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Nogizaka, let's go!
Don!
Here we go.
I'm Banana Man, the host of Nogizaka High School TV.
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
One, two…
Amazing!
She's from Takayama.
She imitated me.
Himura-san, please tell us what we're going to do today.
The second Nogizaka 46 "Uchiwa-uke" impersonation competition!
Today, the second "Uchiwa-uke" impersonation competition between members will be held.
In the first competition, Wada will be the impersonator.
Who will shine in this competition?
Wada will be the impersonator again.
That's why it's funny.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
First, these four will be the entrants.
What kind of detailed impersonation will emerge?
Now, let's begin.
Please do your best!
While teaching others how to be a gyaru,
a youngster suddenly appeared in front of me.
His nickname is "Terada Lance".
Terada Lance...
- Oh, good morning, Mirei! - Good morning!
Hey, say "ohamaru Sui-chan" for me!
- Hey, say "ohamaru Sui-chan" for me! - No, I already said it yesterday!
You're not a bad person if you don't say it all the time!
So say it!
- Say "ohamaru Sui-chan" for me! - No, I already said it yesterday!
- No, say it! Please! - Okay, okay, I'll say it!
- Say it! Say it! - One, two...
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Good morning, Binatsu! - Good morning!
Eh, you're different than usual today, aren't you?
Mmm...
I knew it! I knew it!
I didn't know what you were saying!
Now, let's continue! Here you go!
In order to show off his long arms,
Reno Yamazaki has already become a bird.
He's become a bird?
Ah, so it's a bird, huh?
Huh?
Ah, so it's a bird, huh?
How is it?
Is it that bad?
It's like a bonobori.
I see.
Wonderful.
It's a moving type, right?
Yorozoki, you were defeated.
You were defeated.
But it's not good. If you do it here, you'll be conscious of it.
When you do it in the future, you won't be able to do it.
That's right.
The audience will say, "Take it!"
Take it!
Then, let's continue. Here you go.
Sato Kaede, whose emotional ups and downs are too flat to read.
Sato Kaede.
Den-chan!
Today, you know, it's your favorite Kiyo-ken fried rice bento.
Eh, really? I love it!
Ah, but fried rice bento is too popular.
It seems like only chicken cutlet bento is left.
That's too much.
Ah, cup!
I messed it up! I messed it up!
Ah, what is it?
It was a bad reading, wasn't it?
You don't have any emotional ups and downs, do you?
Then, let's continue. Here you go.
Sato Kaede.
To emphasize her legs' length,
Mai Shin-uchi, whose waist position has gone wrong.
That's too much.
Shin-uchi, you have long legs this time.
Oh, really? It's the same as always.
Under high waist?
Oh, really?
It's under.
Oh, it's under.
First of all, it's under.
Yes.
Why?
That's right.
Anyway, it's troublesome.
Troublesome.
Oh, I see.
And, "Isn't it different from usual?"
Isn't it bad if it's not like this all the time?
I don't know such things all the time.
Do you have eyebrows down?
I've asked about eyebrows several times.
When we were on stage together as five people,
we were always together in the dressing room,
but we didn't talk about the number of eyebrows.
Isn't it different today?
Isn't it dark?
Isn't it different in shape?
We say like that, but we don't know.
Plum...
Plum pio peanut.
Are you called "Plum pio peanut"?
Yes, recently.
I was suddenly called after the stage began.
You are making fun of me.
Plum pio peanut!
But, both Ms. Umesawa and Ms. Minami
have such a nickname.
And, Ms. Minami also calls me "Ms. Minami".
That's why.
Yes.
That's why.
"Plum Pio" is still good, isn't it?
Why do you add "peanuts"?
Kawago.
"Kawago" is good, too.
Yes.
I'm the worst at this part.
Oh, you are?
Yes, I'm not good at it.
But, when people pay attention to me a lot,
I think it's better to look at Yamazaki.
Then, you are a model.
Is that so?
Hey, Yamazaki.
Can you come here for a moment?
Yes.
So,
let's verify bird dancing with the appearance of Bird Yamazaki.
It looks like bird dancing.
Wow!
That was good!
She certainly has long arms and she is flexible and beautiful.
Wow! Good!
What is this?
I feel like I have become a bird.
I feel like I have become someone.
The part that is taken from here is different and delicious.
I am not good at speaking Kawagoe.
This part is stopped like this.
But, Yamazaki's part is properly like this.
It is fluttering.
But, when Furino is doing this, I am in the front and I don't know that I am being watched.
Ah!
But, since Furino-sensei says "watch me", this is close to the correct answer.
That's right.
If you can imitate it, you should do it.
But, is it okay for me to do it?
No, no, it's okay.
Why?
It's okay.
Why?
It's okay.
Everyone should become a bird.
Everyone should disappear for once.
And, Umezawa.
Everyone's reaction for this was great, but do you know it?
Do you know it?
Recently, I have been told "watch me, watch me" too much.
But, recently, I have said "I have not become a bird anymore".
That is already...
"I have not become a bird anymore".
In a sense, you are like a robot.
Your emotions are not that...
That's right.
Now, now, when we are having this conversation, I don't know if you are doing it on purpose or not.
That's right.
You are not doing it on purpose, right?
No, I am not.
You are scary.
You look at me straightly, right?
That's right.
Until now you were smiling a little, but now you are saying "that's right".
That's right.
You are a little scary.
You are scary.
You are a little scary.
You are scary.
You have a strong eye for it.
Will you become a saber?
Maybe.
What is it?
Now you are doing it.
Maybe.
You are not doing it?
But you have interesting characteristics.
It's interesting.
I see.
Do you know how to fix it?
But when I was doing radio the other day...
Radio is dangerous.
I fixed it.
You didn't fix it?
You didn't fix it.
You probably didn't fix it more than you thought.
Because everyone says it like that.
And?
Maya is amazing.
Wada?
Yes.
Is that you, Shinichi?
She raises her pants to the limit and she cuts her own T-shirt so that it makes her legs look longer.
- So that it makes her legs look longer. - I see.
- Do you have any consciousness about this? - I don't.
- I don't.
- I didn't even know it was being watched. - Really?
But everyone knows about this, right?
But it's true that she might wear a T-shirt with a short length of bamboo.
- She wears a T-shirt with a short length of bamboo and raises it up. - Raises it up.
Is it like Ebisu-san?
- It's close to Ebisu-san or Ebisu-san. - It's close.
- Isn't it fashionable? - It's good.
Show us your evil impersonation!
The second block is like this.
Sankisei-yamashita is the first entry.
Let's go.
When you walk out of your seat,
you can feel human evolution.
Mukai Hazuki.
It's good.
Pork cutlet is good.
Hazuki!
Now, let's continue.
Here you go!
Even at the edge of the screen, she is doing her best to be an idol.
Itou Liliya.
Wow!
It's like a rehearsal.
The camera work is amazing.
It's like a rehearsal.
Are you conscious of it?
Conscious of it? I don't know.
But you are right as an idol, aren't you?
What do you mean?
You are always smiling.
You are always trying to get into the audience.
I don't intend to get into the camera,
but when I stand on the stage,
I always end it 100%.
That's a good thing.
Let's move on.
I take a shower at home and go into the dressing room.
I use gyaru language and have a conversation.
But I have an old-fashioned heart.
Good morning.
Look at this, Mai-chan.
It's a new eating sound video.
It's crispy chicken. Isn't it good?
It's really hot.
Huh?
Wait a minute.
The radio has gone wrong.
Huh?
You are always wet.
I'm always wet.
I'm wet today, too.
Himura-san is wet, too.
I'm wet, too.
Let's move on.
Please watch it.
I noticed a mischief I didn't intend.
On the contrary, she praises me strangely.
She is a womanizer.
The car will arrive soon.
Oh, I see.
Do you want me to wait for you in the lobby?
No, I will wait for you here until the car arrives.
What?
You are a genius, Zu.
What? What?
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
What? What? What?
Until the car arrives, right?
Until the car arrives.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
But you are not aware of it at all.
I am not aware of it?
You are not aware of it.
On the contrary, you are a genius.
You are funny, Zu.
No, no, it's not like that.
You are amazing!
Why do you praise me like that?
You are funny. You are a genius!
Good morning.
Oh, I know what you mean.
Do you know what I mean?
Many people say that to me.
I am not aware of it at all.
But I tend to praise you a little bit.
But it's good.
You are a genius.
If you praise me like that, I am embarrassed.
So I am often told not to do it.
First, Yamashita, Bukai, Mane.
Like that.
Everyone said "I know, I know".
But you don't know much about Bukai, do you?
What? Who said that?
Who said that?
You don't know?
No, I didn't know at all.
But you all look like each other.
You look like each other from the moment you eat sweets.
When we eat food...
You said "we look like each other", too.
I am wary of it.
Wary of it?
No one says "we look like each other".
Then you are primitive.
What are you talking about?
You do look like each other at that stage, too.
When you eat sweets like that.
How do you know?
I hold it so that no one can take it away.
I look like a Mario character.
You hold it.
Are you aware of it?
Not at all.
Do you do like this from the beginning?
Do you touch it?
No, I don't.
Do you?
Yes, I do.
You did like this when you were a complete human being.
Do you?
Yes, I do.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
Next is WADA.
WADA, too.
This is an imitation of ITO.
You can see it on the screen.
I think you all know about it.
Anyway, I put everything in it like a drink or a bomb.
I see.
It's like a toy box.
I see.
Do you feel it?
Yes, you do.
I see.
You know about it.
Even on TV.
I don't put a smile on my face.
I put a happy face on my face.
A happy face.
That's good.
When I put a straight face on my face, I look like I'm in a bad mood.
I always put my face up like this.
That's good.
I know about it.
Next is AKIMOTO.
AKIMOTO, are you aware of it?
Yes, I am.
He took a bath in the morning and put down the towel from his neck.
Does he put down the towel from his neck?
He talks a lot and says many words.
I think he has a strange sense of words.
Does he have a strange sense of words?
When I asked a hair and makeup artist for his hair,
he usually says "next, please" or something like that.
But he said "next, I'll go to the bathroom and take off my clothes".
It's like...
It's like that.
It's old-fashioned, but he tries to be young.
Young.
Well, it's that kind of temperament, isn't it?
There is an atmosphere like "bubble baba" in that area.
No, it's exactly like that.
I'm sorry, it sounds like a bad word, but...
It's BB, isn't it?
It's not a bad word, but I haven't experienced a bubble before.
But it has a smell, doesn't it?
And...
Bubble.
It's like "wada no mane".
It's amazing.
I often do it with Wakatsuki.
When Wakatsuki says something, I ignore it for a while, but I go back and say it again.
This comment is amazing, isn't it?
When everyone ignores it, I take it down once and make it not interesting at all.
You crushed it.
But it's not a bad word, I think it's really amazing.
I'm praising it a lot, but...
It's like "this comment is amazing, isn't it?"
I want to say it to everyone, too.
This comment is amazing, isn't it?
It's good, but...
It's a good one, isn't it?
"Uchiwa Ukemonomane" and "Joeman Battle" have been decided.
"Uchiwa Ukemonomane" continues.
Here is the next one.
Now, we have three blocks.
First, let's get excited!
"Akimoto Manatsu" who is tired and appeals until she can talk to the staff.
I'm really tired because I can't breathe.
Yes, it's OK. We'll stand by for now.
Ouch!
Akira-san, are you OK?
Here we go!
The reunion is in five minutes?
Shall we take a little more break?
I'm OK.
Oh, come on!
You were waiting for this, weren't you?
No, I wasn't!
OK, let's continue. Here we go!
As they get nervous, their index fingers get more and more intense.
The sisters rub their index fingers until smoke comes out of them.
Rub their index fingers?
Thank you very much for coming today.
Next up is Kazumi.
OK, is everyone excited? Amazing!
Thank you very much.
We've done the biggest number of tours so far.
And today is the last day of that tour.
It's the last one we can't end.
Good night.
Smoke is coming out!
Wow, you're good at impersonating.
You even said this part!
You're looking at all the little details.
Do you know what this is?
White stone?
When you're thinking.
Oh, it's a habit of yours.
OK, let's continue. Here we go!
Next up is Minami Mezawa, who takes off her contact lens in a ridiculous way next to a cup of tea where she drinks tea with her mouth sharpened.
It's like a battle.
Oh, I'm thirsty.
Ah, I'm tired today, too.
She's doing it with both hands.
Next, please.
In the solo part of "Otonai no Chikamichi", Kana Nakada sings passionately.
I wish I could hear someone calling me…
I don't know the song.
It's like a Nanga song.
I know this one. I've heard of it before.
But I wondered who sang it.
It's a nice song.
Get, Aki.
This is good.
This is the latest one.
Didn't you think it wouldn't move at all?
I didn't know it was so tired.
You have a bad view of it.
This is a normal YOSHIHA.
YOSHIHA is very funny.
YOSHIHA is a habit of mine.
I always count YOSHIHA in my mind.
Every time I say YOSHIHA, I say YOSHIHA when I sit next to it.
When I stand up, I say YOSHIHA.
When I open the pouch, I say YOSHIHA.
YOSHIHA is such a cute YOSHIHA.
When I go to the bathroom and get water out of it, I say YOSHIHA next to it.
I say YOSHIHA before I go to the bathroom.
YOSHIHA is a cute YOSHIHA.
I think something is flying.
I think YOSHIHA is flying.
I have a lot of confusion.
I don't know if I can say YOSHIHA, but I say YOSHIHA when there is nothing.
I say YOSHIHA.
I hold someone's hand and say YOSHIHA only with my eyes.
If I say YOSHIHA now, I think I'll be hated if I say YOSHIHA.
I hold someone's hand and say YOSHIHA only with my eyes.
I don't know what to do because it's cold at two o'clock.
And the third game was SAKAGUCHI and UMEZAWA.
At first we all said "what is it?"
You said "what is it?" with a blank look, didn't you?
I thought my impression was vague.
It seems to be held so as not to spill.
If you say "what is it?" now, it will be weird.
It will be like a cute voice, won't it?
UMEZAWA's contact was also surprising.
I was surprised and said "what is it?"
What is it?
You have a little debi-fuji in you, don't you?
Do you usually do it with one hand?
I usually do it with one hand.
I spread it out like this.
It was normal for me.
She has a strong will to say "it's normal".
She says "it's not normal", but she says "it's normal".
It's a terrible world.
"What is it?" "It's normal."
They have a great relationship.
And MIRIA.
MIRIA.
She was good at singing.
I saw her singing and singing live.
Her singing voice alone has great characteristics.
Can you show me the real thing?
It's very difficult.
Can you show me the real thing?
Please turn on the switch.
Is it on?
Please show us!
Ah, this is it!
Ah, you sing it out at the end.
But you're singing more passionately than you did just now, right?
Yes, I am.
I've heard that too.
You were singing passionately.
You were singing more passionately than you did just now, right?
Nobisaka 46's 21-track single "Jikochuudeikou" music video has finally been released!
In addition, to commemorate the release of "Jikochuudeikou", it will be held nationwide!