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Nogizaka, go to heaven!
I'm banana man, host of "Nogizaka, go to heaven!"
And here is Nogizaka-chan!
One, two, "Uketotte!" (Take it!)
"Uketotte!" (Take it!)
Oh, it's quite popular.
Himura-san, please announce today's project.
Let's do it!
"Bousou Ren'ai Grand Prix 2020"!
As Valentine's Day approaches,
members' delusions keep growing.
Therefore,
members will make their ideal Valentine's Day
in their delusions
into a script.
Supporting, directing, casting of actors and actresses,
members will do all of them
and realize their ideal Valentine's Day.
This time, we have six members.
The members in the back are
supporting actors and actresses.
I see.
But they are all ideal men, right?
That's right.
Since they are supporting actors and actresses in their delusions,
they were offered to do like this.
That's right.
Everyone's heads are getting bigger.
At first,
director Tamura's "Valentine's Day Delusion Drama".
Ready,
start!
Even though it's Valentine's Day,
I'm working overtime alone.
I was supposed to give my handmade chocolate
to Shiraishi-senpai, who I admire.
But I can't finish my presentations at all.
What am I doing?!
Oh, Tamura.
Were you still working?
Yes.
I see.
Here you go.
Why don't you drink this and take a break?
Senior, how do you know I like milk tea?
I know everything about cute subordinates.
No!
What?
Oh, you're presenting a new project?
Yes, but I'm not good at making graphs.
Let me see...
No, no, no, no.
Doesn't it make it easier to see just by changing the color a little?
Easy, isn't it?
Thank you.
You're amazing.
I've been doing it for hours and it hasn't ended at all.
It's okay. If you work hard, you'll be able to do it sooner or later.
But I really can't do anything.
I'm late at work and I can't come up with a good idea.
My personality is dark, clumsy, stupid and ugly.
Shh!
Don't blame yourself anymore.
Don't hurt yourself any more.
The people who see you working hard will be there for you.
By the way, I'm one of them.
Come on, senpai. Don't stare at me like that.
What's wrong with you?
What's this?
Um... It's chocolate.
I was going to give it to you later.
I was going to give it to you.
What am I doing?
You're serious.
Shh!
Can you say it twice?
I can't hear you at all.
Thank you.
I've received your feelings.
Senpai!
Oh, no!
Really?
Thank you.
You're like me.
How old are you?
- I'm... 26. - About 26.
I'm around 19, actually.
- She's cool. - She's so cool.
You're very cool.
I'm glad I didn't have to do this.
You don't get this often, do you?
Do you want this done?
I wanted it to be possible with reality.
If you don't have it, dig it up and put it in.
Here.
But if you make a little mistake, you can't put it in.
What happened after that?
Did you go out with each other?
We went out secretly in the company.
Erotic.
I see.
I thought it was amazing.
She was good at it.
She turned the chair like this.
The one that comes with the chair?
She said "sit down", didn't she?
Next is Director Ayakawa's "Valentine's Day Delusion Drama".
I have a boy I'm interested in.
We've been classmates since middle school.
He's really smart.
I thought we'd go to a different high school.
We happened to go to the same high school.
Does he know what day it is?
What does he think of me?
Matsumura!
Wait a minute!
Hey, Matsumura.
Do you know what day it is?
Today?
No, I don't know.
Really? But everyone was happy today.
Oh, it's Valentine's Day.
Well, everyone in my class was happy, but it had nothing to do with me.
Why? It may have something to do with you.
Did you get any chocolates, Matsumura?
No, I didn't.
Here you are.
Wait a minute.
Here you are.
What's this?
It's chocolate.
You showed me your notebook the other day, didn't you?
That's...
That's a thank you.
Oh, it's a thank you for the notebook.
Thank you.
Hey, Matsumura.
I've always wanted to ask you, but you're really smart, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
Then why did you enter my high school?
Why did you enter my high school?
Well...
The reason is...
There are many reasons.
What do you mean "many reasons"?
Well...
What?
Because you said you'd take over my high school.
What?
That's right.
Then...
That's enough.
Well, I'll say it. I...
I like you.
I like you, Hayakawa.
So, take this high school.
It's too late for you to say it now.
There's no reason for you to stop.
Then I'll say it first.
I said it first, but...
In the main room...
It's decided.
You...
It's decided.
In Kansai dialect, it's like this.
Natural.
Certainly.
The feeling of middle school was a little good.
That's right.
And the song "Modori Kamu" by Osaka.
Osaka rubber.
Well, I was thinking about the future development.
The development of the future.
My image is...
I heard that I would go to a smart school far away from college.
So, I chose a song that suggests a sad future.
I see.
Sad.
Don't you study hard, Hayakawa?
Well...
I'll do my best.
Is it really over?
I'll do my best.
Matsumura doesn't go to such a smart school.
Because you entered this high school.
As for me, I don't drop the level.
Stop it!
Why are you like that?
I'm not like that.
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What is it?
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
I've been dating with him for about a year.
I'm waiting alone at his house where I get home late from work.
It's Christmas today, but I don't like being too excited about anniversaries and stuff like that.
I'm going to get a little excited and cook and wait for you.
Christmas?
That's nice.
All right, we're ready.
You're dating, aren't you?
But it's too late.
What is he doing?
I'm going to sleep.
I'm tired of waiting.
I'm definitely going to sleep.
You slept, didn't you?
Oh, my God! It's only been ten minutes!
I'm home!
I made it in time!
Minami's asleep.
I can't help it.
Huh?
It's the same cake.
But it's amazing food.
Minami's so excited.
I'm home.
Huh? I woke him up.
Welcome home.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, yeah.
I found a fashionable chopstick shop and bought it today.
A fashionable chopstick shop...
Me, too.
I found a fashionable chopstick shop in the afternoon and bought it.
You have the same sense of fashion.
We're the same after all.
Come here.
[Applause and cheers]
- This time, just before Valentine's Day. - That's right.
But I like Christmas.
But it's like a little special day in everyday life.
So I didn't put in a lot of cue points and made it natural.
You didn't put in a lot of things like "this" and "this"?
- Yes. - Did you use a real man?
- No, I didn't. - No, I didn't.
- That's not it? - Oh, it was Junna Ito.
- I didn't know. - Oh, it was Junna Ito.
Junna Ito is the number one opponent candidate.
- She's done a lot in the past. - Oh, really?
I heard that she's really popular.
So I was really happy to work with her this time.
What is that? It's like a shop.
It's like a shop that does things like that.
Next up is director Kaki's "Valentine's Day delusion drama".
Get ready!
And start!
It's my birthday today, but I'm alone in my room.
If I'm going to spend such a lonely birthday like this,
I hope someone will kidnap me.
Kidnap you?
Oh, poor thing.
Is my birthday over now?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Who is it?!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Kazu-senpai! - Shh!
- What is this? - If you make a loud noise, everyone will hear you.
Who is it?
- What are you doing at this hour? - Who is it? Who is it?
Today is Haruka's birthday, right?
- I'm tired. - Why don't you go out now?
But it's already this time.
- It's okay to leave the window. - What?
Actually, I have something I want to show you.
- Something you want to show me? - What is it? What is it?
Come on, hurry up! Before my birthday is over!
- Come on! - Yes!
Kazu-senpai suddenly appeared in the middle of the night.
- Kazu-senpai? - He says he has something to show me...
But where is he taking me to at this hour?
Wait, where are you going, Kazu-senpai?
Sit here.
W-where are we?
- Kazu-senpai, this is crazy... - Haruka...
Happy birthday.
How about... my present for you?
- Huh? - Present?
- What? - It's dark and you can't see anything, right?
You're still a kid, Haruka...
You can't see, right?
Hey, Kazu-senpai, don't make fun of me!
Then... I'll make sure you can see too, Haruka.
- Huh? - What is it?
Here I go.
- Wow! - What is this?
- How did you do this? - Haruka...
Happy birthday!
Happy 18th birthday!
Huh?!
- Thank you so much! - What is it?
When did you...
I was getting ready and I barely made it in time...
But I'm glad you're happy about it.
Haruka...
Will you be my princess?
Wow!
Yes! If you like me!
Thank you!
The wind is blowing!
It's hot.
Happy birthday!
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HARUKA!)
Kazu-senpai is too crazy.
Why Kazu-senpai?
What kind of person is Kazu-senpai?
She is a schoolgirl.
Is she one or two years older than you?
She is two years older than me.
She is only two years older than you.
Is she only two years older than me?
Kazu-senpai doesn't care about girls at all.
She wears pajamas and doesn't prepare for going out.
She takes Kazu-senpai and says "let's go!"
Kazu-senpai says "let's go!" and Kazu-senpai says "let's go!" and Kazu-senpai says "how is it?"
She is very selfish even if she is selfish.
I see.
Including that.
What happens after that?
She becomes popular.
If she is found out, all girls will turn against her.
She is behind everyone.
But Kazu-senpai can't go out with you secretly, can you?
I will walk proudly from tomorrow.
You will walk proudly.
It's not good.
Everyone will look at you.
If they look at me, I will protect them.
I will protect you.
It's not "I will protect you."
It's "I will protect you."
I want you to come out of various places, Kazu- senpai.
There is a series where Kazu-senpai comes out of various places.
Like "bari-bari, I will protect you."
Hey, let's go!
Why, Kazu-senpai?
Just come out of the door normally.
Why do you always come out of the window?
Next is director Shitsui's "Valentine's Day Delusion Drama."
Ready, action!
He is a classmate of mine who is a librarian.
When he has a break, he always reads books.
I secretly enjoy watching him reading books.
But I guess he is not interested in anything but books.
She is looking at you.
Oh, are you returning it?
Yes.
Valentine's Day Delusion Drama
Shiori...
Huh?
Um...
Do you have a book you've been reading recently?
A book you've been reading recently?
Well, you always read books, so I thought you'd know a lot about them.
He's a writer who's been getting a lot of attention lately, but I think it's easy to read.
Huh? What is it?
Thank you!
What about this shiori?
Huh? What's wrong?
No, Tsutsui...
You don't use shiori?
I always end up reading it all at once, so I put it behind my book and don't use it.
I see...
It's like literature...
But...
It's a flowery and cute shiori, isn't it?
Huh?
All of a sudden?
Which one?
Ten-kun...
I'm sorry...
I can't...
I can't say it directly...
I'm sorry.
Oh, wait a minute!
I'm happy.
Thank you.
What is this?
I'm glad.
Oh, the next class is about to start.
Shall we go together?
Huh?
All of a sudden?
Yumi!
Thank you!
But you always put it behind you every time you read a book.
That's right. I always put it behind me, but I don't use shiori, so they don't notice it.
I see.
I'm sad every time.
But you couldn't stand it and touched the shiori a little, and you could see it right away.
No way...
Then we'll go together.
One of them is on purpose.
Oh, is this a production?
She's the type of person who's clumsy.
Well, from the beginning, all of her fingers were...
I see.
That's still a distance between the two of you.
Oh, I see.
She's still in a pure white love, and she's like...
She's already completely dirty, but...
That's the way you say it now.
But it was a pure love that I didn't go through.
Well, that's nice.
It was cute, anyway.
After this, Director Kubo's delusional drama.
Finally, Director Kubo's Valentine's Day delusional drama.
Ready!
I have Yamashita-kun, who has been going to the same school since elementary school.
We've always been good friends.
It was rumored at school, too, but we've never made it clear until now.
We somehow understand each other's feelings, and I'm sure we have good feelings for each other.
All we had to do was decide who to confess to.
Is it a cigarette?
Oh, this is my childhood friend's...
Oh, it's a letter.
It's already written.
Oh, he put it in!
Huh? Just now?
Kubo...
Wasn't it a little different?
What? What? What?
He did it.
It's a big mistake. It's a huge mistake.
Oh, it's not, is it?
Oh, he put it in next to it!
Oh, it's a huge mistake!
Is it too much?
No, it's a huge mistake!
Oh, the arrow is a little...
The arrow is small.
Oh, it's a huge mistake!
A month later, on Valentine's Day...
Yamashita-kun returned from club activities and I joined him in the bus stop.
I decided to be brave and tell him how I felt.
Shiori!
Oh, Yama!
Did you go club activities again today?
Yeah, well, the tournament is coming up soon. I don't even have time to rest.
What about you?
Oh, I also have a tournament in March, so...
Oh, but it's not as big as Yama's.
Oh, I see.
This is awkward.
Um...
Oh!
Oh, sorry. Go ahead.
No, you go first.
Oh, I see.
Oh, that's nice.
Actually...
There's something I want to tell you, Shiori.
What is it?
I...
I got a girlfriend.
What?!
Um...
Yoda of your club confessed to me.
I've been with you for a long time, so I wanted to tell you properly.
See? That was off.
Oh, that's sad.
I see.
That's good.
Wow!
I'm rooting for you.
What is this?
It's true.
I see.
Thank you.
That...
I...
I forgot my gym clothes in the classroom.
I'll go back and get them.
Go ahead.
Okay. Bye.
Bye.
What's going on?
Good luck...
in the tournament.
Wait a minute.
Hey!
It's over!
Is it really over?
What? Did you have such a sad delusion?
Yes.
Why?
This was really there at first, but I made a mistake in the letter and put it in.
And I was waiting for an answer like "how long" in the letter.
Well, well, Yamashita.
You're going to confess, aren't you?
The name was similar, so I put it in.
You put it in, didn't you?
You put it in. Isn't it too sad?
So it's not over with Yakubo?
Well, I went out with Yoda for the time being.
Who went out with Yoda?
Me and Yoda of Gokumi.
You put Yakubo in by mistake.
Oh, I see. You went out with Yoda.
I confessed my love, but he didn't write me back, so I said "well, Yoda is fine."
Yamashita was such a bad guy.
It's easy to be swept away.
Are you swept away?
No, I'm not.
This is not good for Yamashita.
It's not good for Yamashita at all.
That's right.
If it were you, Kaz, what would you do in such a case?
It's sad, isn't it?
Well, if it were me, I'd go out of the window that night.
Well, that's the solution.
The best work is...
After that, we will announce the best work of the Fantasy Love Grand Prix!
The best work is...
Tsutsui's "Library"!
I like it.
After all, it had a moist feeling, and there was no dialogue, and there was a sense of sympathy.
There was a lot of sadness.
It came to me suddenly.
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Who will be in charge of the exciting intro quiz?