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[Banana Man]
Nogizaka, Let's Go!
We are Nogizaka-chan!
Banana Man! I've been wanting to see you!
I can't believe it!
- That's right. - It's been a while.
- It's been four months since we recorded in a studio. - It's been that long, hasn't it?
- It's been four months since we recorded in a studio. - It's been four months.
- We recorded remotely. - Yes.
- It doesn't feel like we haven't met. - Right.
- We did that, too. 24-hour TV. - 46 hours.
- We did it for more than 46 hours. - You did it a lot, didn't you?
- Yes, we did. - We did it.
- There aren't many members today. - Most of them have quit.
- When did you quit? - I haven't quit.
- There are some. - There are?
- I'm glad. I'm glad only a few of you are still here. - No, no.
- I'm glad only a few of you are still here. - I'm glad only a few of you are still here.
- No, no. - No, no.
- Now, Kimura-san. - Yes.
- Please announce today's project. - Yes!
The third time!
Can you do it? We'll do impressions!
- We have a guest! - We have a guest!
Only a few members know about this.
It's been two years since "Can you do it? We'll do impressions!" tournament was held.
What kind of impressions will come out this time?
- The first and second winners are Wada and Maya. - Wada and Maya!
- This time, it took three consecutive losses. - It's like Tomita Koji.
- Who is likely to lose? - Shinuchi has the image of doing characteristic actions.
- Shinuchi did it before with wet hair.
- First of all, these four people will enter.
- Then, we will imitate the recipient.
- First of all, this person.
- The words they use are all old-fashioned, and even though they are just called and looked back, they have a determined face.
- You put the lunch box over there. - That's right.
- Let's eat.
- The banana moon yesterday was really interesting, wasn't it?
- That was really funny.
- It's been so long.
- That rouge is new, isn't it?
- Let me see it.
- Can I put it on?
- Yes, you can.
- I'm jealous.
- It's like this.
- You eat like this.
- Maya!
- What?
- That face!
- Suddenly, Shinuchi came out.
- Shinuchi came out.
- Do you say things like "I'm happy"?
- I really say it.
- I always say things that I haven't said in a long time.
- That rouge is really...
- Do you say "rouge"?
- No, you don't say "rouge", do you?
- Even if I were Shinuchi, I might not say "rouge".
- But if you ask me if I usually have "rouge", I might say it.
- Do you say "itadakimammos"?
- I say it.
- Maybe you say the same thing as us.
- Let's continue.
The center position!
At the end of my impulse,
I put on an idol-like face,
but my feelings went in too much,
and I'm afraid of something, Ito Lilia.
Lilia also does it a lot.
(Laughs)
Yamamoto and Ozone laughed a lot, but do you know this?
I know it very well.
I'll put everything in.
(Laughs)
Put four or five shots in there.
(Laughs)
Ozone, do you know this?
I know it. It's next to me, but it's rotating, but it's moving all the time.
(Laughs)
I know it. It's dark, but it's moving.
(Laughs)
It's so funny. It's dark, but it's moving.
(Laughs)
Now, now, let's move on.
Next impersonation, please.
(Music)
Erika went on the Shinkansen and acted like a giant.
(Laughs)
Huh?
Zombie, zombie.
(Laughs)
It's next to me again.
(Laughs)
I'm tired. I'm tired.
(Laughs)
What are you eating?
(Laughs)
Hmm.
Then I don't need sweets. Do you want it? I'll give it to you.
(Laughs)
What is this?
(Laughs)
Did you buy it again?
(Laughs)
You bought a new lipstick.
No, no. (Laughs)
(Laughs)
It's nice.
I'll take it. (Laughs)
(Laughs)
You're a bad guy.
No, it's messed up.
No, you look like a really bad person.
It's bad.
Well, but there's a problem.
Oh, that's right.
After all, it comes with a good place.
That's right.
But at first I didn't know it was Akimoto.
That's because the size of the doll's face is small.
(Laughs)
That's right.
My face is big.
In the end, Himura-san, you have to decide the champion.
Yes, I'm keeping an eye on him. (Laughs)
What is he keeping an eye on? Nakada said it.
(Laughs)
Nakada, you're strong. (Laughs)
Now, now, let's continue.
Next impersonation, please.
(Music)
My usual body is too light and I'm almost an exit.
Tsutsui Ayame.
Wow.
I wanted to come to this bubble tea shop.
Really?
Ayame.
Which one do you want oysters for?
Well, then I guess black milk tea with black beans.
I like that too.
Oh, Ayame, it looks like it's done.
Oh, it looks delicious.
I'm in trouble.
(Laughs)
I'm hungry.
Awesome.
Pon, pon, pon, pon, pon, pon, pon.
What's going on?
Samia is too much Samia so...
But Tsutsumi Ayame doesn't have that image.
Yes.
She says "Hey, you there," or "Pon, pon, pon," or something.
Yes, she does.
Takayama.
Takayama is Shinuchi, right?
Yes.
Shinuchi.
What does Rouge say?
Rouge notices me.
Why do you say "rouge" now?
In my head, I say "lip" or "gross", but the words I say are "rouge".
Why do you say "rouge" now?
I've never heard of "urepio" even once.
Is "urepio" original?
What does it say?
It also has "maitungo".
Oh, "maitungo"!
I add weird words like "arigatou" and "omedetou".
And "ano kao", right?
"Ano kuchi", right?
I say "kuchi" after I'm done talking.
You two look alike!
That's "kimegao", right?
No, it's not!
I know what you mean!
I say "kimegao" early in the morning and end up saying "kimegao" while I'm explaining.
That's great!
Do it! Do it!
I got it!
No, it's not like that!
She really doesn't know!
I know, right?
Amazing!
Do you want me to say "ahiruguchi"?
No, it's not like that!
Open your mouth more.
Like this?
No, just your lips.
Why does she have to teach me?
And then, Yume.
Ito Lilia's song "Kono Te no Mono" is very famous.
Even among the staff, it is a classic song.
Even in front of the monitor of the backstage of the live show, it is 100% popular.
That's great!
Are you aware of this?
No, I'm not very aware of it.
That's great! Don't be aware of it!
You are a professional!
"Kono Te No Mono" is the only center song of the song.
That's why I'm very motivated.
But if it's the center song, you don't have to do anything at the end.
I feel like I have to do something if I'm asked to do something.
What do you mean?
I don't know what to do until the last minute.
Haven't you decided yet?
I always get confused.
I see.
It's because you're confused.
You can't squeeze it out.
I can't squeeze it out.
I see.
I'll play a song for you.
Three, two, one, go ahead!
Make up your mind!
Ah, I see, I see.
It's really similar, that impersonation you just did.
You play it like this once, right?
First you play it with your shoulders, and before you hit it, you do something like this.
I did something like that?
You did something like that, didn't you?
No way!
Now I want to lick my fingers a little, you know?
No, there are a lot of times in which we impersonate the details of choreography of this impersonation, right?
Yeah.
So I don't want you to stop doing it, you know?
If you say "wakatsuki" too much, I won't do it anymore.
I don't like it, it's sad, you know?
I was lonely.
Yeah, you said "hit me with a metal plate", but I was embarrassed and stopped doing it.
No, no, no, you can't, you can't.
So do it, you know?
Yes.
On the contrary, you should put in more.
I think so too!
Then I'll put in about fifteen.
Put it in.
Put it in and sing it three times, three times.
Sing it three times.
Somehow my impulse, Lilia, is just amazing.
Even when I don't have a choreography, I'm moving by myself.
How do you move when you don't have a choreography?
Because if you don't have a choreography, you can't move, can you?
That's right. Everyone is cool and standing still, but only one of them is like...
Even if you don't have a choreography?
That's right. I want you to watch a video of last year's Seventh Birthday Live.
That hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
Lilia, have you ever moved? Do you remember it?
I don't remember it!
You don't remember it?!
I don't remember it!
You're a genius!
Even before a fighter goes in, you're already like this!
It's like that!
It's like, "Let's go!"
Is it because you're lying down that you're moving?
Yes.
But when I'm dancing, I'm more powerful than other people.
Like, this guy is also like...
But you know, this is your personality and you can do action, too.
You can do this, and you can do this, too.
That's good.
Next, Wada did it.
Manatsu-chan requested me to play Ikuta-san, and I did it.
You played Ikuta-san?
Yes, I did.
And you did this?
It's a fact.
This is...
It's all true.
Do you come here in the morning with that many people?
Yes, we usually take a plane by name.
Ikuta Akimoto can't get away from me.
And I'm usually by the window.
Fushitarum is right next to Manatsu.
I'm trying to say it, but it's not like I'm in the mood right now.
It's been playing three times in a row.
- I'll do my best! - She's really good at it.
And then there's Seimiya.
This is better than I expected, right?
I've been thinking that I don't want to say things like that.
When I have an opinion with Rei-chan,
the only expression like "I'm happy you have an opinion" is "ponponpon".
I didn't know that.
Do you say "ponponpon" when you have an opinion?
That's right.
For Ayami-chan, Aomie is really like a gyaru.
I don't think so.
Sometimes I'm asked to say "ponponpon" too.
What?!
That's...
"Ponponpon" is like this?
I didn't know if it was nice or not, so I said it.
But now I learned that it was the right answer.
Oh, you have to say it.
But I was quite confused about this.
I thought you were going to say "ponponpon", but you just stopped me and said it like this.
Oh, I see.
What should we do about "ponponpon"?
Let's say "ponponpon" together.
Oh, we should say "ponponpon" together.
Himura-san, can you say "ponponpon"?
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I usually don't know what "ponponpon" is.
That's right! I like it!
You already know it!
I'm not lying!
The next segment of "Uchiwa-uke's feast" is as follows...
First, let's see their impersonations!
As a word from Banana Man, Asuka Saito was surprised.
Asuka, it's your punishment.
What? Why?
I know what you mean.
Like this.
Like this?
Yes, like that.
Like this?
Yes, you're right.
I'm angry.
No, you were gross yesterday.
Yamashita...
Yamashita often makes fun of me.
I know. She's been doing it and I noticed it.
She's been messing with you, hasn't she?
Yes, she has.
Maybe it's because of the video.
After we performed together...
The distance got shorter, didn't it?
I realized that I couldn't keep up with her.
She's messing with you.
She's messing with me.
She's messing with you.
Yes, yes.
Let's continue.
Go ahead!
It's a quiet song with little movement.
Do you know me?
It's just a moving scene, but my personality explodes.
Kana Nakada.
Kana Nakada is like that, too.
Oh, I see.
I see what you mean.
Oh, you do?
Let's continue.
Go ahead!
Yamazaki Rena.
Yamazaki Rena has been participating in "Kaima ni Sanka" since she was little.
I'm sorry, Rena.
I love you.
I made a mistake and went to the men's toilet.
No, it's funny.
That's bad.
It's really bad.
Ayane, what were you doing yesterday?
"Kimetsu no Yaiba" (Demon Slayer)
I watched it until morning.
That's a good era setting, isn't it?
I know it because I'm doing history.
What? The aquarium we went together the other day was fun, wasn't it?
I decorated the stuffed animals I bought together in my room.
Oh, yes.
And the sea turtle was cute, wasn't it?
I like that aquarium.
Yes, it is.
Miria also has a bad side.
It's bad, isn't it?
She has a good side.
Do you know it? You laughed a lot.
I know it.
Did you know it?
I know everything.
So I think I can get along with any conversation.
No sign of it.
Well, it's like...
I'm here before I know it.
That's what you're saying.
That's amazing.
You know it.
At first, you were talking from behind.
Do you know it?
Other members.
I was talking in a different place, but before I knew it, Mr. Taki was in the lead.
Isn't it amazing?
You were talking in a different place.
I usually do college assignments, but I can hear it.
Oh, I see.
I can hear everything.
It's like I'm Prince Shotoku.
You did it first, didn't you?
Yes.
Asuka, you know it, don't you?
I know it.
Even if I get a penalty point from Mr. Banana Man, I'll definitely laugh out loud.
I know it.
Asuka, you're always laughing out loud.
There's no line and you're like...
I think it's nice.
You're not messing with me, are you?
No, I'm not.
You're my senior.
Yes, Asuka.
I always make you say it properly.
When you say that...
I ask you, "What's wrong with me, senior?"
I see.
But it doesn't get better.
It doesn't get better.
You gave me a bag when you were working remotely.
What happened to it?
No, I didn't get it.
Oh, you didn't?
But you've been using that dirty silver bag all the time.
I kept changing it and you bought me a new bag.
Oh, really?
And you bought me a silver one again.
You bought me a silver one again.
A silver one with a short handle.
When you put your shoulder in it, it's like...
You're messing with me a lot, aren't you?
What's up with you?
You've been messing with me a lot before.
I've been looking for the same silver bag on the Internet.
I bought the same one.
And Ume.
This is pretty...
Kana-san is right in front of me.
It's really cool when you move.
It slides.
Everyone just walks.
I really wanted to tell you that.
I want you to make an excuse.
I've been told this once.
It's a little slide.
Let me say it slides.
I didn't do it because everyone didn't ask me.
Everyone just walks normally.
I didn't know either.
I think the choreography is divided into two parts.
I thought I was walking normally.
Kana-san was sliding and moving a lot.
I thought it was original and cool.
I want a little music.
It's normal.
It may not be similar.
I want to do it.
I want to make it.
A poster posted in the city.
That's good.
That's cool.
That's good.
That's cool.
Everyone should match it with that.
I want to do it.
Dandy and Takano will do it like this at the end.
I like this image.
I want to do it like this.
It's the same as that.
I want to do it like this.
It's a little dandy.
I want to do it like this.
Can I play music?
I want to make it.
A poster posted in the city.
Thank you.
She is good.
She is a 70% dandy.
She is a great dancer.
Thank you.
She is a great dancer.
Thank you.
Miria, it's your turn.
She is bad every time.
She is bad.
She is a professional dancer.
Thank you.
Everyone said this.
Yes.
I think all 45 of us have experienced this.
We have never said it.
We haven't said it.
I haven't said any new sound system.
They naturally go into a new sound system.
I'm a scary senior.
They suddenly turn around and say "I see."
They say it in different places, but in the end they become main characters.
Don't you get surprised when you are talked to?
I don't get surprised.
You are used to it.
Yes, that's how we continue our conversation.
Oh, I see.
So you haven't talked to her, but you're still together?
Yes, we are.
You're like a scary ghost.
No, no, no.
She laughs a lot, doesn't she?
She does.
When I talk to her from a distance, she says "I don't think so."
She's getting closer and closer, isn't she?
"Yes, yes, yes, yes," she says.
She's gone too far, hasn't she?
She laughs a lot when I get closer.
From now on, the impersonation is allowed only in the new era!
Okay, let's continue.
Next person, please come in.
If you worry too much, you will go to a different world, the teacher of choreography.
The teacher of choreography?
So, Takayama-san will go half outside of Kanazawa and Matsumura-san will go inside of Kanazawa.
The chorus, please.
I'm sorry, but if you do that, I will bump into Takayama-san.
No way! Really?
Well, first of all...
Takayama-san...
I see, you will go half outside of Kanazawa...
Ah, then I will go outside of Kanazawa.
Ah, really? Thank you.
Then...
Takayama-san will go inside of Kanazawa and Matsumura- san will go inside of Kanazawa.
No way! That's definitely a lie!
There's no way!
Wait a minute.
That's definitely a lie!
She's not even a member of Nomizaka anymore, right?
What is that?!
Who is this? The teacher of choreography?
That's right!
Our...
What?
She doesn't have to be strong until dawn, and she's got running water on her.
She's really like that.
Is she white-faced?
She's white-faced when she's troubled.
No way!
She's really troubled.
She's really like that!
Ah, really? She's similar.
Have you all seen her white-faced before?
Is that so?
She's white-faced about 20 times in one singing show.
Is she okay?
Is she okay? Isn't she unconscious?
No, that's right!
Isn't it insanely funny?
I thought she was one of the staff, but she's Wada.
Wow, she's wearing a super tie.
Isn't that super tie like that?
I put it on every time.
I see.
My whole body is black.
She's very kind, but I think too much about the members.
It's a little dark in front of me.
You have such white eyes.
During rehearsal, we talked like we wouldn't be found out even if we hid one by one.
With white eyes...
Even if you're not there when you have white eyes, you can't tell.
What's with that mission?
When you have white eyes and in the end no one's there, you're like "Huh?!"
You have white eyes again.
You have white eyes again. Where did you go?
What's really bad is that even though the teacher is there, he says it next to you.
It's Wada again.
Besides, if Wada starts like this, it won't stop anymore.
He's not a member anymore.
He's just a regular...
He's just a regular... He's too detailed.
His invitation has moved now.
This is bad.
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Nobisaka's first song, written and composed by Komuro Tetsuya, "Route 246" will be released as a limited single!