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Let's get started! I'm Banana Man, the host of "Nogizaka construction day"
Nice to meet you!
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
Nice to meet you!
You don't have anything in common today, do you?
I didn't have a chance to decide.
You didn't have a chance to decide.
It's fun, isn't it?
So, today's project is...
Himura-san!
No, Matsumura!
Yes!
Please announce it!
Himura's Whatever-You-Can-Get 2020!
Yay!
Why is it 2020?
So, this "Himura's Whatever-You-Can-Get" project started about two years ago.
About two years ago?
Yes, about two years ago.
We brought things you didn't need and asked Himura-san to bring them back.
We talked about "why" last time, didn't we?
So, this project is...
Well, Higuchi...
Do you remember Higuchi last time?
He was wearing a necklace with pineapple shapes that he was going to give to his friends.
It looked perfect on Himura-san.
It would just tie my neck!
It would look like this and it'd make a sound like "teno, teno, teno, teno, teno, teno" and I'd laugh like "teno, teno, teno, teno, teno, teno"
It had such a thing.
Yes, it had.
So, again, today, we brought things you didn't need.
You didn't need them in the first place.
You brought them back to Himura-san's delivery.
But there might be something you dug out of them.
I'm sure there are fans who are really happy about it.
Even if it's just trash, fans are happy about it.
On the contrary.
I'm sure there are people like that.
So we're going to have the members look for something they don't need and give it to you, Himura-san.
A gift for Himura.
First of all, something he doesn't need.
Oh, this time, Himura-san, you're not wearing underwear.
That's right.
I wanted to challenge it this time, but I have to stand up for a moment.
It's going to be filmed, isn't it?
If you do that, the broadcast will end.
It's pretty big, isn't it?
Yeah, it looks big.
That's right.
I brought something very practical.
Practical?
I'm sure you're right.
I'm counting on you.
This area is crazy.
I'm basically bad because I'm crazy.
Shall we open it up?
Yes.
OK.
Open!
What's this?
Yay!
There's a lot of stuff in here.
Oh, yes.
This is something I made when I was in middle school.
Oh, that's cute.
You're good at this.
There's something written on the back of the camera.
It says "230 billion Erika".
Oh, this is...
I was the fifth of the third class of second year.
Oh, I see.
Fifth of the third class of second year.
What? How many?
There were four of you before me?
There were a lot of "a"s and "i"s.
When you were making this, you didn't think you'd give it to Himura, did you?
I didn't think about it.
Of course you didn't.
You're good at making things, aren't you?
Are you good at cutting things?
I had a challenge of making things with an electric saw.
You cut things?
So you did a curve like this and went to an electric saw?
I did it. It was my first electric saw.
It opens with a mirror, doesn't it?
Oh, I see. Does it open?
Yes, it does.
You can hang a key or something like that.
You can hang a key.
Is there a place you can hang two of them?
You can hang it here, too.
How many keys do you hang?
Three places.
Three places here.
You're not a guard, are you?
When you lock an important key here, you'll never find out, will you?
You can hang it on the front door, can't you?
That's right.
When you come back, you can lock it here, can't you?
That's right.
It's really good.
What did you do with it?
I haven't used it yet.
I've kept it.
Why haven't you used it?
Why?
Because you don't need it.
But you kept it well.
You didn't throw it away.
It's handmade, and it's convenient.
I was waiting for the day when I could use it.
It's decided now.
You can't hang it where there is a key now.
You can hang it anywhere.
That's right.
It won't bother you.
What's this?
There's one more.
This is...
What's this?
I can't open it.
There are a lot of things.
It's a spray.
That's right.
When we had a self-restraint period,
we bought a disinfectant to carry it around.
That's right.
Why did you buy a lot of it?
Because we use it a lot now.
Like alcohol and soju.
But you haven't used it yet.
How do you use it?
This container was alcohol-free.
Then I won't use it.
Can I put documents in it?
I'm not a food company.
What should I use it for?
You can use it for anything.
You can put anything in it except for alcohol.
I want alcohol now.
So you haven't used it yet?
No, I haven't used it yet.
You haven't used it yet.
You have a good line of things you don't need.
This is exquisite.
You don't need it exquisitely.
I thought you'd put it in, but you didn't.
I wanted you to put it in, but you didn't.
It's exquisite.
It's convenient, so please use it.
You really don't need it.
What did Kitano send from home?
I haven't seen it yet, but you look happy.
I'm sure you'll be happy.
You'll be happy?
I see. Let's take a look.
Open!
Ta-da!
It's a studio!
What's this? It's quite specific.
I bought it about five years ago and haven't worn it yet.
You haven't worn it yet?
You're right! There's a tag on it!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for making you wear it!
No, it's fine.
It's new.
There's a tag on it!
You bought it about five years ago and haven't worn it yet!
I bought it because I liked Hinako's "h".
I thought it would look good on me.
It looks good on you.
But you have "h" too, so I like it a lot.
You do have "h".
You're right!
You do have "h".
What did you say?
Do you have to have your own initials for clothes like this?
There's no such rule, is there?
I think it's better for you to have your own initials.
Your name is Him Himura, isn't it?
What's your initial "him"?!
It's "ikiyo".
"Him Himura"?
Like "brum brum brum"?
It's an idol name.
It's "Him Himura".
Can I try it on?
I can't wear what you were going to wear.
People say you look bigger and fatter than you actually are.
To tell you the truth, you don't have much of a shoulder width.
You've been eating a lot lately.
You've become chubby.
I'm not chubby.
It looks good on you!
It looks good on you for real!
Does it look good on me?
Your sleeves look good on you.
There are people like this in the 6th grade of elementary school, right?
I thought it wouldn't fit anymore, but it did!
What's going on?!
You can close it with a chair in front of you, too.
It's stuck in there!
The second one, too.
It actually fits if you pull it like this.
Your chin is a little weird.
My chin is a little weird.
Every time I wear a bike, I feel like this.
It's stuck in here, too.
If you pull it hard, it comes off.
It came off.
I thought a bone came off.
I don't need it!
The size is...
You should decide not to close it in front of you.
Even if I don't close it in front of me, it comes off around here.
Is it tight around your shoulders?
It's really tight around my shoulders.
That's because of your age.
It's not like that!
It's because of my size!
I don't need it!
It suits you very well.
If you are in a good mood, you can go ahead, can't you?
I can go ahead very, very much.
I don't have to close my eyes.
You look cooler.
I don't have to close my eyes.
You look good.
I don't think so.
It suits you very well.
You look like you are looking at me from outside.
You always wear such clothes.
I don't wear such clothes.
She says "mike, mike".
I don't need such a small size.
I don't need it.
You look smaller than you say.
No, that's not it.
I like this area more than you do.
No, you like this area more.
No, you like this area more than you do.
"What you don't need" from Semia.
Okay, let's see Semia's one.
It's a little bit small.
What is it?
It's a little bit small.
Okay, let's see Semia's one.
Open!
What is it?
It's a doll!
It's a laughing doll!
What is it?
It's a laughing doll!
It's about you, Imura-san!
Laughing doll?
Hey, laughing doll!
What kind of saying is that?
What is it, Semia?
I made it when I was in middle school.
It's a laughing doll!
You made it with hard work!
Don't make me say what you made!
You made it in middle school!
It says "thank you" on it!
It's cute!
Imura-san loves kimonos.
Really?
I'm glad you like it!
Amazing!
Wow! You made it thinking it's contaminated.
Is it because of the words "laughter" in it?
Yes, yes, yes!
Why did you put "laughter" in it?
Everyone put letters like "pass" in it.
I was so happy when I passed the audition that I put my heart and soul into it with a smile on my face.
I like it.
I'm sorry, but we can't have that kind of festival.
Daruma is...
But if you made it like this when you passed the audition, you should have displayed it.
That's right. You should have displayed it.
It's different.
What's different?
You should have displayed it.
If you say you made it for me, it's dangerous.
Did you display it until now?
I displayed it.
Where did you display it?
I displayed it on the top of the shelf at the end of the room.
Where is it?
It's almost unnecessary.
You put it all in that shelf, didn't you?
I see.
Did you draw Seimiya's "Rei" part later?
"Rei" has a different color.
Really?
"Rei" is...
It's hard to see on the monitor, isn't it?
Maybe it is.
Are you Soshina?
I forgot.
Are you Soshina?
"Rei" part is a little...
That's right. "Rei" part is...
Maybe it's...
"Rei" part is...
Did you draw "Rei" part?
Look.
It's different now.
It's "Rei" part, isn't it?
I made a mistake.
It's easier to bring it home.
It's overwhelmingly right.
When you were making it, you thought it was "Himura- san" and made it.
Are you stupid?
You bastard!
Why did you make it yellow?
You made it happy.
I like yellow.
Really?
I like it, too.
"Himura-san", you, too.
It's the same.
When I was choosing a color, I usually chose yellow.
That's right.
That's why "cariba" in front of the implant was "makikki".
It can't be helped.
I had "cariba" for a while, so it became yellow.
I didn't choose yellow.
That's right.
What is it?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
This is tough.
Wow.
To the right, to the right, to the right!
Next, we'll show you what we received from Takayama.
Most of them are unused.
That's true. But this is completely unused.
Why is everyone trying to drink something?
It's being recorded.
It's strange.
It's strange. Why is everyone trying to drink water when it's being recorded remotely?
Everyone, if you try to drink water, you'll get 10 points each.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
It's difficult.
Iguchi also hid and drank from the straw, but it's no good.
What is it?
Let's go to Takayama.
It's a box.
Huh? A cash case? Isn't it money?
What do you need it for?
What kind of money is it?
Cash case.
It's a cash case-sized square case.
What is it?
Himura-san, please show us.
Huh? It's Wii Fit!
That's good.
It's Wii Fit!
Look!
Huh? What does this mean?
What? You didn't use it?
Yes.
I do have Wii, but I didn't feel like playing it until I opened it.
Huh? You bought it, but you haven't played it even once?
Yes.
Huh?
What a waste!
That's right.
Of course, it's a good thing.
But, Mr. Himura, are you happy about it?
I wanted to try it.
A little while ago, we did "we fit".
That's right.
I missed buying it.
I'm interested in it now.
Really?
So, Himura will try "we fit" recommended exercise.
Who will go with me from now on?
Which one is Himura?
I don't know at all.
Wow!
It's really good.
It's a bull shark.
I didn't know it's a bull shark.
Mr. Himura, there is a hero called San Balcan who is good at this pose.
A bull?
There was a bull shark and a blue one.
That's right.
It was like this.
Wow!
It's not that fast.
It's fast.
Wow!
I have a bad feeling about it.
Three more times.
Two more times.
What is it?
Let's make a voice.
Let's make a voice?
Let's make a voice.
What will you sing?
Shark.
Bull.
No, it's not "bull shark".
Shark.
Next, she will try an exercise you can do with "we fit".
What is it?
"We fit" dance.
It's fun.
I used to do it at home.
Really?
It's cute.
Mr. Himura, you are disgusting.
What is it?
It's cute.
What is it?
Mr. Himura is doing it.
Do you turn your neck?
Do you take it?
You have to catch it.
What?
You have to catch it.
Catch it?
You have to catch it.
I can't do it.
What is it?
How do you do it?
You will fall.
It's really hard.
How do you do it?
It's coming.
You have to tilt your body.
I see.
I want to do reverse rotation.
Can we do reverse rotation?
You look happy.
You are sweating a lot.
I'm glad.
You are sweating a lot.
It's good exercise.
Don't you exercise at home?
I'm careful and eat kelp.
I eat kelp.
You eat kelp.
I'm eating kelp.
You are creative.
I remember that time.
She has a soul of a sage.
Next, what is the great thing sent from Umezawa?
It's pretty specific.
Isn't it clothes or something like that?
If it's Umezawa's clothes, Himura-san can also wear it, right?
I can't wear it!
There are quite a few chappers.
There are chappers, but...
Let's go.
An oven!
Clothes!
What is this?
That's right!
First of all, it's pottery!
Wow!
Does it have a name on it?
Of course it has a name on it!
It says "Umezawa Tomio".
It's just Umezawa.
In addition, there is a trophy and a shield.
Why?
The trophy is amazing.
There is also a shield.
Wow!
Himura-san, you love trophies, don't you?
I don't like it at all.
It's a person's trophy. I don't need it at all.
You don't need a person's trophy!
I'm serious!
Why do you need it?
Ume!
What is this?
When I was in elementary school,
I learned karate.
So, I took the uniform I wore at the time and the trophy I won at the show.
Why do you hate the trophy even more?
Why don't you just keep the trophy?
That's right!
I've displayed it enough for a long period of time.
Well, well, well...
You've displayed it enough.
What kind of competition is this?
Is it a world competition?
That's...
No, no, it's not like that.
Did you win a championship?
I won a championship once.
I was very short.
What?
In the past?
I was about four inches taller than I am now.
So, it was disadvantageous for me.
What?
I was fighting with all my strength.
Can you show it to the camera?
I'd like to see it.
What?
I haven't done it for a while.
No, I remember that time.
It's different for people who have won.
I know.
Matsumura, would you like to try it?
As a comparison...
Here I go.
It's completely different.
Can you do it again?
I want to see it again.
Yes, I want to see it again.
See, it's different.
Yes, it's completely different.
Ikuta, can you do it again?
Here I go.
See, it's completely different.
That's right.
I knew it.
It's no match for Ume.
It's different, isn't it?
Ume, you shouldn't give such an important tool like this to Himura.
But my parents gave me permission.
If it's Himura...
You wore this when you were in elementary school.
It's so small.
That's right.
It doesn't fit you now.
It was really small.
You took it off the screen and put it on.
Are you OK?
Yes.
Can you cut it?
If you can cut it well, you can live like this.
Don't miss Himura's transformation.
You changed your clothes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Himura.
Wow!
It's a little small, but I can't wear it.
I want it! I want it!
The obi is too high.
What is it?
You like it very much.
It's in. It's in.
Wow!
It's in. It's in.
The top is a little small, but the bottom is just right.
My mom is doing it for me with a rubber band.
She's dressing me up with a rubber band.
That's right.
I guess karategi is strong.
It's strong.
It has a good taste.
That's right.
It's soft.
It's because you've chosen it many times.
I've done it many times.
This is good, isn't it?
It suits you.
Right?
It suits you.
Thank you!
It's not "thank you"!
You're fooling me!
What are you saying?
I said I don't need it!
What did you use it for after you gave it to me?
You said you wanted to exercise, so I used it for "we fit".
I want you to use it for "we fit" and for walking.
You said you wanted "we fit" and you used it for "we fit".
Why do you do things like this?
If you do walking, people will think you're a kid who goes to karate.
Don't talk about Fumezawa's "osagari".
I like "unemaki".
You like "unemaki", don't you?
I really like it.
If you use Fumezawa's "karate" as "unemaki", people will laugh at you.
Hello, I'm Fumezawa!
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I think it's perfect for you, Himura-san.
Me, too?
One, two...
There are many people like you who are adults.
No, there aren't!