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"I'll do my best for myself!" Third Generation! Secondary Battle Battle!
Third Generation and their Senpai will pair up for the Secondary Battle Battle second half!
Third Generation will compete as Senpai's second in rank...
While Makkuru and Senpai will face off against a tough penalty game!
The pair that wins all three blocks will advance to the final round!
The pair that wins will receive 30,000 yen worth of luxury food vouchers!
The first pair will face off against a tough penalty game!
The last pair, Sakaguchi and Saito and Yuuri will advance to the final round!
The second pair will face off against a tough penalty game using balloons!
The winner and loser will be eliminated first.
Umezawa and Shirai will advance to the final round!
The remaining third pair will face off against these four pairs!
Which pair will advance to the final round?!
The first pair to advance to the final round is...
Electric Dragon Pressure Balls!
Scary!
Using this electric dragon pressure ball, which is considered as "no" in Nogizaka,
pass it through the bar without touching the bar and clear!
However, if you touch the bar in the middle of the game, you will receive a punishment!
Seniors, you don't know what kind of punishment it is, do you?
So we will show you what kind of punishment it is in a demonstration.
This machine is called "tesla coil".
First of all, we would like you to see what this is like.
Tesla coil...
Switch... On!
Something is coming out!
Let's do it one more time!
It's scary!
Tesla coil... Switch... On!
I can see it!
Something is coming out!
Is it going to die?
You have to put this in your mouth...
Wow!
Why do we have to do such a thing?
Himura-san, please hold this for a moment.
Is it this one?
Now, actually...
Before that, you have to stand up facing your butt.
Then, you have to stick something that you have.
Then, all three of you...
All three of you will do this, right?
Himura-san...
Yes?
Can you bring me the tip of the stick?
Is it around here?
Please think of this as your butt.
I will do this.
I will do it like this.
I haven't hit it yet.
Ah! I hit it!
It's a real magic!
By the way, it's burning normally.
Something happened and it's gone!
Well...
A special one is attached.
And it's on the butt!
Hey, it must be painful!
Eto, Eto, what's wrong?
It must be painful!
Do you want me to do it after you drink a lot of juice?
That's good!
The voltage is 500,000 volts.
What's that like?
My house's outlet is 100 volts, so it's 5,000 times.
5,000 times!
5,000 times! Can't you charge it right away?
You can't charge it, can you?
Is it like that?
How about you, Saito Lilia?
Are you good at it?
Well...
I don't know...
I'm not good at it, but...
But now...
She's not good at it herself.
But now...
As expected of you!
As expected of you! You didn't do a high-priced test!
Eto was most afraid of it.
Well...
Don't you...
go out of the bathroom?
That's amazing!
I think you have a chance to go out of the bathroom.
That accident was amazing!
Maybe all of your implants will come off.
Is it gonna be okay?
How about you, Himura-san?
It's all of them, so you don't need to go out of your way to take it off.
The first is rock, paper, scissors!
The first pair to do their challenge is...
Takayama and Ozo!
Takayama vs Ozo
Just in case, wear a protective jacket and stand by.
If you're careful, you'll get a tingling sensation, so look over there and don't open your mouth.
No, I won't!
Now, the main event.
You can do it with both hands or with one hand. You know, right?
You just have to make sure this circle doesn't hit you.
Yes.
Oh, my God!
That tension is crazy!
Are you okay?
Relax! You haven't said anything yet!
Well, shall we start?
Ready...
Oh, wait a minute!
Hold it. That tremor is terrible! It suddenly goes "bing bing" at the start.
Just hold it for a moment.
Wait, it's trembling a lot.
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
Here it is!
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
Here it is!
Do your best!
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
Really...
You can do it! You don't have to hold it.
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
You definitely can't do it!
This might be a bad game for you.
Momo-chan!
She's the type of person whose hands tremble when she does this.
Here we go!
One more time!
Are you okay?
You can do it!
I can't see anything!
It's okay!
Ready...
Are you okay?
Oh my, oh my...
Wait a minute!
The tremor is starting!
It's starting!
Oh my, oh my...
Slowly! Slowly! Slowly!
Oh my, oh my...
Nagayama, watch out for your hands!
Here we go!
Oh my, oh my...
You can do it!
Great!
Good job!
Don't touch there!
Your round place!
There you go!
Momo-chan, well done!
Well done!
How do I do it?
How about here?
Wow!
Go! Go! Go!
Wow!
Just face that way and you will succeed!
Momo-chan...
I know you're good!
Can you see?
It's fine!
I know you're good!
Ah!
What's wrong?
He's good!
Ozono.
The moment his hands are hard to see,
a slight contact.
In an instant, electricity runs into Takayama's butt.
Did you just touch it? Ozono, did you just touch it?
I don't know!
I told you! I touched it!
Takayama! Takayama, I'm sorry!
Everyone's looking this way! Look!
It's here! It's here!
It's fun! It's fun! It's here!
It's here! It's here!
Here! Here! The hole is...
Ah! Ah! It's coming here?
It's coming here.
Really? Really?
Does it hurt? Does it hurt?
It hurts a lot!
It's amazing, this bat!
But it's pretty advanced, isn't it?
It's amazing! It's amazing!
It was amazing! It was amazing!
It was close! That's the last one!
It's difficult!
If you can get past that!
But it's totally fine!
It's fine!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Can I get another electric shock?
You can do it!
I'm sure you can do it with a fixed camera!
It's fine! It's fine!
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My butt is thin!
Your butt is thin?
Yes!
Really?
My butt is thin!
Your butt is thin!
This time, we want to see something, don't we, Hoshino?
But we want to see this "clear" part, don't we?
That's right.
If we do that, we'll end up in the bottom.
Did you see it?
No, I didn't.
No way!
I thought it was the next one, but it was burning.
It was burning?
It was burning.
If you said "hey" at the same time, it would burn even more.
I'm glad it didn't come out.
I was surprised and said "boo" and it came out.
Ubo, are you okay?
I can't do it.
You can do it.
Because it's easy.
If you clear this, you'll go to the next one.
You'll go to the next one.
That's right.
I'll say "roses" and stuff like that.
At the end, I'll say "blah blah" and stuff like that.
This is the easiest one.
I'm totally against it.
Okay, let's go.
What do we do?
Say "ah" while you're at it.
What do we do? I'm sorry!
Why?
You don't want it to start with "I'm sorry," do you?
Wait, wait!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
It's bad if you cry.
You can't see it if you cry.
You can't see it.
I'm scared.
I have a thin ass, but my ass is thinner.
Thinner-ass type?
I'm not crying!
Really?
I'm not crying!
I don't know if you're okay with "thinner-ass type"?
It doesn't matter!
Calm down and get ready!
Start!
You can go.
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Which way do you want me to look? Who do you want me to look at?
I'm scared!
You can do it! You can do it!
Be careful of the corner.
This is not a game where you cry and play.
Be careful of the corner.
Good! Good! Good!
It's a large ball and it's hard to move forward.
- My legs... - Are you okay? What's wrong?
- My legs are shaking. - Do you want me to hold your legs?
Hey, gummy bear! Your legs are shaking!
My legs are shaking!
- Okay! - After spending twice as much time as before...
- Okay! Start! - They somehow made it to the difficult part where Ozuna failed.
You're good!
- Hoshino, it might come soon! - I'm scared!
- Be prepared! Be prepared! - I've tightened my butt!
- Tighten your butt! - It's coming!
- Be prepared! - It's coming soon!
- If you get through here, you'll be fine! - If you get through here, you'll make it!
They made it! They made it to the most difficult part!
Concentrate!
- Good! - You can do it! You can do it!
You're good at turning!
- You... - No! No! No!
- What's wrong? - My butt is shaking!
- It's not! - It's not!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
- You're super alive! - Should I go in a little more?
I didn't see it again!
As Sugo tries to fold back his wrist, they come into contact!
The current draws like this and goes to Hoshino's buttocks!
I didn't see it again!
- I only saw the remnants! - You saw it?!
- I only saw the remnants! - Really?!
- It's like a fire! - A fire came out!
A fire came out! Hoshino!
- How was it? - It was wet, so...
It was wet, so...
It's okay if it's wet.
Can you show us again?
It's okay if it's wet.
- Did you get scared in the middle of it? - I didn't say anything.
- It's okay if it's wet. - I didn't say anything in the middle of a game like this.
At the time, Kubo was like "eh?"
I was like "are you tired of this already?"
It was so close!
- If it came out like this... - That's right.
We can do it! Someone can do it!
- Ikuta, how was it standing there? - My heart rate went up at once.
- Were you scared? - I was really scared.
- But you've seen it twice now. - The more I see it, the scarier it gets.
- It's even scarier. - I guess that's how it is.
Now, Ito and Riria, how was it?
It's scary. My back is the lowest.
- So you swing it up? - That's right.
But it was easier to do it if you got closer in the middle of it, right?
So you can do it if you change the angle of it so you can't see it even if you swing it up.
- Is that so? - Yes.
Now, is it okay?
- It's good. - It's different from before.
- It's good! - What is it?
How is it?
- Wow! - You're fired up!
You're fired up! Let's go! Get ready!
That's far. Be careful from there.
- Okay, okay. - This is fast!
- I'll run away. - Oh, you're fast!
- Extremely fast! - So fast!
- Are you okay? - This is fast!
- Are you okay? Do you want to go further? - She dropped it!
- I dropped it! - The speed is fast!
- It's okay. You can go faster! - Get away!
- Carefully! - It's okay. You can go faster!
It's okay. You can go faster!
- Go! - You're fast!
Go! Go!
Here, your hands...
Be careful of high places!
Be careful of the front!
The front...
Be careful of the front!
Ito and Liliya have advanced in a surprising speed.
Aotori-senpai has gone to the side of the stage, and they are going to meet vigorously as it is.
What? Wait!
It's not "wait"!
You are fast! Amazing!
You are fast! Fast!
You can't be serious!
I think you hit the front a little.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You are fast!
Ito, you were fast.
I said "calm down", but my eyes were already...
Your eyes were already...
My eyes were already gone.
Why did you go so fast?
I said "calm down", but my eyes were already...
Your eyes were already gone.
I see.
It's okay! It's okay!
Thank you!
What do you mean "thank you"?
That's good!
Thank you!
You are cute!
I forgive you!
This deepens your bond, doesn't it?
Sato, you look like a "leave it to me" watch.
Are you okay?
But I'm not shaking today, either.
Why is that?
Have you all calmed down after watching it?
Yes.
She's so kind.
Since we three are watching it, our hearts are beating so fast.
She's the scariest one.
But you're the calmest one.
Why is that?
I feel like I can do it.
So I believe in you and do my best.
Sometimes you don't get hit.
Let's do it.
Ready!
Wait! Slow down! Slow down!
That start was amazing!
First curve.
She's calm!
She's good!
Her speed is good, too!
Sato started calmly in summer.
She's making good progress.
She reached the zone where Rito and Lilia failed earlier.
She's good!
Eto, you should prepare for this, too.
Be careful of the back!
The farthest place you can't see.
She's shaking! Why is she shaking?
Her elbow hit me and she's shaking!
She's shaking!
Why?
She's shaking!
Sato touched her jersey and it shook.
What a mistake!
The current is going straight to Eto's butt!
Huh? What was that?
Huh? When I didn't put any strength in?
When I didn't put any strength in, it came?
I didn't think it would hit me, so I didn't close it.
That was unexpected.
It's okay, it's okay.
What about the pain?
It hurts.
It's decided, isn't it?
This is a great competition.
The bond seems to be deepening, though.
It's okay.
I definitely thought it would hit me.
Why?
What's with you?
Why do you think it would hit you?
It's the worst pattern.
It hits you by itself and you shake it and it hits you.
I'm sorry.
As a result, not all of them cleared it.
The banana man is decided.
The pair advancing to the final round is...
Team Kubohoshi has won.
I'm sorry.
I think Takayama and Mono said about the same thing.
But I think Kubohoshi has advanced a little.
Kubohoshi, it's your turn for the next game.
That's right.
I'll definitely protect you next time.
Are you sure you want to say that?
I'll definitely protect you.
People have been saying "protect" for a while now.
They're saying "I'm sorry."
The third generation, second war battle, it's finally the final match!
It's the final match!
And so, the final members are Saito Yuri and Sakaguchi.
Yes.
Come to think of it, I won.
No!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
When I saw this game, I thought I'd use up my stamina.
But since it's Tama-chan's first round, she hasn't used up her stamina at all.
That's right, Yuri.
That's right.
I hope she'll use up her stamina well.
Yes.
I hope she'll do her best.
And now, Kubo and Hoshino.
Just now, we definitely have more teamwork.
That's right! Our bonds have deepened so far.
So I think it'll be okay next time.
I hope you'll do your best, too, Umezawa.
Now that we've come this far, can you help me change?
I'll give it back.
Help me and give it back.
You'll give it back?
With these weapons, right?
Yes, with weapons.
Now, I'd like to announce what we'll do in the end.
Obstacle Triathlon!
The final competition is a triathlon competition where you clear the five obstacles set up in the studio and aim for the goal!
With the start signal, the bus spins ten times on a spinning bat.
Next, you'll go through the bar in a limbo.
A bread-eating challenge!
If you can eat the hanged bread, you'll do a limbo challenge again in a lower bar.
In the end, you'll aim for the goal on a painfully soft mat!
The pair who reaches the goal first will win!
Seniors!
Here's your punishment!
A terrible smelly box!
What is it?
The losers will inject terrible smelly gas into the box.
While enduring the terrible smell, they'll dance around in their uniforms.
Rumors say it smells like poop.
Terrible smell.
Speaking of terrible smell, it's poop.
It's fake, right?
Of course it's fake.
As expected.
The staff will poop.
No, no, no.
As expected.
There's a science team.
The staff...
I can't stand it.
Me neither.
I can't stand it.
I can't stand it in any country's show.
We can't let them inject it.
The smell will stick to you.
That's right.
It'll leave you with a good smell.
I want to return it.
Why do you want to return it?
Anyway, I want you to return it as soon as possible.
I want to return it.
Now, Himura-san! Yes!
How is the situation over there?
Yes! The heat is so strong that I'm about to collapse!
Is that so? Yes!
Ah, that's good!
Well then, let's go!
Preparations for obstacle course trial run!
One! Um, please put on your bat! Put your bat under it!
Put your bat under it!
Put it on your forehead!
Put your bat under it!
Four! Five!
Six!
Now, please put on your bat properly! The shaft!
Seven! Put it on your forehead!
Eight!
Put it on your forehead properly!
Nine!
Good luck!
Ten!
Now, limbo! This is limbo!
One more time!
Limbo! Limbo! Limbo! Limbo! Limbo!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Okay! Okay!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Please don't use your hands.
Just a little more!
Himura-san, why are you jumping?
Why don't you calm down for once?
You can use your hands for once. Calm down.
Not yet, not yet. Ready...
You can look up!
Come! Come! Come! Come!
This is pathetic, isn't it?
Go up! Go up! Go up!
Himura-san!
Until the funky race, the three of them were on equal footing.
But...
Umezawa, who was bitten by Pan as soon as possible,
was able to go all the way to the end!
So, Shiraishi!
Please come out!
Amazing!
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
It was close, but...
You couldn't get Pan!
Now you can go home clean and smelly.
Wow, amazing!
Amazing, right?
Amazing!
You're strong!
After that, that person also became aware of the funky box and...
So, instead of the defeated Kubo and Sakaguchi,
Hoshino and Saito and Yuuri will play the funky penalty game!
Funky box, please!
If you'll excuse me...
Ah, there it is!
It's this, right?
Ah, it smells like this, right?
Ah, it stinks!
If you'll excuse me...
3, 2, 1...
Go!
Ah, it stinks!
Then, music, start!
3, 2, 1...
Start!
Yes!
- Time's up! - It's not over yet.
I'm sorry, but we have a ceremony.
The smell is leaking, so we can't open it yet.
- The two winners... - It's dangerous.
There's a possibility that you'll be in it. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, teacher! - I'm sorry, teacher!
I'll give you this and end it.
- Yay! - But it stinks when you open it. I'm sorry!
So, we won't lose.
We'll give you this 30,000 yen meal voucher.
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
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No, this is really sweet.
Four people who graduate from Nobisata 46 will do everything they left to do in the last recording.