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Ogizaka! Revenge! Game Tournament!
So far, we've had various TV game competitions with our members.
But, in fact, we haven't won even once.
Tonight is the second half of "Revenge! Game!"
We did it!
She started as a banana man by applying for a full award last time.
But, after two games, she's already got a full award.
I think my eyesight is getting worse as I get older.
Hey, it's not that bad.
It's rude of you to say that.
It's true.
It's rude.
Can you fly to an airplane?
No, it's true.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So, tonight's first competition is...
Let's play Mario Kart!
We played Mario Kart during the Generation Gap Battle.
We were in first place until the last minute.
Yeah, we almost won.
But we were in last place before the goal.
You're cheating. You're cheating.
Both of you are cheating.
So, this time...
We'll have a competition with Nintendo Switch's latest Mario Kart!
To defeat the banana man...
Nojizaka's pride and joy, Mario Kart enthusiast Sato and beginner Ikuta!
- Are you confident? - Even if it's a handicap, I think I'll be fine.
- What kind of handicap? - For example, starting 20 seconds late.
- Maybe I said too much. - 20 seconds?!
- You're that strong? - I'm sure I can win, so it's okay.
- Don't worry. - What will you do? - No, no, I won't take it at all.
- Will you lose? - Ikuta understood.
- Is this your first time holding this? - Us too, us too.
- It's really bad for Ikuta to lose. - Where's the count going?
- That's no good, you can't start. - It's moving.
- I'm not touching it, but it's moving. - Hey, hey!
- That's unfair! - It's moving. - It's moving?!
Sato, who was supposed to start in 20 seconds...
An accident occurs when you start moving with automatic accelerator settings!
- Hey, hey! That's unfair! - It's moving!
- It's really bad for you.
As a result, they suddenly stopped for 20 seconds and started again.
- Hey, hey! Is that a pattern? - Sato, will he be able to start rolling again?
- Already?! - Too early!
- What?! I couldn't get the item!
- Why does it always happen like this? - Oh no, I bumped into it! Wow, I slipped on a banana!
- Is it because you're a banana man?
And so, Ikuta, who is experiencing Mario Kart for the first time...
- Who is it?! - What was that?!
- Oh, you're in first place! - No way! - No way!
- Ikuta?! - You're in first place! - Wow! - Wow!
Himura holds back Shitara and moves to the top for now.
- No way! - Ikuta is in first place?
- But as they reach their second lap... - Ikuta is in fourth place!
- Huh? - You're in fourth place!
- What?! - No way!
- Oh, you're in fourth place! - Ikuta is in first place!
- Two, one, seven! - Huh?!
- You're in first place! - Huh?!
Without making a second-lap handicap, Sato is in first place again!
- Yes! - Yes!
Then, Sato gets ready for his own first-lap shot!
Huh? It's no good at all!
- No way! - No way!
- Why didn't you shoot?! - I'm being caught!
- Whatever!
- No way! - No way!
- You know what? - Huh?!
- You know what? - I'm going to lose!
- I couldn't score!
Sato doesn't give up his first-lap shot and moves on!
- You're fast! - Wow!
Is it over already?
Ah! What is it? It's over!
Ah!
1st place?
1st place!
1st place?
Amazing!
Did you really come out late?
But somehow, even though I didn't push it, it went forward a little.
Your speech is dirty.
Somehow, it went forward a little.
That's not good.
Let's be conscious of it for a moment.
It doesn't have to be a complete win, right?
Kimura-san is 4th place, I'm 6th place, and Ikuta is 8th place?
But you're not 2nd place, right?
My game was banned, but it's not much of a difference.
Your game was banned?
This is different.
Since you say you're strong...
That's right.
You're asking how strong you are, right?
That's right.
This is really...
It's like an ozendate, right?
It's an honor for us.
That's right.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Next one is finally here.
It's a match between two pros!
FIRE PRO WRESTLING!
Last time, Kanagawa and Kakehashi beat you up, so you two came out.
That's why you can't lose, Himura-san.
We've been doing this for 3 months now.
That's right.
Last time, they challenged each other with masks and hi-fives.
This time, it's FIRE PRO WRESTLING, a game filled with youth and bananas.
This time, Himura will challenge Sagamihara's best friend,
using the latest PS4 version of the game, and show us the results of their training!
These two are finally here.
First of all, it's a revenge match against Kakehashi, who lost last time.
- It's been a while since we've had a match. - Alright!
Good luck!
I can't lose.
- It's started! - Alright!
TENZAN!
Oh, no!
- I'm gonna get kicked! - Go, go, go!
- Oh! - Oh, no!
- Oh, good luck! - Oh, nice!
But you still got it in!
- No, why won't it go in?! - Yes!
- Ow, ow, ow! - Ow, ow, ow!
Okay, okay!
- Oh! Yes! - Oh, darn it!
Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's wrong!
It's wrong!
No, it didn't go in...
In this game, you need to press the button at the right timing when you're playing against your opponent.
Although Joban is ahead of Kakehashi and Yusei, he's starting to get the hang of it.
Now's... Now's the timing, now's the timing!
- Okay! - Oh, no, no, no!
- Okay!
- Yes! - Ow, ow, ow!
- Good luck! - I'm starting to get the hang of it now.
- Yes! - Oh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Okay! - I'm getting stopped.
- Uh-oh! - Okay!
- I did it! - Well done!
Good, good, good! She's starting to get a move!
- Here, She starts getting the hang of it! - Yosho!
But she aims for another big move!
The main package!
Yeah!
Huh?! How do you throw it up?
- That's it! - Good job!
Amazing...
Put the buttons on and play
What is this?
Just put the buttons on and play
Hit this button and play
This one, this one, this one, this one
Hit it
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts
You said you could do this for the rest of your life
Yes, I probably can
You can do it, you can do it
Let's go
Oh yeah
One, two
One, two!
- One, two! - Whoa!
(Laughing)
Amazing!
This is bad.
- Whoa! - Give me back! What's with you?!
- One, two! - One, two!
Kakehashi also desperately attacks!
After that, they all go to the workshop!
- One! - Yes!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- One, two! - Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Here it comes! - Oh, no!
- You can do it! You can do it! - All right!
I might be able to do it if I hit it once!
- All right! - All right!
Strike!
- One, two! - One, two!
- Give me back! - Whoa!
- What?! You're giving it back again?! - I'm scared! I'm scared!
You're giving it back again?!
Strike!
After a double goal, they avoid it in front of a three- point line!
Kakehashi is stubborn!
You're giving it back again?! You're giving it back again?!
You're giving it back like that again?!
It's not going up!
You're giving it back?!
I did it!
I got my revenge!
I did it! I got my revenge!
I'm so happy!
I'm sorry, but I've been thanking you for a long time.
I lost.
Right? Thank you.
Well, good luck again.
It feels good.
And finally, Himura faces Kanagawa for the first time in a year!
You finally came, Takeyosu!
Finally, this day has come!
Did you practice?
I did, but I haven't done it for three months.
Himura-san, you've adjusted your upper body a lot, haven't you?
I'm doing it a lot.
Well, let's start with choosing players.
Does it matter?
What's this? I'm here.
I made it!
I have to use this.
What should I do? I made it with a very weak setting.
What's this? I can't use it.
Himura, you're brave!
Himura-san, are you okay? Is it your own character?
I've never used it before.
I've been using it with a very strong person.
So, Himura chooses the original Himura made by the show.
What's this? What's with this guy?
His legs are slow!
It's Himura-san! Himura-san!
His legs are slow!
What's with this character?
It says "soul".
Does this belong to a band called "soul"?
What's going on?
He made it for me.
Meanwhile, Kanagawa chooses the tallest player, ABQ.
He's tall.
Super ABQ and junior.
He's disgusting!
What's with you, Himura-san?
What's with you?
His arms are slow!
What's with you?
Let's accumulate some damage.
Nice!
He's got the timing.
He's got it.
Himura is suddenly caught up in timing.
But from now on, he'll show his best performance!
Got it!
He's running away.
Got it!
Go! Go! Go!
And then, the special Himdrill hits his body!
And then...
Go!
It came off!
It came off! It's a serious damage!
Showing off his special training,
the mysterious wrestler, Himura,
shows off his various techniques one after another.
Hi-bare-hag...
What's that?
Alright, that's enough.
Nice!
That's a big one, isn't it?
Alright, you can do it now, can't you?
That's a big technique.
He's taking a rest...
He's performing now.
He's doing it!
Nice one!
He's shaking!
Oh, no!
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Yes!
Timing! Timing!
Oh!
Yes!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! I missed it!
But Himura can't let go of his opponent's hand.
Himura, you're in trouble!
Yes! Get behind him!
Go! Throw it!
Yes!
Oh, yes!
Oh, no!
Yes!
He's exhausted!
Go for it! Go for it!
Yes!
What's this?
It's a fight! It's a fight!
It's a fight!
Himura!
Go for it! Go for it!
You're so rude, Himura!
Yes!
You're so rude, Himura!
Yes!
What's going on?
Himura attacks with overwhelming number of attacks.
Kanataba attacks with a one-hit special attack.
What will happen next?
Go for it! Go for it!
This is bad.
Go for it! Go for it!
Yes!
Oh, no!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Yes!
No!
Don't do it!
Yes!
Take it!
Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Do it! Do it!
Why don't you let me win?
You two!
Yes!
Is it him again?
Let's go!
Oh, no!
They don't have the strength to go back!
Oh, my God!
What will happen?
And the result of their battle is...
All right! All right! Let's decide!
All right! All right!
It's dangerous. It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
This is bad.
All right!
Awesome!
Revenge!
It's revenge!
Awesome!
How was it?
It's stronger than I thought.
And I didn't know how to decide in the end.
The hole?
Yes.
So I didn't know what you were saying.
Oh, is that so?
It's dirty, isn't it?
Why did you say you didn't know about the hole?
It was a pretty good match.
Above all, I'm using Himura Yuki.
I don't know if I'm winning with this.
It's so lame.
What is this? My hands and feet are thin and my body is...
Why did you make this?
The final battle with Koma!
Himura Yuki vs. Arkon!
I'm going to beat you!
Let's go! The last match is...
The Bomberman match!
All right! All right!
This is it!
The last action game that has a history of more than 30 years.
"Bomberman"!
I'm going to kill you!
In the last match, Himura Yuki, who carried the memories of his hometown Sagami-harade and challenged with absolute confidence,
was defeated by Himura Yuki.
Himura Yuki showed different techniques and won!
What's more, Himura Yuki...
Himura Yuki won that time,
but he was beaten about two times in the end.
Himura Yuki won that tournament,
but I couldn't even meet Himura Yuki in "Bomberman".
Because he beat me in the end.
As a "Bomberman" who devoted all of his self- restraint period,
will Himura Yuki get his revenge?
Himura-san, you've done this before, haven't you?
I've done it a lot.
Last night, I played with Suzuki Takeyasu and Nakamura Tomoya.
I played until midnight.
Oh, really?
And you've played with Oozono twice.
I've been beaten by Oozono twice.
So, for Oozono...
I'll definitely beat him.
You haven't played with Kojima much, have you?
It's my first time.
It's my first time holding this and it's my first time playing "Bomberman" too.
Really?
Then you can't do it.
But it might be stronger than you think.
Then you can't do it.
But Yoshida...
Did you come here for this?
That's right.
I've done it before and I was addicted to it.
I've been practicing it.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
That's right.
Himura-san...
You thought you could win because Shiraishi is gone, didn't you?
To be honest...
To be honest, I'm serious.
The first team to win two games wins.
First, Himura will challenge his rival, Oozono.
Okay, I'll start.
Ready, start!
That's Hoshino.
Hoshino is dead.
Who is it?
Hoshino has a complete first experience.
He loses his character and is silent for only four seconds.
Hoshino is dead, right?
Suddenly, they fight as a team.
What's that bomb?
Huh? What's going on?
That bomb is blowing away bombs.
Oh, Himura is good at this.
Wow!
What's that?
It's really... It's really blowing away bombs.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Is it possible?
Wow, amazing!
He's using it like a technique.
Himura, is this a special training result?
He gets items and controls the bomb himself.
He goes to the other side one by one.
You can throw it in the opposite direction.
Okay.
Wow!
I can't see it.
Oozono is really good at this.
Oh, no!
He did it!
Jerry Blossom won!
He did it!
He was definitely in the big zone.
In the big zone, Sakamihara's strategy "Jerry Blossom" worked and Himura won the banana man team with 8 wins.
He did it! Jerry Blossom won!
Amazing!
The second match continues.
Hitara and Hoshino, who finished in an instant, will face off against each other.
With a calm start, Hitara has begun to infiltrate the enemy.
Ah!
Shintaro and Hoshino died!
Ah! Shintaro and Hoshino died!
Here, Shintaro and Hoshino died because of the bomb they set up.
Moreover, Matsumura was killed by Hoshino's goemon blow.
And then, Shintaro and Hoshino died in one blow.
Why did you walk like that?!
Shintaro went to attack, but Hoshino's rubber hit him and he's out.
What?! Hoshino won?!
Hoshino won!
That's crazy!
I did it!
It's one-on-one now!
That's crazy!
The revenge game tournament is finally coming to an end!
The team that wins the next bomberman match is the winner!
This is how you hold onto the key to the match!
Who will win?!
The final decision is...
Himura vs. Nogisaka bomberman match!
Himura-san, if we win this one-on-one match, we win.
OK.
This is really the last match.
Thank you.
I'm serious now.
OK.
I definitely want to win.
Then...
Are you ready?
This is the final match.
I'm scared.
Ready...
Start!
There's no one who makes a mistake like debugging anymore.
Here, Himura goes to attack his enemy, Bosono.
I'm scared!
Wow!
Oh, no!
Osana throws a bomb at Semir Himura, who is on the left, and his sister, Cherry Blossom, explodes!
Why did you get stuck like that in the beginning?
The match between Sato and Yoshida is...
Yoshida wins and the Nogizaka team wins!
Well, I also fell off at the end.
So, the Nogizaka team wins!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I think I'll be scolded for this.
I think I'll be really angry.
I wanted to fight Shiraishi, but...
You wanted to drag out Shiraishi here, didn't you?
I wanted to.
It's impossible to compete in a game, isn't it?
What?
It's impossible.
I'm nervous!
I don't think I'm good enough.
Can't you do it at home?
Isn't there anything you can't do?
Well, there's one.
What is it?
Well, there's one.
Tetris.
That's really strong!
Tetris is really strong!
Then I'll quit.
Let's play Tetris!
Here's an announcement from Yoda of Enes-sen.
The movie "Brumble" which I'm starring in has been released on August 7th.
It's a youth comedy movie set in a diving circle.
It's a perfect movie for summer, so please come and watch it in winter and come and laugh!