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Nogizaka, dig in!
Don! Nice to meet you! I'm Nogizaka, the host of this show.
And I'm Nogizaka-chan!
Nice to meet you!
We'll do our best!
Let's get started. Himura-san, please announce today's project.
I'll do it in about a month!
"Summer Vacation Goals Announcement Meeting 2019"!
Yes!
Using this summer period,
the project of challenging oneself to acquire special skills that can become one's own new weapon will start again!
Tonight, I will announce the goal and after about a month of training, I will show you the results!
Well, Ikuta was also novel.
- Yes! - She was amazing.
- That was good! - Really?
- It was great, wasn't it? - Wait a minute, "that" was...
"That" was also great, wasn't it?
And...
Ah, Nakada did the tambourine game and such.
- What was her favorite song? - Um...
- "Gonzo". - "Gonzo".
- That and... - Yes!
- "Gonzo" was fun. - Yes, it was fun.
Eh? What made you excited just now?
Um...
I thought "gonzo" meant my house.
Were you talking about "gonzo" just now?
- Eh, was "yagi" called "gonzo" just now? - Yes!
Ah, "yagi" was... Because you didn't play "gonzo" on the tambourine, right?
Well, if you think about it like that...
So, if you can't do it, you'll get a penalty, right?
- That's right. - I see, I see.
Well, well, since you couldn't do it just now, I'll make you have the same hairstyle as Himura- san.
No, no, no, I didn't do it for a penalty or anything like that.
- That's right, that's right. - Yes, yes, yes.
First of all, I will announce the goal that the third generation, Sakaguchi is aiming for!
Ta-dah!
It's a frisbee dog!
Oh!
Huh?
- And... - Are you aiming for a dog?
- No, no, no, it's really difficult. - A frisbee...
- Huh? - What did you draw?
- Ah, it's the other way around. - That's gross!
Don't explain it with a gross picture!
- So, you're Sakaguchi, right? - That's right.
- Her hand just came out of her chin, that's amazing! - That's gross!
That's gross!
- And the dog's body can't be separated anymore. - That's true, it's not a hat, it's a body.
- I reproduced a dog. - A dog? Are you raising a dog?
- That's right, but my dog can't do anything at all. - Yeah.
- You can only do it with a dog that has been taught properly, right? - This is probably a psychological relationship, right?
- Yeah, that's right. - Why do you want to do this?
- But, you know, when I go to a pet shop... - Yeah.
- Even if it's me and my mom... - Yeah.
- They see me... - Yeah.
- And I feel like "take me with you from here"... - What are you talking about?
- What are you saying? - Dogs and hearts don't connect.
- Ah, I see! - That's how it is!
- You're the type of person who gets liked by dogs, right? - That's right!
- Ah, I see, I see.
- Ah, there's a video. - Yeah.
- Oh, he's cool! - He's suddenly cool. He's different from what I thought.
- Oh, he jumped over himself! - He has a lot of moves!
- This is Border Collie, right? - Yeah.
- He's smart. - Yeah, he's smart!
- Yeah, this is it! - This is what I imagined!
- Wow! - This is amazing!
- This is impossible! - This is impossible!
- Can you show me what you just did? - No, no, no!
- That's amazing! This is impossible! - I can do it!
- There's no proof of what you just said. - I can do it!
- I think you can't do it for a month. - Yeah.
- How many moves can you master in one week? - Yeah.
- You know, summer is the busiest time for everyone. - Yeah.
- It's always like this. - Yeah.
- How about 20 moves? - Let's do it!
- Wait, wait, wait!
- You've been doing this for a while! - Then, about 10.
- Wow! - She said 10.
- She's motivated! - She said 5 is enough for me.
- You've never done a frisbee before. - Let's see how good Sakaguchi is at playing a frisbee.
- Hey, dog... - Can I take it?
- It's not like you can just take it. - Can you show me how you do it?
- Like this. Show me how you do it. - No, you...
- What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
- I'll jump higher.
- Wait, wait, wait! - You're good!
- You're good!
So, Sakaguchi will try 10 moves at the frisbee dog show.
Next, what does Umesawa want to acquire in her third year of high school?
For me...
Ta-da!
VR art!
VR art?
It's not flat, but it's like you can draw a picture in three dimensions.
What?
VR is that so-called VR.
That's right, that's right.
First of all, there's a video.
Let's see what it is.
All right!
Huh? What's this?
It's drawn in the air, right?
Wow!
What's this?
Wow, what's this person doing? He's really good at it.
Oh, there's a fang coming out of it.
Wow!
It's drawn in the air.
Wow!
This is amazing!
Wow!
It's amazing!
I've done that in my life.
Really?
At that time?
Are you okay?
I'm a little worried.
But I'm good at copying.
Copying?
Wow!
Huh?
What are you trying to draw?
I haven't seen it yet.
But I think fake creatures are cool.
Like dragons.
Like demons.
Like kappa.
Like tengu.
Oh, that's good. I want you to draw a lot of youkai.
So, Umezawa will complete a VR art work at the studio live.
Next, what is the goal of the four-dimensional semia?
Trampoline!
Trampoline? What level is it?
I used to do mechanical gymnastics in middle school.
It's like a development of it.
It's like this.
I've done it before, but I'm tired of it.
First of all, this.
Ah, like this.
If it's like this, it's okay.
I want to do it.
Do you want to go to this level?
It's high! And it's twisted.
Can you do this?
Huh? Are you trying to go to that level?
I used to do aerobic exercise and practice.
Even if you just do one rotation in front of you, it's really difficult to go forward on a trampoline.
So you're trying to go in rotation?
If I can practice, I'd like to do it.
But you want to see it rotate, don't you? Honestly.
So today...
With a simple one-person trampoline, they'll check their current abilities.
What do you do if you do one rotation with this?
One rotation? You're going to land here, aren't you?
Isn't it difficult for me, on the contrary?
Ah, it didn't fly at all.
Oh, no, no.
Huh?
Ah!
Huh? Wait a minute. What are you doing?
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
You look like you're about to do something.
I'm about to do a back kick or something.
Oh, you're going to do a move here?
No, you have to be careful about this.
Oh!
It's dangerous.
I don't know.
I was scared.
If you want to do a big trick, you can do only three.
But, you did ten in the beginning.
What was that trick?
You can do three.
Eight.
Can you do that?
So, Seimiya will try eight tricks including spinning tricks in a trampoline.
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Next, what does Tamura want to do?
I want to do billiards.
What? Billiards?
What do you do in billiards?
I decide tricks.
There must be something.
Trick shot.
Like this.
You can do two at the same time.
You jump over it.
Wow!
That's impossible.
That's not good.
What happened?
Nine fell.
What happened?
You dropped eight.
How many times do you do it?
I can't hit all of them.
It's amazing.
Have you ever played billiards?
No.
No?
Why do you want to do it?
I've been good at playing ball in the softball club for three years of middle school,
so I'm good at playing the same ball.
It's completely different.
It doesn't matter at all.
No, it's really hard.
Have you ever played billiards?
Yes, I like it.
When we were kids, we used to play billiards together.
I was wearing an aloha shirt and playing billiards.
Billiards are cool, aren't they?
My thumb got caught in the billiards ball.
I was an old man, so my thumb came out like this.
I was naked when I played billiards.
It's hard for me to do that.
Don't worry. It won't happen.
Four-year-old Tamura will master multiple trick shots and show them off in one shot.
Next, Kitagawa.
Yes.
Here you go.
It's not "yes," it's "where have you been?"
What does four-year-old Kitagawa want to do?
What is it?
It's a parallel manga.
Parallel manga?
It's a parallel manga, isn't it?
When I saw it, my thumb suddenly came out like this.
That's what you mean, right?
What?
Isn't it?
Give it back.
I just pooped once.
It's a video of a bird flying in the air, isn't it?
It's a video of a bird pooping in the air, isn't it?
That's what you mean, right?
There is a video of it.
There is a video of it, right?
What?
It's "ah".
Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
What is it?
Wow! What is it?
What is it?
Wow!
Is it mochi?
Wow! It's mochi!
Wow!
It's inflated!
Wow!
It's touching it!
It's inflated!
Wow!
Who is it?
Excuse me.
I'll take off my clothes.
He talked in a rough way.
What is it?
Wow!
It's interesting!
He is an entertainer.
He is Honda Osamu, who is a paraderu manga artist.
Is he in that series?
What?
He created an original paraderu manga.
Wow!
It takes a lot of time, doesn't it?
Isn't it amazing?
I'll do my best.
She is pretty!
What should I do? She was talking in a rough way.
Well...
Excuse me.
What is it?
What did you put there?
She didn't say anything yet, but she put it there.
That's good.
So, Kitagawa will complete an original paraderu manga.
The next goal is to announce is "four-leaf clover and persimmon".
We will become magicians in one month.
Magic!
How much do you want to do?
I want to fly a pigeon.
A pigeon that comes out of hiding?
A pigeon is a typical magician.
I see.
I want to do something like this.
Like a card?
I want to do it with my hands.
Yes, like a card.
With techniques?
Yes, with techniques.
With techniques in one month?
It's very difficult.
It's difficult.
I want to see it.
It depends on which teacher you go to.
That's true.
If you go to Cero-san, you will become an iron magician.
If you go to Magi-ichimon, you will become Magi- ichimon.
It depends on which teacher you go to.
Here, they will challenge magic with the toys they bought today.
I want to see it.
For now, let's see their current abilities.
Yes, let's see it.
Okay, let's see it.
A shotgun?
Are you ready?
Yes.
Okay, let's start.
One by one.
If you do it at the same time, it won't make sense.
The length is different.
It's hard to tell from the beginning.
I'm sorry, the length is different.
What do you mean?
First, show me two shotguns.
The length is different.
What?
The length is different.
If you show me like that, I can tell.
You've been holding shotguns hard from the beginning.
I've never done it before.
She's very skillful with her hands.
Okay, show me two shotguns.
The length is different.
Wait a minute, it's still too early.
Don't move.
It's still too early.
We're working on the rope now.
They're fighting.
Are you two okay?
Okay, the length is different.
We'll make the rope with different length the same length.
That's impossible.
We can do that.
What?
Okay, here we go.
Huh?
She's so pure.
Takayama.
Takayama, you're amazing.
You're amazing.
What?
The length is different.
It's different.
The length is the same.
Senpai, you surprised me.
You did it.
That's crazy.
At your level, you're that happy?
If you were worried about her, you'd be okay.
That's crazy.
If you practiced for a month, you'd be amazing.
This is the hellish illusion of kendo.
That's great.
Can you do it? Are you ready?
What's this?
Are you going to use a handkerchief?
It's a strange handkerchief.
Wait a minute.
You have to say what you're going to do.
Suddenly you're holding a handkerchief.
You have to say something first.
It's not strange now.
I'm going to pull this handkerchief up and pull it.
I don't know what you mean.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean by pulling it up and pulling it?
Does it float in the air?
It floats in the air.
Is it a handkerchief?
Yes.
I don't think so.
A handkerchief doesn't float, does it?
It doesn't float.
It floats in the air, doesn't it?
Wait a minute. Is it floating now?
It's not floating.
It's not floating, is it?
It's not floating.
Is it floating? You're holding something in there, aren't you?
You're holding something in there, aren't you?
It's floating.
Is this the final form?
No, it's not.
You're surprised, aren't you?
Of course.
That's not possible.
It's floating now. You're surprised, aren't you?
Yes.
Here we go.
You're surprised when I pull it, aren't you?
Can't you go any further?
Oh, my God.
Oh, it came out.
This is what we're doing now.
Are you all right?
You can't even make a heart.
Wow, it's funny.
If you make a heart at that level, a bloody one will come out.
So, the two of them will try a magic show combining illusions and close-ups.
The next person to announce her goal is Riria Ito, a third-year student.
I'm going to try...
Ta-dah! Action!
Action? What's that?
Action.
Are you good at action?
No, I was doing baton touring in elementary school.
Baton touring?
I used to do quick points and mat exercises.
And I was very interested in acrobatics.
That sounds difficult.
What should you do?
You used to do action, but you didn't do any activities, did you?
Well, he didn't make me move much.
Personally, I'm practicing quick points and baton touring right now.
Baton touring?
I'm practicing baton touring, too.
So, we're going to ask Ms. Hori, who is currently practicing for real, to see Ito's current skills.
Hey, Hima-san...
Yes?
Can you do something?
Well, I've done some acting before.
Especially, I'm pretty good at the role of a victim.
What?
Wait a minute.
You're an enemy of Kung-Fu.
You appeared in several episodes of "ER Kung-Fu".
That's "Spartan X".
What should we do? Hori, decide something.
Give it to me, Hori!
This "gu" is like this. Put your thumb on this side like this.
In this state, put your left hand on top and hold it with one hand.
Wait a minute! I've learned bad guys!
This is like a weird kickboxer!
Here, Hori-sensei will give us a simple action.
Hit like "bang"!
First place!
If it's this way, go this way.
Upper and up!
After that, hit like "bang"!
What are you doing?
You can't hit me!
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
"Bang"! "Bang"! "Bang"!
Good. But it's too far, isn't it?
You should say "Wow" more.
I see.
Voice.
Yes.
Action!
Say something.
"Ha"! "Ha"! "Ha"! "Ha"!
I'm sorry.
I was surprised, too.
Why? Why do you say "Ha"?
Why do you say "Ha"?
I was surprised.
Why do you say "Ha"?
The last one.
Music play.
Say something.
You should say it. You're the boss.
You've finally arrived.
That's right.
Yes.
Then I'm here.
Yes.
Good. Let's do it.
Ready. Action!
Are you the boss?
I'm the boss.
You're a dangerous type of boss.
I'll avenge him!
"Ha"! "Ha"! "Ha"! "Ha"!
Why do you fall?
You should fall properly like I said.
"Ha"! "Ha"! "Ha"!
So, Itou will challenge a difficult action scene for a month.
Next, what does Saito Asuka want to wear?
Please.
I'll challenge this one.
What?
"Henmen"?
The one that changes like "bang, bang" in "dora"?
That's right.
I know it. I know it.
The one that changes like "bang, bang" in "dora".
You'll do that?
Yes.
Why?
"Henmen" is hard to do, isn't it?
Why do you do it?
Why?
Is there a video?
Yes, there is.
"Henmen".
Well...
Has it changed?
What?
Wow!
It's very mysterious.
Has "henmen" changed?
No, it hasn't.
It hasn't changed at all.
Change. Change a lot.
It hasn't changed at all.
You're laughing. It hasn't changed.
The dance is fine now.
It hasn't changed.
You're kidding me.
Change.
It's like "when will it change?"
Look.
It's amazing.
It hasn't changed.
It's amazing.
What is he doing?
It's amazing.
He's raising his hand.
That's it.
Amazing.
It hasn't changed much.
It's funny.
It hasn't changed.
It must be hard.
Is it hard?
It's hard.
If it was easy, everyone would do it in the city.
I've never seen it.
What is Asuka's "henmen" award?
Is this "henmen"?
Here is "henmen" style "tadano omen" design.
This is not "henmen", is it?
I was surprised.
If this is "henmen", the thickness of her face will be like this.
Asuka's ability at this stage is...
I think you can do it.
I think you can do it with "henmen".
All right.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
Wow.
It doesn't change!
It doesn't changes!
Amazing!
Awesome!
I wonder if it changes.
What's going on?
Wow!
It changes!
It does!
It changes!
Great!
Does it change?
Doesn't it?
Doesn't it change?
It doesn't change.
Surprisingly, it doesn't change.
What is it?
Great!
It's great for entertainment.
It's funny.
It seems to be secret.
What?
Is it special?
It's dangerous.
What if I go there tomorrow?
If you learn it, you can eat it all.
Really!
You can't do it.
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