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Don!
Nogizaka Koji, host of "Banana Man", thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
And this is Nogizaka-chan.
One, two...
Hiyoko!
There you are.
Please tell us what you are going to do today.
Here we go.
Nogizaka 46.
Love Mogi Test!
The members will be asked questions about love in various situations and the Mogi Test will be conducted.
The answer will be evaluated by Dr. Sato, who is also the chairman of the Asexual Communication Association, with a score of 10 points out of 10.
Based on the answer and scores, we will analyze the members' hidden love power thoroughly.
Well, this score is also that, but in the end, Mr. Himura will announce the person who came to me the most.
Oh, that's right!
The first question is...
I want to ask a curious man in the same company if he has a girlfriend now. How do you ask him?
There's a good way to use the communication skills of the Asexual Communication Association.
That's right.
It's a company, not a company.
Well, in such a situation, everyone...
Well, it's not just for the Mogi Test, but it's really like this, isn't it?
Well, in general.
When Mr. Himura hits something with his food...
What?
No, when you're in elementary school, you know, like throwing an eraser or something like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Love Mogi Test.
Let's start with Takayama's technique.
Mr. Marumaru, you're definitely popular, aren't you?
How many girls do you have?
Yes.
What do you mean by "how many girls do you have"?
I don't mean it in a new way.
I mean it in a broken way.
You're definitely popular, aren't you?
How many girls do you have?
If you ask like that,
you won't feel awkward even if you have a girlfriend.
The situation I'm thinking of is...
If you know someone in the same company, you'll know if you have a girlfriend or not.
But it doesn't matter that much.
That's what you mean, right?
That's right.
But, for example, at a meal party or a drinking party,
I thought it would be good to ask like this when you feel like you can ask now.
I see.
But if you're a bad guy, you'll say you don't have a girlfriend, right?
Even if you have a girlfriend, you don't have a girlfriend, right?
I don't have a girlfriend.
This time, the teacher will rate it.
What is Takayama's love power point?
Out of 10 points,
8 points.
It's very high.
It's good to talk about it assuming you have a girlfriend.
I see.
Furthermore, it's a word that you can be popular with.
She'll talk to you with a happy mood.
However, "How many girls do you have?" may give you a light impression.
I see.
Next is the answer of Yamashita Mizuki, a third- generation student.
What kind of person is your girlfriend?
I see.
She'll ask you casually assuming you have a girlfriend.
If you ask her "Do you have a girlfriend?" directly,
she'll think you're asking casually.
So you can ask her casually like "What kind of person is your girlfriend?"
or "She's so nice. I hope you're happy, too."
You can say it casually like "I hope you're happy, too."
I see.
I'm jealous of you.
If you ask her "Do you have a girlfriend?" directly,
she'll think you don't have one.
If you ask her "Do you have a girlfriend?" directly,
she'll think you don't have one.
Do you want me to hold it for you?
When you asked her "Do you have a girlfriend?" directly,
it sounded like you were lying.
She'll say "What do you mean?"
Are you trying to communicate with her?
Let's see.
Yamashita.
Out of 10 points...
She asked you 10 points.
What did Yamashita get for reacting while flying?
Ten points!
That's amazing!
Ten points came out!
This is the best!
If you don't want your feelings to be exposed,
if you have a girlfriend, you have to answer like that.
If you don't have one, you have to say that you don't have one.
It's a good question!
I see!
This is what you want to ask!
Since you talk assuming you have a girlfriend,
your partner's self-esteem is also
ticklish and perfect!
Wow!
This is already perfect!
Amazing!
Don't you want your feelings to be exposed?
Oh, I see!
You might have to work in the same company,
you might have to work in the same company,
so it's important
not to expose your feelings.
Next is Matsumura's answer.
You talk to her once a day.
You can talk about anything you want.
If your partner's self-esteem is low,
you can ask her directly, "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Oh, you've heard of it.
I talk to her every day.
It's not a job, is it?
I ask her, "Did you read this manga?"
It's like you said earlier.
I want her to notice my appeal, so I contact her every day.
I think about it for a long time.
I ask her, "Do you have a girlfriend?" about the 10th day of dating.
But it's short.
Is it about a month?
I don't know.
It's a little different from YAMASHITA.
I want to convey my feelings.
It's a little confession.
It's not confirmation.
It's been a month or two.
I've been working hard on that strategy.
"Do you have a girlfriend?" "Yes, I do."
It's amazing.
I've been doing it for a long time.
It's amazing.
I don't know why I've been doing it for a long time.
It's like a fool.
Did you read this manga?
What is this about manga?
It's like that.
The expert's rating is...
6,000.
It's better than average.
It's a little complicated.
But I admit that you're trying to get closer.
It's good to talk about off-topic.
But in the end, you may be exposed to your feelings.
You can't be exposed to your feelings.
When you're communicating, you can't be exposed to your feelings.
It's still confirmation at this stage.
She's an adult.
Next is Nishino's answer.
I can't ask him in person, so I'll ask someone who looks like they get along well with him.
Well, this is...
You don't have any contact with him, do you?
I think I'll try my best to talk to him,
but I don't think I can tell him about my girlfriend or something like that.
How do you ask him?
To a man you're interested in.
To someone who has the same beauty standard as me.
For example, if I'm close with you and you're interested in me,
and I'm asked out, what do you say?
Um, Himura-san, do you have a girlfriend?
Do you like me?
No, I don't!
Hey, Himura!
What would you do with an idiot like him?
What? What?
It's like... it's like he likes you!
Who? Who? Who?
Nishino-san!
What?
Is that what you were looking at?
But, you know...
No, adults don't say things like that.
We're over 40 years old and we're like this.
It's crazy!
The expert's rating for "asking out" is...
3 points.
It's low.
It's really low.
I think it's pretty reasonable.
The expert thinks asking out is a waste of time.
You'll be overtaken by your rival.
And there's no guarantee that the information is correct.
Asking out yourself is the best.
Asking out yourself without being noticed is a love technique.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Next up...
You exchanged numbers, but he didn't call you back.
If you asked him out on a date, what kind of message would you send him?
The second question is from the other person.
When it's sunny next time, let's go eat. I want to eat yakiniku. Beef tongue is fine too.
I ate ramen the other day, so how about omelet rice?
Wait a minute. Why does it have to be sunny first?
Rain makes your bangs wet and stuff.
I see, it's about your condition.
I want to look cute.
I see, I see.
I wonder why people who see this think it's bad.
Also, I simply want to eat grilled meat.
Yes, I want to eat grilled meat.
My feelings and...
Even beef tongue is fine.
Beef tongue is not included in grilled meat.
That's right.
Oh, and...
That's right, that's right.
It's a mystery for me from now on, but...
I ate ramen the other day, so I'll have omelet rice.
Do I need to report this?
No, you don't.
It's my first time inviting you on a date, so if we ate ramen together, there's no way it's bad.
It's like, "Oh, you like to eat."
Anyway, I want to appeal that I like to eat.
Uncontrollable satiety message.
Experts' rating is...
4 points.
Huh? Why is it bad?
Isn't it good?
There are too many food requests.
Oh, is that so?
It gives you a chance to say "no," so...
Please try to invite me in a simple and easy-going way.
It may give you an impression that you are more interested in food than you are in yourself.
I see.
That's why people think it's okay for anyone.
Oh, I see.
If you go out to eat...
People think you're eating.
I feel like I'm getting older.
Oh...
The other day, I wasn't close and the person above me made me look cute.
Grandpa.
I feel like I'm an old man.
You eat a lot.
If you were an old man, you'd laugh.
Next is Ikoma's answer.
It's been a while. I'm Ikoma.
The other day, I remembered that I was interested in the movie "Asahina Go".
I also want to go there.
Now that we're together, we're 50% familiar with each other.
Why don't we go there and try things out?
Cute!
I have a feeling I'm going to lose.
This is so revealing!
Cute! Cute!
The other party doesn't have a mask, right?
If you don't use something this cheap, you don't feel like leaving the house.
That's not true!
If you happen to be there, you're like 50% off.
If you're 10% off, you're definitely not coming.
It's not about that percentage.
It's about whether or not you're coming with me.
No, that kind of person won't come!
Then I'm going to ask you if you're really 50% off.
If you say you're 50% off, you're definitely going home!
I don't think men are like that.
What's wrong with 50% off?
I'm not really interested in it.
What do you think men are like?
A modest piece of invitation e-mail.
What are its benefits?
Three points.
It's very low.
Look at that.
This is a point.
The teacher said that it is 50% off for two people.
There is a possibility that this part will be transmitted so that it can be said to anyone else.
It's that way.
There are men who use it to invite men, but on the contrary, there are men who think too deeply and think too much, so it may be better to invite them in a simpler way.
I think it's 50% off, but on the contrary, you don't need it.
I don't know love at all.
You definitely don't need 50%.
Next is Yamashita, who got full points.
Thank you for your hard work. Thank you for the meeting.
Thanks to Mr. Marumaru, we were able to finish safely.
By the way, there is a delicious meat shop near the office, so would you like to go with me next time?
Thank you for your hard work.
She looks like an adult.
She looks like a person who goes to that kind of school.
That love school.
That's right. She's holding it down.
I think this is enough.
She's really holding it down.
There's a word "two of us", so it's a little unsettling.
There was that job thing.
Yes, that's the premise.
I think we'll be like, "Oh, yeah, let's go."
There are a lot of excuses.
Would you like to go because there is a delicious shop?
Would you like to eat it after work?
Yamashita is a little scary.
There's a little bit of that.
Why did you think it was so mature?
Because it's work.
"Otsukaresama-kai" is not a date word.
So it's easy to say "yes".
Why did you come up with "otsukaresama-kai"?
At first we decided to celebrate.
Have you done it before?
No, I'm underage.
But we changed "utsukaresama-kai" to "utsukaresama-kai".
I see.
Yamashita's rating is...
9 out of 10.
It's high.
9 out of 10.
He doesn't like his job.
He likes to eat meat.
Mukai said the same thing.
Mukai said "omelet rice" at the end.
"Otsukaresama-kai" is easy for men to say.
So it's easy for men to say "good".
I like meat.
So I ask men about their favorite food first.
For example, sushi.
So you change "otsukaresama-kai" to "utsukaresama- kai".
Yes, I do.
That's crazy.
Yamashita's rating is high.
She's studying.
Yamashita's rating is high.
He's studying love mailing techniques.
Yamashita's rating is high.
I said I like baked sweet potatoes before.
I saw a delicious baked sweet potato shop today.
I want to go there.
What is this baked sweet potato?
Baked sweet potato comes from a straight angle.
Besides, it contains dialect and so on.
That's right.
But when it comes to rice or movies, I'm a little nervous and embarrassed.
I think I can do it if it's a baked sweet potato.
You can do it if it's a baked sweet potato.
But is there a baked sweet potato shop?
Yes, there is.
Is it a car shop?
Isn't it moving more and more?
Is there a fixed baked sweet potato shop?
It's like a baked sweet potato shop.
There is.
There is a stamped baked sweet potato.
There is also a stamped heart.
Men are conscious of such things.
If it's a blinking heart, I think it's better.
The girl said that it depends on the type of heart.
I heard that a red heart is just a pattern.
But it's meaningful if it's pink.
If it's pink, I think it's better.
If it's stamped, I think it's even better.
If there are three red hearts, one pink heart is enough.
Did you hear that?
I heard it.
Yoda's baked sweet potato message.
How would you rate it?
7 points.
It's high.
It's high, isn't it?
It's high.
His easygoingness is a good impression.
It's easy for him to get on it if it's just a baked sweet potato.
He's good at inviting people to say "no" to him.
Oh.
If you ask him "is it open next Wednesday?" after this, it will be easier for him to get a concrete answer.
Oh, I see.
He doesn't make his opponent think anything.
Oh.
He can move smoothly.
Oh, I see.
It's interesting.
I can't understand it.
Right?
Next, Yoda's baked sweet potato message.
Mr. Marumaru, I went to Finland the other day and bought a souvenir, so if you have time, I'd like to give it to you, but when is it open?
By the way, I'd like to go with you to the pork hot pot you mentioned.
It doesn't smell at all.
I think you'll be very happy if you get it.
But...
I love it.
It's already exposed, isn't it?
This is super exposed, isn't it?
Exposed?
Really?
It's already exposed, isn't it?
But this time, it's a reward for those whose feelings are not so exposed.
Oh, that's right.
It may be low.
It's too exposed, isn't it?
I'd be happy if you gave it to me.
You like it very much, don't you?
I'd like you to give me an eye mark, too.
Yes, something like a smiley face.
Well, men don't get caught that much, do they?
Well, yeah.
Yeah, well, you're laughing.
I don't think you're laughing, though.
My souvenir strategy.
The teacher's rating is...
Three points.
I thought it was kind of high.
You're strict with first-generation students.
Momo-chan, you poor thing.
No, I'm not strict with first-generation students.
You don't say that.
I don't know.
I thought it was kind of high, though.
This is...
Well, as a premise...
Well...
I've exchanged contacts, but I haven't received a single email yet.
That's right.
There's a premise of that relationship.
Even though it wasn't a gift-giving strategy until now...
What do you think of it suddenly?
Distance!
The way you keep your distance is too intense.
You might be rejected by your partner.
Yeah, that might be the case.
No, I mean...
The way you communicate is...
You gradually invade without being noticed.
That's right.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
If you suddenly say you bought a souvenir for someone you don't know...
Huh? Why all of a sudden?
If you suddenly say you bought a souvenir for someone you don't know...
You might be rejected by your partner.
Shabu-shabu!
Shabu-shabu, please!
Just kidding!
No, no, no.
That's why.
No, it doesn't change.
Huh?
It's early in the morning and it's too hot.
What's the truth?
Question number three.
This weekend, I have my first date with someone I'm interested in.
When I'm on the phone with him and he asks me what I want to do...
What will you answer?
The first person to answer this question is Shin- uchi.
Shin-uchi will recreate Himura's answer as an impersonal man.
Hello?
What do you want to do for your next date?
I've been thinking a lot about it.
I thought it would be nice to go for a walk in the moonlight.
A walk in the moonlight? That's nice.
Himura is a foodie and he has a lot of food.
It looks delicious.
Thank you.
It's my grandmother's birthday in December.
I hope we can watch a birthday present together.
Is it okay?
In the moonlight?
My grandmother is a cook.
I hope we can change the topping.
Topping?
Okay.
Thank you.
I want to eat it in the moonlight.
I want to change my grandmother's birthday present with me.
It seems fun to eat in the moonlight.
We start eating in the morning.
Is it 4 o'clock in the morning?
Is it lunchtime?
Do you eat in the morning?
We start eating at 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning.
It's a big deal.
Do you eat in the moonlight?
We start eating in the moonlight.
It's a big deal.
It may be fun to eat in the morning.
This is the point of giving a present to your grandmother.
I think it's better to give a present to my grandmother than a present to a friend.
Is it better to give a present to your grandmother than a present to a friend?
SHIN-UCHI, who proposed a moonlit date, received...
5 points.
It's good to say where you want to go and what you want to do.
I see.
It's good.
However, it may be too soon for you to have a family like your grandmother.
It may be delayed depending on the person.
That's why I got this score.
It's your first date, isn't it?
Some people postpone having a family on their first date.
I think you should be careful about that.
Is it better to give a present to my grandmother than a present to a friend?
I don't think I'll ever use it again.
Who will get the love master?
Leave it to me!