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Don! It's started! I'm Banana Man, the host of "Nogizaka Koujutsu". Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
I'll... I'll take it!
What? What?
I'll take it!
So, Himura-san!
Yes!
Shall we start? Please tell us what we are going to do today!
Nogizaka "Pointy Earl Queen" deciding match!
This time, the members will compete for what they wanted to do with their own self-produced VTRs.
And the winner will...
This is amazing. As a prize...
I'll give you a part of the one-sharp work in the construction of Nogizaka.
Isn't it like winning the world?
So, if you won your favorite project, you can do it.
To some extent, it will be completely backed up, and we will be involved in it.
So you can do one-shop, right?
The first entry is RIKUTA's work.
Is there anything you want me to look at or explain?
I want you to look at this.
I asked some of the members to cooperate with me.
But some members haven't noticed it.
I saw this part and enjoyed it.
Did you come out before you knew it?
Is it like a hidden camera?
Because you haven't noticed it.
That's right.
Is it RIKUTA's work?
It's RIKUTA and ERIKA's work.
From now on, I will cooperate with the ceiling.
I will challenge this so that the members who come in will not notice it.
I was asked to prepare more sets than I expected.
It's very authentic.
This time, ten art staff will install a fake ceiling in the machine room for about three hours.
They will install a device there, RIKUTA will hang it up with a wire, and it will be pasted on the gray ceiling and let it go crazy.
And they will call out the members as comment recordings of the fake plan of the program.
Is it okay for the members not to notice it?
They will pass through the ceiling behind the members and verify what actions they can do without being found out.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, but what should I do?
Can you do it as it is?
The first person to come to the fake comment recording is RIKUTA.
The first point is obtained.
Certainly.
Is RIKUTA passing to the ceiling?
No, no.
I've been caught all the time.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes, RIKUTA.
You don't notice it, do you?
I'm sorry.
You don't notice it anymore, do you?
It's about the time you come out.
RIKUTA passes without noticing the ceiling.
Is RIKUTA passing to the ceiling?
Oh, you noticed it.
Oh, you didn't notice it.
RIKUTA doesn't notice it at all.
It's about the time you didn't even notice RIMURA of "Werewolf".
And the first thing to try behind RIKUTA, who started a meeting with the staff, is...
Something is wrong.
Party glasses.
Will you be caught even if you wear them and have fun?
If you have fun, you'll be caught.
I'm sure you'll get a lot of money.
Oh, this is...
When you wear it...
No, it's cute.
It's scary when you wear it.
You can't do it.
You'll get caught next time.
I'm sorry.
I'll let you go.
No, you'll be caught.
You'll be caught.
Yes, here.
I don't feel anything around here.
RIKUTA is passing by.
You don't notice it at all.
Next is Mika.
She decided to eat this on the ceiling of the abandoned house.
The skin and...
Can I say what I thought of?
You don't notice it.
But it's pretty...
It's pretty...
It looks like this when you do it like this.
But now...
You can say "Hmm."
And...
You can say "Hmm."
The look...
Why can't you do this?
What...
Why can't you do this?
You can say anything.
It's already down.
She doesn't seem to notice at all.
Then, what's on the ceiling?
Tanuki with burnt skin.
No, no, no, it's a shame.
I really hate it.
Today is a perfect day.
It doesn't show!
Ah, I don't know.
Didn't you drop it?
She puts an orange peel at the back.
But she doesn't notice it at all.
Here, Nise's recording is over.
Until she leaves the room, she doesn't notice the orange peel on the ceiling?
Thank you for your hard work.
Huh?
That's crazy!
She doesn't notice it at all.
It's completely passed.
I thought I could somehow deceive her,
but I didn't notice it at all when she left the room.
I'm in a pretty good mood.
And here, an unexpected accident happens!
Thank you for your hard work.
Huh?
It's here, it's here!
Oh, I see!
Due to a mistake in recording,
Umezawa, who will be next up,
accidentally gets caught in the middle of someone's comments.
Wow, this is bad.
Thank you for your hard work.
This is bad, this is bad.
The camera is unnatural.
Wow, she doesn't notice it!
Huh?
No, technically, this is nice!
The staff are impatient, but Umezawa sits down without noticing it.
I don't notice it!
And the cameraman with a cable that shouldn't be there
leaves without a place to go and leaves for the back of the room, but...
Before Umezawa suspects the comment clock,
the staff and Ikita continue with the mission with eye contact.
What are you talking about?
First of all, the sound of vinyl and glue is noisy, so they eat rice balls at a convenience store.
It's really bad because it's high in sugar content.
It makes a sound, doesn't it?
This makes a sound, doesn't it?
Oh, my God!
Are you all right?
That's unexpected.
I want to eat it.
It's around here, isn't it?
A suspicious sound echoes from the ceiling, but there is no sign of it being found.
And...
Oh, my God!
What is it?
It's different depending on when you hear it.
It was like that just now.
Even if a dry sound echoes, there is no sign of it being noticed.
Ikita continues with the mission of opening the umbrella gently.
This makes a sound, and it's kind of weird.
You can see it in the back.
What is it?
Is there anything you want to say to your family?
I only have three things I can take with me to a deserted island.
What is it?
A knife...
A pen...
Oh, my God!
I didn't notice it at all.
It's funny.
A mirror...
It's different depending on where you look at it now.
Oh, my God!
It's like a mirror.
I don't know.
A pen...
She is so bold in opening it and moving it around.
She didn't notice it at all.
And, in order to hide it, she folds it up again.
She found out! She found out!
It's impossible! It's impossible!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Ume-sama noticed that she was about to fold it up and found out. Mission failed!
It's impossible!
She said "what's up?" in a loud voice.
It merged with the wall.
The next target is a bucket.
She's nervous every time she enters the room, but...
She doesn't look at it at this time.
It's not here. It's not here yet.
Some of them are completely merged.
So, Kubo also starts recording.
The next challenge for Rikuta, who merged with the wall, is...
She stretches a long straw at the back of the bucket and drinks a cup of juice three meters below.
She drops the tube aiming for the cup, but...
She can't hit it because she can't aim for it.
Miyona-san remembers it.
At last...
Oh, it's a grape!
Takayama-san and Mai-san drank it.
The mission of dropping several straws at the ceiling didn't get exposed and succeeded!
Oh, it didn't get exposed.
From Kubo, who doesn't know that Rikuta is listening from the ceiling behind her...
What kind of topic will it be?
On the one hand, Rikuta Irika, who I like a lot, always answers me no matter what I say.
Do you like Rikuta?
I respect her.
What do you mean?
If you respect her, you're doing something like this, right?
She does her best in everything and does what she wants to do.
What do you want to do with your life?
I like Rikuta Irika's way of life.
I think her way of life is really busy.
Even in her busy schedule, she doesn't show her tiredness.
That's why I like her.
You don't show it to anyone.
What are you talking about?
I'm just happy.
This is the end of the fake recording.
Will Rikuta be able to finish without being noticed?
Thank you very much.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
I couldn't change my chair.
Rikuta Irika's favorite chair.
I'm happy.
Will you like me even if I'm like this?
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
And Kanagawa also decided to record it as a fake.
- Go down. - Down?
The bold manager Ikuta brought out is carcassique.
- What's your favorite food? - Cream stew.
- Which one do you like? - I like both.
Ikuta measures the timing of her waist spreading out.
I saw it later and I'm really into funny people.
There are a lot of funny people.
- There are a lot of people like me in the movie. - Wow, how do you know?
She's bold.
She's wearing a carcassique outfit to match the bad wind.
And this is the perfect timing...
Look at her smug face!
Ikuta and Erika are in sync!
The last mission is to open a pop-up tent in the air.
Stand by so that they don't notice you.
Will they succeed?
- Did you like it? - Yes.
My dad used to say that to me a lot.
She said it in a low voice.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
They failed their mission in a loud voice.
And suddenly, Kanagawa froze.
In this experiment, it turned out that people don't notice even if someone is crying on the ceiling.
It's interesting.
It's good.
I'm glad. They didn't notice me.
They didn't notice you at all.
They didn't notice me at all.
I suddenly felt satisfied.
Because you were thrown to the back of the tower.
It's a little above the door.
But they don't notice you.
I'm glad.
I respect you, but you said some bad things about me.
It's the worst.
You don't like it, do you?
You don't know anything about me.
I've said it before.
When I was working in an office, I saw a microphone on the table.
I thought it was a hidden microphone.
I thought it was a speed wagon thread.
I thought it was a hidden microphone.
I worked on this for a while, but I couldn't find anything.
When I looked at it, it was a screw.
A black screw came out in this direction.
I was excited about it.
Next entry is TAKAYAMA's song.
What about you?
I like "Zun no Iio-san".
I want to do a shoot with you, Mr. Iio.
So I'm wondering how I can be a good partner with you, Mr. Iio.
That's Yasta.
That's not Yasta.
That's Zunna.
Oh, I see.
Did you ask Mr. Iio to do it?
Yes, I asked Mr. Iio to do it.
Really?
Oh, I see.
Really?
Today is the second time for me to do a shoot with you, Mr. Iio.
Oh, really?
That's right.
I did it on Thursday, Mr. Iio.
Actually, it's fun to come in non-stop, isn't it?
I've always wanted to do a shoot with you, Mr. Iio.
I wish I could be next to you, Mr. Iio, like a business partner.
So, how can we get addicted to Mr. Iio?
What happens if we try to do a shoot with you, Mr. Iio, instead of talking back to you, a bokeh machine manufacturer, seeking for a new price response?
Let's do such an experimental shoot.
Can Takayama be the best partner of Mr. Iio, Kazu of ZUN?
Kazui and Kazuki's Kazukazutanpo!
Yay!
Ragan release.
It's one and two now.
I can't believe it. I thought it would be one and two.
I can't deal with it.
Today's Kazukazutanpo!
It's a show where Takayama wanders to places where he wants to go with Iio, but...
Takayama is stuck in his natural bokeh that doesn't quite finish the opening.
Kazukazutanpo!
I've been doing it for about 15 minutes, but I'm suddenly doing it.
- You don't have time for such a walk. - It's for life.
I thought it would end here.
But it doesn't end here, does it?
No, it doesn't.
Oh, it's here!
You're fast!
It's not here.
- It's here! - It's here.
The first place they stopped at was a popular bubble tea cafe in Taiwan, Chun Sui Ta.
Chun Sui Ta?
Here, Takayama recommends Iio's teppanyaki milk tea, but...
- I know. - You know?
- Then I'll have matcha milk tea. - Why?!
No, I don't like teppanyaki milk tea.
- You don't like it? - No.
Then I'll have one teppanyaki milk tea without tapioca.
- Without tapioca? - No, it's not "bibibi", it's "tapioca".
This order is not bokeh.
It's a serious order that Takayama wants to drink.
In a chaotic atmosphere, there's a taste report.
- It's really good. - Really?
- Yes. - I see. Then I'll have it.
Seeing Iio-san drinking tapioca makes me happy.
Oh, "go to heaven", it's good.
I'm sure Iio-san said that.
Iio went to heaven with just one bite.
What will Takayama do?
- "go to heaven" is good. - Yes, "go to heaven".
Don't go!
Was it spicy?
You're amazing.
- It's good. - It's good?
Are you drunk?
You're not drunk, are you?
You're drinking and talking like this.
How does it end?
It's your corner, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Shara, what is it?
Do you want me to drink up and make it empty?
Certainly.
If you suddenly start bordering like this,
don't you say "let's go next"?
What is it?
This is terrible.
What is it?
After that, Kasuki and Kasumi went to London.
Are Shara and Hima in the studio?
Yes, we are.
Mr. Io, how can we help you?
They are co-workers.
They are Shara and Hima.
Shara and Hima are mainly in charge of everything.
They are in charge of processing.
They are the founders of the first fan-life-style goods brand in Denmark,
Flying Tiger.
What do you think of this guitar?
It's good, isn't it?
It's important.
These two bananas wrote me back.
I can't do anything about it.
I can't fix it.
I think it's a big problem.
It's good, isn't it?
It's called "guitar associate A."
No, it's "B."
Oh, "guitar associate B."
It's "guitar associate B."
That's right.
Acoustic guitars are made of wood.
It doesn't matter.
In small stores, the number of bokeh cameras is also increasing.
What about the glasses case?
The case is cute.
What do you think of it?
What is it? Bee? Bee?
What do you think of it?
It's cute.
It's fashionable.
Really?
Since I was 40 years old, I've been told by people older than me that I look like a butler.
Don't you know?
Try searching for it.
You're laughing.
You're laughing like crazy.
What do you do with this?
With pink?
Of course.
More?
I don't know.
Oh, and you can put it on your head and...
On my head?
For example...
Like this...
Like an unbudgeted Lion King.
That's good.
After buying some of their favorite products,
they go to the next spot.
Well...
I left behind good things and memories.
What else should I leave behind?
Linpo.
I left behind my glasses.
This is it.
You're the only one left.
Next,
where Takayama wants to see lions move
is an indoor athletic facility called Tondemi,
where you can enjoy various activities.
Um...
Mr. Banana Man...
Yes.
used to do a location shoot.
Yes, yes, over there.
Yes, yes, yes.
Seeing that looked like a lot of fun.
It's amazing.
I want a location shoot location.
It's fun.
I want to go.
The two buses use a trampoline to jump into a jump pit.
I haven't done it before.
Should we go first?
I'm scared.
You're good at it!
He's doing his best.
He's a big fan of you.
Kazuki and Kasumi enjoyed playing this game.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors?
In the end, they played rock-paper-scissors.
How do you end a shooting like this?
It's difficult.
I had a bad feeling about it.
I left my glasses at home.
I had a good time with Kazuki today.
What else should I leave?
That's right!
She left something.
Are you tired of it?
It's amazing!
I don't remember what's amazing.
It's terrible!
What do you want to be like?
I thought it was a comforting laughter.
It was a big laugh.
I wanted to meet him in person and say hello.
Don't get into shallow topics.
You'll get used to shallow topics.
Don't miss this episode of Rock-paper-scissors!
There is something like Rock-paper-scissors gag.
What is it?
We got Rock-paper-scissors gag.
There are a lot of Rock-paper-scissors gag.
We got it.
Please do it.
I want to know it.
Let's play Rock-paper-scissors!
Ready, set, go!
At first, it's Grimm's video.
Most of it is fiction.
It's Grimm's video, isn't it?
It's a video.
It's very recent.
OK, let's watch Grimm's video today.
I'm sorry.
Everyone has Rock-paper-scissors gag.
Surprisingly, we have it.
Himura-san has it, too.
In the past, it was very popular in sales.
When we play Rock-paper-scissors in sales and give something away,
we always do it.
I want to see it.
OK, let's do it!
OK, let's play Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's start with the first one!
Ready, set, go!
The first kiss was in the spring of 2015.
It's embarrassing.
OK, let's do it.
OK, let's do it again!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Ready, set, go!
The first kiss was in the spring of 2015.
Why is it embarrassing?
We're embarrassed by your gag.
Next time, the main role of the member produce, VTR, will appear one after another!
She's cute!
Will she shine as VTR queen?
She's cute!