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April Fool's Lie Battle
Nobizaka! Nobizaka!
Nobizaka! April Fool's Lie Battle!
As last time and this time as well, the members will be divided into two teams for the April Fool's Lie Battle.
In the first episode of April Fool's Lie Battle...
The first team, Nogi, was aiming for Yuzuru Hanyu.
As for the true story of how they met at a local skate park,
Akayama's...
What do you think is a mix of vanilla and what?
Huh?
Vanilla and...
Wait a minute...
In the middle of their talk, they came up with a sudden quiz.
Matsumura's favorite anime was used for their heated lie talk.
The next team, Saka, was involved in a robbery.
As for the true story of how a robber broke into Inoue's family...
The next day, the police came and...
Ikuta's...
Accessories...
Or those expensive jewels...
Jewels?
What are you talking about?
Jewels?
What are you talking about?
Jewels that came out of jewels?
Nasu's treasure discovery made a mistake.
Yodano's...
She caught her own fish, cut it up, mixed it with rice, added special soy sauce...
What are you talking about?
There are four classmates...
A strangely realistic story of a robber that happened on a local island...
They were able to deceive their opponent's team.
The first round ended in a draw.
The next game is an insider game played in the second round.
The game master Himura will ask questions and the six players will try to guess something hidden in the game.
However, only one insider knows the answer.
The insider will ask questions without being noticed and will lead the way to the answer.
The opposing team will observe the situation closely and see who is the insider.
One minute has passed.
Last time, the first team, Nogi, deceived the Saka team with their insider activities and didn't get any points.
Tonight, we will start with the second half of the insider game.
Who is the insider of the Saka team?
Now, please look at the cards.
Please show me yours, Himura-san.
Wow, that's fast.
Now, let's start the game for three minutes!
Do you like it?
I like it now!
Are you a human or an animal?
Neither!
Are you a vehicle?
I'm not a vehicle!
Do you have one around you?
I do!
Do you have one at home?
I do!
Are you being presented with one?
I think I'm being presented with one.
Is it big or small?
It's not big!
Is it around the kitchen?
It's not!
Do you wear it?
I don't wear it!
Have you ever received one?
I have!
Do you have one at home?
There are various places.
What's that?
Do we have one like that?
Yes, we do.
Does it work?
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't work?
Wait, wait, wait.
Is it expensive or cheap?
Basically, it's not that cheap.
What color is it?
There are various colors.
When do you use it?
When you want to use it.
When you want to use it?
Why don't you ask her in detail?
What is it?
Claw?
No!
She already answered.
Is it in a pharmacy?
No, it's not in a pharmacy.
It's 1 minute and 30 seconds.
Is it in a convenience store?
Yes, it's in a convenience store.
Convenience store?
It's still okay.
Battery?
It's not a battery!
Is it a present?
I'm happy you gave me a present.
It's a battery.
Does it work with one or without two?
It works with one.
Pen?
No!
Do you use it alone?
Do you use it in a large number of people?
I use it alone, but sometimes I use it in large numbers.
Basically, I use it alone.
Tramp!
No!
She used it alone.
She used it in two minutes.
Basically, I use it alone.
Game?
No!
Basically, I use it alone.
No!
It's in a convenience store.
Is it in a convenience store?
Is it a hobby?
What is it?
She only asks about it.
I think some people like it.
Two minutes and 30 seconds.
30 seconds of insight.
I have to say it.
How much do you use it weekly?
It depends on the person.
Two minutes and 40 seconds.
Manga!
Correct!
Yes!
Now...
Suddenly manga!
Yes!
Yuri!
Yes!
Suddenly manga came out.
I'm happy!
This is cool.
I don't know at all.
Now, please discuss it together.
This is very interesting.
Who came up with it?
It's very funny.
She has a serious face.
It's like...
She has a serious face.
Who said it?
She has a serious face now.
Who said it?
Who is the insider who led everyone to the answer?
The answer of the logi team is...
One, two... Farmland or sea?
Huh? Farmland?
Farmland?
She only asked a few questions.
Where is your house?
Do you use it alone?
Do you use it with a large number of people?
Is it a hobby? Is it a hobby?
The farmland, which didn't seem to be asking much effective questions,
Is the insider who led everyone to the answer?
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
I came all the way from Brazil.
My job is to fold blankets.
Farmland, please announce whether you are the insider or not!
I am the insider!
What?
No way!
What is this?
How did you know?
I didn't know at all.
Where is your house?
She said it!
Where is your house?
She kept saying it.
She said it!
She said, "Where is your house?"
How did you know?
Also, Ami only...
She only looked at it for a long time.
That's it!
She only looked at it for a long time!
She was looking at it that long.
And, after it was over...
She had a sad face.
She had a sad face after it was over.
That's not good at all!
That's a very similar picture!
Now, let's take a look at the moment when she was passing by the farm.
Manga!
Correct!
All right! Suddenly, manga!
Yay!
Suddenly, manga came out!
I'm happy!
Suddenly, manga came out!
I'm happy!
That's not cool!
I'm embarrassed!
The team that defeated the insider with one shot won 10 points!
Who is pretending to be lying?!
Play the script!
All right!
The show is original!
Each team will play the story of the show as it is in the script.
However, there is one member who is acting in an ad-lib that only his own lines are not written.
After watching the play, if you can see through the members who don't have lines, you will gain points.
First of all, Nogi team!
The work that these five people will play is...
The work that Nogi team will play is "Momotaro Episode 2".
As you can see, the roles have already been decided.
"Momotaro", "dog", "monkey", "pheasant", "demon".
This is a synopsis, but it is a story that has not been told since the day after defeating the demon and returning to the village.
The story is still ongoing.
It is a state in which it is not yet known whether the dialogue is included or not.
Suddenly.
The moment you look at it now, you will notice it.
The moment you look at it, you should also see the reaction of the soccer team.
I'm nervous about this.
I'm nervous.
Even if the person who wrote the dialogue is a little excited, you may be doing it on purpose.
Please don't stop.
If that happens, it may be a play.
That's right.
It may be such a strategy.
Then, please look at the script all at once.
Here you go.
The dialogue was written.
The part that was turned over again.
I think you can already see that your dialogue has been decided and that it is empty.
I don't know.
You can read it.
It's from "defeating" to "returning", isn't it?
Then, let's go.
Don't hide your face too much, Sakurai.
Is it okay?
Then, let's go.
"Momotaro Episode 2".
Ready, start!
How is it, demon?
Did you give up?
I gave up.
It's a great victory.
It wasn't even as big as your mouth, was it?
It was easy.
Hey, demon.
Whose blow was the most effective?
It's because my dog-dash-panties blew up!
No, no! It's because my 100-round backflip shot landed on my brain!
What?!
It's the size of your elbow, isn't it?
Elbow?!
It's the size of your neck!
This is amazing!
She said "one"!
What are you talking about?!
It's because my monkey-dash-panties blew up!
No, no!
Everyone said "one"!
Amazing!
E-everyone's attacks were all powerful!
Well, I'm going to take back the treasure you stole from me!
Everyone, which one are you going to take back?
I'm going to take back weapons and tools!
I'm going to take back fruits and vegetables!
Monkey?!
Um, could you leave some food for us?
There's nothing for the kids to eat.
What should we do, everyone?
We don't have to pity these bad guys!
I agree with you, Key!
Well, if you win with me and rock-paper-scissors, I'll leave you some food!
Rock-paper-scissors! You like it, don't you?
Well, I'll do it again!
Rock-paper-scissors! You like it, don't you?
All right! I'll leave you some food!
Thank you for the article!
Thank you!
Well, we're going!
Hey, demon! Do you have anything you want to say?
If you do, please take our treasured demon pants!
What's that? Are you good at it?
Are you using an expensive one-piece?
But...
Our bodies all have different shapes, don't they?
What's "don't they"?
Why did you become a dog?
You like dogs, don't you?
Do you have different sizes?
I only have my own size!
I'm sorry!
Then we don't need it! We're going home!
Rock-paper-scissors!
All right! It's over!
Oh, it's funny.
All right!
Now, among these losers,
I'd like one of you to guess the person who came up with the lines himself.
Oh, I see.
But this is...
There was a time when there were about three dogs in the middle of it.
There was a time when I said "doggy", wasn't there?
Who was the ad-libber who cried out his own lines in this situation?
The answer of the Saka team is...
"Demon" Junna Ito.
You're my partner, aren't you?
Was Junna Ito, who lost in the middle of rock- paper- scissors, the ad-libber who cried out his own lines?
I... had... my own lines!
If you get it right for the second time, you'll get 15 points.
Who was suspicious after that?
One, two...
Nakana Kana.
Nakada.
I did it!
No, I didn't!
I like you!
Was Nakada, who became a dog in the middle of it, the ad-libber who cried out his own lines?
Yes, Nakada...
had his own lines!
Nakada!
Nakada is bad!
Huh? I don't get it at all!
Was it Sakurai Reika, who played a knight, who didn't have any lines?
But you said "one" all of a sudden in the beginning!
It was rock-paper-scissors, wasn't it?
Rock-paper-scissors was also...
It was weird, wasn't it?
I didn't think rock-paper-scissors would come up with an ad-lib.
Oh, I see. But, you know, since you're doing it all of a sudden, you know, demons and stuff are going to lose, you know.
A demon just made a surprised face. "Are you going to play rock-paper-scissors?"
Ow! Ow! What should I do?
It made that face, didn't it? I thought it was going to hit me.
How about you, Reika?
But Reika's choice of words came up right away, like "brain dot" and stuff like that.
It's a skill, isn't it?
That's true.
I thought it was amazing.
It sounded a little stupid, but she said it was really cool to do it to protect someone.
Oh, you read it that far.
You did it to protect someone, didn't you?
It wasn't cool, was it?
So, in fact, she didn't say anything about "brain dot" even once.
She said "dog" is "wan" and "monkey" is "fuki" but...
Oh, it was "pi"?
But the content was a little correct.
It was correct.
Wow!
What? Really?
It could be different.
This is interesting.
It's something you don't really know.
You don't know it, do you?
Yes.
In fact, the Saka team, which failed to see through it earlier, will lose.
As a research rule, if you give two points and the next team sees through your performance in one shot, you can add another two points.
Will the Saka team be able to prevent four points?
Here are the five members of the Saka team who will continue to perform.
If you are innocent, please deceive us.
This is a work called "famous detective and suspect".
The hotel president who woke up in an old hotel is now a suspect and famous detective in a murder case.
Nishino is already a famous detective.
He is also the front chef and daily businessman of a flower shop.
He is also an international student and a cleaner.
He is Ryomaki.
This is scary.
Please look at the script.
First of all, it says "yes".
Next, please turn it over.
This is also seen, so please make a face.
Now, someone has confirmed that their lines are empty.
Please guess this one.
By all means.
Now, are you ready?
After this, you will see the performance of "Gudaguda Theater" by BOMIS.
Please watch it with warm eyes.
Then,
Ready, start!
Everyone who gathered here is a suspect.
Why...
Why is my father like this...
Is this really true?
I have nothing to do with it! If I don't go home now, the manager will get mad at me!
I don't know Japanese very well.
But the president is dead. I'm sad.
Can you tell me about your job and your relationship with the president who was killed?
I'm a front desk receptionist...
Why does my father... Why does my father have to be killed?
I've been cooking for five years now.
Why... Why...
I'm a flower shop clerk who delivers flowers to this hotel.
Why...
What's wrong?
I'm a worker who came all the way from Brazil.
I fold the bed sheets. The room is clean.
The president is dead. I'm sad.
That's all I'm going to say.
Then...
Can you tell me what you did at 6.30 a.m. when you were supposed to die?
Then I'll go first.
I was in the kitchen preparing breakfast.
Oh, was I?
Well, I was taking a walk...
Oh, I mean cleaning the front door.
I was at home in the morning.
I was working until late the day before, so I didn't do anything.
Hey, how long is it going to last?
Alibi? Japanese is difficult.
I don't know it well.
By the way, who do you think is the culprit among these four?
I think it's Shigeo.
I feel like he's cheating in Japanese.
It's not me, Sakamoto.
I was fighting with the president. It's very scary.
Sakamoto, it's suspicious.
It's just a parent-child quarrel.
By the way, Matsui, you too!
You were secretly meeting your father, weren't you? What were you doing?
Shut up and let's go eat.
Um, old man dosukebe.
You're persistent, so let's go eat.
Thank you, everyone.
I know who the culprit is.
It's...
Yes, it's over.
The culprit ends like how it ends after a commercial.
Now, someone's lines in the script have gone blank.
Now, please consult with me.
What is it?
There are times when this irresistible and interesting moment comes.
Who was the ad-lib that made their lines cry in this situation?
What is the answer of the mock team?
It's not Shin-uchi!
Now, what is the answer of the mock team?
Why?
Was Shin-uchi, who seemed to be acting without any strange feelings, the ad-lib?
Now, what is the answer of the mock team?
Was it Shin-uchi who was acting a lie?
Please tell me!
My lines were...
blank!
It's not Shin-uchi!
How did you know?
You said it earlier.
When you first look at it, you have to think about what's going on before and after.
Until the last minute...
You were reading it all in.
Maybe you were thinking about it in the beginning, but in the middle of it, you were swimming like this.
You were swimming!
The convergence line was terrible.
In the middle of it, Saito Yuuri and Nohjo made a huge mistake.
There was something.
What happened?
Nohjo was reading Saito Yuuri's lines.
Oh, I see.
And I was like, "What should I do? What should I do?" It felt weird.
If that part gets exposed, you two will disappear.
I was a little impatient.
So, this time, all of the soccer teams got four points.
I had an empty can in my hand.
You knew about it, didn't you?
Yes, I knew about it.
But when Sakurai came over, I was the only one who was embarrassed.
You knew about it, didn't you?
I was like, "What should I do? What should I do?"
I didn't have it, but I was doing it like crazy.
I didn't have it with Shin-uchi, so Shin-uchi was weird from the beginning.
It's really embarrassing, isn't it?
Shin-uchi was like, "What should I do? What should I do?"
What should I do?
I was like, "What should I do?"
That's right.
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