it's 1,000 yen? 2,000 yen?
It's a little expensive.
And it gets bigger and bigger, and the bigger it is, the more power it has.
If it's the biggest one like this, it's about 15,000 yen.
And you have to buy two for "in" and "yo".
That kind of sticker is on sale.
And if you put it up, you'll definitely become popular.
That's how it is, isn't it, Sakaguchi?
To be honest, I go to the store on that side of the street and sell more and more to you, Himura- san.
And everyone puts up that sticker.
This is what it said, so this power is amazing, and it became a little popular in the industry.
In the end, it became popular in a place I didn't know, and the staff told me, "This sticker is amazing."
It came to me.
Wow!
I have a lot of it.
Really? Why?
When I was in puberty or something like that, an old woman who took care of me said about that sticker.
I thought you were talking about it.
She put a lot of it in a big envelope and brought it to me.
I have a lot of it.
I also put "in" and "yo" together.
Recently, I appeared in a drama.
Wow!
I also said "non-stop" and "regular" a lot of times.
But I don't believe it at all if it's only here.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
But it's really sold.
It's like that in my village.
Oh, this is it.
Wow!
Oh, it's big.
Is it big?
There is a smaller one than this.
Wow!
If you put this on...
If I die, you have to put it all on me.
Wow!
Then I'll come back to life.
Wow!
But I have it.
I thought my cell phone was charging a little early, so I put it on and it lasted a long time.
So, this is dangerous.
If you put it like this, it will spread more and more.
So...
I want to put it on.
Sangaguchi.
Yes!
I'll give you this.
Really?
Does it work even if you lose?
Well...
Is it okay?
I think it's okay.
Actually, you have to buy it yourself.
Actually?
Yes.
But if you put this on, it's really hard.
I'm busy.
It's really late for Asuka-chan, but if these two say it, it's a little persuasive.
But it's important what you put it on.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
If you put it on your schedule, your schedule will be black.
If you put it on your cell phone, your work calls will be cut off.
If you put it on your shoes, you can walk a little faster.
Isn't it up to you?
The right and the left are smooth.
The power of the sticker.
Next is the recommended space power sticker.
Just putting it on will spread infinite possibilities.
Whether you believe it or not depends on Sangaguchi.
Next, we have a question for Banana Man from four- generation black people.
You two often talk about defense.
If you have a defense inquiry bureau that beginners should definitely listen to, please let us know.
That's where you say about defense.
If we were here, it would be "b blue".
"b blue", right.
"kawaii" "kaze ni" "kakesarete"
That's definitely a defense inquiry.
You may be listening to it.
The album is about six months old.
First of all, I want you to listen to the album.
You sound like a record company.
I'll send it to everyone who has dreams, not just dreamers.
Dreaming... Dreaming...
Dreaming...
Since you don't know it, you don't have any reaction.
Dreaming, you don't know it?
The song "Complex" which was played last time, I knew it for the first time there.
"Complex" is not a song, it's a band name.
The guitarist, Mr. Hotei... Mr. Hotei, you know him, right?
Mr. Hotei was a boy's guitarist.
And, Mr. Kimuro Kyosuke was a vocalist.
And, after the boy disbanded...
Mr. Hikkaru Koji was a vocalist and Mr. Hotei was a guitarist.
And "Complex" was formed by Mr. Hotei and Mr. Kimuro Kyosuke.
Hmm...
"Complex" is a good question, but let's talk about "boy" first.
There are various songs, but...
If you listen to "last gig", it's like "best band".
Is it "last gag"?
It's not "gag"! "Boy" is a rock band, but it doesn't do "gag".
"Last gag"...
It's not "gag", it's "last gig".
I'll listen to it next time.
You won't listen to it, will you?
I will!
Really? Please listen to it.
Thank you for being interested in it.
I'm happy.
To catch up with "boyer" of "banana man"...
Let's listen to "last gigs", an album which recorded "legendary live".
Kimura disbanded!
Did Asuka Saito do it?
Asuka, have you heard of "bull"?
"Bull shark"?
"Bull shark" is...
"Bull shark"?
The one which Mr. Himura of Sambalcan does?
That's...
How should I look at it?
"How should I look at it" is the right answer.
Can you show us "bull shark" for a moment?
Should I smile in that pose?
Where...
How should I look at it?
You have the courage.
Bull!
Shark!
Yes, this is troublesome, certainly.
Bull Shark is more troublesome than anything else.
It's not cute, and it's not like we're doing it for fun.
Well, that's up to you.
But this is like that.
"Ah, like that." "It's not my original."
It's not like I'm doing it for fun.
Among the three Sentai Heroes called Sanbalkan,
the blue one is Shark.
Do you know any other than Sanbalkan?
Eagle and Panther.
Are Eagle and Panther good too?
Among them, only Bull Shark is Himura-san's favorite.
So first of all, the red leader is Bull Eagle.
Bull!
Eagle!
So this is Eagle's shape.
"Bull Panther is good?" "Yellow."
Bull!
Panther!
And as you know,
the blue one is Shark's.
Bull!
Shark!
So this is Sanbalkan.
Only Bull Shark is doing this.
"You should know that." "Ah, I see."
So if you can,
can you do Eagle and Panther a little?
I want you to do it!
Hey Asuka-chan, can you do Bull Shark?
Why?
"Huh?" "Why?"
"Why?" "Just do it and I want you to feel it."
That's right.
"If you do it like that, you might know how to do it." "That's right."
"So I just stretch it out?" "That's right."
"Is your left hand good?" "That's what I think."
That's what you think?
"That's what you think?" "I think Bull Shark is good."
"I think this one is good for self-defense." "Ah, I see."
Now, let's look at Himura's next store, Saito Asuka's Bull Shark!
"Here I go." "Go ahead."
Bull Shark!
You said it unexpectedly.
But is this hand okay now? It was up a little, wasn't it?
When you look at it, it's straight.
Some say it's a shark's dorsal fin.
Oh, I see.
But in my case...
Shark!
In my case, it's straight like this.
So, Asuka, for example...
Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow!
So, for example, it's a drama, it's a movie, it's a commercial,
you say, "I'm Asuka Saito, also from Monogizaka Botanical Garden,"
and say, "Bull Shark!" and get it done in one go.
You don't have to get it done, do you?
Then people will enjoy what kind of faces you'll make.
Oh, I see. I understand.
Oh, I see. That's how it is.
Not many people know about it.
But basically, people don't care about it.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
So, Bull Shark is not a gag.
If you do it, you'll be loved.
In addition, if you use it as a greeting, you can appeal yourself!
After this, the Himura Laughing Dojo will close.
Next, what is Umezawa Sankisei unable to ask now?
Oh, someone's behind me.
In a previous program, he kicked Himura from behind in order to show off his kick.
Does Umezawa Sankisei also want to know the timing of his participation in this fight?
I also want to participate in this fight.
You have to be good at kicking to participate in Karate.
Kicking is dangerous.
You have to be able to kick and injure yourself.
Himura has been trained.
You have to be able to kick and injure yourself.
Why are you talking about kicking now?
I also want to participate in this fight.
We will review everything from the basics of the Himura laughing dojo.
Let's do this.
Let's simulate this atmosphere.
Let's do this.
Asuka, you have to do something here.
Umezawa will be here at that time.
When you want him to come, you have to look at Himura's hands.
When you kick him, Himura will do this.
He will also kick you.
He will kick you in the buttocks.
Himura will kick you.
Himura will teach you.
This is very easy.
I agree.
Umezawa will not steal your timing.
Himura will give you instructions.
Himura will naturally teach you when you are waiting for instructions.
I see.
Himura will kick you in the buttocks.
Then you kick me like this.
At this moment, you can kick me at this timing.
But you shouldn't kick me weakly.
I see.
If you kick me too hard, I will kill you.
But you should kick me with some strength.
This is the manner of kickers.
I see.
Moreover, if someone kicks you and you say "Hey, why are you kicking me?"
Yes, I know.
Then you will say "Hey, why did you kick me?"
It's different.
So this is the manner of kickers.
If you kick me too hard, I will kick you hard too.
This is the manner of kickers.
Please kick me with some strength.
Please kick me.
Why did you kick me?
I will kill you.
Why did you kick me?
I will kill you.
I'll do it!
Do it, you bastard!
- This time, it's different. - Do it!
There's a possibility that I'll kick it out.
- Do it, you bastard! - I'll do it!
Do it like this, it's different.
- Ouch! - You're strong!
Ouch!
You're strong, you bastard!
You're strong!
Why, you guys?!
Ouch!
It's like a doll's dancing.
That's right. That's right. Himura-san will naturally make it for you.
To create this story, you need to not miss out on instructions from Himura.
And, it's important for the team to come together by strong kicks and good tempo skips.
So Asuka-chan, then...
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That was beautiful, wasn't it?
Yeah.
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This time, the teaser for "Slowly Blooming Flowers" will be included in the music video week released on September 9th.
Next week, in commemoration of the release of the music video week, that project will be revived!
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