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Motteke thief! Himura retrieves anything and everything!
What's that?
Previously, in order to give a handmade birthday present to Himura,
the members gave Himura anything and everything.
Previously, the members gave Himura anything and everything.
Today, Himura and Himura will exchange anything and everything.
First of all, let's see what Hori brought.
Hori, please open it.
Here it is.
A cap!
That's good.
Why?
A cap...
I have a dog's hair.
I like caps very much.
I have about 30 or 40 of them.
I change them every day.
But there are many caps that I don't wear.
Himura has a characteristic hairstyle.
So, it's easy for people in the city to notice it.
Himura!
Isn't it troublesome?
Did you have to say "Himura!" just now?
It's my image.
What's your image like?
Himura!
It's more powerful.
It's you, Himura!
I think it's troublesome for people to notice it.
So, please wear a cap and protect yourself.
That's good, Himura.
It's not broken at all.
You usually wear a cap a lot.
I wear it a lot.
Then, Himura tried on a bird's cap.
It's cute!
What's behind you?
Oh, it's just hair.
Not at all.
What's that? Why does it say "monster"?
What does it say?
"Miss Fats"?
Oh, it doesn't mean you're fat.
What does "Miss Fats" mean?
I don't know.
Oh, this is impossible.
This is impossible.
That's cool.
No, this is impossible.
What? You can't adjust the size of this?
No, you can't do this.
But if you have a wife...
Oh, if you have a wife...
No, but...
That's true.
If you just have it on you, it's cool, isn't it?
No, it's...
It's barely on you.
With this...
With this and the necklace you wore earlier...
You know the size of it.
It's amazing. Is it this good, Hori?
Yes, I still have it at home.
Really?
No, that's not how you wear it.
What is it?
You should put your hair in first.
You should put your bangs in first.
It's not that...
No, no.
It's not "donburi".
It's a little more...
How is it?
Can you show me how you wear it, Hori?
How is it?
Can you show me how you wear it, Hori?
Oh, you're like a beautiful woman.
How is it?
This is...
This is "bebebu", so...
Oh, you're wrong!
It's the same as before.
Your eyes are...
Why is everyone doing weird things?
Is this really Hori?
Do it properly.
Oh, you fold it inwards.
Inwards?
No, I'm just riding it right now.
This one!
Is this okay?
Yes, this is the right one.
This is the right one?!
Luxurious.
Doesn't it go with today's clothes?
That's right, that's right.
When you want to create an artistic atmosphere...
This is good.
Really?
It smells like strawberries.
Is it that or pink...
Is it this or is it not?
What?!
It doesn't go in.
No, it doesn't go in at all.
No, I can't do it.
I don't want to wear it that much!
And now, Himura will announce what he has prepared.
Himura-san, you've prepared what you don't need.
Zan.
Let's just eat this one.
Go ahead and eat it.
It's kind of messy.
It's like you're taking it out.
What's this, Himura-san?
It's a foreign electric converter.
There's so many of them!
I buy them every time I go overseas.
There's a lot of them.
Are they all different?
No, they're all the same.
You can use them somewhere.
If you have one of these, you can't go wrong.
Is that so?
This is the best one.
I think you can use this one.
I don't have it.
You forget it every time you go overseas.
That's right.
I borrowed it from my manager.
You can borrow it from someone you forgot.
You can borrow it from anyone.
This and the extension cord go well together.
I don't want it.
This is useful when you go on a trip.
Thank you very much.
Are you happy?
It's a good exchange.
I'm glad you like it.
Next up is "take what you don't need".
It's not wide at all.
It's not bulky at all.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I'll go with this one.
What is it?
Iktano?
Iktano Panti?
It's brief.
Why?
Iktano has something like this.
What is it?
It's not used yet.
I was doing a show with Mr. Ishiiri in many songs.
About five years ago, I got a name card with my name on it.
I think you all have it.
I kept it for about five years.
When I was thinking about what to do, I came up with this project.
I thought I had no choice but to ask Mr. Himura for this.
Mr. Himura is wearing it now.
When someone sees it, they think it's dangerous.
This is dangerous.
This is finally dangerous.
You got it for a certain amount of money.
That's right.
If you had written it yourself, you wouldn't have been able to stop.
However, there is a graduation certificate that Mr. Ishiiri gave me.
I thought I would give it to you in an unfamiliar place.
I confirmed it with Mr. Ishiiri.
I received a letter from Mr. Ishiiri in his own room.
What is it?
I will read it for you.
To Iku-chan.
Iku-chan, I gave you this, so you can do whatever you want.
I've been in your room for five years since 2013.
I'm sorry for putting up with you for so long.
From, Ishiiri Okada.
Ishiri-san, I'm a little lonely.
I'm lonely, too.
But I gave you this letter, so you can keep it.
Thank you.
I see.
When you say that, I feel attached to you.
But you just keep it, don't you?
Even if you keep it,
Himura-san, you can wear it,
and you can go to Okappa through Okappa-kara- ikuta.
That's my philosophy.
Of Okappa world.
That's right.
If I get Ishiri-san's permission,
this is all mine.
That's right.
Wear it.
Wear it all over.
Ishiri-san, please let me wear it.
Wear it all over.
Thank you.
Ikuta.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Anyway,
what Himura has prepared for Ikuta,
announcement!
What could it be?
Now,
can we start with Himura-san's Ikuta?
Yes.
Oh!
Huh?
Oh, globe.
Himura-san, this is...
Something is written on it.
Gorgeous.
What?
From gorgeous
Um, get this.
The one that Gorgeous really uses.
Oh, I see.
Yes, and the signature too.
take it
Oh, that's right.
At that time, I really wanted it.
I got it.
I just don't need it anymore.
It's a little bad for Gorgeous though.
yes
Himura-san, you also collect globes, right?
I collect them.
And when I got together with Gorgeous.
This is nice, give it to me.
Try.
yes
There's a place called Himura-san's house.
Something like Onna High School Station was built.
Yeah, that's fine.
Or just delete the whole sign.
There is, I deleted it.
It can also be used as a bitchy ball.
of course
yes
Also, it lets the air out, so it's not too bulky.
yes
Yeah, yeah.
Next up is the unnecessary things Matsumura brought.
What did she bring for us?
"Ta-da!" "Oh, there are a lot of things in it" "That's right"
I went to Hawaii recently for a program recording
I was so excited in Hawaii and bought souvenirs for a lot of people
"It's not open, is it for eating?" "That's right, but I don't have a lot of friends"
I don't have anyone to give it to
"So for now" "I see, a souvenir with nowhere to go"
"That's right" "That's good for you, Himura-san"
"I think you like Hawaii" "Oh, I like it" "What's this?"
"This is chocolate" "Can you eat it?" "That's right, you can eat it pure"
"It's a proper souvenir" "That's good, you can eat it yourself"
I bought it as a souvenir, so I want to give it to someone
That's really good
In addition, Himura-san also bought a manga that she wants to recommend to Himura-san
"Even so, I like you" "Yes"
"Volume 4" "Volume 4?" "Yes"
"Volume 4 is here, it's crazy" "Volume 4"
But this is really interesting, I really recommend it
The picture is cute, and there are a lot of cute girls
Can you tell me about Volume 3 later?
I'll go in from Volume 4
From Volume 4? But it's a good souvenir for Hawaii
Well, I don't hate Hawaiians, so honestly, this is totally OK
Now, we will announce what Himura-san has prepared for Matsumura-san!
Then, from Himura-san to Matsumura-san
"Wow, it's cute" "Huh? I've seen this before!"
"Huh?" "What's this?"
Huh?
Huh? Why?
I've seen this before, it's mine
Please get along with each other, OK?
Huh?
Hair?
Matsumura's hair. I got it from him.
You got it for your birthday, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Why?
I got it and took it home. I thought about it, but I don't know what to do with it.
That's all.
I don't like stuffed toys, but...
You put it in a pig's hole.
I like it, but I don't know what it means to have hair.
I'm sorry.
Matsumura feels sorry for you.
But I can't have hair.
Matsumura is right about that.
No.
Why?
Matsumura, what's wrong with you?
Why do you want me to have hair?
I've had it for a while.
I've had it for a while, but I don't want it anymore.
No.
Give me a break, OK?
You can keep Matsumura's letter.
Yes, thank you.
What does it say?
Please keep it for a long time.
I'll keep it for a long time.
Because...
If I don't see you for the rest of my life after graduating from Nogizaka...
You'll definitely forget about me, won't you?
I won't forget you!
But we'll probably see each other again.
So you want me to remember seeing you with that hair when we don't see each other?
Why?
I want to cry, too!
Wait a minute!
I want to cry!
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Shiraishi, too.
Of course!
Shiraishi, too.
No, no, no.
Do you want hair?
I don't want it.
You don't want it?
I don't want it, but I'm lonely.
Ton!
I'm Bananaman, the host of "Nogizaka Koujichou", nice to meet you!
Welcome to "Nogizaka Town"!
One, two… Badminton!
What did you say?
You were so separated that I couldn't understand you. What did you say?
Badminton…
Swimming…
Volleyball…
Tennis…
Oh, you all said it separately.
Well, there are a lot of people here today, but Himura-san!
This time for sure! Let's get active!
Nobizaka New Club Presentation Competition!
Shall we get closer to the club?
With Ikoma's climbing club graduation, all clubs have been suspended for now, but…
Tonight, the members will present clubs for TV, which is easy to do with location and studio.
Good-looking clubs will be adopted immediately and will be reflected in the program.
In addition, members will not be fixed and will be free to participate in the future.
Members' schedules will not be concerned and we will continue to look for clubs with quick action.
First of all, we will announce the clubs that Takayama has come up with.
These are the clubs I would like to introduce.
Ta-dah! Quiz Research Club!
Oh, quiz!
I have been saying it for many years, so I think you all know it, but I love quizzes!
Well, I like watching quizzes.
But you appear in quizzes quite often, don't you?
Yes, I do.
If I keep saying "I like quizzes" a lot, you will call me out.
Also, thanks to me saying "I like quizzes", you will see me as a quiz expert.
Quiz expert?
Yes, that's right.
Quiz Japan.
What is this?
This is Quiz Japan.
It says "Quiz Japan"?
Yes.
Is this you, Takayama?
Yes, it's me. I think it was about two years ago.
I feel like you look different.
I do look different.
I won't correct you.
Quiz! What has changed?
Quiz!
Eyes! Eyes! Eyes!
I didn't know there was a magazine like this.
I had a valuable experience like this.
Quizzes are really popular now.
The other day, Suzuki Ayane-chan drew "703 X" which is a competition quiz.
703 X...
There is a manga called "703 X" which is a fast- paced world.
It was made into a stage...
"Titan"?
"Titan"!
"Titan" is amazing!
That girl looks cool.
That girl took the water balloon right away.
What's that? A stage?
Yes, it's a stage.
I didn't know such a work exists now.
It's very popular now.
It's not only about quiz shows.
So you know how it's popular?
I know.
I want to do a quiz about studying.
Studying scenes are not for TV.
That's right. It depends on how you do it in this show.
That's right.
Mysterious solving quiz is also popular now.
So I brought "Takayama's recommended quiz".
I'd like to do it with you all.
All of us?
Yes, all of you.
"Takayama's recommended quiz" Start!
First question!
Ta-dah!
5,000.
Add 1,000 to this number 5,200 and cut it in half.
I got it.
Thinking time.
Thinking time. Start!
I didn't know such a thing exists.
It does, doesn't it?
I like this one.
Right?
I was surprised.
You'll be satisfied with it, won't you?
I was quite satisfied with it.
Ah, I didn't know such a thing exists.
You gave us a good hint.
Yes.
It's not 2,500 or something like that.
I like this one.
What is it?
What?
Even smart kids don't come up with it.
Anyone else?
Anyone got it?
I'll say it.
It's the coolest and coolest one.
I got it.
Did you get it, Himura-san?
I got it.
Can I say it?
No, you can't.
It's unfair.
Wow.
Himura-san got it right!
- That's fast! - That's amazing!
- It refreshes you, doesn't it? - It does, doesn't it? It feels good, doesn't it?
It does feel good!
- Wow, that's amazing! - That's fast!
- Who did the members figure out?
- Oh, they got it! Then it's Mimi. - Oh!
- Den-chan! - What is it?
- Den-chan is correct! - Yay!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- I don't know at all! - I don't know!
Well, before I give you the answer, I'll give you a big hint.
There are 5000 of these, not 0's, in this 0.
- Based on those three 0's, it has various sizes. - Ah, I see! That's how it is!
- Oh, I don't know at all! - I don't know at all!
- That's correct! - Yay!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- I got it! - Ah!
- That's how it is, right? You know it and you don't know it...
- Oh, that's dangerous, dangerous, dangerous! - That's dangerous, dangerous, dangerous!
What is that?
- Wait, wait, wait... - Isn't it different? - What are you doing?
- That... that twinkle is the correct twinkle, isn't it?
- What is it? - What is it, Tagayama?
- Wait... - What is it, Tagayama? - Announce it!
- With this...
- Half of a thousand days...
- Ah, 500 days... - Ah! So it's 500 days!
- Ah! With that, it's 2500 days, right? Since it's half of 5000...
- Ah! With that, it's 2500 days, right? Since it's 5000...
- With that, it's 2500 days, right?
- Why did you cut it in half of a thousand days?
- How dare you!
- After this, there will be even more interesting answers!
- It's half!
- Half? - Half...
- Ah! Really?
- Where is it?
- Wait a minute. You're writing a lot, but you only have one line. - Tell me, tell me.
- Tell me, too, Takane. - Draw a line here and write "two" and "denominator".
- You mean you write "two" at "denominator", right? - Either way is fine.
- The rule of "one line" is... - Yes.
- It's the same for "wings" and "crater", but you can't say "ha" like that.
- You didn't say anything, but you finally said it. - Yes.
- I got it! I got it! - No way! This is a scream.
- It's a ghost. - No, it's not!
- You can't say "no" like that! - Tell me!
- You can't say "no" like that! - What did you say? Tell me!
- What did you say? - What did you say?
- Tell me! Tell me! - Draw a line in the middle and write "half" and "denominator".
- You can't say "I got it!" like that! - No way!
- You can't say it like that! - No way!
Now, I will announce the correct answer.
- You draw a line here. - Why?
- If you draw a line... - Then it's 50%.
- I see. - Then it becomes "half".
Wait a minute. Higuchi is asking for the answer, but I can't find it.
- My "500 days" is... - "500 days"? Do you know what "500 days" means?
Now, Takayama recommends the "Twisting Quiz"
- The second question! - Here it is!
- Move only two of these matchsticks... - Here it is.
...so that you don't lose any of the triangles.
- Not a single one? - Not a single one?
- Wait a minute.
- Remove? - Yes.
Remove them so you don't lose a single one!
- Don't lose a single one! - It's very difficult!
- Let me think about it... - Oh, is it coming up?
- Can you say it for now? - I don't know if it's like this or not.
- I think I know what you mean. - Well, then...
- Correct! - Wow!
- Amazing!
- Wow! - So cool!
- Wait, this might be different!
- Correct! - Wow!
- Amazing!
- Do you have any hints? - Losing a triangle...
- The meaning of losing it is... - I know what you mean!
- Oh, here it is! - I know what you mean!
- It has many meanings! - I see...
- So it's like this... - Ah!
- You're wrong! - Oh, I messed up!
- I set fire and burned it! - Smart!
- Smart! Smart! - But I think you're smart!
- It's a match, right? - I'm nervous!
- I set fire and burned it! - Smart!
- Losing a single one! - This...
- This position? - Oh, yes, yes!
- I'm surprised! - You're walking in a weird way!
- What is it? - What is it?
- And you're wrong!
- What are you saying? - You can go home now!
- You're wrong! - I'm wrong? What is it?
- I think it's "nax" in Roman. - "Nax"?
- Why "nax"? - "Nax", "nax"!
- Oh, "nax"! - Does it become like that?
- Does "nax" become like that if you move Japan?
- "Nax"!
"Nax"!
- Make this "a", and make it "x". - Make it "x"?
- "Nax"! - That's funny.
- "Nax"! - "Nax"!
Welcome back.
- I know what it is, but... - Correct!
- This position is also related. - It's a very gentle position.
- What is "nax"? - "Nax"...
- It's not "nax". - It's not "nax".
Will the Quiz Research Club be adopted?
Here is the correct answer.
If you move the two matchsticks like this,
the triangle minus the triangle will be like this,
and none of the triangles will be left.
The Quiz Research Club can do it.
There are board games with quizzes like this as themes.
- That's right. - The Board Game Club...
The Board Game Club is a club, isn't it?
- I'm sure we can do it properly on TV. - We can do it, but...
The way you play board games now...
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