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[Himura's Anything-But-Sold-Out-Products 2020]
Himura's Anything-But-Sold-Out-Products 2020!
It's 2020.
The handmade birthday presents for Himura have begun.
Himura's Anything-But-Sold-Out-Products 2020!
Well, Himura-san...
Let me change my clothes!
Can you just wear the top part?
Why only the top part?
Let's start with tonight's first product selection.
Isn't it cool?
Is it?
Oh, I can see Himura-san's face!
Oh, Himura-san!
Why are you in the frame?
I thought you weren't in the frame!
No, no, no!
[Himura's Anything-But-Sold-Out-Products 2020]
Next is Matsumura!
Oh, it's Matsumura's turn! I'm scared!
What is it, Matsu?
Are you scared?
I'm scared!
I'm not scared today.
I'm not scared, but...
I'm sure Himura-san will be very happy.
Does it look small?
It's about this size.
Oh, I wonder what it is.
It's like Kiyo Prefecture's Shumai Bento.
It's the best!
Why is it like that?
Let's open it up.
Huh?
It really does look like Kiyo Prefecture's Shumai Bento.
This is an English word book I used for three years in high school.
An English word book?
It's written in different name in Osaka University.
Matsumura's real name is Kagiwara, isn't it?
No, it's not my real name.
Are you OK?
Is it your boyfriend's name?
No, it's not.
In my high school, in Osaka University,
every morning, there is a morning test.
There is a test of all English words.
There is a test for all high school students.
For that test, everyone has their own English word book.
If a club wins,
there is a tradition of going there to get an autograph.
In 2008,
Haruna won and won again.
It's an autograph of a player who won.
What?
At that time?
Kagiwara?
Kagiwara Keigo.
What?
I don't know why, but it's amazing.
It's an extra.
Extra?
Isn't it a pro?
It's not a pro. It's a social person.
Kagiwara.
It's full of memories of youth.
Wow.
Behind me is Yuto Fukushima.
He was a pitcher when he won the championship.
What? A three-man pitcher?
Yes, a three-man pitcher.
Is it okay?
Is it for the show?
No, it's not.
When I was in high school, I really liked pornography.
When I went to a concert, people used my tapes too much.
So, they used my favorite tapes.
I used it seriously.
I thought you would give it to a pitcher and a four-man pitcher.
No, it's not.
I don't think it's a waste of money.
It's a treasure.
And Matsumura...
For three years...
Every morning, there was an absolute test.
No matter how much I hated it, there was an absolute test.
I did it while crying.
Blood, sweat and tears were smeared on this word book.
I was surprised.
If it was Himura, he would never throw it away.
He would have it with me for the rest of his life.
He would definitely share these memories with me.
Why are you scaring me?
I'm scared of you.
Why are you scaring me?
If it was Himura...
He would have it with him for the rest of his life.
I thought he would give it to a pitcher and a four-man pitcher.
Why a pitcher and a four-man pitcher?
Next, what did Higuchi send from his house?
Do you think Higuchi and Himura will like it?
I think it's practical.
Practical and usable.
Practical and usable?
Let's open it.
Open.
It's completely different.
Goggles and...
Why are you giving me this?
Swimming cap?
Yes, it's a swimming cap.
What is it?
I think it was when I was 20 years old.
About two years ago, I thought a swimming cap would be the most effective exercise.
There is a sports center where everyone can go, right?
Yes, it's like a community pool.
I bought a swimming cap and goggles because I wanted to go there.
But, about the third time, I got embarrassed and couldn't go there.
So, I stayed at home and slept.
I think Himura is better than me in terms of size.
If you have a swimsuit, you can change it here.
I haven't changed it yet.
Why don't you try it on?
Should I try it on?
I think it will look better if you wear a hat first.
Oh, you're right.
Himura-san, you should wear a hat first.
I haven't worn it yet.
Oh, I think she's wearing it.
Can I wear it now?
It's suspicious.
You look like an old woman.
This is normal.
This is not funny.
This is what happens when I go to the pool.
Why are you laughing?
I think it's good.
It may be difficult now, but I want you to do it on the south island or in the pool.
Even on the south island, you have to do this.
I've never seen anyone wearing these kinds of tools.
Even if you like it, it's not funny at all.
It's not like that.
I'm on TV right now.
I want you to wear a pineapple necklace and a boomerang pants and show up in the pool.
It's perfect.
There is something sent by a member who is not here.
Can you open it?
Open!
What is it?
A pineapple necklace?
I think there is a letter.
Mr. Himura.
Can you read it for me?
Who is it?
Mr. Himura, how are you?
I bought it last winter,
but due to a size mistake, a large one arrived for me.
I didn't have a record of returning it, and I left it as it was,
so I think it will be perfect for you.
I want you to wear it when it gets cold,
and one more thing,
white paper!
It's white paper!
- From white paper... - From white paper...
and more, soybean flour.
What is "more, soybean flour"?
I've never said that I like soybean flour.
She likes soybean flour mochi.
She bought a lot of soybean flour.
Why did you buy a lot of it?
They are cute.
But they are big.
They are cute.
They look perfect for Himura.
It's perfect!
It looks good!
- It's perfect. - It's perfect!
It's mine.
- They look like they're perfect for you. - That's right.
Perfect.
What is this? I wanted this for a long time.
What is this? It's really good.
It goes well with Kinako mochi.
It's not annoying.
It's really good.
It's like a winter set.
It's really hot now and I want to take it off.
I want to become a karate man as soon as possible.
Karate man?
These are the presents we got this time.
Last time, Kimura brought things he didn't need and exchanged them with everyone.
Kimura said, "I don't need it because I'll have a lot of things I don't need."
What?
It's not "what"?
You always bring things you don't need.
That's right.
So, this time, you'll only bring one thing you like.
What?
No way!
That's right.
So, from now on,
since you've brought things you don't need and it might be troublesome for you to come back,
you'll give all of the things you have today to one person.
That's easy to understand!
No, no, no, no!
It's settled!
So, first of all, the number one item that Kimura will exchange is...
It's only one person.
Please announce it.
Please!
The item that Kimura wanted the most is...
A white stone stand!
This is a mission!
A white stone stand! Thank you!
The item that Kimura will exchange with the white stone stand is...
A big souvenir from overseas, a wooden salad bowl!
That's nice!
That's quite a nice item!
Thank you!
White stone stand!
And the members who will exchange all of the remaining items will have a remote black tragedy!
If you're lucky, you can have all of today's items!
All of them?!
All of them!
With the system in which Kimura points out the designated places for the members...
All seven members have cleared their first round of excitement!
- Semiya! - Yes!
- To the right! - Over there! Over there!
- Over there! - Odi!
- Let's go!
- One, two!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I can't do anything! - I'm scared!
- Now, Takayama!
- Yes, over there! - Oh, I'm scared!
- Oh, it looks like you can hit it!
- Let's go!
- One, two!
- Wow!
- Good job! - Good job!
- Everyone has a lot of memories, so don't throw them away and keep them.
- Wow! That's hard! It's hard because I have too many memories!
- Yes, but...
- This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
- I couldn't find my charger, so I couldn't charge it...
- Maybe in two or three years...
- Don! I'm a banana man who is teaching at Nogizaka High School in Suwajima.
- And I'm a young Nogizaka girl.
- One, two!
- Long time no see!
I want to do it!
But you are doing it quite well.
I know you want to eat Nagasaki-style ramen.
So, this is how you do remote recording.
Was it your first time in Yamashita?
Yes, it was my first time.
But I watched remote recording at home.
Please watch it.
How have you been?
I've been doing great.
I have more opportunities to eat at home.
I love spicy food.
For example, I bought root gerokia sauce or habanero oil.
- Gerokia is quite common. - Yes, it is.
Do you have any spicy food in your hand now?
No, I don't. I'm sorry.
- You don't, do you? - That's probably your company, isn't it?
- Yes, it is. - You have a whiteboard.
- I don't think you have any spicy food there. - I see.
- And you, Shinuchi, it's been a while, hasn't it? - Yes, it's been a while.
- How have you been? - I'm doing great.
What did you do?
I just watched it.
- I see. - Yes.
- You didn't watch "Narcos", did you? - Yes, I did!
- You did? - Yes, I did!
- Where did you watch it? - I haven't watched the Mexican version yet.
- But I've watched the first one. - So you watched the Colombian version?
- Yes, I did. - I see.
- You do watch it. - But it was really fun.
- "Nakada" is fun, isn't it? - "Nakada" seems like you've watched it.
What did you do earlier?
I was making various things.
- Things? - Erasers, dollhouses...
- Oh, dollhouses... - I see.
- You're good at drawing, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- So you're relying on erasers, aren't you? - Yes, I drew it myself.
Next time, you should make erasers for all of us.
- It's really hard! - Are you sure?
- It's really hard! - You want to watch at least one, don't you?
- Yes. - Do you have time now?
- I don't have it now, but... - You don't have it?
- Then, can you make erasers until it's over? - No, I can't.
- If you can do it, it's great. - It's hard, it's hard.
- Then, Himura-san. - Yes?
Please announce today's project.
"Nobitaka Image Ranking"!
Unexpectedly unknown evaluation among the members.
This time, a questionnaire will be conducted for all 45 members.
Highly rated members will be announced in a ranking format.
They will learn about their own image and improve themselves further.
Tonight's first high ranking is...
Who is the nicest member?
Highly rated members will be announced in a ranking format.
Mina, do you think you are one of them?
It's hard for me to say.
I will announce you as one of the best three.
Shin, do you think you are one of them?
I can't say it myself.
It's too arrogant.
I think everyone is kind but...
Do you think you are one of them?
I think everyone is kind but...
I feel like Nakada is being treated well.
Do you think so?
I always complain about Nakada in the dark.
I thought you would say that.
I was wondering why you were treating me so kindly.
I feel like Shiinuchi is one of them.
You are kind but...
I feel like you are one of them.
I think you are one of them.
I don't know.
Maybe you give everyone gum or candy.
I don't know what you are treating me so kindly.
I was born to be a woman who gives gum.
Let's see the third place of "kindest member".
Akimoto Manatsu.
I think she is one of them.
She is kind and a captain.
Do you think you are one of them?
Yes.
Akimoto.
Hello.
Akimoto is at home.
Is he at home or does he always carry that thing behind him?
I am at home.
You are in the third place.
I am happy. Thank you.
I took a questionnaire and asked you why.
Yakubo said this.
When you are crying, make sure you call me and hug me.
You are kind.
You said kind words to me many times.
And you talked to me.
When you joined us, you kindly taught me many things.
I was happy that you talked to me a lot and asked me to take pictures with you.
I still remember it well.
When you were worried about something, you talked about it and emailed me.
I think you are kind-hearted.
You are kind.
I am happy.
When your juniors are in trouble, you talk to them.
I know it's hard for juniors to talk to juniors.
But Tama came to see me on stage.
Did you forget that I was there?
Did you remember that I was there?
You are kind.
Akimoto, did you think you were in first place?
To be honest, I thought I was in first place.
That's right.
Akimoto, what do you think?
But...
But you are already in first place.
You know, Akimoto is kind and kind-hearted.
I thought I was in first place, too.
I didn't think you were in first place.
I am grateful that you are in third place.
Do you know who is in first place?
I think MAYA is in first place.
MAYA.
There is no MAYA in Nogizaka.
Who is MAYA?
You are kind. You take care of everyone.
MAYA.
But you are in third place.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Well, goodbye, Kimo-chan.
I feel lonely.
In conclusion, we will announce the second place of "kindest member ranking"!
Who is in second place?
Asuka-chan, Dozuka, who do you think will be in second place?
You don't think so?
I don't think I'm in this ranking.
I see. Because you all have a hard time.
I don't think I'm in this ranking, but I don't think I'm in this ranking because I'm trying to be nice to my juniors like you, Mr. Akimoto.
This is not a "haraguro" ranking.
You're not trying to be nice, are you, Asuka-chan?
No, I'm not. I've already got my mind out of it.
You've already got your mind out of it, Mr. Akimoto.
Mr. Akimoto turned on the screen without thinking about it.
It's gone once.
The second place of "kindest member ranking" is...
2, 3...
Higuchi!
Higuchi, do you know who it is?
I put it in!
Oh, you put it in Higuchi!
Let's call out Higuchi.
Higuchi!
I did it!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
Thank you!
Why did the other members put it in Higuchi?
Nakahara also put it in Higuchi, right?
I also put it in Higuchi.
Nakahara says this.
I think you're good at finding people's good points.
If there's someone crying, I'll rush over and be by their side.
On the other hand, we've been together for nine years,
and I've never seen you get emotional.
That sounds like you.
Do you get angry?
No.
I always think you're a good person, no matter where you cut it off.
Also, Ume.
When Higuchi is around,
the air on set becomes warmer.
He's kind to everyone.
He tries to keep a distance from us juniors,
and everyone is basically kind.
But Higuchi's kindness that comes out of him
is unique.
His voice, his face, his personality, and his mood,
are all turned upside down and he's kind.
That's amazing!
That's so touching!
If there's someone crying, I'll rush over and be by their side.
That's interesting.
When I used to cry,
the members of Onee-san and the first-year students
would come up to me and say, "Are you okay?"
I was so happy.
Yeah, even the master of "Konjac One" came up to you and said, "Are you okay?"
That's amazing.
I'm so happy.
Higuchi. Higuchi.
Higuchi.
Are you okay? What's wrong?
She's crying.
Are you okay? What's wrong?
Do you want me to ask you?
That's amazing.
When you cry too much, you can't hear Higuchi's voice.
It's like you're doing "huntason" all the time.
I'm in trouble.
However, there is one person who can suppress Higuchi like this.
That's right.
I don't know.
I thought it was Higuchi.
Then, who is the most kind member ranking in the world?
Who is it?
Zan, I'm back!
I'm back!
That's right, that's right.
Thank you very much!
You have been decided as the nicest member in Nogizaka.
I can't say it.
The nicest queen.
I'm really sorry.
I want to give you money.
Please give 11 people money.
Give me money.
One person, 10,000 yen. 10,000 yen for each of you.
110,000 yen.
It's expensive.
That's not the reason.
Ikuta always accepts people.
She never rejects.
I see.
Even if it's obviously wrong or weird, she doesn't reject.
That's right, that's right.
That's right, it can be good or bad.
Yoshida.
No, no.
You can't imagine being angry when you're talking with anyone.
Even when I was playing pranks for a while,
you were laughing and going along with me.
Do you remember this?
I remember it.
When we were doing catering or tricks,
you were like 'Whoa!' and came out to me.
At that time, it wasn't like you were being nice,
but like 'Whoa, what's up with you today?'
You were like 'Friend, friend, like a friend.'
Like that.
She's like that.
Right?
She's like that.
I don't think she's nice at all.
Now, Ina is...
She's not into it at all.
She's not nice at all.
We were talking about relationship.
But you know,
these three people,
are not very kind to you, Himura-san,
in your daily life.
That's not true.
I'm not like that.
I don't think like that.
I don't think like that!
You know,
you know,
this show
has been brought to you,
by these sponsors.
Well, well,
this survey isn't for that,
but if you see anyone crying,
go immediately and take them.
Then you won't see them anymore.
What's up?
Well, you know,
if you see me crying,
it's gonna be hard for me not to go there.
I don't like it.
Who will go? Who will go?
It's OK. You don't have to go.
It seems like the members hate you.
You don't get along at all.
Akimoto said "It's OK. You don't have to go."