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As last time and this time too, check out the power of Nogisaka 46's "seeing through the real thing"!
In professional works such as "storylines" and "novel writing", the members mix up the fake they want to think of and find out which one is the real thing!
The member who finds out which one is the real thing gets one point!
Also, as a fake work provider, the person who deceived the other members the most gets two points!
Here are the current points obtained after the third round!
As "sense-seeking queen", who will get Himura- san?!
Then, let's get started!
Tonight's first theme is "novel writing"!
Here, we'll be looking at Akutagawa composer Hada Keisuke's novel "I Am".
This time, four members will create a story with only this title and write it down.
Akutagawa composer's "real thing" - everyone, please look for it!
But if there's a member who reads all of Hada- san's works, does it count?
- Kozumi. - Kozumi.
I don't read all of them.
- If you read most of them, do you know the tendency of sentences? - I do know what's in them.
- If you miss this one, it's the worst. - That's true.
But if you have a book or a girl you like, you might be able to get close to her.
- But Ayame-chan reads a lot of books. - Oh, really?
- Yes, I like them. - You like them?
- I tried my best. - Do you read Hada-san's works, too?
- Yes, I have read them. - Oh!
- So you know what kind of habits they have? - That's right, you know their habits.
- Do you only read "no-jo" and "negative laws"? - No, I read everything else, actually.
I like stories like "Mina and Kanae-san" and "Dorotto- shita-kanji".
- I also read "Reiaimono". - Oh, I see.
Now, we will announce the number of novels we have written.
Let's start with A.
"Five Dimensional Mathematics".
The remaining ten minutes feel terribly long.
At the same time, my heart beats faster and faster.
There is a chime, and the return trip ends quickly.
I leave the classroom earlier than anyone else and run down a corridor with few people.
One day, I head for the classroom where that person I love is waiting for me.
- It's like "Youth Love Story", isn't it? - That's right.
- What is this? Can you write like this with only the title? - That's true.
- It's amazing! - No, it's amazing!
Now, let's move on to B.
"Looking at my own shadow makes me feel at ease".
"It's probably because of my habit of looking down at an angle".
"It seems to look positive".
"It's convenient for me".
- Wow! - It's like you!
- What is this!? - It's like you!
- This is amazing! - It's like you!
- It's like you!
- If this sentence is what you came up with, it's a bit sensible. - Yes.
- Because in this short sentence, you can already tell who this person is. - Yes, you can.
- This is amazing! - This is amazing!
- It's like you! - This is like you!
- It's like you! - It's like you!
- No, it's not like you! - No, it's not like you!
- It's like you! - It's like you!
- Let's move on to C.
Just like in the past, even though they stand on a big stage like a Budo-kan or a Zepp,
they are not surrounded by engineers in a recording studio.
Surrounded by drunkards, and as a backup band of the young president of a venture company,
Taro played the guitar and did his job.
Why did you do this all of a sudden?
What is this?
Why did you do it all of a sudden?
Budokan and Zepp and all of them were like...
They're totally talking about themselves, aren't they?
They were like, "Is it really me?"
Oh, I see.
It's my feelings, right?
Oh, I see.
But it's a project to deceive people, so...
I think about Taro a little more when I do that.
Oh, I see.
It's kind of interesting, isn't it?
It's like reasoning.
This is amazing.
Everyone is amazing.
It's up to here, but it's already two or three people...
Yeah.
Let's move on.
Shall we move on to "D"?
At 11:45 in the morning,
a late alarm goes off.
I spend my day alone in this lonely room,
alone in this lonely room.
Wow!
I don't know my own name.
I don't remember being called my name even once since I was born.
It seems like it will take some time for me to remember.
This is a story that only takes time for me to remember my own name.
Wow! I'm done!
"Watakushiwa" (I am)
The title is already in, isn't it? "Watakushiwa" (I am)
Wow!
Really?
"ike likeike" is what you want me to say next time, right?
They're aliens today.
I'm actually saying Obi's words at the annual event, and if I miss it, it's really rude, isn't it?
I like it and I feel like I definitely want to hit it.
Do you already have this?
No, I'm double-tasking right now.
Double-tasking!? That's a good hint.
What kind of skills do you have?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean?
I don't know what you're writing in the book.
I don't know either.
I think "b" is really attractive.
"b" is good.
What about you, Chiharu?
"zepp" and "budokan"...
I think it's "ami" that reminds me of "watakushiwa".
It's really like "watakushiwa", isn't it?
It's like "ami" knows the word "venture".
What about you, Shimura-san?
I can't think of anything right now.
Which one is more like "tanaka"?
Are you telling me to look for "tanaka"?
What about you, Koishi-no-o?
I think it's "a" or "gakkou" or "media".
I think it's "a" or "gakkou".
Tell me about it!
Who's the one that's not good right now?
I think it's "gakkou" or "media".
Maybe you're talking about yourself?
You're cute.
Here's the answer time!
Among the five works, we will judge the real works of the author, Akutagawa!
Here it is!
As expected, there are many "B"s!
"B"s are a lot!
If it's this member, I think it's better to write it!
It's better to do it!
Now, we will announce the author of the novel!
Where should we start?
I want to start with "B"!
Why?!
All of a sudden, the author of "B", who collected the most votes, announced it!
Open!
I like it!
Amazing!
It's amazing!
Overwhelming!
He did it!
Himura-san also did it!
No, Takayama also made a mistake!
I was so happy because I was with Takayama!
Oh, really?
No, I thought this was a very good sentence, but...
Is there something you usually read?
Oh, well...
Of course I've read Hada-san's works, but...
Oh, but...
Actually, they don't look like each other...
Oh!
If you're going to deceive everyone...
Oh!
I think it's best to write it like a literary work you're interested in!
So you were able to deceive everyone!
Oh!
Westminster!
Where you going!?
Before,irk...
Koujino-san has just said something really near A, so...
No, I wasn't in A at all!
A's just Koujino said it on its own.
So,
I also read books a lot at home, but...
Mostly they have mysteries, and at that point,
the first part of time appears, in the mystery book.
I thought I'd try to draw it like "Mystery Boy" style, so I brought the time at first.
No, if you give me the time or something like that, it's like that, isn't it?
Yes.
Next, we will announce the author of "Gakuenmono" A.
Open!
What?
Aami, you wrote something cute.
I expected you to write "C" overwhelmingly.
I wanted to write about lovers.
If it's about love, I wanted to write about students and teachers in a forbidden style.
I see.
So I expanded my image.
Is there anything left?
"C", "E", "E".
This is...
"C", "E", "E".
You already have two points.
Oh, no! Do you have two points?
Oh, this "budo" and "zepp".
I wrote "my own job".
I thought that if it's a normal person, they would write "their own job".
Why did you say that earlier?
The last one will be announced at the same time.
Which one is the real one?
One, two...
"Zan"!
Wow! You wrote it!
Wow!
Well done!
"C"!
Wow!
The person who wrote "C" will receive points.
It's amazing.
"budo" and "zepp" seem to be written by members.
"Engineer", "mcband" and "venture" use difficult words.
I think it's a word that writers use.
Oh, I see.
So, it's "my own job" and "my own me".
Oh, I see.
Oh, you knew the story.
Oh, it's hard!
Did you include "mita" in it?
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Wait a minute.
I don't know if I should say it or not, but please let me say it.
I knew about "my own job" and "my own me".
So, I thought that "A" and "E" didn't exist.
So, it seems like "B" didn't go well at the harvest.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm serious! I'm serious! Please be serious!
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The next topic is vocal mimicry.
Vocal mimicry of animal sounds and human voices.
This time, we have a professional vocal mimicry entertainer, JP, who is divided into four members.
Everyone is being taught by a professional.
I see.
It's not my first time, is it?
Mr. Himura, are you good at vocal mimicry?
If it's an animal or something like that, I'd like you to know.
Would you like to join us?
Sure, why not?
If you join us and deceive us the most, you'll get two points.
That's right. If you don't do that, I can't win.
I'll join you.
Mr. Himura, would you like to join us?
I'll join you.
Now, we will announce the vocal mimicry of six people including Mr. Himura.
Six people will only speak from behind invisible walls.
Now, the first topic is helicopters.
First of all, person A, please show us your helicopter.
Yes, it's good.
It's good.
Did you hear it?
It's really good.
Now, person B's helicopter, please show us yours.
Wow, it's really, really good.
It's really, really good.
Now, person C's helicopter.
Yes, it's person C.
Next, person D.
Oh, well, well, well, well.
She's kind of laughing, though.
What's wrong with you?
No, people who are bad are really bad.
I don't know yet.
That said, maybe she's a professional.
Now, next, person E.
Oh, that was good.
Now, last, person F.
Wow.
She's good.
She's too good.
Next, person E.
Next, person F.
F?
Yes, person F.
Now, person A, person F, please.
Yes, it's over.
Everyone, there are small cases like this.
Please don't miss them out.
Now, next, person B.
What?
She's not talking.
She's talking.
Well, well, let's move on.
Next, person C.
Yes.
Next, person D.
Isn't it too low?
It's a little low, isn't it?
Yes, is it okay?
I feel like I shouldn't be laughing.
Next, person E.
Yes.
Huh? What was that sound?
Huh? Was it a flying sound?
What was that sound?
Wow.
Now, last, person F.
Everyone, everyone, there's a possibility that you're making your own voice. Please be careful, okay?
But, but, but...
No, um, everyone, there's "professional" in there.
Now, next up is "talking poop".
This is a pretty good hint.
You talk?
Person A, please.
Oh, you're good.
She's good.
Well, she might be a professional.
Huh?
Next, person B.
Oh, it's a bullson.
Now, next up is person C.
[Sanshain]
- It's a secret code. - Oh, it's "sanshain".
[Sanshain]
Next, let's see "d".
[d]
You will try this time, you don't think you can say that, do you?
Let's have a look at scene "E".
Morning
I can speak
"I can speak", he said.
Let's see "f" for the last time.
"kutabare" means "die", "baka yaro" means "idiot"
What is the last one?
"niwatori" means "chicken"
"a" for the last time, please!
"umai" means "delicious"
"b" for the last time, please!
"s" for the last time, please!
What?
What's going on?
I beg you!
She laid an egg.
What's going on?
Next, Ms. Himura.
I beg you.
Next up is the "i" cutter, please.
Huh? Which one is which?
Now for the "f" cutter, please.
Here you go.
Thank you very much. Now, everyone...
Now it's time for the answer. Who is the real impersonator?
Go ahead!
There's a lot of "a"s and "c"s, but no "d"s?
Ahemura-san it is.
Now for the shocking results!
Who is the real impersonator?
Announce it loud and clear!
Open!
"c" is correct!
"a"s and "takayama"s?
There were quite a lot of "takayama"s.
Yay! I'm so happy!
"d" is...ahemura-san it is.
There's too many impersonations that I can't do.
What do you mean?
I mean impersonations that are quite realistic and restrained.
It's my first time watching it.
I don't know what I'm doing and I'm suddenly told "helicopter"!
Ah, I see.
This "helicopter" and "shocking skills" are...
Everyone is good at it, right?
Sensei, JB-san.
Yes, I'm JB. Nice to meet you.
You are all very good.
Did you just give a little lecture?
Yes, of course.
Can you do that much?
For example, about helicopters and such,
actually, this license...
Ah, you used it.
You used a license...
Did you use a license, too, Himura-san?
No, no, I didn't know anything and I suddenly handed out my license,
so why would I exchange licenses here?
But you used it.
I didn't use it. They didn't give me a license.
Ah, is that so?
You didn't use it, either, did you?
I didn't use it.
I was going to go with a version that doesn't exist, so I didn't use it, but...
Ah, you were good.
I did it to make a difference.
Like this, in your mouth, right?
Yes.
Ah...
Like that.
I see.
From Sensei's point of view, who was... what was good?
Just now, it's an impersonation I didn't do here,
but everyone did it and it was surprisingly quick.
Cicada... cicada impersonation.
Ah...
Then Himura-san, please do the cicada impersonation.
Why did you call someone new?!
Ah, you're good.
Eh, you taught me this?
I don't know!
Sensei!
After this, Sensei Mikiwame Queen will be decided!
The winner of the first Mikiwame Battle is...
You can say "sensei queen."
Yes.
The winner is...
Terada Ranze-chan!
Four points is quite high.
It's not a solo first place.
But it's Himura show, right?
That's right.
What do you want?
What is it?
Chass?
Oh, it's okay.
Chass is good.
All of you...
Huh?
Take me and the two bananas and let's go eat together.
Let's eat!
It's really high!
It's all of you.
You said something ridiculous.
But it's okay, right?
It's what I want.
You want it, right?
That's why you want it, right?
That's right. I want to make memories with you all.
Wow, you're cheap!
You're cheap to make memories!
We're going to pay you!
The title of Nogizaka 46's first under album, which will be released on January 10th, has been decided!
And the first photo book sold by Sayuri Matsumura is in high demand!
What is it all of a sudden?
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