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Nogizaka, let's go!
Don!
Let's start Nogizaka High School Diary.
I'm your host, Banana Man.
Nice to meet you!
Welcome to Nogizaka!
What is it?
And...
What is it?
Oh, is it that?
What is it?
Is it a heart?
Alright, let's get started.
Himura-san.
Yes?
Could you tell us what we're doing today?
Nogizaka 46!
Sensu-mikiwame Battle!
Today, the members of Nogizaka 46 will check if they have the power to see through the real thing.
Among the works made by the members, such as "Senryu" and "Shousetsu no Ichibun",
we will ask the pros and experts which works are made by the pros.
So, if you've checked, you'll get 1 point.
And if you've participated in the game, you'll get 2 points if you've deceived the most people.
Oh, you'll give me 2 points?
Yes.
I'm jealous!
I want to double it!
I'll deceive you, but you won't deceive me!
Oh, that's right!
If you say both, you'll be queen.
And for the queen, in the end...
What will happen?
Himura-shou will become queen!
It's been a while!
It's been a while since Himura-shou came in!
It's about time.
What do you want now?
What is it?
It's real now!
Because you're already a woman in the sky!
What is it?
A ruler!
It's real!
What is a ruler?
Do it yourself!
What is it?
The theme of the first round to determine Himura- shou is...
"Senryu"!
This time, the members will create "Senryu" based on "Kaden".
Among them, there is one "Kaden Senryu" target work requested by "Egion" of "Kaden Ryohan" store.
"Kaden Senryu" was made by Ito Karin, Eto, Shiraishi, Nakada, and Wakatsuki's brother.
From now on, you don't have to react, but you don't have to talk.
Because it will be a hint.
That's right.
When you come out, please don't smile or anything like that.
My face?
Yes, please put your face.
Will you put my face?
Yes, please put it.
Ah, Zero's face. Zero's face. Zero's face.
That's it! That's it! That's it!
Karin-chan, you can't do that.
Karin-chan, please put Zero's face.
Karin-chan, you're always laughing.
Karin-chan, please put Zero's face.
Yes, please put Zero's face.
Ah, that's good. That's good.
Ah, that's good.
No, Karin-chan, you're still in there for a little while.
Yes, that's good, everyone.
Well, you know...
Ah, and by the way, Himura-san doesn't know all of the answers.
That's right, I got this.
Yes.
I want to participate, too.
So, if Himura-san wins, Himura-shou will stop you.
That's no good!
Stop only.
Ah, and Nogizaka-shou...
Nogizaka-shou won't participate, on the contrary.
Yes.
That's a serious story.
Then, everyone will collect about 5,000 yen each.
No! No!
Why? Himura-san, you can give something as a present.
Why? No! No! No!
You said it so much just now.
We've been dating for about six years now.
Give me about 5,000 yen!
Everyone will give each other something.
You're the worst! Really!
Then, I will announce the winning stream!
Then, let's start with A.
Go ahead.
Stereo.
It's good to win, but I like silence.
Wow, it's good!
What is this "good" feeling?
Is it good?
It's good! It's good!
Ah, that's right.
Then, let's continue with B.
One room.
60 inches is like a movie theater.
It's like that!
It's good!
Let's go with "C".
"A.I." and "Zumairasu" that caught my eye.
That's a lot!
I feel like the members don't think about their wives.
Let's continue with "D".
"Blu-ray" and "still video" that we call "still video".
This is really like it!
Let's continue with "E".
"Oshitadake" and "Dinner in two minutes" that we call "It's magic".
"It's magic" and "cooking appliances" that we call "f".
"Fan Fan" and "Ahn" that we call "No feathers" that we can't make "Ahn".
This is really good!
Everyone has their own atmosphere!
I don't know anymore!
Among these six "fan", there is only one target work.
Do you know which one it is?
But, I thought of putting "stereo" here.
"stereo"?
What do you call it?
"Speaker"? "Stereo"?
"Stereo" is not something you have at home, is it?
That's true!
Do you have one that your dad has?
Do you have "Samurai" at home?
But you didn't buy it yourself, did you?
I wanted it myself.
So you bought "Stereo".
Do you have an older one?
Do you have one with a pump?
What is "stereo" anyway?
Now, it's time for answers!
Please answer these six target works in your own way!
Here we go!
The Mu Lai
Now...
There are many "c"s?
"c"?
"c"s that you can't help but notice in love?
Suzuki, you have "c"s too?
Yes. Well...
Well, if an old man wrote it like this, I thought it would be self-destructive and interesting.
Ah...
You talk about it in the microwave, don't you?
You do!
And...
Kimura, you have "f"s too?
This is "f"!
A fan!
Ah...
Why?
Well...
Since it's "f"s...
I think it's important to have "f"s that have been like this for a long time.
Ah...
A fan without "f"s is...
Now, let's announce the authors of "f"s!
Which one do you want to see?
So...
"a" or "b" doesn't matter, right?
It's "a"!
Um...
No, it's not like that!
No, answer me!
They're good works, but...
No, they're all good works, but...
Um...
The ones that have nothing to do with winning or losing...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Let's start with "a".
The author of "b" is...
Whose work is it?
Ah!
Is it Karin-chan's?
I'm embarrassed!
I didn't think it was Karin-chan's.
I'm embarrassed! It doesn't matter who it is!
It doesn't matter who it is!
But...
I don't know if you call it "stereo" or not...
I got caught once.
That's right.
At the time, I thought, "Ah, it's coming!"
But when I opened it up, there was only one person.
Who is "one person"?
Oh...
Look at it! Look at it!
Next up is "b"'s work where you can see their daily routines.
The author of "b" is...
Whose work is it?
Eh?!
Is it Karin-chan's?
She said it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter at all!
So far, she hasn't said it as a rival.
That's right.
When I was living in a one-room apartment when I first moved in,
it wasn't up to 60 square meters, but it was big,
so I thought it was like a movie theater at that time.
I drew a real experience.
I see.
Well, it's around here.
Where do you choose? If you open "c",
Well, let's leave it to you.
Oh, really?
Seriously.
You know the answer, don't you?
I have it in my hand, so I can tell it by looking at it.
Then...
What should we do?
If you know the answer and you draw it, we'll leave it for you, won't we?
That's right.
Right?
It's weird, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm getting nervous.
Then...
Should we go with "c"?
What?!
You're going with "c"?!
Let's go with "c"!
What?!
Let's go with "c" and "d".
It's weird.
I can't wait. I can't wait until you draw it.
Draw it in order!
I can't wait!
Then...
"c" has the highest number of guesses.
The author is...
Who is it?
It's me!
Oh!
I see!
She's smart, after all.
I see.
You chose "c" because you wanted to trick her, didn't you?
That's right.
I wanted to trick her even though it seemed like a target.
And...
Not many people noticed it, but...
I added a commercial of a home appliance of Hikari Mizushima...
Oh!
You did a lot of things!
Actually, I did, but no one noticed it.
I was a little lonely.
Oh...
But you tricked her with the highest number of guesses, so you get two points.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Then, should we go with "f"?
What?!
Where did you come from?!
Kimura also predicted the "f" precedent. Who is the author of the "f" precedent?!
Who is it?!
Oh, it's you, Shiraishi!
Oh, I'm done for!
Shiraishi...
It's been around for a long time, but it's the latest model and not available anymore.
Since it's not available anymore...
I think this is a target work.
It's not available anymore!
It's like an infidel's "can't-do-anything-without- a-wing"!
It's not available! It's not available! It's not available!
These are the remaining two precedents.
At the end, we will announce the authors of the two at the same time!
Is it okay? Should I hold it down?
Mr. Kimura, one more...
Ouch!
Who is the author of the "f" precedent?!
One, two...
Ta-da!
"d"!
"d"'s blue-ray, "my house's call-out", and "video" are also target works!
"d"?!
That's right!
"d"?!
That's right!
So, for those of you who guessed "d", you'll get one point each!
You guessed it well!
That's right, "e" is "wakatsuki".
Yes.
Right?
"Oshita dage niunzeki na mahou da ne".
This also makes you imagine a family.
That's right.
The sense of target is amazing.
The sense of target is...
The sense of target is strong.
I know, I know.
"mahou da ne" means...
A little girl is watching her mom by the soba.
I see.
Eh, you already made it?!
She showed her family.
So, "my house's call-out", which called out "blu- ray", was the target work of "kaden senryu".
But I know how you feel.
I know, right?
I know you'll say "take a video!"
You don't say "blu-ray", do you?!
I don't want to say "ero-dvd".
You don't say "ero-dvd", do you?!
I don't want to say "ero-dvd", do you?!
You know already, don't you?!
I know, I know!
I'm serious!
Don't make it obvious!
Don't make it obvious, do you?!
"I'm serious!
Don't make it obvious, do you?!"
I don't think it's necessary.
It's necessary, is it?!
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The next battle is "Making fun of a topic - Big Slice"
The topic is...
Tell me the name of this colored card.
The one who challenged "Big Slice" is...
And the one who participated in "Big Slice" as a professional is...
"ungirls"'s Tanaka.
Tanaka!
This is interesting.
You all have seen Tanaka's answer.
Of course, it is the most interesting answer that comedians have come up with.
I thought it would be easy, but it is not necessarily the case.
Now, I will announce the work.
First of all, let's look at A's answer.
Please tell me the name of this card.
Oh, I'm still barefaced, so don't look at me.
That's cute.
That's good.
But I think Tanaka will say it, too.
Oh, no, don't look at me.
If you say it like that, it will be all about Tanaka.
It will be all about Tanaka.
Now, let's look at B's answer.
Please tell me the name of this card.
Is Appa Hotel here?
It sounds like Appa Hotel.
Appa Hotel has come out this year.
It's mixed up.
Now, let's look at C's answer.
Please tell me the name of this card.
I dare not hide it. I'll show you.
This is also Bullzon, isn't it?
It's Bullzon.
Bullzon is in the same agency as Tanaka.
He is a hot pot professional.
They are juniors.
It's not like that.
It's just that Tanaka dares not hide it.
I'll show you.
That's a bad way of saying it.
Now, let's look at D's answer.
Please tell me the name of this card.
Oh, I'm working on it now, so I'll call you later.
I see.
It sounds like you're working hard on it.
Now, for the last one.
Please tell me the name of this card.
Hide your head, but don't hide your butt.
That's the correct answer.
It's a card.
That's probably why it's a card.
I don't know if the members are doing it as it is,
but Tanaka dared to turn around and take it out.
He turned around and took it out.
This...this...
This is funny.
Is there such a way of doing it?
Hide your head, but don't hide your butt.
One of them is Tanaka, and the other four are...
I don't know which one it is.
Surprisingly, there are a few cards that I think are Tanaka.
There are. There are.
Which one is a little suspicious, like "kawago" or something like that?
The first place is...
"kotoko".
You haven't played it yet, have you?
Yes, I haven't played it yet.
With a straight ball?
I thought you'd play it with a straight ball.
Himura is a professional.
From a professional's point of view...
I think it's this one.
The first one...
I think it's this one.
Hide your head, but don't hide your butt.
This "b" "nyoro" "nyoro" is...
That's true.
It's not a sharp answer because it's "vanguards".
That's true.
It's "vanguards" because it's "nyoro" "nyoro" "nyoro".
Then, let's see all the cards.
What will you do, Himura-san?
I think I'll go with "d".
Himura-san, "d".
"d", yes.
"heartwatch".
Huh? Are there a lot of "d"s?
There are a lot of "d"s.
There are a lot of "a"s, too.
There are a lot of "a"s, aren't there?
First of all, let's look at "c"'s answer, which is a mix of "bullson" and "chiemi".
Who is this author?
If Mr. Tanaka said "I'll publish it," I wouldn't have written it, but at the time of the questionnaire, I was told to cut it out for the time being.
But this is quite a response, isn't it?
Next up is "the direct work without twisting," and this author is...
I'm counting on you, even if you say so.
Who is it?
I got it!
I knew it!
I see. What did you intend to write about?
Well, I thought about it and thought about it, and as a result, I went back to the origin.
So you went back in time.
You thought about it and wrote it on purpose.
I thought you wrote it as soon as you saw it.
Now, which one do you want to go for?
What about you, Mr. Himura?
I'm going with "d."
Then let's go with "d."
Next up is "d," which Mr. Himura predicted.
Is this really a joke?
I got it!
Huh?
What's your answer?
It's not "d."
It's "d."
It's "d" for sure.
I'm going with "d."
I was working at a company and I thought I'd hear this a lot, so I wrote it.
Why do you sound like a pig?
Which one is Mr. Tanaka's answer?
At the same time, the author will announce the winner.
So, "a" or "b," shall we reveal it at the same time?
Go ahead.
Didn't I just say it?
Hey, you!
You!
No, it's fine.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This conversation is going in and out while I'm doing it.
Okay, let's go with "one, two", "one, two"!
Oh, I thought it was definitely "B"!
"B"! "B" is correct! The winner of "B" gets 2 points!
"B"?!
"A"!
Yay!
You tricked me!
I tricked you!
You got 2 points!
Yay! I'm happy!
I'm so happy!
The studio is in chaos!
Anna Shitara is going crazy!
Stop it!
In the next round of the third round, Ogiri Miyaburi will be passing by!
The members will be given the task of saying one word with this photo of a polar bear.
These four members will be challenging!
Once again, they will be asked to find out the answer of "Angirls Tanaka".
Okay, let's get started.
First of all, let's hear from "A".
"One word with this photo".
"Sit down".
Wow, you're good!
You're cute!
You're sitting down while saying "aren't we the same creature?"
Okay, let's hear from "B".
"One word with this photo".
Come on, lick your feet already!
Wow, you're good!
You're good!
It's a pretty "s" answer, isn't it?
If it's a member, it means they have this kind of thinking.
That's right!
Okay, let's hear from "C".
"One word with this photo".
Wow, you can see my nose hair!
Is it "Tanaka"?
It looks like "Tanaka", doesn't it?
My nose hair is being pulled away.
Wow, my nose hair is being pulled away!
Stop it! Stop it! My nose hair is being pulled away!
Stop it! My sensitivity is going up!
Stop it!
Okay, let's hear from "D".
"One word with this photo".
Please! I really want to be dyed black!
"One word with this photo".
Hey you! Take me to a place where I can do more instagramming!
Sounds like it.
It really does!
Sounds like "now".
Kawago?
"B" sounds like "lance".
It's like "s".
It sounds like "s".
I think Tanaka would say something like this.
Do you want to go out with me?
Tanaka from above.
"Sitting" sounds like Reika.
But I don't think Tanaka would write "small".
That's where I'm at.
What do you think of "small"?
I think it's a girl.
"Small" is...
That's right.
What about you, Himura-san?
I don't want to say it.
Why not?
Are you confident?
I'm very confident!
Really?
To be frank, this is it!
Please decide.
Let's see your answers!
Yes! I'm the only one!
I got it!
I don't know yet!
Himura-san, you're the only one.
This is Tanaka!
Oh, really?
Tanaka would say something like this.
This is wrong.
No, no, no!
Whoever said "small" would be in trouble!
"Small" is a funny word!
"D" is not "tanaka" so it's this!
"Tanaka" is the "u" of "koi".
There's a famous short story about "fangirls" about dogs.
Sit down!
Come on!
First of all, this answer is full of "s".
Who wrote it?
Open!
What?!
Is it "cherry blossoms"?
I have the answer but I'm surprised!
What?!
Is it "cherry blossoms"?
There's a surprising side of it.
Next,
the answer of "c" which was "boku" until "koi" appeared.
Who wrote it?
Open!
Oh, I see!
It's a little...
Oh, it's a little...
But you're good at looking at it from below.
I couldn't remember it at all.
I was like "I'll try to look at it from below".
Wow, I can see your nose.
"b" "b" "b"
Is there a surprise behind this?
So...
Can we open "d" and "e" at the same time?
Okay.
We know "tanaka" and we know you're looking forward to "himura".
I'm sorry!
"d" "e"
Both of them are good.
Can "d" and "e" be opened at the same time?
Open!
Oh my god!
Let's open "A".
"A" is...
"Darakane"!
Amazing!
This is amazing!
Wow! Amazing!
Wow! She did it!
She did it!
She said "Ozare!"
Wow! Amazing!
This is a work of art!
That's "ricoma".
Yes.
That's interesting.
I don't know if I'm black or white now.
You dyed your hair.
Yes, I dyed my hair.
But it's interesting that you dyed your hair black and white.
It's interesting.
It's like "Tanaka".
"Terra Zanida" gets 2 points.
But it's amazing that you got it right, Himura- san!
Only one person got it right!
Yes! "Tanaka" did it!
No, no! "Tanaka"!
This program was sponsored by "GORAMMO".
Which one is like "Tanaka"?
It's like "Tanaka"!
Is "Tanaka" cut off?
The sound flew away when you did it.
"Tanaka" gets 2 points!
Yes!
The winner is...
Who will be the winner of "Sensei Mikiwame Jouou ni Kagayaki, Himura-shou"?!