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Today's topic is not Himura-san, but...
Shirai-shi!
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Handsome Thief Himura Retrieves Anything
What is it?
She's done it. "Handsome Thief Himura Retrieves Anything"
This is the worst title.
What is "retrieving anything"?
Himura-san, on your 46th birthday,
the members gave you a lot of presents, didn't they?
Yes, they did.
Some of them were thoughtful,
but some of them were tricky.
Some of them were.
When I first put a big thief's pillow on my bed,
I'm putting it on the back seat of my car now.
You don't put it in your house?
I don't put it in my house. I put it on my bed even once.
It's strange that you put it on your newlywed bed.
It's strange.
But it's scary even if you put it in your car, isn't it?
But it was useful when I put it in my car once.
It was useful.
At that time, I said, "I can give Himura-san anything he doesn't need,"
and he said, "I have something in my house, but I don't need it."
I don't need it, but I think it's perfect for Himura-san.
Himura-san, will you take it home for me?
Wait a minute!
I don't want anything you don't need!
I'm telling you.
You don't like it?
To be honest, I don't hate it at all.
These cute girls from Nogizaka.
But if you still think you can give me something for me...
Then you can take it home for me today.
Wait a minute! To be honest,
I heard about this project in advance.
That's a violation of the rules.
I'm sorry, but I actually brought it with me.
I don't need it anymore.
If you're going to give it to me, why don't you take it home for me?
So, tonight, Kimura and Kimura will choose what they don't want and exchange what they don't want without any prohibition.
First of all, what Nishino brought is...
Nishino, you made this cute keychain for your birthday, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I made it for you.
Thank you very much.
Now, please show us what Nishino brought for this project.
Here it is.
Ta-dah!
What is it?
It's a flat hoop.
What?
It's a flat hoop. It looks cool.
Didn't you open it?
I opened it once.
What do you mean? Why don't you want it?
I don't need it.
I bought it because I wanted to wear abs.
So, I decided to try it.
It's not a circle, it's inserted one by one and assembled, but this circle was bigger than I thought and I couldn't turn it at home, but I didn't need it right away, and it's been in my house for about a year and a half, so I'd like to open it and try it, so I'd like to assemble Nishino's hula hoop right away, and it's a shame that Nishino's hair was attached, and I love Kimura-san's hair, so
it's a shame that Nishino's hair was attached, and I'm a valuable person.
But you've been exercising recently, too.
I'm walking a little now.
Walking dead.
It's not dead.
I don't see it or I don't go out.
After this, what is Nishino doing, who can't assemble it easily?
What is this?
You're trained.
I'm tired of training.
It's a waste, Hiroya-san, don't show it to the camera.
I'm not doing anything weird.
The last one is difficult.
Why can't you fit it in?
Do you push it in while pushing it in?
I'm going to poop.
It's okay.
It's leaking.
I'm going to poop once or twice.
I definitely don't need this.
The hula hoop is finally complete.
First of all, I'll have Nishino, the owner, do it.
I haven't actually used it yet, so I don't know if I can do it.
I haven't turned it yet.
It's heavier than normal ones because it has iron in it.
I wonder if I can turn it.
I can't.
I dropped it.
You're good.
I can't do it.
I don't think you can do it unless you're this big.
If you're normal, you might not be able to get out of it.
What are you talking about?
I'm not going to do it.
It's easier for me to live like that for the rest of my life.
I've never turned it like this before.
Now, Himura will try the hula hoop, which he is not good at.
I can't do it.
You did it.
That's amazing.
You can do it!
This is fun!
You can do it!
This is fun, Nishino!
I'm glad!
This was unexpectedly fun!
It feels good!
This is nice.
What you don't need is what you use for the next person.
That's recycling, right?
Now, we will announce what Nishino has prepared for her.
What is it?
It's scary, isn't it?
What you don't need is what you use for the next person.
Now, Nishino, please open what you don't need.
Wait a minute.
There's something similar to you, too.
What is it?
Wait a minute. Let me ask you first.
Let me ask you what it is.
Is this what you gave birth to?
Why?
Why did you give birth to this?
What is it?
I bought it when I was in Malaysia.
I thought it was nice.
Oh, you thought it was nice and bought it in a kimono?
Yes, in a kimono.
I like this kind of thing.
Oh, you can make it sit.
I made it like this and put it in the living room.
I love kimonos now.
I love it, so I kept it.
At first, I bought it because I thought it was really nice.
But as I look at it, I can't keep up with it.
I thought it was gross.
But, you know, this is Nishino's...
What was it? Doia's...
It's Doia's, isn't it?
It's close, it's close.
This is pretty close, by the way.
Then I thought about it and made it like this.
I think it suits you quite well.
Yes, I'm happy about that.
What do you think of it, Nishino?
Well, I think it's cute.
Oh, you're happy about it.
I decorate my animal kimonos a lot.
Really?
I'm not scared of things that are close to people.
Wada, what do you think of it?
It's weird.
Weird.
It's weird.
A weird doll.
If it had eyes, I'd say it's a bad doll.
I'm scared of it.
Really?
But, if it had eyes, I'd shave it all off for cheap.
- So you don't have a prohibition right? - I don't have a prohibition right.
- You don't have a prohibition right. - Yes.
- So, this is yours. - Yes.
- Keep it. - I understand.
- You don't want to throw it away? - Thank you.
- But, it's not bad at all.
Next, what does Shiraichi bring?
- Oh, it's pretty big. - It's big, isn't it?
- Yes.
- So, what is it? Open it up. - Yes.
- Open. - It's a washing machine.
- Ah, I know what it is. - That's impossible.
- It's impossible for me to buy it here and throw it away.
- You're good. - Ah, I see.
- You bought it for the show, didn't you? - That's right.
- I bought it and it arrived, so I don't think I'll use it anymore. - I see.
- But, it's a new name, isn't it? - I used it very cleanly, so I can't use it at all.
- But, there is a rice cooker. - But, surprisingly, it's light.
- So, when you go to the countryside... - Why would I go to the countryside?
- I brought a washing machine.
- You can buy it over there for three minutes.
- Why do you love rice so much?
- It's a brand-new rice cooker. - But, it's strange.
- I used to bring it every time.
- Ah, I see.
- Has it arrived yet? - It has arrived.
- That's good. You're doing well. - I haven't used it yet, but it arrived yesterday.
- Ah, is that so? - So...
- So, you really used it until the last minute, didn't you? - That's right.
- How many years did you use it for? - I used it for four or five years.
- I don't need it! Really!
- I don't need it!
- But, you know...
- You've been eating this rice for a long time.
- And you've been working hard for it.
- So, Himura-san, you have to accept it.
- Why do I have to accept it?
- I'm not from Nogizaka. - No, that's not what I mean.
- I only have my own rice cooker.
- So, when you go somewhere...
- Why do you make me bring it somewhere? - I'm going somewhere.
- So, let's see what Himura-san has prepared for you.
- What does Himura-san not need? Open.
- That's right. This!
Himura-san?
Can you stand up and show me?
This is it.
What is this?
It's not "what is this?"
How old are you?
- I'm in my adolescence. - Adolescence?
About 3 years old.
Adolescence?
How old is an adult?
This is a program I was in for about 3 years.
I was going to make it my house, so I took it and kept it for a long time.
- You took it in a proper photo studio? - I took it in a proper studio.
I wore a proper hat and I displayed it in my room, but I moved and closed it for a while.
But I gave it to Shiraishi because it was a chance.
- That's right. Shiraishi gave you his photo last time, so it's okay. - That's right.
- I have Shiraishi's photo. - That's right.
- That's right.
- Shiraishi does things like this. - That's right, Shiraishi.
Can I take it?
- This is it. - How is it?
- I'm happy. - How is it, Shiraishi?
- I'm going to display it. - You're definitely going to display it.
- That's right. - That's right.
If you think like that, you really look like a dead person.
- Besides, this photo of Himura-san is quite... - It's not there.
- It's precious, isn't it? Himura-san's photo. - It's not there.
- Turn it around and show it to the members. - Look at it.
Isn't this photo good?
- Wow, handsome. - Handsome?
There's no way he's handsome.
It's like...
It's like he's a hip-hopper who's been around for a week.
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Yoda brought something he didn't need.
Is there anything Yoda doesn't need?
No.
Yoda, please open it.
I was surprised.
What are you doing?
What is it?
This is...
I don't need it.
I'm wearing it now.
Are you wearing it?
Why do you want me to wear it?
I'm wearing it.
What is it?
I bought it for my Halloween handshake party last year.
I wanted to cosplay as Burzon Chami.
But it didn't arrive on time.
I didn't use it and left it in my room for months.
You didn't use it?
Don't make me angry.
You're Takayama, right?
I'm not Weiss.
- You're Takayama. - It's obvious.
- Is it obvious? - It's obvious.
- I'm not Weiss. - You're trying to hide it and drawing a chin.
It's embarrassing for you to know.
I'm not Weiss.
- You're not Weiss. - I'm sorry.
It's embarrassing for me.
It's embarrassing for you. I can't believe it.
So you didn't use it?
- That's right. I didn't use it. - You didn't use it?
Try wearing it.
Okay.
She said she didn't use it.
Can you give me a second?
It's too much.
Try it.
No, I don't want to do it.
You bought it for it, didn't you?
But I decided not to do it for life.
350 million yen.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
Himura-san.
Himura-san also tried Yoda's wig.
Does it have a size?
Didn't this man appear in "Jingu" last year?
The legendary...
It's not him.
He was in "Jingu".
It's not him in "Jingu".
He was wearing sunglasses.
I was really nervous because of this.
It's good, isn't it, Himura-san?
If you dress up like this and go for a walk...
What?
What did you find out about me?
Even if you don't wear anything else, you don't look that different.
But if you do, you look a little different, so it's interesting.
What is this?
I don't need a figure that looks a little different.
I want to draw it as much as I want.
It's not a bullhorn, is it?
It's not a bullhorn.
What is it?
Doesn't it look like Samoan Kimbo?
It suits you.
What?
It suits you.
It doesn't suit me, really.
It's good, isn't it?
I'm quite sensitive, so I don't know what will happen at any time.
So I brought it just in case.
I won't wear it!
It's sunny, so I won't wear it.
Now, we will announce what Himura has prepared for us.
This is what Himura-san brought for us.
What is it?
What?
What is it?
A convenience store bag?
What is it?
I don't need it.
I tore it up.
Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second.
What's with everyone's reaction?
Didn't you say "nice"?
Himura-san, this is an extension cord.
Why? That's not the kind of reaction you want, is it?
Why is it an extension cord and you say "nice"?
I'm really happy.
Eh, you're lying!
You're happy?
Um, I don't have enough extension cords.
Are you serious?
My mom came over just yesterday.
She bought me this.
Really?
You don't need it, do you?
Eh, Himura-san, what's going on?
I have a lot of extension cords at home.
I don't need it, so I brought it.
I really don't need it.
I thought you'd say "I don't need it", but everyone seems to like it.
That's right.
It's no different from my dolls and pictures at home.
I don't need this kind of thing.
I'm happy.
Why are you happy?
Are you happy about this?
Why?
Tell me why you're happy about this!
You have to say it!
Why are you happy about this?
You're late!
I brought it because I thought you wouldn't like it.
The other members don't dislike it either.
Why do you all want extension cords?
We want it.
Why do you all want it?
It's amazing. It's different.
It's totally different.
I'm going to be beaten up in the future.
My reaction is totally different.
After this, Himura transformed and blew up the studio!
Next, what does Kiguchi bring that he doesn't need?
What is it? Please open it.
What?
A paper bag?
I don't know yet.
Can I open it?
Yes, please.
Can I open it?
What is it?
This is a present I was going to give my friend a year ago.
A friend of mine bought it a year ago on his summer birthday.
But I didn't have time to give it to him, so I kept it at home.
What's in it?
A necklace, an initial key holder, and an adhesive.
You got it a year ago?
That's right.
You were supposed to give it to someone's birthday, weren't you?
I was going to buy a new one this year.
But you didn't have time to give it to me.
And you're giving it to me now.
I'm proud of you.
Really?
There's something like a letter in it.
Yes.
There's a letter in it.
I was supposed to give it to you.
You were going to give it to Aya-chan, weren't you?
This is also an initial letter.
This is Aya-chan's letter, isn't it?
Yes.
But your size is I, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I think it's just right for you.
She's happy, isn't she?
It's just right for you.
She's happy, isn't she?
So, will Himura try on a necklace for Aya-chan?
This is weird.
What's the motif of it?
It's a pineapple.
That's good.
If it's a pineapple, can Himura try it on?
Can Himura try it on?
It's really tight, isn't it?
I can't reach it.
Wait a minute.
Why are you tightening your neck?
What is it?
How thin is Aya-chan?
Wait a minute.
I did it.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
It's tight.
Your neck...
It's terrible.
Is your neck like this?
It's not like this.
Why is it like this?
It's terrible.
If you do it like this, you will cut yourself like cutting a bun with a thread.
I will cut myself.
Your neck is a little small.
It's very tight.
Aya-chan has a very thin neck.
What is it?
Aya-chan and Himura-san don't have such different necks.
Himura-san and Himura-san don't have such different necks.
It's strange.
Why is it so tight?
What is it?
Pineapple is hidden.
What is it?
It's like eating a pineapple.
Is it possible?
What is it?
Is it small?
It's small.
But it's better than a necklace.
It's like a choker.
It's better as a choker, isn't it?
Is a choker like this?
Yes, it is.
If I wear it, will it look like a choker?
I think it will.
Can you eat this much?
I've never seen you eating that much.
If you eat it, will you use it for everyday use?
Will you always wear it?
That's strange.
But if you eat it like a dog, you'll wear it well.
What?
It's a dog.
But the motif is fine.
It's a pineapple and it's cute.
Yes, it's like summer.
Summer is cute.
It's perfect for summer.
There's no such thing in summer.
She's wearing high heels.
It's perfect as if you measured it.
How thin is your neck?
Isn't your neck like this, too?
No, girls don't have it like that.
Do girls have it like that?
Really?
Why is it so tight?
You look like a fool.
You're too stupid.
I don't know why it's so big.
What's this?
It's not cute.
It's cute.
You can't eat it because it's bath bomb, can you?
It's bath bomb.
Thank you.
You still have a lot of things in your luggage.
I have it, too.
It's good when it comes like this.
It's not good.
It's shiny and shiny from time to time.
Here you are.
I'll bring it.
Here is what Himura brought for Higuchi.
Himura, you got this, didn't you?
Yes, Asuka gave me this.
What does it mean?
I'm sorry to say this, but it's heavy.
Asuka made it for me when I was a kid.
I kept it for a while, but it's weird to have it at home.
I see.
I thought it would still work if it was a member of Nogizaka.
Does it mean you'll take it?
Yes.
I hope Higuchi will take it.
I'm in trouble.
I did it.
She said she did it.
What should I do?
But if you bring it here and go to Higuchi, there may be something like fate.
I'm counting on you.
Yes.
It's good, isn't it?
The necklace fits you perfectly.
Thank you.
What are you going to do?
I'll take it off. I'm in trouble.
If you take it off and turn the pineapple around, you won't be able to see it.
It's not about whether you can see it or not.
I'm in trouble.
I'm not sure if I should say it, but I think it's a good idea.
I'm going to try to make it work.
It's starting to look like a little thing.
Let's stop it.
I won't waste this moment.
Life is still going round and round.
It doesn't matter.
That's right.
I don't care what you say.
Do what you want to do.
It's not about whether you can see it or not.
MY WAY
I won't waste this moment
Life goes by in a blink of an eye
It doesn't matter if you turn around or not
That's right, I don't care what anyone says
I'll do what I want to do
It's not wrong to be self-centered
MY WAY
If you just fit everyone else
There's no meaning or value in living
Do what you want to do
Let's be self-centered
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