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Don! Nice to meet you! I'm Kouji Nogizaka, Banana Man of the board.
Nice to meet you!
And I'm Nogizaka-chan.
Don!
One, two!
Nogizaka Kouji!
Isn't it a normal meeting this time?
I think some of you have been here before.
But it's your first time here, isn't it?
Yes.
How have you been?
I've been watching yoga for the first time in my life since I joined the board of directors.
What is that yoga? Tell me about it.
Milione?
Is that the director, Milione?
Yes, it is.
I like other directors' works.
Do you?
Yes.
By the way, this is a little different.
When I joined Netflix, they called me "Narcos".
You say "Narcos" every week, but you don't watch it.
I'm talking about "Drug King".
How do you watch foreign dramas?
Like "Narcos"?
No, "The Walking Dead" and…
Don't you watch "Narcos"?
No, I don't.
"Narcos" is like "Drug King".
Then, watch "Narcos".
You say "Narcos" every week, but you don't watch it.
I put it in my playlist.
You put it in your playlist.
Yes, I did.
It's your first time watching a sequel, isn't it?
Yes, it's my first time.
She said it's her first time.
Don't say it's fun.
Did you forget it all?
Did you reset it all?
It's my first time.
I'm sorry.
How do you spend your time?
I have a piano I left at home, so I play it.
A piano?
I like that kind of thing at times like this.
I like composing songs as a hobby.
So, I bought it for playing.
Do you compose songs?
Yes, I do.
You don't have a piano there, do you?
I do have a piano, but I don't play it that much.
I want to play it.
I want to touch it, but I want to play it a little.
I'm really okay.
I'm sorry.
You changed your clothes, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Oh, you did.
Did you notice it after all?
I didn't know black would turn white like that.
I'm happy.
You look like an I.G. today, too.
I don't like it.
Now, let's do it.
Mr. Himura.
Yes, this is the turning point.
Cheers with me!
The members will pick up the times when they were divided as idols in the program and talk about their memories.
Am I a god?
The first one to announce is Terada Ranze.
Terada, you're new here, right?
Yes, I am.
How have you been doing?
Well, I like clothes...
Oh, it's moving.
Can you hear me?
Oh, it's moving.
I like clothes, so...
Please don't stop.
It's moving, it's moving, it's moving.
I'm sorry, I was doing a challenge that got stuck.
I like clothes, so...
I like clothes remakes and shoes remakes.
Are you making it?
You guys are amazing.
I'm stuck.
I wasn't aware of it.
If you were stuck, you should have told me you were stuck.
I was stuck.
I was talking with my hands.
I'm sorry.
Terada Nani, you don't have a machine, but do you remake clothes by hand?
That's right, and I mainly paint clothes that I already have.
Oh, I see.
You paint clothes.
The one you're wearing now, you didn't remake it, did you?
No, it's already stored.
So it's not like, "That was a white shirt."
No, no, no.
No, it's not like that.
The 17th single's new selection members, four dads, will announce a survey about their daughters.
What should dads do in this selection to leave their daughters a mark?
Terada Papa's Answer!
I'd like you to come up with funny lines for Mr. Banana Man.
I'd like you to come up with a gag for me.
Oh, me?
A gag, you say?
This is one of my recent favorites from you, Himura-san,
and I'd like you to take a look at it.
This is really funny.
It's called "Machines".
Machines...
Are you the only one laughing right now?
Why are you laughing?
With Himura's courage, it's "Machines"!
Shhh...
DAD!!!
I'm so happy!
This isn't funny at all!
Hey, you said it was funny, so I'm doing it!
I mean, you just called me "machines"!
What's wrong with you?
How about this?
"Machines"!
I'll make you run.
DAD!!!
That's cute!
It's cute!
Machines are so small.
Do you want to see a real one?
Why did you choose this?
Until I was chosen, I didn't have many opportunities to participate in the game.
Even though I didn't know what kind of person she was,
When I was chosen...
You shouldn't have done it at that time!
No, no, but...
Because I was chosen to participate in the game, I was able to do things like this.
I was able to show off my skills.
It was only for a moment, but I was able to grow a lot.
You were able to show off yourself that you haven't shown before.
Yes, I was able to show off myself.
It was like a turning point for you.
That's right.
I was able to show off my skills in the dressing room and other places, so I was able to participate in the game.
When you asked her to do something like that, I had the impression that she did it with all her might.
Then I was able to see that she was doing it with all her might.
That's right.
It's been a while since I saw a real one.
Please show us the real one.
I love it.
Can I show it to you?
Is it a locomotive?
Yes, it's a locomotive.
Please take a look at the remote locomotive, which has been around for three years.
Oh, it's gone.
Is it coming soon?
Oh, it's coming.
It's a locomotive. Shut up.
Terada, you can't lose.
Wait a minute.
Terada, you can't lose.
You have to come out of the screen.
You have the courage to do it.
Huh? It's gotten dark.
It's early.
What? Are you kidding me?
Why are you singing "I don't want to do it anymore"?
What's wrong?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
I don't like it.
Yay!
- Ume. - Yes!
- It's been a while. - It's been a while.
What's that? You're doing it from the bath, aren't you?
- No! - It's frozen! It's frozen!
- It's frozen! - It's frozen!
- It's not frozen!
It's seriously frozen a little.
How have you been spending your time lately?
I haven't had many opportunities to exercise lately,
so I've been working out at a fixed time.
Working out? What kind of working out?
- That's what YouTubers are doing now. - Like training and yoga.
- That's right. - They do it while watching yoga.
They also dance to songs by Nogizaka.
I know that I don't learn enough exercise, but...
Do you all exercise, too?
Matsumura, do you exercise, too?
I do! This!
- What's that? - What's that?
- That's for games, isn't it? - That's right.
- It's a Switch ring fit. - Does that exercise a lot?
- It's a lot! It's like... - Have you lost weight?
No, I haven't.
She's turning! She's turning!
She's turning!
What about you, Akimoto? Do you exercise?
I go to Billy's Bootcamp.
- I see. - That's great!
- That's great!
- Is it a hiking camp? - It's an old one.
- You go hiking a lot, don't you?
- It's an old one. - If you do it properly, it's amazing, isn't it?
My abs are about to explode!
- Wow! - Show me!
- I don't want to! - I know you want to see it explode!
- I don't want to! - But it's amazing, isn't it?
- What about you, Watanabe? - Um...
I always carry my dog with me.
That's not what we're talking about!
This is the God's Menu that Umesawa chose during her muscle training.
Senpai Presents! 3rd Generation Promotion Project!
Umesawa is also appearing for the first time in a project where senpai members promote new members of 3rd Generation.
I'm Minami Umesawa, 24 years old on the outside and 18 years old on the inside.
Nice to meet you.
So that's what it is.
Yes, that's right.
Even though I'm 24 and 18 years old, I don't have that much of a gap.
What?!
But what food does Minami Umesawa like?
Strawberries, potatoes, beef tongue, and mayonnaise.
Oh my!
Yes, mayonnaise.
I don't like mayonnaise, but even if I say I like mayonnaise, it doesn't do me any good.
No, it doesn't do you any good.
Next, we'll introduce Umesawa's height, 170cm, and past nicknames.
Here they are.
Ta-dah!
Squid Boy.
Gogo.
Doraemon.
Attack of Umesawa.
And Hit.
That's it.
All of them are bad.
There's nothing good about it.
That's right, there's not much good about it, so I'd like the two of you, Bananamans, to think about it.
Oh, I see.
I see, you only have bad ones.
What kind of nicknames do you like?
Something cute...
Then...
How about "Umesawa Tomio"?
Hey! Hey!
He's not that kind of guy.
"Mayola Seijin" is too much.
"Hyoronaga Mayola Seijin" is good.
"Hyoronaga Mayola Seijin" is good, isn't it?
It says "Hyoronaga" on the logo.
"Hyoronaga".
Like "Hyoronaga" and "Hyoronaga" and "Mayola"
It's cute.
It's not even named.
Let's call it "Umemayo".
"Hyoronaga" and "Umemayo", okay?
And I'll call you "Master" from now on.
"Master", I'll eat you first.
It's my first time flying overseas, and I got a nickname with a lot of impact.
I didn't use it much after that.
I'm sorry.
No, no, I know.
There's no place for you to use it.
"Hyoronaga" and "Umemayo"
It's a little long.
But there are fans who like "Hyoronaga" and "Umemayo" and there weren't many characters, so I chose it because I was grateful for it now.
I'm glad it wasn't "Umemayo" and "Tomyo".
Really.
Why can't you make it a cuter and longer name?
I wonder if "Hosogagaimon" and "kawaiimon" don't exist.
I can't remember.
"Chinanago" is cute.
"Chinanago" sounds like a bad word.
Hey, "Chinanago".
Hey, "Chin".
It's "Chinanago", not "Chin".
"Chin" is also "anago", isn't it?
"Anago" is not good.
"Anago" is not a bad word, is it?
No, it's not.
You don't like it, do you?
What are you thinking about?
"Wada" has been messing with the camera all the time. What are you doing?
"Wada" is now making up for "Damon Kogure".
It's beautiful.
It's done when it's over, but we don't notice it.
Next up is "Kamikai" chosen by Suzuki and Ayane.
The members will guess professional works that are mixed in with fake works.
Suzuki will challenge "writing novels".
Akutagawa writer Keisuke Hada's novel "Watakushiwa" will be judged here.
This time, four members will create a story with only this title and write it down.
Let's move on to "B".
Looking at my own shadow makes me feel at ease.
That's probably why I have a habit of looking down at an angle.
It seems to look positive. It's convenient for me.
Wow!
What is this?
This is amazing!
If this sentence is what the members thought of, it would make sense, wouldn't it?
Because in this short sentence, we can already know this person's personality, even if we don't know if he is the protagonist or not.
While saying that, the person himself...
Oh my, oh my!
That's right, that's right!
"Open"!
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's a diary!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Thank you!
It's written!
Wow!
Of course, I've read Hada-san's work, but...
Ah, but...
Actually, the text is not similar...
If you're going to deceive everyone...
I thought it would be best to write it like a literary work.
But you managed to deceive everyone!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Wow, it's wonderful!
It's amazing!
I have a memory of recording it a while ago, but I still see it often now.
I guess it was god's world.
Well, it is certainly a world that represents SUZUKI.
I guess she must have this kind of talent.
I can see that she likes making things and words.
SUZUKI is a little weird after all, isn't it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's a little different from ordinary girls.
Well, there is something ordinary about it, but I'm sorry for using such a literary expression.
No, when I heard it now, I thought again that it's one step up to deceive everyone.
That's right.
It's a plan to deceive everyone so that it's easier for everyone to be deceived, so it's scary to think about it and come to that place, isn't it?
I didn't think you'd praise me like this, so I'm surprised.
Suzuki, it's a sticky praise.
No, it's a sticky praise.
Akimoto, you shouldn't lie.
Akimoto is being hotly deceived?
"I need a family I want to talk to right now!" 2020!
Tsutsui has chosen a new project from her family.
The members' unexpected aspects from their secret relationship with their family are revealed!
Tsutsui's mother introduced this project to Tsutsui.
I say "anything is delicious" and eat it.
Isn't it good?
So, when you eat something really bad,
I'm interested in your reaction.
I've never heard of "bad" before!
I say "anything is delicious" and eat it.
If my family eats something bad, what will they say?
Will they say it's good?
So, I prepared something for you.
What is it?
Tsutsui's mother's question will be tested.
This time, she'll use a durian that has a strong smell in the studio.
What will Tsutsui say when she eats "anything is delicious"?
Do you like fruits?
I love fruits!
That's good.
I'll try it.
Let me smell it first.
I hope it's good.
It doesn't smell bad at all.
It's good.
This durian is good.
It's good, right?
It's bad.
What did you say?
She said it!
You didn't smell it yet.
She said it!
It's gross!
I'm sorry!
Why are you apologizing?
Maybe it's because of the texture.
The texture?
The smell is okay, right?
No way!
Maybe you can do it.
Maybe I can do it.
If the smell is okay, I think it will be delicious.
No way!
It's my first time eating something bad or doing something like that.
I feel like I've become a member of Nogizaka.
The smell is okay, but the taste is delicious.
Matsumura eats a lot of things.
That's right.
But I hear that insects are fragrant and delicious.
No way!
It's not fragrant at all.
It tastes exactly like you imagine.
How many insects do you eat?
I ate a lot of snakes and turtles.
I was made to eat a lot of things.
That's right.
When Ayame ate it, she said, "Maybe it's okay. Maybe it's impossible."
She said, "I don't know if it's really okay, so try it."
When I was called out by Sitara, I ate durian.
I hate durian, but durian is being cut.
I see.
Akimoto, you shouldn't have lied.
That's not true.
I ate it.
It's not a problem.
I know you ate it.
I ate it.
Yes, you didn't lie about it.
No.
That's why, Ayame, it happens when you eat it.
She's a senior.
But it's not bad.
It has a "delicious" pattern, too.
That's why it was just right for a reaction.
That's right.
It's funny, too.
It was good for real.
So, if it's for real,
maybe if Tsutsui wasn't so bad,
Akimoto would have been able to set up his own house.
That's why Akimoto fell.
I'm sorry, but that was insurance.
Insurance?
Is that right?
Did you get insurance?
The house is insurance.
But it's okay.
He pushed his junior's back.
That's why Tsutsui set up his house.
It's like a comedy show.
That's right.
It's good for Akimoto.
He got insurance and did well.
That's right.
And he gave it to his junior.
That's right.
It's the coolest.
And he said, "I didn't have a house."
That's right.
If you say, "I didn't have a house,"
you'll get cut out of the comments.
You'll get cut out of the comments.
Where should I say it?
It's scary.
But it's good.
You got cut out of the comments, too.
It'll be on the radio.
It'll be a hit.
I'll cut you off in Matsumura.
Akimoto, cut him off in Matsumura.
I wonder if you're almost done, Demon-san.
- I haven't done it yet. - Oh, you haven't done it yet.
- You haven't done it yet, have you? - As expected of you, you noticed it, didn't you?
- As much as you've become a demon, you can't ignore it, can you?
- That's right. - Anyway, it's already over.
Is there anyone who wants to say something?
- Oh, Chitara-san. - Yes, yes.
- Earlier in the opening, you said Matsumura's clothes have changed.
- My hairstyle has changed, too!
- Your hairstyle?
- Your hairstyle is a little... - I changed it!
- No, no, but...
- But, you know...
- With a little change in your hairstyle, I'd say you've changed, Matsumura.
- No, it's because from now on...
- It was like this. It's completely different now. - That's right, if you say it like that...
- Earlier you said it like that.
- I just said it because I wanted you to know it.
- I've always wanted to say it like that, but you've been patient until now.
- That's right.
- Don't you think this kind of change is good?
- No, it's not. - Matsumura's hairstyle has changed.
- That's right.
- Please watch this VTR from two years ago.
- First, Matsumura. - Yes.
- Matsumura, you cut your hair, didn't you? - That's right!
- I cut it, too!
- Wait, wait!
- Why did you cut your hair?
- Why did you say "I cut it, too"? You don't need that kind of hair!
- Earlier you said "Ah, you cut it, too".
- You cut it, didn't you?
- Matsumura's long impression was amazing. - No, mine was long, too...
- Shut up!
- Why did you say "I cut it, too"?
- You cut it quite a lot, didn't you?
- I cut it about 20-30cm. - Ah, I see.
- I cut it 20cm, too... - Shut up, you!
- Why did you cut it so much?
- Because it was impressive.
- I thought it would be nice if you could be a little more mature.
- No, you look mature.
- I was selfish.
- Wait! How long are you going to talk like that?
- Talk to me every time!
- This is a miracle! A miracle!
- Amazing!
- Why does Akimoto ignore you?
- That's right! Every time Matsumura and I are together, he notices me.
- So I don't care about it.
- Yay!
- But Matsumura always tells you to do something.
- I often tell you about Matsumura, don't I?
- No, you don't.
- I've never been praised for it.
- I've never been praised for it, but I was praised a lot for it earlier.
- I've never seen you so stubborn about other people.
- Why?
- Matsumura...
- Why are you so stubborn?
- Lastly...
- This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
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Recording remotely was also fun. Please watch it again. Bye-bye!
Are you doing it right?
What are you doing?