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[Nogizaka, let's go!]
Don! Nice to meet you! I'm Nogizaka Konjichi, the host of Bananam.
And welcome to Nogizaka Channel!
You're so old-fashioned!
Old-fashioned?
You don't look like you're used to it.
Do we?
Could you tell us about today's show?
Let's go!
"Fourth Generation Sales Commission"!
We're finally here.
You're all fourth generation.
Nice to meet you.
And over there are poor people.
You're wrong!
But you do look like you're used to it.
Are you nervous?
No, I'm not.
You look like you're about to collapse.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Semina, let's talk while you cry.
Why? Why?
You have to relax your nerves.
Are you okay?
No, I'm not.
You look like you're about to collapse.
Wait a minute!
Do you remember what happened?
It's painful.
It looks painful.
You look like you're about to collapse.
This time, the senior members will be in charge of becoming the manager of the combination, and the new members will be sold in the studio.
First of all, Haruka Kaki and Yamashita Eto will be sold.
The fourth generation we want to sell is Haruka Kaki.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Haruka Kaki, a second-year high school student from Kusui Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
I live in Utsunomiya now, but I lived in Osaka until I was ten years old, so I can speak Kansai dialect.
I'm a little senior.
I'm Matsuni.
I'm from Osaka.
Can you speak a little Osaka dialect?
Nice to meet you.
I'm a little senior, but I can speak a little Tamigo dialect.
Really?
Do you remember Osaka?
I remember it very much.
Really?
Where did you go?
Hirapa.
Hirapa?
I also went to Hirapa a lot.
I went to Hirapa when I was in high school.
What is Kansai dialect?
It's difficult.
I'm scared.
I'm a little scared.
Are you getting carried away?
Wait, wait, wait.
It's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
Because you said, "Talk with a sigh," and you got carried away right away.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
I see.
Maybe you want me to say something like that in Osaka dialect.
You're not getting carried away, are you?
Are you getting carried away?
But you said, "Talk with a sigh," so say it.
You're not getting carried away.
Matsumura.
Matsumura, what do you think?
What are you doing?
I'm scared, isn't it?
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm scared, isn't it?
I'll do it back.
She's going to do it back.
What color do you think my guts are?
What color?
What color are you talking about?
What color do you think my guts are?
I think they're red.
Thank you, but you know what?
I want you to say, "My guts are purple."
What's that?
Is there such an exchange?
Oh, there is.
Thank you, but you know what?
Kaki uses wonderful Kansai dialect.
Kaki, among the members of Nogizaka46, who was originally a fan of you?
Mizuki Yamashita.
What's that?
Wait a minute.
What's that?
Didn't you ask me because you knew it?
Did you ask me a question?
What did you like about me?
First of all, you have a very cute face.
And, humanly, I like girls.
Humanly?
So you admired Yamashita and auditioned for Nogizaka?
Yes.
Really?
I didn't know.
You knew, didn't you?
You definitely knew.
It's written there.
Really?
It's written there.
You asked me about Osaka dialect earlier, but now you live in Utsunomiya, so you can also speak Tochigi dialect.
But here's a question for Himura.
If you're confessed to by a man you like, please do the Tochigi dialect version.
Okay, let's do it. Go ahead.
Kaki, I've always liked you.
Don't say that.
Huh? Don't say that?
What? What's wrong with you? Are you mad?
I can't get mad just because you say you like me.
I finally fell in love with you.
I see.
Then, let's go home wearing gyoza with Mimin.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, cut.
Wait a minute.
I have no idea what you're saying.
Because you said "goshappe".
I thought you rejected me at first.
But you said okay?
What does "goshappe" mean?
"Goshappe" is a joke.
A joke.
"Muscler" is...
It's like you're taking advantage of me.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
"Toto" is...
"Zutto" is...
I like "toto" too.
"minmin" is famous for "gyoza".
"minmin" is not a real name, is it?
"Kaki-chan", you have a surprising special skill.
You can draw anime illustrations.
Anime illustrations?
Do you mean original ones?
No, you can draw original ones.
This is an original illustration I drew.
No way!
What is this?
This quality!
You are good!
Kaki!
What a talent you have!
What did you use to draw this?
There is a pen called "copic" for drawing.
I use that to draw.
Are you self-taught?
I am self-taught too.
I always wanted to be an animator or illustrator.
That's why I always drew illustrations.
You have a surprising level of skill.
Not only do you draw illustrations,
you also think about the setting of characters.
This illustration is about a fox's brothers.
They are trapped in a mountain because of humans' bad deeds.
What is the next illustration?
You are very good!
You are like a professional!
You are a professional!
The theme of this illustration is about
a couple who have been childhood friends for a long time.
Are they in love?
No!
That's what I thought!
Isn't it a boy drama?
They enter the same high school.
They fall in love with the same girl.
They are good friends until now,
but they have broken up.
I drew something for this day.
You drew something?
I drew a picture of a couple of banana men.
Wow!
That's amazing!
What is this?
Banana men are a four-member group.
Wait a minute!
Himura-san has a chain!
My ears are different too.
His ears are different too.
He is holding a girl's hand.
What do you imagine?
Himura-san was a prince of Nogisaka Kingdom.
He was changed into this by magic.
He hasn't changed much!
He is a monster!
Please change him more!
Himura-san and I tried to defeat him.
Did you draw it?
This is Yamashita-san.
You have Yamashita-san in your hand!
We went to defeat him.
You drew me and Himura-san and defeated me.
Why did you defeat me?
It's definitely different, isn't it?
I've become a monster, so you're going to defeat me, aren't you?
I can't defeat you, can I, Kaki?
In that case, I'll use magic.
Why are you saying goodbye all of a sudden?
And it's messed up.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see.
Next, Yuna Shibata will be sold by Kita-no-kombi in Takayama.
Yuna-chan, please introduce yourself.
I'm Yuna Shibata, a 15-year-old high school student from Shiba Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
Yuna Shibata, what a nice name!
I'm going to give you a life judgment that you'll get it right.
A gold ribbon?
The one you're good at?
Yes, that's right.
You've done life judgment before?
Yes, I have.
You're Shibata?
Yes, I am.
The name is...
Shibata is a big name.
Shibata is a big name?
Yes, it is.
In addition, "shibata" means "people", "success", and "good" in Japanese.
There are three necessary words for an idol.
It's very good.
Does it mean "today"?
No, it doesn't mean "today" or "today".
It's a bit of a stretch.
If everything is too perfect, it will be difficult in the future.
By the way, there is a person with the same self- awareness as you in history.
Who is it in history?
It's Kunikazu Katsumata.
It's a person in history.
Katsumata is also a very famous person.
Of course!
Yuna-chan, if you marry Shibata in the future...
Shibata is a big name, but if you marry Shibata, you'll lose everything.
But I have a good self-awareness.
Urababa Yuna-chan
Shabababa Yuna-chan
Wait a minute.
Stop, stop.
It's a pretty rare self-awareness.
I've never seen "urababa".
No, I've never seen it at all.
Oh, really?
If you have a self-awareness like this, I'd be happy if you fell in love with Yuna-chan.
I'm sure she's there.
If you meet her, you should definitely marry her.
Please.
Yuna-chan has such a wonderful name.
Her specialty is physical exercise.
How old were you when you started exercising?
I've been doing it as a hobby since I was little.
So today, Shibata's favorite song "It's gonna be possible someday, it's gonna be possible today" will be performed.
OK, music start!
Wow, amazing!
Wow, beautiful!
Wow!
Amazing!
The ribbon is beautiful, isn't it?
- Thank you very much. - It's nice.
- It's nice and pretty. - You're good.
- I was nervous. - It's nice, isn't it?
- Her body was very soft. - It's soft.
- It was very cool. - Thank you very much.
- Yuna, we found out something during the interview. - What?
- What is it? - Ta-da!
- Her sleeping position is weird. - Her sleeping position is weird?
- Yes. - What does it mean?
- Today, my mom took a picture of her sleeping position.
- Take a look! - A picture?
- What? - Really?
- What is it? - This is...
- Does it mean that you're in front of me? - It's like you're sleeping.
- Really? - This is how I take a nap.
- This is how you take a nap? - Yes.
- Matsumura is like this, too, right? - That's right.
- Do you really sleep like this? Don't you feel numb? - I don't feel numb.
- You don't feel numb? - No.
- It's like Shibata-chan is serious. - Huh?
- Shibata-chan is serious. - Shibata-chan is serious.
- She said "no". - Shibata-chan is serious.
- She said "no". - Is Matsumura-chan serious? - She says Matsumura-chan is serious.
- Yuna-chan, what you like about yourself is...
- Ta-da! - Your heart is strong!
- You're strong in the real thing! - That's what you like about yourself!
- Today, Yuna-chan will play a mini-game to decide who will go first in the real thing.
- Now, Shibata will try a "pet bottle dance".
- She just needs to drop a chopstick into a pet bottle under her feet.
- However, in order to make her feel more nervous,
- if she fails, the two seniors will have her eat something she doesn't like on the spot.
- Shibata, you have to do your best in this. - I'll do my best.
- Okay, let's go.
- Please go ahead!
- Eat up! - Hurry up and eat up!
- What's going on? - Takayama, are you here? What's going on?
Hashi, who was trying to help his senpai, was hit by the bottle's opening.
And they made up for it with a one- recompense match.
Shibata, you couldn't do it.
I'm sorry.
You're cute. I'll forgive you for being cute.
It can't be helped. This is the first time of tears.
Can you say something to your seniors?
I believe in you!
Why is your voice getting thicker?
Now, Shibata, please.
It's thicker than the first time.
It's funny.
You can eat it, can't you?
Shibata, you couldn't do it.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay?
It's okay.
Today is not the day.
I'm going to show off in front of my relatives.
Did you pay for it?
No, it's funny.
Finally, it's over!
After this, a mysterious call girl appears!
Yakubo Mio, Bakimura, and Nakata duo will introduce themselves.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Yakubo Mio, a first-year high school student from Kyoto.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
As you can see, Mio is pure and very cute.
She is a young lady, but she likes idols.
What kind of idols do you like?
I've always liked Nogizaka-san.
I also like Love-san, produced by Sashihara-san.
I also like Juju-san and Noroi-san.
Juju-san?
Is Noroi-san a dark concept?
Yes.
That's a wide range of concepts.
You like both Nogizaka-san and Noroi-san.
What do you like about Nogizaka-san?
How many would you like me to say?
I'll say a hundred.
That's a good reaction.
What would you like me to say?
Matsumura-san is there.
Is Matsumura-san your favorite idol?
Matsumura-san's movement is similar to Matsumura- san's.
That's right.
What do you like about Matsumura-san?
The fact that he's alive.
His existence.
Everything.
His cuteness.
I like all of it.
She likes Matsumura-san.
If I'm not mistaken, you might not like Nogizaka- san.
That might be true.
And since you like idols, today we will have you do an idol's classic call.
Oh, that's nice.
You can actually do it on the spot too, right?
Yes, yes.
Oh, you've been to a live show?
Yes, I have.
What kind of call is it?
In the song "Oide Shampoo", there's a call that goes "No, no, no, not really".
Are you going to do it for me?
Oh, today I've brought my own siren.
Oh, wow!
Oh, your own?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Now, it's Nakada Kanashika's call.
Music, start!
Nakada Kanashika! Nakada Kanashika! Nakada Kanashika!
So cute!
It's like this!
That's how you do it!
Wait a minute, is this only in Nakada?
Yes, it's a natural birth.
Wow, that's great!
I'm really grateful!
Wow, you didn't say that.
Yes.
You don't have anything like that?
Actually, I like myself.
I'm in a unit called "Karage Sisters".
There's a call in the song "Fugyojo".
I think you can say it perfectly.
Can you do it?
Yes, I want you to say it.
Music, start!
Yakisoba bread!
Oh, I forgot!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! I'm sorry!
Yakisoba bread!
I'm sorry!
I made a mistake!
I forgot!
It's because you suddenly said it in a loud voice, right?
No!
It's funny!
You don't have to apologize!
No!
Yakisoba bread!
That's...
That's good!
Yakisoba bread!
Shut up!
Isn't that better?
Let's do it again!
Music, start!
Yakisoba bread!
Fried chicken!
Karaage, yeah!
Takuan!
Fried chicken!
Karaage, yeah!
Yes.
What is this?
Is this real?
This is an official call that I and some of us came up with.
I didn't tell you to do it, but I reflected on myself.
Don't say things you don't like!
Don't look down on me!
Well, Mio-chan, you are like a young lady and you don't eat much.
Do you like a lot of things?
What do you not like?
Vegetables, meat and fish.
Here it is!
You can't eat everything!
Really?
Can't you eat a little?
Can you eat a little?
There are things you can eat and things you can't eat.
Is there anything you can eat like seafood?
I like tuna and salmon roe.
Isn't she rich?
You can eat expensive things.
But did you eat expensive things?
You can't! You can't! You can't!
That's why! That's why!
What is this?
I see.
You made things that you can't eat and can't eat and can't eat.
By the way, the way you eat is strange, isn't it?
Even the way you eat is strange?
Yes.
The way you eat after this is no good!
Apparently, the way you eat this fried shrimp has changed, but...
Huh?
What?
That one?
You eat that one?
You don't eat shrimp?
A little bit is better.
You don't eat shrimp like that!
No, no, no!
Nakada Kanashika, Nakada Kanashika
My Nakada Kanashika
Yakisoba style!
Nakada Kanashika, Nakada Kanashika
That's how you eat it!
All of it?
You peel and eat it?
Yes.
You peel and eat both of them?
Yes.
Why do you do such a troublesome thing?
I want to eat delicious food first.
I thought you only eat the inside.
No? Oh, you're wrong.
You only eat the inside.
You only eat the inside and you're trying to activate it.
You only eat the inside?
Only the inside?
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
This month, November 1st,
at Nogi Shrine, a new members' adult ceremony will be held.
To the members who have grown up,
we asked them about their aspirations for this year's program.
I can't say anything interesting,
so I'd like to put on more and more stuff like cream or powder.
I'd like to do anything at all.
Recently, I've been putting on a lot of powder and cream.
It's about time I do something you don't like.
To the girls who have taken the first step towards adulthood,
we'd like to draw more and more attention.
"NOGUSETA46 ARTWORKS DAITAIZEMBU TEN" is in full swing at Roppongi.
"ICTA ERICA SECOND PHOTO SHOOT INTERMISSION" will be released on January 22nd.
"SEVENTH YEAR BIRTHDAY LIVE" will be released on February 2nd.
There's still a lot of personality in this.