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Uchiwa-uke-monomane-taikai
The third "Uchiwa-uke-monomane-taikai"!
"Uchiwa-uke-monomane-taikai" is full of jokes that only members know.
Will a new champion be born this time?
Koshino, how do you like it so far?
I was about to say it.
That's why you said it.
I thought it would be fun to laugh with everyone.
That's good.
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Don't copy me.
That's not true.
I'm copying you the most, Koshino.
Yes, yes.
Uchiwa-uke-monomane-taikai
Even though she's a local satellite staying in Sendai Park, she has too little luggage.
She's already been beaten up.
Good morning.
She's definitely not laughing.
Good morning.
What about your luggage?
Maya, as long as you have your cell phone, you'll be fine.
What are you talking about?
She only has her cell phone.
Isn't she staying in a hotel?
She's always like that, wherever she goes.
She also keeps her wallet in her cell phone.
She's been imitated.
I'm happy. She hasn't done it before.
That's right.
Is it like when you're staying overnight?
Even when I went to the countryside for two weeks, I only brought one backpack.
One backpack for two weeks?
I'm good with my hands.
Don't you buy souvenirs?
I went with my backpack for souvenirs.
When I go to Sendai, I like to bring something with me.
So I bring something with me.
So you don't bring anything with you.
Yes.
So you bring something with you.
Yes.
Let's move on.
Next person, please come in.
KAKIHARUKA ON A BIKE.
This is a popular hot spring resort.
This is ATAMI.
I went to the hotel immediately.
I was invited by a delicious smell and went to the shopping district.
What is this?
This is a bad picture.
This is interesting.
What is this picture?
This picture looks like troubled eyes.
What is this picture?
This picture looks like this picture now.
That's right.
This is a SIGARNEY WEAVER picture.
This picture looks like a SIGARNEY WEAVER picture of "Is there an alien?"
I often stood next to SHIMUCHI.
At that time, I was told by SHIMUCHI that my eyebrows were crooked and I had a troubled face.
But SHIMUCHI has a painful face while doing this.
I have a troubled face.
That's not what you say.
This picture looks like you.
Do you know the lower face?
The eyes and eyebrows have their own characteristics.
KAKIHARUKA has a lot of emotions, so her chin also moves.
Do you know your emotions here?
What do you think?
I have a troubled face and my eyebrows are crooked and I have a troubled face.
I also thought so when you did the impersonation.
My eyebrows are crooked and my face is crooked.
What is this face?
HAYAKA also has a bad face.
Let's move on to the next person.
Miyona Hori, who only talks about "no doubt" in all conversations.
What do you want to eat after this?
As expected, it's yakiniku, isn't it?
"No doubt"!
But... how about sushi?
"No doubt"!
How about okonomiyaki once in a while?
"No doubt"!
Miyona, what do you want to eat?
"No doubt"!
It's raining. Why don't we do it another day?
"No doubt"!
Let's go!
"No doubt"!
I see.
"No doubt"!
This is how she is when she is attacked.
"No doubt"!
Let's move on to the next person.
Please come in!
In Sendai Park's catering,
Wada Maaya wants too much "hagi no tsuki" and moves like a criminal and takes it home.
You're hiding it again.
You're a thief!
What's up with you?!
He's back! He's back!
I'm taking it! I'm taking it! I'm putting it in! I'm putting it in!
I'm putting it in! I'm putting it in!
You're funny!
He's back! He's back! He's back!
I'm putting it in! I'm putting it in! I'm putting it in!
You're putting it in! You're putting it in!
What's up with you?!
You're putting it in! You're putting it in!
You're a criminal!
When I go near Maaya's desk, I can't believe it, but I put it there.
Everyone says, "You took it again!"
You're taking "hagi no tsuki" like that?!
It was exactly like that!
What's up with you?!
It's scary.
Ibushi was a "wadao" person.
I see!
He comes in like this.
This is Maaya's image of me when we go on a field trip.
Wow!
I always wear a cap and panties like that.
This makes you anxious, doesn't it?
I need a make-up artist, so I don't need make-up.
But for clothes...
I've used up my clothes, but...
when I come back from a stay...
I throw them away.
I try to keep them as "pera pera" as possible.
Like T-shirts and pants...
I wear short panties.
I choose "pera pera" clothes.
They all bring shampoos and stuff...
I'm fine with any hotel shampoo.
Do you wash your hands when you come to the set?
I only need one cell phone at the set.
Don't you change your clothes? You sweat a lot.
But I still come and go as it is.
What?
Maybe you smell bad.
You sweat a lot. You do rehearsals like that too.
Wada, you sweat a lot, don't you?
No, I don't.
You're lying.
I don't look like I sweat a lot.
I'm clean.
Let's move on.
This is Hayakawa impersonating Kaki.
Do you know her?
You know that face, don't you?
She's so serious.
She's too emotional.
I'm watching her.
My emotions just move as they are.
And then...
My face starts talking.
How do you express it?
For example...
When I'm complimented or embarrassed...
Or when I show my front teeth...
Or when I'm talking with my manager...
When I get serious...
Isn't that different from before?
It's different.
She's got a bad taste.
She's putting a lot of sugar in it.
She says her jaw moves because of emotions.
I think it's because I can't control my jaw.
Your jaw isn't that good at controlling.
What do you mean you can't control your jaw?
My front teeth are very impressive and I have a lot of self-awareness.
My front teeth come out when I laugh.
To get rid of it, I have to do this with my lower jaw.
You use your lower lip to hide your upper teeth?
No, my upper lip can't reach my front teeth.
So I use my lower lip.
Do you imitate oysters now?
Do you imitate oysters?
If you do that, you'll lose your teeth, right?
No, no. Imitate Yuki Imura.
How does she do it?
I see. That's why your lower jaw moves.
Your eyebrows also move.
My eyebrows just moved.
Your face moves right away.
You only have two faces.
You don't have two faces.
If you don't want people to see your face,
you can close your mouth like this.
Do you want me to do it?
You can close your mouth like this.
Then people can't see your jaw.
That's right!
You can do it like this.
Then you can close your mouth like this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Your armpit sweat is coming out.
It's coming out.
Your armpit sweat is coming out.
It's not good.
It's not good for you to come here.
It doesn't matter.
I wanted to show you here, but you came here.
You came here.
I understand.
It's vertical, isn't it?
That's right.
However, as a note of this,
When you raise your armpit, and your armpit is wet,
you shouldn't raise it like this.
That's right.
In that case, you can do like this with this hand.
That's right.
There are many steps, but you can close your mouth like this.
And you're doing it in a wipe, aren't you?
What are you busy doing in a wipe?
You can't do it like that.
And next is Miria.
Yes.
It's definitely you, Miria.
I'm listening to people while doing something with my body.
You may be able to hear me, but...
It's like you don't have your heart there.
That's right.
It's like you're about five meters away from your body.
It's like you don't have your heart there, isn't it?
It's not like that.
I'm listening to you and I understand you.
My heart is there, too.
Do you tend to think like that?
It's not like that.
It's like you don't have your heart there.
What is it?
It's like you don't have your heart there.
What do you mean?
I don't know what you're saying.
It's like you don't have your heart there.
I don't think you have your heart there.
And you say "I understand you" and "Yes, I do."
You don't think like that, do you?
I don't think like that, do you?
What about you, Himura-san?
Me, too.
Do you have a face like the ground?
I'm sorry.
You have a face like the ground.
What are you talking about?
Is it a stone or something like that?
That's what the theory of digging is about.
Is that what the theory of digging is about?
Digging is about space.
It's about the sky we used to use.
It's about people in the sky and underground people.
It's extreme.
When Himura-san gives me a signal or something like that,
I feel like he really understands me.
It's persuasive.
When you said "I'm not going to eat grilled meat,"
Himura-san said "I'm sure of it."
That means Himura-san is definitely going to go, right?
That's right.
Digging is about space.
I'm sure of it.
I'm not going to say "I'm sure of it" anymore.
Get out of here.
The strength of the members is revealed?
Next, these three will do the entry.
When you listen to someone's story, you listen too seriously and the timing of "yes" is completely off.
For this project, I'd like you to try a skit.
Have you done it before?
Yes, yes.
I was wondering which one is better, a skit or a skit.
I'd like you to do a skit.
How about it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes!
She can do it.
"Yes, yes" is too loud.
It's "yes, yes" all the time.
Do you know it?
Oh, you know it.
"Yes, 80%", "Yes, 20%", "Understood".
Wow!
Then, your response is great.
Her response and attitude are great, but she's too serious.
I see.
Let's move on to the next person.
The song "Yakubo Mio" has a unique way of singing where you can hear the lyrics of "Fourth Light" coming up.
Isn't it "Fourth Light"?
What is she doing?
Is it true?
What is it?
Does she say "tachiuwo"?
Fourth Light, tachiuwo
Is it true?
She's cute.
Yes, she is.
It's true that "tachiuwo" is quite common.
It's not "tachiuwo".
Yes.
Let's move on to the next person.
Junna Ito when calling each other.
By the way, Mai-chan, did you submit the survey you submitted last time?
No, I didn't.
Oh, no. It's today.
Really?
Yes.
Did Ayan-chan submit it?
Let me ask her.
Cha-cha!
What?
Did you call me?
What's going on?
I don't know!
It's like calling a dog or something.
Then Suzuki Ayana will come up and kneel down.
That kind of relationship is like a master-student relationship.
You don't know about this?
I don't know about it.
Your husband is Ume, right?
Yes.
He's very serious.
He always says "yes, yes, yes", but when we're having a meeting or something like that,
I'm so curious about "yes" that I can't say it.
I see, I see.
It's not like that when you're talking with your members, is it?
That's right.
It's because he's serious, but I'm always curious about it.
What about you, Ume?
Yes.
You're saying "yes" now, too.
Oh, I'm sorry!
No, no, it's fine.
But you're answering too much.
When you're talking with me, I'm afraid you're not listening to me.
I want to tell you that I'm listening.
Or you want me to end the meeting as soon as possible?
No, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes!
No, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes!
If you say "yes", I'll say "no" to you.
Yes, yes, yes!
I understand why you say "yes".
I understand.
You say "yes" quite often, don't you?
Yes.
Yes, I understand.
I understand.
Which one did you understand?
Yes.
Next, Kaki.
Yes.
Yakubono.
Yakubo is for Miyo-chan.
Um...
You're saying "tachigo", aren't you?
Bikini?
Bikini is too much.
When Miyo-chan gets nervous, her shoulders go up and her mouth stays like this.
Her tongue doesn't go around.
She eats too much feed and looks like a hamster.
She gets nervous like a hamster and gets tired.
Yakubo is going to school.
You wanted to see the real thing.
Yakubo is going to school today.
Won't you get in touch with school?
You're saying "tachigo" and "yakubo" in school.
I don't want to hear that.
So, Miyo-chan, it's amazing how Junna and Suzuki are related.
It's amazing.
You're saying "tachigo" and "yakubo" in school.
What do you call them?
We call them "chiyan-chan".
"Chiyan-chan"?
We called them "ayane-chan".
"Ayane-chan" is the opposite of "chiyan-chan"?
We don't have to say their names.
We just look at "ayane-chan" and say "dum-dum-dum- dum".
Are you serious?
It's amazing.
Suzuki doesn't react like that.
No, she doesn't.
She doesn't react like that.
It's amazing.
Suzuki, why do you say "tachigo" and "yakubo" in school?
I'm going.
No, no.
You're saying "tachigo" and "yakubo" in school.
It doesn't work like that.
Why do you say "tachigo" and "yakubo" in school?
I don't know.
You don't know it at first and you didn't go to school, do you?
No, I didn't go to school at first.
Why?
Don't you have a small meat-like thing?
Meat?
Don't you know other people's "tachigo" and "yakubo" in school?
I don't know.
The rhythm is different.
What?
The rhythm was different?
Seriously?
I don't know during rehearsal, but when you hear this sound in the background, do you feel like "pa"?
Yes.
But you don't go if you don't think it's your master.
Yes.
You said "master".
It's strange to say "master".
After this, Nogizaka has its own gyaru.
The next block is this forest's entry.
Iwamoto Renka's gyaru feeling when she's in the cafe.
Eh, Iwamoto...gyaru...gyaru...
Recently, Renka hasn't been popular at all.
"Pien", really "pien", from "pien" to "pien".
Eh, but she's doing well in Shinshui-do.
Eh, really?
Yeah.
I'm happy for her, I'm happy for her, I'm happy for her.
Ah, Ume, "tapiro" (tapioca)
tapioca
"tapiro" "tapiro"
Certainly, I'm in a great mood now.
"sore na" (you know)
Iwamoto...Iwamoto...
Is it like that?
"pien" from "pien" or...
tori ma ureshi
Even for me, I don't know the meaning of it.
Eh, you don't say "pien"?
Like, "sude dechatta" or not.
Like, "tamami" or...
When I'm playing around...
sagaguchi
Yes, that's right.
Ah, you say it like that?
It's not interesting...
It's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
Well, let's go.
It's "gatsujama".
They keep talking in young people's language, but you don't know what they're talking about.
Tomomi, it's going to rain tomorrow.
Is it true?
But we won't get pollen, will we?
You know better than me.
Momongo is coming by train today.
Momongo is coming by train?
I have an interview tomorrow.
What?
Paon!
You said it just now.
This is how they talk.
Yes, it's true.
Paon!
What did you say on the train?
Momongo?
They call me "Momongo".
Momongo?
It's a trend to put "mogo" on Tomomi.
But I didn't like it.
You didn't like "momongo".
When I came in today, I said "Momongo".
You said "denshango"?
What is it?
"Danger" is when you mispronounce something and hit someone.
I personally use it as a jar.
But no one understands it.
I see.
It may not have much of an image.
Let's move on.
Those who have arrived, please come in.
Sera Hayakawa can't stop talking because she's so excited.
Sera, it's been a while since we met you all.
I'm so happy.
When we were at home with Konishi, we talked all the time.
I'm so happy to talk with you all today.
Really?
Everyone, please stand by.
- Okay. - I'll go now. - Moe-kun. - Huh? What about you, Sarah?
Why do you leave Sarah alone?
Huh? Why? Do you like Sarah?
Everyone leaves Sarah alone.
I don't love you enough!
- Scary. - Scary.
- It was like a fight just now. - Yeah.
- She was fast. - She talked like that.
- Similar. - Similar.
- But her acting skills were high. - High.
- Very high. - Her sad face.
- Yamashita is from Iwamoto. - She's pretty good.
- It's this era, so it's common. - Yeah.
I denied it earlier, but she says it a lot.
- Really? - Yeah. - Amazing.
- Like "pien" or "pien" from "pien". - She doesn't say "pien" from "pien".
- She does, doesn't she? - I feel like "pien" and "sakaguchi" are often said together.
"Pien" is often said together. "Pien", "pien", "pien", "pien", "pien", "pien", "pien", "pien", "pien", "pien"
"Pien" and "pien" are common.
- "Sakaguchi". - Yeah. - "Sakaguchi" is like that.
- I don't have much of an image of it. - No.
- It's often said in classrooms and houses. - Really?
- "Soma" is said. - "Soma"?
- "Soremaji"? - "Soma"?
- "Soremaji"? - It's not "sorema" but "soma". - "Soma"? - Yeah.
- Wow. - "Soma"?
- It's normal at school. - Really?
If you say it here, everyone will hate you.
- Everyone in Nogizaka doesn't say "soremaji" in the same age group. - Yeah.
- It's not "momo-chan", is it? - No, it's "momo - ungo".
- So, in school, everyone says "ungo"? - A little while ago, "ungo" was popular.
- What do you call "sakaguchi" from your friends? "tamago"? "tamango"? - Yeah, in theory, it's "tamango".
- They say "otama". - Why is it old-fashioned? - Why not "ungo"?
- "Otama"? - Maybe it's Edo period.
- What do you call "akimoto" from your friends? - "manango".
- "ikuta" from your friends? - "ikungo".
- It's not "ikuta", it's "ikungo". - It's not "ikungo", it's "ikungo".
- It's not cute at all. - How about "himura-san"? - "himura-san" says "hi".
- No, do it with "ungo"! With "ungo"! - "himura - san" says "hi". - Why is it only "hi" for me? - "ma-hi"?
- When you say "pien" or "paon" to each other... - I say "yamenasai".
- Serious? - Serious. - You're serious.
- "sakaguchi" says "yamenasai" and "ume" says "daisuku", "daisuku".
- "daisuku", "daisuku". - "ume", "daisuku". - "daisuku", "daisuku".
- "daisuku" is very useful.
- When we shake hands, people say "daisuki" and I say "daisuku". - "shake hands" is good. Fans will enjoy it.
- "ma" can be said "paon", so it's convenient to say it quickly. - Don't try to digest it.
- That wasn't good. - That was great. Why did you do that? - That wasn't good.
- Say it again. - "suma". - "suma" is good.
- "suma" is good. - That was funny.
- I think it's similar with yours. - I'm always alone and I'm always with someone at the school.
I was so shy that when I met everyone, I said, "Hey, do you like me?"
I'm scared.
When I came back, I said, "Hey, do you like me?"
Did you do that?
I did, but I only ask people who like me.
I see.
Are you lonely? Do you not like me?
I'm sorry.
No, it's not like that.
It's too early.
If you say you're sorry, it's over.
It's over.
If you say you're sorry, it's over.
Then...
I'm sorry again.
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It's too late.
It's difficult.
I don't want to say I'm sorry.
I'm old.
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