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It's been about two months since we recorded remotely for the first time in a while, and there are members and bananas that we haven't talked about for a long time.
So, tonight, we will introduce all the things that didn't fit in the management meeting.
What is Matsumura doing?
Matsumura spent a lot of time at home during the self- restraint period, such as receiving luggage during recording and so on.
Matsumura, what are you doing at home?
I've been doing cross-country skiing lately.
Cross-country skiing.
I've been doing it too much and I'm at the level of being able to move.
If you do cross-country skiing too much, you'll run out of things.
I'm lazy.
I've thrown away too many things.
There are a lot of closets and drawers, but I don't have anything in them.
I want to throw it away.
Like a wardrobe or a bed.
You have a life like a killer.
If you throw away a bed, do you sleep in a blanket?
I sleep in a blanket.
Why is it a usable bed?
I suddenly thought I didn't need a bed.
I don't need it.
When I moved into my house now, I bought a very good one, but now I feel like it's a waste of money.
I was going to buy a sofa.
Really?
What color is it?
Brown.
Brown? Light brown?
I like it.
How much did you use it for a period of time?
Not at all for a period of time.
I've been using a cover all the time, so I bought a sofa cover.
It's very beautiful.
What's the size?
About three people.
It's about three people, but it's enough for Mr. Dikishi to sit in it.
It's big.
I don't think it'll fit in.
I wanted a sofa, but it's not enough for three people.
I can't afford it.
Next is the nervous talk of the north side, which has continued to confuse the banana man at any pace.
After Ikuta showed off Himura's double eyelids at a pawnshop, this happened.
I just remembered it now, but I'm into clay now.
Why?
I like to make eraser with clay.
You make eraser with clay?
Have you ever thought about clay?
I can't erase it, but it looks like an eraser.
You can put your own brush in it.
I want to see when I make a mistake.
Are you planning a future where you will be deceived by yourself?
Can you show me the eraser you made today?
I have a picture of it.
Really?
Can you show me?
For the time being, they will wait for the picture of the north side.
It was a pattern that there was no picture here.
There is a picture.
There were some pictures that I often saw.
That's right.
I drew a picture of you there.
I'm glad you drew a picture of me there.
I'm very happy.
Were you free at that time?
I thought I was free.
If you draw a picture of me in the boy's room, won't you get a headache?
What do you mean?
I'm glad you drew a picture of me there.
I'm embarrassed.
My face is getting red.
Thank you very much.
Can you show me the picture of the north side?
Are you kidding me?
Wait a minute.
Are you kidding me?
How far does the north side go?
Miria, what are you doing?
I was wiping the screen. I'm sorry.
Why are you wiping it now?
It doesn't come back at all.
Now, the north side is finally in front of the camera.
It's a little dirty.
It's good. It's good. How big is it?
What size is it?
That's right. I put the eraser I had on top of the case and hardened the clay.
What's that? Is it something that hardens?
Oh, it doesn't harden at all. I thought it wouldn't harden.
I thought it wouldn't work.
I think they sell clay that hardens when baked.
Oh, is that so?
Shouldn't you make it with that?
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, bye.
Thank you for your hard work.
Next, from the communication environment, the picture quality was the worst.
I'm sorry.
But I thought I had to move my body, so I'm really addicted to it.
What I want to recommend to you is jumping in the bath.
Don't you fall? Are you okay?
Be careful.
If you have a bar in your bath, I recommend it.
The bath is really hot, isn't it?
Even if you come out of the bathtub, it's hot, isn't it?
And when you jump in such a hot environment, you get really tired.
Plus...
What do you mean?
I want to jump about 30 times and have a stomachache.
What do you mean? Try it now.
How high do you want to jump?
Well...
If you think about it like that, I want to jump diagonally up and do it like a rope jump.
The trick is to find the jump where you want to fall the most and shake it the most.
Then you'll have good arms and you'll learn how to jump like you're shaking.
And you'll feel like you're shaking a lot.
Are you thin?
No, I'm not thin.
But you're eating it.
It's not effective.
If I didn't do this, I'd be like this now, about 10 kilos.
I think it's like this.
I don't think taking a bath is good.
What?
It's not good.
You'll slip and stuff.
Thank you for asking. I was thinking of going to Iran.
I think it's better not to take a bath.
Next is Higuchi.
On Air, he showed us his shampoo videos and his original Hawaiian art.
You don't do anything at home, do you?
No, I do a lot of cleaning and sometimes I cook.
What do you cook?
I just eat bean sprouts.
It's not just bean sprouts.
I also eat cucumber and tomatoes.
Are you doing an izakaya?
It's a wonderful dish.
It looks good.
I also eat small things.
Aren't you just eating?
You're definitely drinking a lot.
No, I don't.
I don't, either.
On the other hand, Asuka was emphasizing that she didn't do anything during this period.
But you haven't been doing anything since then, right?
You haven't been watching movies, playing games, or anything like that, right?
Hey, she doesn't do anything!
Did you have any movies or series you wanted to watch during this period?
I did write down a lot of movies and series I wanted to watch.
But I hope I can watch them in the future.
Tell me!
Why?
Tell me!
Mr. Sagata, Mr. Sagata.
Tell me!
You also did a drama version of "Eizouken", didn't you?
Oh, "Eizouken"!
Did you watch it yourself?
Well, I did watch it, but I didn't watch it.
What do you think about watching yourself doing it?
Huh? It's embarrassing.
Is it embarrassing?
Yes.
Well, it's a little far from my usual role.
Oh, really? No, you were right.
Oh, really?
You haven't watched it yet, have you?
I did watch it. It's not all of it yet, but I did watch it.
I also read the manga.
It's interesting, isn't it?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Wow, you finally brought it up.
As expected of young girls.
You didn't tell me at all.
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Next up is "Questions from viewers about mistakes in programs".
On-Air, Akimoto was announcing it.
Each member has their own mistakes.
I've always wanted to apologize to Himura-san.
No, it's not like I want to apologize or anything like that.
If you're going to apologize, you should apologize.
When we made a cake for Himura-san's birthday party,
Himura-san asked me "can I eat it?" and I said "yes" and he said "you can eat it."
By the way, this is the scene at the time.
Himura-san, that's good. It's your first cake.
That's right. Can I eat it?
Please eat it.
Eat it.
She just ate it.
I'm sorry I didn't apologize properly.
Not at all.
I'm sorry, Himura-san.
Then can you apologize properly?
No, no.
That's harsh.
Not at all. You made me a cake.
It doesn't matter at all.
You said you were sorry your birthday party was messy.
That's right. I said "can I eat it?" so I said "I'm sorry."
Matsumura, do you have anything you want to say?
I've always felt sorry for Himura-san.
When we were driving, Ikuta Erika-chan and...
The one who drives a car.
Yes, the one who drives a car.
I'm the club president.
I don't remember it at all.
That's cute.
That's good. It's like a remote control.
That's cute.
When we were driving, Ikuta Erika-chan came and we went to the training center together.
We didn't have a driver's license, but it was our first time driving in the training center.
I was in the driver's seat and Ikuta Erika-chan was in the back seat.
When we stopped, she always applied an acute brake.
No matter how many times I did it, I did it every time.
But that made Ikuta Erika-chan feel really bad.
But when the camera was rolling, Ikuta Erika-chan said, "It's okay, it's okay."
She obviously looked like she was in the worst condition ever.
Even if you look at it over and over again, you'll get drunk.
I see. I'm sorry about that.
What about you, Nakada?
I have a lot of mistakes.
But you've cut it beautifully for me.
So I don't want to say it here.
I'm serious about it.
For example, I'll tell you one example.
We used to draw together.
Not recently, but a while ago.
Four of us drew together.
In midsummer, Kana wasn't good at drawing either.
So we decided to draw together.
But I ended up cutting everything.
It's not like a cheerleader.
Oh, I see.
No matter what you put on it, it's average.
Oh, I see.
People who are good at it know it.
But people who are not good at it are likely to be cheerleaders.
I see.
People who are not good at it are average.
I see.
But it's a good thing.
There are many things like that.
But it's not like a cheerleader.
I thought it would be lucky if it wasn't exposed to the public.
But everyone has experienced it.
I don't know why, but many comedians suddenly take off their clothes.
Even though it's dusty and dirty, they suddenly sit down.
I see.
Many comedians do it and get cut.
There are many things like that.
But it's not like a cheerleader.
Next, they were worried about how to call each other's names.
Even in the corner where the members asked questions, they couldn't manage it well.
Let's go with Kyu-sama.
Kyu-sama and Takayama are also MCs.
Thank you, Kyu-sama.
That's right.
Thank you.
And I love quizzes, so it's fun.
There was a remote recording the other day.
I looked back at the past of Kyu-sama.
"Banana Man" was also on the show.
It was before the quiz show.
What surprised me the most was the disbandment prank.
I was about to cry.
Kimura-san said she didn't want to disband.
I cried a lot.
Tsutara-san, were you moved at that time?
I thought she was thinking like that.
But I tried hard to deceive her.
That was about two days ago.
Before that recording, I was trying to create an atmosphere.
That's why you were influenced by other jobs.
I was doing a radio show of "Live Ocean".
They talked during the show.
But when commercials and songs came in, they didn't look at me at all.
The atmosphere was really bad.
I was wondering if I had something.
Since then, Himura-san, you've been a little weird, haven't you?
He was very cold.
And that day, when the radio was over, he said, "I have something to talk about today."
The radio was already up in the air.
But I thought you were going to divorce.
And then I didn't know you were going to divorce me.
It was a big hit.
But you didn't want to break up.
That was the moment when it was confirmed.
Have you ever thought of breaking up?
There are a lot of times like that.
What is that?
But I don't think we've really broken up.
You've been to Nogizaka a few times, haven't you?
I haven't been to Nogizaka many times.
After this, they went back to Kitagawa Theater.
Next, we have a request from the audience.
Which member and banana man would you like to choose as your best hit?
In fact, there were other candidates like this.
First, Higuchi.
Like "Taiyo ni kudokarete" or "zenzen ni amateru"
What was "taiyo ni kudokarete" again?
What was it again?
It's a song that Hitara-san and the others answered correctly in the intro quiz.
I don't know the song.
Oh, that's great!
Wow, I only heard "goo goo gan gan"
What was that?
Ah, that one.
You like that one?
Yes, I like it.
Why? You want to say "ride on", don't you?
"Ride on", yes, it feels good.
Ah, I see.
Ride on
Wait a minute, where did Asuka-chan go?
Asuka-chan, why did you disappear?
Did you receive a package?
Matsumura said earlier that he received a package.
That's right.
I'm begging you, really.
Next, what song did Himura choose?
I always forget the title of this song, but...
Huh?
What was it again?
I know it!
You know it?
"Boku ga iru basho"? (Where I am?)
Yes, "boku ga iru basho" (where I am)
That's it!
Ah, I know it.
That's what Asuka-chan just said.
That one!
I like that song a lot.
I know, I know.
You like that song a lot, don't you?
Yes.
"Boku ga shindara kono basho ni iru yo" (When I die, I'll be in this place)
That's right, that's right.
Wow, I'm happy!
I like that song a lot.
I've been listening to it a lot in my daily life.
I like it a lot.
I like it so much that sometimes I feel like crying.
Next, how many candidates did they choose?
Influencer dancing with Shitara-san.
No way!
How is it?
No way!
Dancing is impossible, but it's so difficult.
It's one of the most difficult things in Nogizaka.
But I haven't seen Shitara-san dancing so much.
Oh, that's good.
No way! Himura-san is abnormal.
Oh, is that so?
I don't know how much Himura-san learned.
Himura-san is dancing in various programs,
but you are one of the best among those old men out there.
No, it's not like that.
I'm the best among those old men.
That's amazing, Himura-san.
So it's not all about the points.
It's like only this part comes out.
Isn't that how you do it?
At the end, it's like...
No, no, no!
It's like only this part comes out.
Isn't that how you do it?
No, only that part is too much.
It's been there for a long time, and it's been blank for a long time.
That's true.
Only at the end.
Next,
thanks to Wada's mistake-listening talk,
Kitagawa's unique sensibility was discovered.
Kitagawa doesn't have that kind of thing.
It seems like it.
I hope it exists, but I'm sorry, it doesn't.
Ah!
I like listening to the sky.
Ah, listening to the sky.
Yes, listening to music.
Ah, dancing.
Ah, the sky.
Yes, um...
What?
What? What do you mean?
You talk a lot and then suddenly stop.
That's not the case for "for example, now".
Ah, what was it?
"Now" was playing for a long time and I thought it was "now".
But I forgot the moment I heard it.
What song is it?
I don't know.
I remembered the song but...
What song is it?
I forgot how many times I heard it wrong.
Tell me about that song.
It's a melody of spring.
Ah, a melody of spring.
I forgot where and how I heard it wrong.
Can someone sing it?
After the news,
the usual forecaster
told it with his blue hands.
From tomorrow morning,
it'll get warmer.
Like a handkerchief.
Ah, it's here.
You found it?
What did you remember?
It's "like a handkerchief".
Like a handkerchief?
I don't remember how many times I heard it wrong.
Like a handkerchief?
Like a hand wash?
Like a handkerchief?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Like a hand wash?
Like a handkerchief?
That's it.
If you remember it, tell me.
I'm sorry for taking up your time.
No, it's true.
You're so selfish.
Forbidden impersonation, again?
Next up, Terada, who gave up her faith in God for a reckless act,
orders Himura to do a one-shot game in place of impersonation.
For this new era...
Do you know what "wadamaya" is?
There's a thing called "wadamaya."
What?
Right, Himura?
So there's "wadamaya."
What do you mean?
Where and how do you say it?
I don't know either!
I'm "wadamaya."
You got permission for this?
What? I didn't say it!
Oh, you didn't say it.
You didn't get permission for this, did you?
I'm sorry, but I'm "wadamaya."
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's "ng," "ng," right?
Well, you don't have to do it.
Yeah.
"Wadamaya" it is.
Yeah.
Next up, Umezawa, who gave up her faith in God for a reckless act,
will continue her talk about that.
I like "hironagate" now.
Yeah, me too.
If it was me, I'd absolutely hate it.
Why?
It's terrible.
Even though you gave it to me.
Hironagate
Then we should increase "hironagate."
Yeah, we have no choice but to increase it.
First, let's put in two "ungirls."
Those two.
Is it okay?
It'd be perfect if we put them in. They're strong.
Yeah, you're right.
Let's have "hironagate" stand up and say, "hironagate!"
But, well, if you put them in a row, it's small.
Umezawa is about 189cm.
I'm about 171cm.
But for a girl, 170cm is high.
It's cool, though.
Yeah, it's cool.
I admire you.
Well, I have a complex about live performances.
Really? A complex?
(Singing)
(Laughing)
No, no.
It's not a complex.
It's a band.
No, it's not.
I don't like food.
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I don't think I can do it.
Well, you know how they say "faxi" tastes like a beetle if you don't like it?
If you eat a beetle...
(Laughing)
What is it?
I hate it because it smells like a beetle.
But I can't eat a beetle.
(Laughing)