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Nogizaka Kojichu!
Don!
One, two!
Nice to meet you!
Now, it's started.
Nogizaka Kojichu 2020.
Our host, Banana Man.
And, Shitaragun.
Shitaragun!
What is Shitaragun, again?
Himura-san, please announce our plan for today.
Shitaragun!
Reward!
Explosion tour!
I see!
It was about a year ago.
I walked on that road.
You are a singer.
I am not a singer.
You are not a singer.
I keep saying "no, no", but I sang.
You sang after Takahashi and Toji-san.
No, no, it is not like that.
It was about a year ago.
We wore kimonos and sang.
Yes, we did.
We sang "Himura-gun vs. Shitaragun" at that time.
We won.
So, we didn't spend our reward money and came all the way here.
So, it is an explosion tour today.
It is an explosion!
That's right.
Because we won.
That's right.
We have to do it quickly.
Inoue might graduate.
Other members might graduate, too.
That's right.
So, the graduates who are watching this and haven't received their Himura Award yet, would you like to do it?
Mr. Himura is still alive.
So, for this episode,
the graduates will get the prize money and get to buy whatever they like.
It's a reward tour.
Today, we have these people with us.
Big Camera, Nishiguchi store in Shinjuku.
Thank you for coming.
But we're doing business.
Um...
Can you speak quietly?
No, no.
I'm fine, right?
I couldn't speak until just now.
Big Camera is...
Big Camera is the best.
This is boring.
Big Camera is the best.
It's the best.
But, for graduates,
graduates are familiar with buying appliances in programs,
but I think you already have quite a few.
Because, until now, you used a washing machine...
A washing machine and a rice cooker.
Do you use them?
Yes, I do.
Are they good?
They're really good. They make delicious rice.
Oh, really?
Do you like that washing machine?
It's the best.
But you still have appliances you want, right?
I still have more.
You still have more?
Of course you do.
You still have a lot, right?
I do.
This time, while going around the shop in three groups,
the members will decide what products they want.
In addition,
the appliances professionals will answer all kinds of questions on the spot,
so the members can find what they really want and buy it.
It's an Italian-style system.
Let's start shopping with these four people.
What kind of appliances do you want?
The first group.
Yes.
Are you all wearing school uniforms today?
No, we are not.
Isn't it too sexy?
Yes, if you look at it from this side.
We are always like this.
You are always like this.
What did you say in this group? Do you remember?
I said "kashitsuki".
Oh, you said "kashitsuki" somewhere else.
Oh, there are a lot of people.
Oh, you are wearing a lot of "kashitsuki".
I said "mixer".
Oh, "mixer".
"Mixer" is also good.
And I said "stove".
Oh, "stove".
Oh, that's good.
We are now in the "kashitsuki" zone.
Yay!
There are a lot of "kashitsuki".
Do you still not use "kashitsuki" now?
I don't use it.
I also don't want it.
You don't use it?
Yes, I didn't believe in "kashitsuki" that much.
No, you should use "kashitsuki".
It's better, isn't it?
When I used it in the hotel, it was completely different when I woke up in the morning.
I thought "what should I do?"
Because you all don't have "kashitsuki".
Because you don't have "kashitsuki", do you use "kashitsuki" to wipe water on the carpet?
What?
You do it like that.
You do it and you do it.
Do you?
I don't do it.
You just save water in the bath.
That's in the hotel, isn't it?
That's in the hotel.
It's better to have "kashitsuki" in the hotel.
I don't do it.
She says she doesn't do it, so I don't do it.
I don't do it.
But I think it depends on where you put it.
Do you want to put it in the living room or the bedroom?
Living room.
Living room, right?
Is the room wide?
Oh, yes.
What?
What are you laughing about?
It's like a scary old man.
But Ms. Gimura doesn't want to know about the room.
She wants to know how wide it is.
What color is the curtain?
It's white.
It's weird.
It's white.
It depends on the furniture and what color goes with it.
You can't see it in a strange old man's shop.
I'm sorry.
I like white.
White.
White, right?
kashitsuki
"dainichi" series.
"dainichi" is famous.
"kashitsuki" is the most troublesome one.
It's easy to make an order.
It's also a hybrid type and moves quickly.
And it's quiet.
It's said to be No.1.
Sound is important.
And you can buy this.
This is cute.
This is Balmuda.
Is it fashionable?
It's fashionable.
Isn't it fashionable?
It's been baked with bread, right?
That's right.
Is it baked with bread?
Balmuda is a brand that bakes bread.
Is it baked with bread?
Do you bake bread?
Can you bake bread?
Oh, you can't?
It's the same manufacturer as VALUMIUDA, but...
I'm sorry, but I thought you were going to burn it.
It's cute, isn't it?
VALUMIUDA has no extra buttons to put water in from above.
Is it convenient?
It's convenient.
But it's quite expensive.
It's cute, isn't it?
I'm not buying it myself today, so it's fine, isn't it?
Well, there's one more left.
Oh, this is super small.
Oh, it's small.
Do you like small ones?
I want a big one.
Can you call it a pillow?
It's cute, isn't it?
I like it.
Doesn't it get wet?
No, it doesn't.
It's very small.
Really?
It's cute, isn't it?
Speaking of pillows, when I sleep...
Me, too.
...my tongue gets all sticky and dry.
Ah!
It gets dry, but...
If you have that, you can also carry it around, right?
You can charge it with USB and carry it around, right?
You can charge it like this?
Ah, then...
When you have a concert or work, you can carry it around like this, right?
Isn't this nice?
I want one, too.
It's cute, isn't it?
You can look at the mixer and change which one you want.
Oh, really?
That's nice.
But you can put it in the living room, right?
When I wake up in the morning, my eyes hurt a lot.
What? Your eyes hurt?
My eyes hurt a lot.
Why do you have dry eyes when you sleep?
They all open up for me.
What? They all open up for you?
My eyes, too.
Do you have dry eyes when you sleep?
My mouth and my nostrils all open up for me.
No, no.
That's not good.
Then you should definitely...
Then you should definitely have this.
No!
You should go to the hospital first.
It's better for you than for the members.
You can open your eyes wide.
I'm awake.
I can talk to you.
How wide is your eye?
I can talk to you.
I can talk to you like this.
You're lying!
You can talk to me like this.
I can talk to you like this.
Can you check this out?
I was looking for this.
It's nice.
Next, we'll go to the electrical stove corner.
What kind of type do you like?
Where do you put it?
It warms up the room.
Of course it warms up the room.
There's a big one.
There's one like this.
There's a lot of them.
It's small.
I want it.
What's this?
It's cute.
It doesn't warm up the room, does it?
What kind of type do you like?
It warms me up when I eat.
It warms you up when you eat?
It warms you up in the living room.
The electrical stove doesn't change that much, does it?
It depends on how fast it warms up.
It warms up in 2 seconds.
It's fast.
So you don't have to wait in the cold winter.
0.2 seconds is very short.
That's right.
What size do you like?
It's light.
I don't have many places to put it in the house.
I see.
It's small and compact.
Compact.
It's small and compact.
I'll take the compact one.
There's a compact one.
Look at this one.
I'll take it.
If you only think about compact ones, you'll definitely take this one.
How do you usually take the ones that you have?
I put a lot of them in my blanket and wrap it around my blanket.
You have a lot of blankets.
It must be lonely to wear a blanket.
Yes.
There's one more.
Yes.
What's this? It's cute.
Which one is it?
This one.
It's like firewood.
That's right.
It warms you up inside.
It's cute.
It's a micro stove.
It's like charcoal.
The warm stuff comes out of here.
It's cute.
If you turn it on, you can turn it off.
You can only look at it.
There's white, too.
I like white.
I like it.
It's not expensive.
It's cheap overall.
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Mixer, you drink something every day, don't you?
Yes, I do. Sometimes I drink smoothie in the morning.
I bought the cheapest one in a grocery store.
I've been using it for a long time.
I also bought a better one.
Here it is.
This is amazing, isn't it?
This can also be used as a light bulb or powder.
Is that possible?
That's a problem.
If you put cold vegetables in it, you can make warm soup.
You can also eat it with shaved ice.
Shaved ice is...
Why do you recommend it?
You can also eat it with ice.
Shaved ice is sold by a shaved ice machine.
I recommend this one.
Felsio Green Presso
This is also famous.
It's a juice.
It's a juice that doesn't destroy your genitals or nutrients.
It doesn't heat up at all, so you can drink it as it is.
If you really want to drink juice, this is better, isn't it?
That's right.
If you want to spread it more,
Crimson Mixer
What is "Crimson Mixer"?
It sucks in the air inside and mixes it.
It doesn't oxidize.
This time, we will let you try this product in a special store.
First of all, what is the taste of the juice made with a low-speed and slowly squeezed green presso?
Do you know what it is?
Felsio Green Presso
It's very delicious.
The hit is soft.
It's delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
This is also included in it, isn't it?
It would be delicious if you put a little shoyu in it.
But it's a drink, so...
It's a drink, so it's okay, isn't it?
If you put champagne or vodka in it, it will become cocktail.
At worst, you can only put champagne in it, can't you?
That's the worst.
Next, let's try "Tescom"'s vacuum mixer.
Let's go.
Oh, no!
Is it a failure?
It's not a failure, is it?
What is it? It's vacuuming now, isn't it?
Oh, my God!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's very tight.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is "cold smoothie" with ice cubes.
What is the taste of it?
Renaissance
Let's eat.
Is it different? How is it different?
Oh, I see.
This one is more like "material"
Oh, I see.
This one is more like "store"
This one?
Oh, my God!
Please try it.
Do you know what it is?
It's delicious!
Oh, it's totally different!
Oh, it's true!
This one is more delicious than the other one, but...
Oh, both of them are good!
Both of them are good!
It's really delicious!
Well, have you decided what you want?
Yes!
You don't have to change what you said and what others said.
I see.
You don't have to change what you said and what others said.
I see.
Well, let's draw lots!
What!?
Isn't it all of you?
What!?
Really!?
What!?
Are you kidding me!?
I didn't think you would buy it!
Sorry, sorry.
Did you all buy it?
What!?
No way!
Oh, you didn't say it!
You didn't say it!
It's messed up!
What!?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry!
For the sake of prize money, only the chosen number of each group will get what they want.
There are two numbers of correct answers in this round.
So, even if we meet again after this team is over, this is a secret.
That's right. I want to do this every time.
I'll do it every time.
There are numbers of balls in it.
White is wrong and red is correct.
Red.
What should I do?
Do you want it?
What should I do?
Do you want it?
What do you want?
I love lyrics. "Balloon".
Oh, she said it!
That round one!
It's cute.
That's it.
It's quite expensive.
No, it's good. It's good.
This is a very exciting draw tournament!
OK, let's do it.
Red is correct.
Now, let's see if it's correct or not.
Oh, it's here!
White!
But it's OK.
White!
Even if you're wrong, you still have a chance of winning.
Kimura-san, please.
Really?
Congratulations.
Unfortunately...
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Ah, batteries!
Congratulations.
You're happy, right? Carbonated batteries.
You don't have batteries when you're wrong, do you?
I'm scared!
Now you have two wrong answers and one wrong answer.
You should have kept this one.
Now, Mukai, what do you want in the end?
A thin stove...
An Aladdin stove...
An Aladdin stove and a humidifier.
Which humidifier do you want?
The one that costs about 5,000 yen.
Which one?
The one that goes up and down.
The one that goes up and down and costs about 5,000 yen?
Yes, yes.
Which one?
Mukai found a humidifier request when the camera wasn't rolling.
The total price is cheap, so you can have two products.
Good luck!
Now, Shiro and Mukai have been chosen.
Oh, I see!
I see, that's what it is!
Now, Mukai, let's go.
Let's go.
Go ahead!
You did it, didn't you?
This is the happiest moment of my life.
It's only started.
I'm glad you did it.
Even with this...
That's right.
It might not end.
No, it won't end like that.
What do you want?
That one for dark clothes.
That one.
Ah, that one.
That thin one.
That's right.
That's good, isn't it?
I want to bring it to the hotel.
I see.
Let's ask her.
Yes, let's ask her.
Well, I...
It doesn't have to be a mixer.
It doesn't have to be a mixer at all.
It has an air cleaner and a hair dryer.
It's on the other side.
You just passed it by a little, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
In that moment...
Ah, this is good.
We all drank so much here.
We did so much.
That's right.
This is the big camera, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Yes, yes.
There's only one more prize.
Will they get products from Iwamoto or Terra?
Okay, let's go.
I'll spin it.
Okay, go.
This way.
It came out.
So, the first group is...
Mukai and Iwamoto get what they wanted.
I'm glad.
And you can buy this battery with your number.
Oh, that's right.
Don't say it on the plane.
Next, these six will go shopping.
Thank you for waiting.
Then, let's go.
Thank you for waiting.
I think you all have something you want.
What did you say?
I said a cleaning robot.
Didn't you say a cleaning robot before?
That's right.
You said a cleaning robot before.
But now, it's automatic.
Yes, it's automatic.
It's a cleaning robot.
I see.
If you use it, you'll be a cleaning robot.
What did you say?
I said a rice cooker and a toaster.
A rice cooker and a toaster.
A rice cooker is also good.
I want you to do it.
What did you say?
I said a lot of things.
Now...
I said almost everything about home appliances.
Almost everything?
Yes, almost everything.
What did you say?
I said...
A vacuum cleaner.
What did you say?
I said a vacuum cleaner, too.
There are many vacuum cleaners.
What did you say?
I said a vacuum cleaner, too.
Then, let's start with a vacuum cleaner.
I want one.
I like it.
You like it.
You like it, too.
But, when we did it in a studio before,
didn't you like the one you bought?
It's really good.
A different charger.
Yes, it's different.
I really like it.
My mother also likes it.
I bought the same one for my parents.
That's smart.
A different charger...
Is it around here?
First of all, let's do some research.
This one is good.
Oh, you are an expert.
Thank you.
This one is good.
Is this one the most well-balanced one?
Its weight, power, and battery capacity...
Batteries are quite versatile.
And, if you have a pet,
this one is the best.
Why?
It's me!
Pets don't get hurt at all.
But, if you have a girl and her hair is long,
this one is good.
It's good, isn't it?
How about its weight?
It's light.
Even a woman can hold it.
It's the lightest and the sharpest.
It's light. It's even lighter. It's 2.5 inches in diameter.
You can sing with it. You can sing with it. You can use it as a lover.
It's good for summer when you want to use it only in your room.
Do you want to sing? Do you want to sing with it? Can you sing for us?
You can use it for any song.
It's romantic.
You can even fly with it. Can you sing?
Can you sing? Can you sing? Can you sing for us?
It's called "house".
You can't sing much with it.
You can use it like this.
Can you hold it? Can you hold it?
Is it light? Can you lift it?
Wow.
How is it?
Wow.
Can you sing with it?
Can you sing?
You can sing old songs only.
Can you sing with it?
Yes, I think you can sing it.
- I think you can sing it. - Can you sing it for me?
One, two...
Come here!
So cute!
- So cute! - You can sing it!
Can you hold it, Imura-san?
Oh, that's a mic!
Imura-san, can you sing "Den-en"?
I'll kick you from behind.
You can do it!
She might sing "karui" later.
After that, I recommend the program side.
What is this?
Wow!
Evo Power.
This is a button.
This is a vacuum cleaner.
Wow!
This is great!
This is the whole thing.
This is great!
What do you think of this?
These two are not doing it.
What do you think of this?
This is great!
Can you sing it for me?
Hanshinremu
You are singing your own song.
I made it small.
Can you sing it?
This is great!
Can you sing it?
Kimi no Nagare
Why "Kimi no Nagare"?
You can sing.
Wow!
You are great!
You are great! You are great!
What is this?
It is a real tobacco.
What is this?
It is a real tobacco.
It is not visible but I think it is not a real one.
But it is 20,000 yen.
Is it possible to put garbage in here?
Yes, it is.
Is it attached?
If you put garbage in here, it will explode.
It is noisy.
It is too comfortable.
The next corner is robot cleaning corner.
There are so many robot cleaning robots.
There are various robots but some of them are noisy.
Yes, there are.
Do you know it?
A while ago, Shiraishi-mai-chan came to my house and said that the robot was noisy.
I want that one.
The one that water comes out of.
That is just for wiping.
It is a robot for wiping water.
It is throwing meat.
If you wipe water every day, it is not noisy.
I see.
I wipe water every day.
I see.
If you do that, it will be about 32,000 yen.
If you wipe water, it will vibrate and vibrate.
It will be shiny in the bath.
I want to do it.
It's shiny in the bath.
It's cheap, so it can be this and a shark.
It's about 50,000 yen.
Can we do it like that?
Can we?
Of course we can.
It's open.
Who will be in the star team?
If it's a water blower and a vacuum cleaner, can we do a water blower?
Can we do that?
That's great.
Can we do that?
Show me the back of it.
It's a towel.
That's great.
This is a towel.
That's right.
You can do a water blower and a water blower with just one of them.
Really?
That's great.
If you have a pet...
That's great.
What is this?
This is a robot vacuum cleaner.
If you have a pet, you can use it like this.
It's better than this.
You can use it like this.
That's right.
That's great.
It detects it for you.
Really?
What happens if you do that?
It avoids it for you.
It avoids it for me?
Whose house is this?
By the way, can you speak Japanese?
Can you speak human language?
Why?
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