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NOGIZAKA WEEKLY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIMURA
- Ready? - Yes.
- Hmm... - Happy birthday!
- Oh! - Yes.
- Okay, okay. - Yes.
We'll start now. Today's topic is not you, Himura- san, but Shiroishi.
Please announce it.
Himura's happy birthday project.
Handmade Nogizaka presents.
I see.
It's amazing.
Today's project.
Himura's birthday is the 14th.
It's his birthday.
Himura is 46 years old.
I'm 46 years old.
Himura is 46 years old.
Today is Himura's birthday.
The members will celebrate it.
Really?
The fans who are watching this project will say, "Why?"
They will be moved and cry.
They will say, "Thank you."
They will watch it again.
Himura is married.
Did you know that?
Thank you.
The members will seriously think of a birthday present for Himura.
Himura will receive it for free.
First, a handmade present from Akimoto.
- Okay, Akimoto. - May I?
- Yes, please. - Okay.
Here I am!
- What's this? - Oh, it's I LOVE! You made it!
- I made a T-shirt. - You made it?
- Yes. - Does it say "ero himura"?
It's katakana, not English.
- Oh, you haven't spread it out yet. - You folded it in a good place.
- Himura-san, before collecting I LOVE! T-shirts... - Oh, you'll definitely buy it when you go abroad.
- Yes, I remembered that I would definitely buy it... - Yeah, yeah.
- So I decided to make it this time. - Really?
- Oh, I LOVE! Himura! - Cute!
- Did you make it all by yourself? - Well, I bought the T-shirt, but...
- Well, of course you bought it. - You sewed it, right?
- You made it from a thread, didn't you? - I bought the T-shirt, and I cut the cloth here and sewed it by hand.
- You really sewed it by hand? - Yes.
- That's amazing! - Cute!
So, let's try on Akimoto's handmade T-shirt right away...
- Oh, you can afford it! - Cute!
But, you know, I love Himura, but Himura will wear it.
I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I was thinking of wearing "I love" in midsummer.
But I thought you wouldn't wear it, and I felt like I was naming my own name.
So, when you go abroad, you might be curious about it and ask me what it's called, right?
- So, on the contrary... - Do I have to wear it abroad?
- I heard it's for travel, but... - Do you wear it for travel?
- Do I wear it? - Yes.
- So, when you go abroad, you might be curious about it and ask me what it's called, right? - Do I have to wear it abroad?
- So, on the contrary... - Do I have to wear it abroad?
- Himura-san, how do you like it? Are you going to wear it like this forever? - No, no, it's fine.
- I'm happy for you. - No, no, it's fine.
- I'm happy for you. - You don't have to say "what the heck is this?"
- No, no, I don't have "what the heck is this?"
Next up is a handmade gift from Nishino.
- Nishino doesn't have Nishino's stuff, right? - I do have it.
- You really brought Hilaretta's stuff.
- What is it? - Can I open it?
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's a keychain! - Wow!
- Is it handmade? - Wow!
- It's a detergent photo! - Oh, yes! I know it well!
- I know it, I know it! It's a detergent photo! - I saw Himura-san's detergent photo,
- I drew it on a plastic board, and in the microwave...
- I saw it! It brings back memories! You had it, didn't you? - I had it!
- The one that shrinks, right? - That's right, that's right!
- Wow! - Wow!
- As expected, it's delicious! - Delicious!
- But personally, I think it's a little too beautiful. - Ah, Himura is dirtier than that.
- That's not what I'm saying! Please tell me that it's not like that!
- It's a little too beautiful... - No, it's not too beautiful, it's like this! What's wrong with you?
- I wanted to bring it a little closer to reality... - What do you mean "bring it closer to reality"?
- It's beautiful, isn't it? Look at it! - It's like a commercial!
- This is good! - Ah!
- If you go like this, you'll end up like a person you love! - It's like a home party!
- "I love Himura" with your own keychain!
- How long did you make this? - You can do it that quickly!
- The first time I failed, and now it's the second time.
- What was it that you failed at? Did you mess up? Ah, you should have given me that!
- I thought about it a little... - What do you think?
- Himura-san, what do you think? - I'll lock this up!
- Do you often lose your keys? - Yes, I do!
- I really do it many times a year, not only for keys. I lose them quickly.
- You won't lose this, will you? - No, I'll lose all of it!
Next, a handmade gift from Shiraiji is...
- Shiraiji, what is it? It looks thin. - I have one more.
- So you have one of these? - Yes.
- So let's look at it from there for now. Please. - Yes.
- It's mine. - It's mine!
- It's mine!
- In my photo album... - Wait a minute, Shiraiji. Why? Why is it mine?
- Why did you show yourself here? - Am I wrong?
- It's a cutout that's not on the cover. - Of that passport?
- Yes. - That passport that's selling bugs? - No, no, no.
- And a signature on it? - Yes.
- Himura-san, if you sell this, you'll be in trouble! - What are you talking about?!
- I'll tell you your name. - Yuki-kun, eat a lot of delicious food, okay?
- He's making fun of me. - Yuki-kun, eat a lot of delicious food, okay?
- No, I won't.
- "Happy Birthday, Yuki-kun." - Yes.
Why do you keep calling me "Yuki-kun"?
- I was wondering if you were Himura-san. - I've been calling you "Himura-san" for 7 years now!
- I thought you might know me. - Yes, we're brothers.
- Oh, you're Yuki-kun? - Yes.
- So you don't have this cutout? - It's on the postcard...
- It's on the postcard, right? - It's probably on the postcard...
- It's not the size of the photo album... - It's not, right?
- So I showed it off a little. - That's good. - No, it's good!
- You can decorate it at home. - I have no choice but to decorate it.
- Yes, you can decorate it at your newlywed house. - I have no choice but to decorate it.
In addition, Shiraishi has prepared another present for Toya.
- Yes, here it is. - Huh?
- Um... - It's a pot!
- I'm really into tonjiru (pork soup) right now... - Who said you're a pig?!
- If you're going to do it, do it with your own hands! - That was totally stupid!
- If you're going to do it... - Who said it?!
- There's no way you'd get hooked on tonjiru! - I really like it!
- There's no way you'd get hooked on tonjiru! - Hey, you pig!
- There's no way you'd get hooked on tonjiru! - I like it!
- Hey, you pig! - There's no way you'd get hooked on tonjiru!
- I really like tonjiru, and I've come up with a way to make it really good, so I'd like you to try it for yourself. - I'll go make it.
- Do you like tonjiru, Himura-san? - To be honest, I like tonjiru. - Oh, good, good.
- Himura-san, you have tonjiru all over you all the time, don't you? - I'm sweating. - The backtalker.
- Hey! That's some pretty good-looking tonjiru!
Now, let's try Shiraishi's homemade tonjiru!
- I'm so happy about this. Thank you for it! - Yes!
- Hey, that's good! - I'm glad you like it! - It's really good!
- What's the way you make it so good like you said earlier? - For burdock, you first fry it in sesame oil...
- Burdock is really good! - Everyone, please wait for me to finish eating my hotpot.
- There's a lot of hotpot in England. - I have a present for you. - I'm not doing a challenge show or anything like that.
- But it's good, isn't it? You can pick up a lot of vegetables. - That's right.
- Are you going to take this home with you today? - Yes! - The bucket? Like this? - Yes, I'll take it home.
- Do you have a plastic bag for that? - Isn't there one that's not plastic? It's a tupperware! - It's a tupperware!
- Which one was better, Kanda-san's food or mine? - Huh? No, it's the same, it's the same, it's the same.
- Is it perfect? - There is such a thing as "perfect"!
- I think I'm going to be an old man! - This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
- What is this? - Yuko.
- Kimura-san is back to skating!
Next is a handmade gift from Wakatsuki.
It's thin.
You brought it again. It's thin.
It's thin.
Wakatsuki is already...
Are you ready?
Yes.
What is this?
Well...
It's you, Kimura-san, but it looks a little different.
I wanted to make it look like a design, so I wrote "potato salad" and "golf boy".
Because you like potato salad?
That's right!
Where can you find potato salad?
You wrote "potato salad", didn't you?
Yes! And under it, I wrote "thank you for always being kind and laughing with me".
Wow!
I wrote "golf boy" under it.
Wow!
Yes!
What did you write it with?
I wrote it with my iPad.
What?!
You wrote it with your iPad?
Yes!
Can you do that with your iPad?
I can!
Can we have our own iPads?
Yes!
Can we have our own iPads?
No!
Can you do that?
How well can you do it?
I've been doing this job for about two days.
Wow!
But my image of you is round and...
You always say bad things about me!
My personality is round and my impression is round, too.
So I combined all the circles and...
Oh!
You combined all the circles and it became you?
Yes!
You combined all the circles and it became you?
That's right!
You made a fool of me!
It's amazing that it continues like this!
But no one congratulates you!
Hey! What's wrong with you? I'm happy to give it to you!
Next, what handmade presents did Higuchi prepare?
Hey, there's nothing in it!
What is it? There's nothing in it!
But there is something in it!
There is something in it?
But I think you can use it for a longer period of time and it's practical.
Practical?
Then, Higuchi...
Yes, then...
Then...
Himura-san looks like she's in a bad mood.
What? What? What?
Huh? Wait a minute!
Her face looks like she's in a bad mood!
Who is this?!
Is this Himura-san or Higuchi-san? Which one is it?
This isn't Higuchi-san, is it?
Yes, I drew Himura-san.
What is this? A morning call card?
Yes, it's like a telephone card.
It's like, "I'll give you a morning call."
Huh? Higuchi-san?
Yes.
For real?!
If you look closely, there are infinite numbers.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, dot dot dot... infinite.
Huh? What do you mean "infinite"?
Even if you become an old woman or an old man...
I mean, an old man...
What do you mean "an old woman"?
How am I supposed to give you a morning call?
I won't!
I'll probably become an old man!
I'm sorry! Even if you become an old man...
I'll continue to wake you up.
This is an amazing card!
Is it okay for me to activate this card?
What is this card?
I wake up really early in the morning...
I mean, I'm good at waking up early in the morning.
No matter what time I sleep, I can wake up at that time.
And from the moment I wake up, I'm in this mood.
I can wake you up in a pleasant way.
For real!
You can wake me up?
It's amazing! Look!
It's "healthy" mode, "healing" mode, "mother" mode...
So you can wake me up in various modes.
I see.
But, but, Himura-san...
It doesn't say how to contact Higuchi.
You're being tricked!
That's not true!
How to contact Higuchi...
I can't contact you!
Where did you get it from?
Himura-san, could you show us what mode you're in?
I'm in healing mode.
Could you give me healing mode?
Got it!
Hello!
Good morning!
Who is it? It's Pase!
Wake up!
Wake up! It's already time!
Wake up!
I can wake you up!
I'm up!
Good for you!
Good luck today!
Bye-bye!
She fell asleep!
Healing mode is amazing!
Healing mode can't wake me up!
So, can he wake up Himura-san in healing mode?
Healing mode is even more amazing!
Hello!
I did it!
Healing mode is the worst!
I hate it when people say that!
I've been saying this all my life,
but if you get married in the future,
and you know Higuchi,
and you call him every morning...
Who are you calling?
It happens, doesn't it?
If it's not a coincidence,
I'll change my cell phone.
Wait a minute!
That's the saddest thing!
The saddest thing is when you can't get through!
Women's House is a handmade gift from the mountains!
This is what I made!
Wow!
Cute!
I made it by hand and made Himura-san's face.
Cute!
Like a caravan.
Wow! You made curry yourself!
I started making it yesterday at about two in the morning.
Wow! Really?
So you simmer it like that?
Until about six in the morning.
Wow! You simmered it for four hours!
What is this star?
The star is ham.
Ham? Ham curry!
Ham curry!
You look so poor!
Why didn't you say "ham curry"?
Hey! Yamashita, you did it!
Wait a minute! Why did you say "ham curry"?
I said it myself!
We have ham!
There is also kalbi.
Kalbi? Which one?
Beef? But I also glazed carrots with butter and put them on top.
Wow!
What do you mean "glazed"?
Then, Himura-san...
Wow!
Oh, it's kalbi.
The meat is coming out.
Oh, it's good!
It's really good!
Wow!
Oh, it's true!
Huh?
It's a little spicy...
What? Where is it coming from?
The meat! The meat!
Oh, the meat!
There is a lot of meat!
It's like curry from a curry shop!
It's good!
There is also a hidden flavor...
Did you hide something?
There is a lot of things...
She hid "gogo curry".
Hey! Don't put "pro" in there! Don't hide "pro"!
Like instant coffee...
You put coffee in there?
That's good, Himura-san!
This is good!
Oh, I'm happy!
You did your best!
Thank you!
Then, I will put all of them in later.
All of them?
Or, if you can't eat all of them, you can put some in a plastic bag...
There is something other than plastic!
Let's go!
Comments, Ozone's presents, and a full studio!
Next is a handmade present from Ozone!
It's huge!
What is it?
It's huge, isn't it?
What is it?
It's handmade, isn't it?
It's scary!
It's scary! The person who brought it is scary!
What is it? What is it? What will happen?
Will it explode?
Are you okay?
It's scary!
What will happen? What is it?
It's okay, it's okay!
It's scary!
What is it?
What does it mean?
Is it that scary?
What is it?
This is...
When I go to sleep, I wear it so that I won't be lonely.
Is it an eye patch?
That's right.
Somehow...
What kind of...
What kind of person is this person?
She did it quite a lot!
She did it the best in the past!
Who is this?
This is a girl.
Yuko-chan.
Who is this Yuko-chan?
It's scary!
What is this Yuko-chan?
It's neither me nor my wife.
Who is this Yuko-san?
Is this Yuko-san?
Himura-san, since you're here, try holding it.
Did you put a pillow on it?
I drew on the pillow...
It's scary!
This image is very scary!
Hey, what are you doing?
What is this? What is this situation now?
I'm really serious.
I'm the type of person who always carries a pillow and sleeps.
It's not your own thing, is it?
It's not like this, is it? The one you usually carry.
It's not like Yuko-san, is it?
Did you put on a cape?
That's right. I put on a hair cap and put on a skirt.
Wow, you made me laugh.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Himura-san, please put this on your bed.
I'll do my best.
Don't laugh!
My wife, Himura-san and Yuko-san.
Next, what is the handmade gift from Saito Asuka?
Well, let's see.
Here you go.
Is it a clay warehouse?
That's right.
It's not a monster, is it?
It's not a monster.
What is this?
Well, I'm a fifth grader.
I made this when I was in elementary school.
"Fun days with cats".
What is this?
I made this when I was in elementary school.
Asuka made this when she was in elementary school.
He is my official older brother.
I want to share all my past feelings with him.
This is amazing.
This is pretty good.
What is this?
Is this okay?
This is your memory.
You are a fifth grader.
What is this?
A cat and a girl.
Don't you usually keep this at home?
No, I don't.
Do you give this to someone's birthday?
My mom really likes it.
Your mom will definitely like it.
She likes it very much and always puts it next to the TV.
I know, I know.
Is this okay?
You made this when you were in elementary school.
Do you think this is okay?
I think this is good enough.
I'm going to dispose of all of my past memories.
"Dispose of"?
Why are you going to dispose of it?
You have a trash can for my birthday.
If you sell this, it will be very expensive.
If you sell it, it will be the worst.
I'm going to sell it.
You should put it next to the TV from now on.
Next to the TV?
This is a great work of art.
This girl's face is a little funny.
It's very funny.
Look at this.
She is surprised.
What is this?
Himura's Yosuberi.
Let's make everyone's birthday Himura.
Next is a handmade gift from Hoshino.
It's a meal again.
Hoshino made a meal?
I made it this morning.
Is it fresh?
It's fresh.
Let's open it.
This is amazing.
Hoshino, you made a big one.
Is it a cake?
It's a cake.
That's amazing.
I put a lot of your favorite fruits in it.
I love strawberries and cherries.
I love cherries.
Happy birthday, Himura.
What does the main part say?
I love you.
Why did you use it?
Why did you use the main plate?
I wanted to write "happy birthday" on one or two plates.
But it's harder than I thought.
Do you often make cakes?
No, it's my first time.
I wanted to make a big cake like this.
That's good, Himura.
It's your first cake.
That's right.
Can I eat it?
Yes, please eat it.
She said "eat it."
She just said it.
Did it take a long time?
About 20 or 30 minutes.
That's fast.
Isn't it fast?
Can you make a cake that fast?
It took about 40 or 50 minutes.
It took about an hour.
It hurts.
Wait a minute.
What does Hoshino's first cake taste like?
I didn't know about this place until now.
It's a birthday cake.
It's good.
Did you think it was bad?
I thought it was weird.
Did you make whipped cream?
Did you bake this cake?
No, I don't bake it.
If I bake it, I can't do it in 20 minutes.
But you can buy this kind of cake, right?
Yes, I chose the delicious part of it.
Delicious part...
You have good taste.
You can have a plate, too.
It's too much.
It's good, isn't it?
It's delicious, so I bought it, too.
Next, a handmade gift from Kubo is...
Well, Kubo.
Yes.
That's it. The one you wear.
Do you want me to put it on you?
No, no.
Why do you give the one you put a needle in to Kimura-san?
I made Kimura-san's face.
It's totally me.
But I sewed the back, too.
Wow!
It's a tulip. Is it 46?
Yes.
Wow!
It's a tulip.
It's active.
Did you make this tulip, too?
I sewed it all by myself.
It's cute.
It takes a lot of time.
It took me four or five hours.
It does take four or five hours.
Is it a key holder?
Yes, it is.
It's good.
I got Nishino's, too.
It's getting more and more.
What do you do with it?
It's a key for a bicycle.
Oh, a bicycle.
Kimura-san, you've been riding a bicycle lately.
It's a key for a bicycle.
It's called "Balshark".
Yes.
Do you know Balshark?
I don't know.
You know San Balcan's Balshark, don't you?
Don't you know San Balcan?
He's an old hero.
Do you want to see Balshark's pose?
Yes, I do.
Kimura-san, you want to see it, don't you?
When I see this, I remember.
Balshark!
It's your birthday!
Hey!
Lift it up!
Kimura-san was made to slide.
Hey!
What is it?
I don't like sliding on my birthday.
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