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[Nogizaka, let's go!]
Don!
Now, let's get started.
I'm Banana Moon, the host of "Nogizaka Goujichu".
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
Oh, you're here.
Nice to meet you.
One, two…
Stay home!
It's a mess.
She said "stay home" just now.
So, it's been a while since we recorded "Nobizawa Kojichi".
What are you doing now? Are you all at home?
We're at home.
Yes, we're at home.
What's that in Takayama?
That's a hybrid.
That's right.
Is it a Wi-Fi environment? The image quality in Takayama is bad.
It looks like she's holding it up with scissors.
It's a hybrid, but the image quality in Takayama is bad.
Really?
I'm sure you're all holding up the same thing.
You look beautiful today, Takayama.
Please tell me when you advertise.
Is this Takayama in pajamas?
Pajamas?
The collar here looks like pajamas.
Pajamas?
Yes, it's at home.
Are you serious?
I'm serious. I'm recording in my bedroom, so I can't sleep like this.
I've been wearing pajamas at home lately.
When I met Kazumin online before, I was wearing the same pajamas.
Really?
It's remote control, but I've never seen an idol come out in pajamas.
Really?
I'm sorry.
It's precious.
It's precious. It's good because it's this season.
Are you recording in the bathroom at home?
No, I'm not!
The image you're holding up looks like a toilet tank.
Which one is it?
The back of your right hand.
This one?
Yes.
Oh, it's a garbage can!
Oh, it's a garbage can.
No, it's okay.
Oh, it's a garbage can.
There's nothing in it.
It's black and white.
That's right.
Is it a toilet trash can?
No, it's not.
It's a toilet.
There's nothing in it but a toilet.
No, it's not.
Nakodara is beautiful.
She's beautiful.
Yes, she is.
I'm recording in a place like a door, and the light is reflecting off of me.
Oh, I see.
You're beautiful.
Do you do your own make-up and patches for this?
Yes, I do.
I haven't done my own make-up for a while now.
I see.
Let's move on to "We're going to take away your make-up!"
No, no, no, no, no, no!
That's impossible!
What's that? Is it cooked food?
It's not cooked food!
Is it something you eat after washing? Is it a skewer?
It's a dry flower! Decoration! Decoration!
She arranged it herself so it would show up in the video!
Wow!
No, no, no, it's actually there!
It's already decorated!
It was decided and we set it up after "Stay Home" week started.
So you're decorating the inside of the house?
Matsumura, you're doing something in the back, too, right?
I want to do it, too!
This wall is made of poplar.
Oh, it's actually there!
When you're told to do it at home, you don't have a simple white wall, do you?
No, we don't.
It's actually there.
Matsumura, you don't know what you're doing while eating over there, do you?
What? You're cooking food over there?
Yeah, you're cooking food and eating white rice all the time.
And you're quietly eating while sinking down.
No, no, no!
Why are you saying I'm sinking?!
Why are you disappearing?!
Matsumura, you're disappearing sometimes!
I didn't think I'd be seen at all.
I'm wearing a jersey underneath and a random T-shirt on top of it.
It's not bad at all.
I didn't think I'd be seen at all, so I didn't wear anything under my lower body.
That's right!
No matter where you go, you're doing a challenge today!
I don't like it!
Anyway, since it's like this today,
I'd like to deliver a different kind of "Norizaka Construction Week" than usual.
What will we do? Himura-san!
Yes!
Please announce it!
Even though we're apart, our hearts are one!
Remote construction week!
Anyway, when we do things like this,
for the fans who are watching the show,
if you have any questions or anything you're wondering about,
we asked for it.
And even though it hasn't been a week yet, we got 40,000 tickets!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
So, first of all, this is the most frequently asked question,
How do you spend your time at home?
I'd like to ask you this first.
"What are you doing?" Nakada?
Oh, really?
Are you playing Mahjong?
Yes, I am.
You can do it by phone, can't you?
I do it by phone and make a phone call.
We'll talk about money later.
Don't bet on it.
Oh, I see.
We also play "Animal Crossing" with Minami and Chairin.
"Animal Crossing"? What is it? I haven't played it.
I started playing "Animal Crossing" about three days ago.
Because you used to live in "Animal Crossing".
No, no, not at all.
What do you do with your members? I don't know if you play it or not.
We can play it online.
Do you go to an island with your members or play it online?
We do.
Are you all playing "Animal Crossing"?
Except for Kazumi?
Yes, we do.
Except for Kazumi?
Yes.
Why don't you play it with us, Hina?
I want to play it, but...
I'm still alone, it's only been three days, and I haven't built a house yet.
Norahimura.
What I'm doing now is picking weeds on the island.
I see, I see.
It's fun.
But why is it fun?
Instead of money, you can make something.
It doesn't affect my actual life.
If you do it, I'll be desperate and beg you.
So you just do it in it?
That's right.
Do you do it every day?
After that, I do it on my own.
Do you do it on your own?
I make a lot of things, but recently I'm really into it.
I grill soybeans on a fish grill.
That's cool.
I love it.
Do you just eat it with salt?
That's right. I like to eat it with olive oil and salt.
I have a picture of it, so I'd like you to see it if you like.
I see it.
This is it.
What is it?
It's very fashionable.
You're completely drunk.
No, I'm not.
You're drunk.
This is really for lunch.
I eat it for lunch.
Isn't it a very healthy meal?
I can't move recently.
I'm really just lying around.
I want to get more protein than carbohydrates.
I care about nutrition.
You're like Kuro-chan.
You're lying.
You're lying, aren't you?
You're lying.
You're lying, aren't you?
You're lying.
You're definitely lying.
You should eat more.
What do you want to do next?
I want to play games and watch movies.
What kind of movies did you watch?
I watched all of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter.
That's nice.
That's what you're doing for an interesting period of time.
I recently went to the movie theater and I liked it a lot in the morning.
I like it in the morning.
I help with housework.
Yes.
I play games at home.
What do you do?
Well, for the first time, I applied a dryer.
A washing machine dryer.
Oh, I see.
You should have tried it.
I tried something I don't usually do.
It's her first time using a dryer.
I also tried a water dispenser.
And I made some sweets.
What did you make?
Well, my sister and I made apple pie and cookies.
My parents were celebrating their birthdays, so we made a cake.
That's great!
You didn't take a picture of it?
No, I didn't. I just ate it.
Why didn't you open it like you did with that bean?
I'm sorry! I forgot!
You should have taken a picture of it.
Takayama, what have you been up to?
I've been watching "one piece" for about three days now.
Oh, "one piece"!
Is it a manga?
No, it's an anime.
I got hooked on it when I was in high school.
Since then, I've been watching "one piece" all the time.
I've been watching "one piece" all the time.
I've been watching "one piece" until high school.
Oh, you mean Takayama?
Oh, you mean Takayama? Not you, Luffy?
Luffy hasn't been to high school yet.
I've been watching "one piece" since I was in high school.
That's quite a lot of time.
That's right.
I'm trying to get back about ten years of my time.
No matter how much I watch it, it doesn't end.
I'm grateful for it every day.
Oh, I see.
Matsumura, you've switched places.
You've switched places.
I lost connection all of a sudden.
Oh, I see.
I couldn't hear anything.
Oh, you're right. I couldn't hear you.
What? That's not what you said, is it?
Yura-san is frozen.
Why is my face frozen?
Yura-san is frozen.
Amazing.
Yura-san's frozen image is amazing and good.
I'm not frozen, am I?
Good, good, good.
Huh? Yura-san is frozen.
Oh, good, good, good.
Yura-san and I were doing it on purpose.
That's funny. You're good at it.
Yura-san, it's hard to understand you, so stop it.
Good, good.
It's funny that you're frozen.
Matsumura.
Yes.
What are you doing at home, Matsumura?
Are you cooking something at home, Matsumura?
What are you making?
Recently, I'm making a lot of strawberry candy.
Oh, it's popular.
Strawberry candy is popular.
It's difficult.
Oh, there's a picture.
It's cute.
Huh? Matsumura's picture is cuter.
Why?
It's totally different.
Why is it? Matsumura's picture is really cute.
It's cute when you look at it.
So you're making strawberry candy?
Yes, yes, yes.
But it's difficult.
It can get burnt easily.
You're doing it well.
You're making it by hand?
It's good.
It's cute.
It's like a shop.
It's cute.
It's not apple candy, is it?
Ms. Apple.
I'm happy.
You made a painful place.
If you make it into an apple, you can make apple candy.
But do you eat apple candy at festivals?
I love it.
I love it, too.
Do you know I love apple candy?
I love it so much.
I have talked about apple candy on the radio for about 40 minutes.
Apple candy is very good.
I'm sorry, but strawberry candy is 100 times better.
I like apple candy.
I will talk about apple candy next time.
I'm sorry.
Akimoto, I didn't expect you to talk about apple candy here.
Can I have your apple candy?
I didn't expect you to talk about apple candy here.
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Akimoto, I've been waiting for you to shut up.
That's right. I didn't want you to be noisy.
Can I have your apple candy?
How do you raise them?
I raise soy milk.
I heard you say "soy milk."
You raise soy milk.
You cook, too.
I cook, too.
When I drink online with my friends, I make snacks.
Do you have an online drinking party?
Yes, we do.
I had a drinking party with Reika Sakurai.
We drank for four and a half hours.
You are a special edition.
You drank for four and a half hours.
Someone vomited on the way.
You drank for four and a half hours.
You said you would drink for four and a half hours.
You drank for four and a half hours.
I don't like this kind of thing.
This is a picture of me.
This is a picture of me eating this during an online drinking party.
This is a normal dinner.
This is a picture of me eating raw ham and yukhoe.
You are good at serving.
Wait a minute, Matsumura is gone.
Matsumura is gone.
Did you go somewhere to eat because you thought you could eat it?
Why are you gone?
Your luggage is here.
This is like a house.
What is this? Is it radish?
This is a grilled radish.
Matsumura, your luggage is here.
This is like a house.
You didn't say anything and just sat there.
I thought you were free to go out and come in.
This is interesting.
This is a watch.
I made this for my birthday.
This is not someone's birthday or something like that.
No, it's my mother's day, so I usually buy presents for my mother or make them for my children.
I can't get it directly, so I made it for my mother and gave it to her for my mother's day.
I see, you live far away, but you eat it yourself.
I eat it all.
Then why did Takayama stand up now?
Why did Takayama stand up? I'm curious about it.
No, when I was laughing at my mother's joke, the camera fell down, so I'm sorry.
When Akimoto talks, Matsumura disappears and Takayama stands up. I feel sorry for you.
A lot of stuff got in my mouth.
Here, they pick up questions from other viewers.
Oh, there's a name for this, too.
From Hoshino Hoshimo-san.
There's a person named Hoshino Hoshimo-san.
I think you like Hoshino's stuff, don't you?
Thank you for saying that.
What was the biggest mistake you made on a show?
Is there anything that you thought you made a mistake?
Akimoto, do you have any?
Usually, when we're recording "Nogizaka Kouji", the star and Himura-san are sitting like this, right?
When you talked to me, I always forgot to look at Himura-san and kept looking at you.
Why don't you look at me?
I don't know, but I unconsciously look only at you.
Even now, Himura-san and you are on different screens of my phone.
What?
If you don't scroll, you can only see either Himura-san or me.
I see.
Someone has to stay away from you, right?
Yes, that's right.
That's why I'm making sure Himura-san isn't there.
Stop it, you!
I won't argue with you ever again!
You don't have to look at me. I won't look at you, either!
I'll try to look at you from now on, so please forgive me.
I see.
Surprisingly, you talked a lot and you're running out of time.
I'm sorry.
But you're having fun and talking a lot.
I talk a lot.
I know. I know you talk for four and a half hours.
So, next, I'd like to talk about this.
I want to talk right now. I need a banana man.
This is an opportunity to ask a banana man what you want to know and what you haven't been able to say in person.
If you look at the title written on a piece of paper and a banana man demonstrates it, you can have a talk.
Then, please go ahead.
Boom!
Takayama!
How many bananas are flying around?
Around Nakano.
And a banana man is eating...
What are you going to do, Himura-san?
I'm going to do "banana moon".
Oh, you're going to do "banana moon".
Yes, I'm going to do "banana moon".
Is it a radio show we're doing?
I listen to it every week.
It's really interesting.
There's one episode I was curious about.
It's about an email theme.
"Words that hurt you if you hear them in the shadows".
"Make Himura-san laugh".
That's what it's about.
It's a terrible email.
Why is he so popular?
That's what I got.
When Nogizaka said it, it hurt Himura-san the most.
What's a bad word?
I asked my listeners.
Why is he so popular?
I remember that.
It was a terrible email.
After that,
with that reaction,
Shitara-san said, "Ah, Nakada-atari would say the same thing".
She said it!
Himura-san said it, too.
Is anyone listening?
Hoshino-san said it, too.
"Thank you".
"Nakada-atari would say the same thing".
Himura-san said it, too.
"That's true".
I was wondering if I had that kind of image.
I see.
It's interesting!
I was wondering what kind of image I had.
I wanted to connect it with my self-produced songs.
I see.
What kind of image do you have?
Nakada-atari would say the same thing.
What do you mean?
I don't know why.
Nakada-atari would analyze and say the same thing.
Isn't that something?
I have that kind of image.
Nakada-atari would seriously damage you.
Nakada-atari wouldn't say "pig" or "fatty".
Nakada-atari would seriously think about you and attack you.
I don't have that kind of image at all.
You don't have it at all, but I have that kind of image, so be careful.
You're weird!
Thank you for listening to my radio show.
Thank you, Nakada-atari.
I'm looking forward to it every week.
Could you show me the other questions?
Adana...
What's Adana?
Adana, marriage, Mr. Q and...
Takayama wrote it in his notebook.
I'm sorry!
I don't know which page I wrote it in.
Open it and leave it there.
I know it's Mr. Q.
I'm sorry!
It's okay.
What should we do?
Why isn't Matsumura here?
Matsumura went somewhere again.
Why isn't he here?
He went out again.
Again?
Why is he carrying so much stuff?
That's right.
When I asked him to leave the stuff in the hallway,
the manager told me not to leave the stuff outside.
I'm happy.
Hoshino confesses for the first time.
What is "adana"?
"Adana" is a basic name that a banana man calls a member by last name.
But some members call me "akka-chan" or "maya" suddenly.
I was jealous of that.
Do you know it?
I know it.
She called me "minami-chan" only once.
I don't know why she called me like that.
But I'm happy if she calls me by last name little by little.
Like "koimi" or "kawaii".
But in the case of "akka-chan",
she called me "saito-san" or "saito-san".
And I think she called me "saito-san" or "saito- san" when I jumped or pushed her many times.
And I think she called me "maya" or "maya-chan" when I said "maya".
I see.
I hope it will be funny.
I think it's good if you have such an opportunity.
I've never been called by her.
It's quite rare for a girl who came to HOSHINO for about nine years to change from here to "minami- chan", isn't it?
I agree.
I was happy that she didn't call me by last name little by little.
I was happy that she called me by last name little by little.
My fans also said that.
"You should call me "minami-chan" from now on."
"Minami-chan" is good.
"kawaii" is good.
But like Himura-san said, she has been coming to HOSHINO for a long time, so she may not be able to call you "minami-chan" much.
I agree.
So I hope you can date her.
That's not going to work out, is it?
"minami-chan", for example.
Or "minami-chan" when you're very excited.
"minami-chan" when you're very excited?
That's going to work out a lot.
On the contrary, I was wondering what she was suddenly calling me by last name.
That's not going to work out at all, is it?
It's about midway through and she's going to look gross.
I'm not going to say that!
This is just an image.
She's wearing that T-shirt.
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