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Well, it's started, construction of Nogizaka, host Akimoto Manatsu, and, and, it's Nogizaka-chan!
One, two,
To the king's heart,
I don't know if it's good or bad, but I'd like to announce what we're going to do today.
It's a crazy party in the Zucchini Kingdom!
Yes, what we're going to do is...
- Well, Himura! - Yes!
- Come over here, please. - Fumisteran...
- You're going over there? - Yes!
- There's a guard here, so...
- Can you read the description? - Oh, me?
- Yes, as a tenant today... - Oh, as a tenant...
- Can I read it out loud? - Yes!
What Akimoto Manatsu, who won the VTR Queen award and won one episode of the show, would like to do is...
In the Zucchini Kingdom, which Akimoto rules as the king,
the tenants will play some extra games in order to entertain the king who is eating.
- What?! - What's that?!
The tenants who win the game will be given a luxurious meal that the king is eating.
- Wow! I'm so happy! - What?!
And in the Zucchini Kingdom,
the tenants will be required to call the king "king".
- What?! - King?! Wait a minute!
- Do we have to call you "king"? - Oh, if it's not "king", we can't give you any rewards...
That's not going to happen. In addition, you will have to be careful enough to behave in a way that will spoil the king's mood.
- Yes! I look forward to working with you. - Yes! I look forward to working with you!
- Well, Himura, you can go back now. - Yes!
Oh! Take... take... this with you and explain it as you go.
- Do you want me to take this with me? - You look like a tenant.
- Wow! Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm sorry!
Here, the tenants who are chosen by the king will be given a special gift.
- Yes! Thank you! - Yes!
Well, here is the gift for these four people.
- Cat ears! - What?!
- These four people will be given cat ears as a gift. - We did it!
- We did it!
And so, these four people will wear cat ears and participate in the entertainment from now on.
It's okay to go back.
It's not good to be in a bad mood.
I'm sorry.
Everyone, please enjoy it.
What is this?
Here is the king's meal time.
Tonight, we will eat the highest class A5 rank black beef set.
It's like sukiyaki.
It looks delicious.
It's delicious.
You don't say a lot of comments.
What is this?
We won't give you this.
Please stop it.
It's okay to go back.
She is a shopkeeper.
Now, let's start the first entertainment game of the night.
The king and queen will play headphones and guns.
Please make it more exciting.
Five people will stand by with their headphones on.
They will judge the king's words by the movement of their mouths and pass it on to the next member.
If the words are conveyed to the end, all five people will receive a reward.
First of all, these people will participate in the game.
Please come forward.
I have a strong desire.
In the order of being called?
Yes, in the order of being called, please.
You're an old man, Amiru.
Okay, everyone, please put on your headphones.
Which ear should I put this on?
This one, the lower one.
The human ear.
I'd like Himura to help me.
I'll count 10 seconds.
Then, please hit the next person's shoulder.
There are a lot of other members who can move.
I'm doing it very well.
I'll do it.
Okay, I got it.
I'll give you a topic first.
Then, please put on your headphones.
Start!
Yuuki and Osamu are very close friends.
One more time.
Yuuki and Osamu are very close friends.
Okay, that's it.
Then, Osamu is a middle-aged man.
One more time.
Then...
I got it.
Osamu is a middle-aged man.
That's it!
I didn't get it at the end.
Then, Osamu is...
a balloon!
Then, Osamu is...
a balloon!
Okay, that's it!
That's what I felt like.
You can do it!
Then, Osamu is...
a balloon!
Then, Osamu is...
a balloon!
Okay, that's it!
When I ate a salad, I got fat.
That's it!
Please, Ume!
Ume, let your imagination work!
When I ate a salad...
Okay, when you ate a salad...
When I ate a salad...
I was like...
When I ate a salad, I was like...
That's totally different!
Did you get it?
That's totally different!
I think I'm wrong.
"Shitara Osamu" is "balloon".
I want to do it again.
I think I'm wrong.
Asuka-chan!
"Shitara Osamu" is "middle-aged man".
Did you say "middle-aged man"?
Koku, please give me the correct answer!
"Yuuki" and "Osamu" are "very good friends"!
That's totally different!
I want to do it again!
That's too bad, Koku!
Koku!
I didn't know how to do it.
Can you do it again?
Then you won't get a reward.
Just once?
If I say "manattan", can you say "kawaii"?
Then let's not do it.
No, no, no!
Then it's okay.
Isn't it okay?
No, no, no!
That's not like you, Koku!
What is it?!
Do it again, Koku!
If you want to do it again, do it!
Can I do it?
Everyone, look at my face!
One, two... "manattan"!
"kawaii"!
Your voice is small, isn't it?
You're not energetic enough.
Isn't it?
Please be more energetic!
It's like the early Showa period.
One, two... "manattan"!
"kawaii"!
Yes! Then let's do it!
Just once, please!
So, they changed the topic and tried again!
Himura's fingers are black.
One more time!
Himura's fingers are black.
Yes, that's all!
No, not like that!
Mister!
I didn't say it!
I just said it!
Asuka, it's your turn!
Himura and Yumi are...
middle aged...
One more time!
Himura and Yumi are...
One more time!
Yumi is middle aged.
What?
Himura's hobby is...
That's the last one!
It's the last one!
middle aged.
It's over!
Awesome!
Himura's hobby is...
middle aged.
Himura's hobby is...
middle aged.
I don't know either!
Himura's hobby is...
middle aged.
Middle aged.
It's over!
Why?
Himura and Yumi are...
balloons.
Himura and Yumi are... balloons.
That's not it!
Why are they balloons?
Himura and Yumi are... balloons.
I don't know the meaning of it, but I think it's definitely conveyed.
Balloons.
Himura and Yumi are... balloons.
Who is Yumi?
Himura and Yumi are...
Who is Yumi?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Yumi is now Yubi, but Kuroi is now Chuujien.
Why is Kuroi now Chuujien?
I don't think Chuujien will come out in the future.
It's difficult.
From now on, they will try again with different kerais.
Even if it's not correct because it doesn't seem to be correct,
the members who say the same words will receive a reward.
Can you hear me properly?
Are you okay?
I can't hear you.
Hey, you shitty human, can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
I'm sorry.
That's good.
Let's start with headphones on!
Himura is Gatchi's Chuujien.
Yes, yes, it's over.
Let your imagination work.
Himura is Gatchi's Chuujien.
Why do you block it?
Himura is Gatchi's Chuujien.
Yodaka? Yodaka?
Yes, it's over.
Himura is Gatchi's Chuujien.
Hurry up and say it. We don't have much time.
Himura is Gatchi's Chuujien.
Is it okay? It's over.
I hope you don't take it in a weird way.
What is it?
Himura is the same as a frog.
Why is it like this?
You have to listen to it as much as you can.
Himura is the same as a frog.
Yes, it's over.
Himura is the same as a frog.
What does it mean?
The last one.
Yes, it's over.
Did you get it?
This is the king's authority.
If you get the same answer, you get a reward.
Even if you get it wrong.
Kubo-chan, what is the correct answer?
It's "zutto" "douga"
Yes, Himura-san.
Himura got "zutto" "douga" as a reward?
That's right!
I will announce the correct answer.
Himura got "gachi" "chuujien"
Is it "chuujien" for real?
Ayame-chan wanted it.
So, Himura and Kubo got "koukyou" "yakiniku" as a reward.
Because we filmed "zutto" "douga" all the time, right?
Himura got "zutto" "douga" all the time.
What is that?
"Zukkyun Wokoku" Next game is...
"Kokko-o Kouan" "Tataite Kabutte" "Danken Pon"
So, Himura-san, please explain the game.
You don't have to say it.
"Kokko-o" sounded painful to me.
You know it, right?
I'm sorry.
"Tataite Kabutte" "Danken Pon"
The winner will get a meal as a reward.
The first game is "Matsumura vs. Shitara"
Can I say it seriously?
Yes, you can say it.
Can I say it without restraint?
Yes, it's an order of the king.
I'm sorry.
Can you say it more gently?
Yes, I can.
Then, let's start the game.
One, two...
"Tataite Kabutte" "Danken Pon"
"Aiko de Sho" "Aiko de Sho"
That was close!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Aiko wins!
Why?! Why?!
I can't beat you in rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
In the middle!
Why?! I can't beat you in rock, paper, scissors!
I can't beat you in rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
That was close!
Ouch!
Hey! Here!
What happened?
Once it ended, I heard a "gaah" from the side.
But we didn't look here, so it's okay.
Oh, really?
Yes!
Hey, be careful.
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Aiko wins!
Ouch!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Congratulations!
Let's continue.
The second match of the first round is Kaki vs. Yamashita.
I can't attack.
She's seriously fast.
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Ouch!
The third match is Takayama versus Kitano.
I'm really good at this, you know?
It's a 46-hour TV show, so I'm trying to figure out how many people I can knock out.
I was able to knock quite a few people out.
But there was a little blank.
Is it strong?
No, everyone has a blank.
One, two... Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Ouch!
What's with that way of dodging?
Can I dodge like that?
You can dodge like that?
This is what you can dodge, right?
I'm sorry!
If you dodge like that...
Oh no, you're blinding me.
You're blinding me.
That's how everyone is like.
One, two... Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Ouch!
You won!
Victory!
Takayama is gone!
The last of the first round is Himura versus Shiraishi.
Don't hold back, both of you.
I don't know what Shiraishi will do.
I'm going to win.
Me too.
Here we go.
One, two... Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Shiraishi is strong!
What is this place?!
The back of your head...
Can I use your back of your head?
It's fine. It's powerful enough.
One, two... Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
You almost grabbed it.
Scary!
Let's fix your ears. It's annoying.
One, two... Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Ah, too slow, too slow! Too slow, too slow!
Hurry up! Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Yes, this is it!
You're too slow!
I'm sorry!
Now for the semi-final!
First up is Shitara versus Yamashita!
I'm sorry, Yamashita, but you'll have to win.
No, I'm not going to lose either.
Here we go!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
That was fast! Safe, safe, safe, safe!
That was really cool.
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Wait, wait, I didn't do rock, paper, scissors!
I didn't do rock, paper, scissors!
I just...
Do something, like a "gu" and "choki" "pa"
Like... Like "pa" and "choki" and "gu" and "pa"
Like an all-nighter, you know?
And you're defending yourself!
Yamashita, if you do that again, you're breaking the rule!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
That was fast!
You won!
That was really fast!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
The second semi-final match is Kitano against Shiraishi!
Safe, safe, safe!
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Yeah!
Maya won!
Shiraishi!
Rock, paper, scissors!
And now...
A super heated final match!
Yeah!
The winner is the one who played for two minutes.
Who will win?
I'm sorry, Shiraishi.
Let me see your face one last time.
Is my face different?
No, it's not!
Are you ready?
Okay!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Safe, right?
That was fast!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Ai won!
Go, go, go!
One!
Oh, no! He's caught up!
Reached!
Here we go! One, two!
Hit, cover, janken, pon!
Aiko, show!
Ah! I missed it! I missed it!
That was fast!
It was expensive!
I can't stop watching it!
I missed it!
This is really fun!
Really? That's good!
I'll do my best!
One, two!
Hit, cover, janken, pon!
Ah! I did it!
One!
I did it!
That was a good battle!
Who's next?
One, two!
Hit, cover, janken, pon!
Aiko, show!
Ah! I missed it!
One, two!
Hit, cover, janken, pon!
Ah! I missed it!
I missed it!
That was fast!
That was really fast!
One, two!
Hit, cover, janken, pon!
Ah! I did it!
Maya is the winner!
I did it!
Congratulations!
The winner gets a reward!
It's good!
And the last game of the night is...
This is "Black Tragedy One Shot Himura Show"!
Yeah!
Himura Show! Himura Show!?
Yes, this is Himura Show, so if you do it, please call the coach!
Challenge "Black Tragedy One Shot" with everyone!
For the members with black beards flying, we will give you Himura Show!
What!? Himura Show!?
Everyone, including the king, will participate!
If you fly Himura yourself, you can avoid Himura Show!
I can only avoid it myself, right?
Yes!
What do you think, King? This is a suggestion, but...
What is "King and Himura Show"?
I think it's good that the king can give something to the citizens.
That's great!
You can avoid the king if you fly him.
Yes.
If the king and Himura show combine...
That means you can get a lot of luxury goods, right?
Wow!
If the citizens want it...
Oh!
I did it!
I'll give you permission!
Thank you very much!
Yay!
I'm happy!
So, "Black Tragedy One Shot" with "King and Himura Show" starts now!
How much should I say? How about 500,000 yen?
500,000 yen!?
Who do you think you're talking to!?
Don't give me such a low price!
The order is random.
First of all, Matsumura will be the candidate.
Yay!
If Matsumura flies it, it's over, right?
Yes!
Go!
But it's okay if you fly it.
Yes!
Go ahead!
Where should I do it?
I'll do it here!
Here we go!
One, two...
Yay!
Okay!
Next, Hoshino will do it.
Go!
Yay!
Okay!
And Hori did it quickly and failed.
You're fast!
What should I do?
Then, I'll do it.
Oh, good!
Okay!
I'm going to fly it, though.
What!?
You look like you're going to fly it!
With confidence, will he...
I'm going to get "King and Himura Show"!
Don't go! Don't go!
Here I go!
Oh, I'm scared!
Damn it!
I'm going to get "King and Himura Show"!
Damn it!
Next, Endon!
Please!
Umezawa failed consecutively.
Next, please!
Then, I'm going!
No, no, no!
Show!
You caught me!
You caught me! It's the color of jersey!
Can I say it?
Yes, you can!
Can I say it?
Evasion, right?
Yes, evasion!
But I'll get "King and Himura Show"!
It's getting dangerous.
Yes!
Here I go! Here I go!
Yes!
Here I go!
One, two...
Damn it!
Here I go!
And Takayama also...
...failed.
Next, Kubo...
Here I go! One, two...
Isn't it better to jump?
It's better to jump!
And Shinuchi...
It's going to come out!
Ah!
Ah, it's gone!
You suck!
Why do you say "here I go"?
It's not "ah"!
You suck!
It's not "ah"!
Who wants to go next?
Yes!
King!
Then, King!
Are you going?
It's about time!
Finally, King will challenge!
Will it be "Himura Show Get"?
It's going! It's going!
Ah!
It's not going!
Too bad!
Evasion is no longer possible!
Damn it!
There!
Who will get "King" and "Himura Show"?
Oh, no! It's coming!
Next, Yamashita challenged!
Ah!
It's coming! It's coming!
Is it coming?
Ah!
And Yoda challenged!
No, it looks like it's coming!
Yoda!
There!
Ah!
How is it?
What do you want?
Anything is fine?
What do you mean anything is fine?
That's a bit of an exaggeration.
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