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[Nogizawa School Online Class]
Nogizawa High School Online Class!
- Don! - Yes!
Nogizawa High School Online Class has begun.
I'm your host, Banana Man.
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
- And this is Nogizawa-chan! - Yay!
Yay!
- Yes, yes, yes... - Yes, yes, yes...
- Oh! - Oh!
- Hey! - Hey!
One, two... Good evening!
- Now, now, let's get started. Himura-san! - Yes!
Please announce what we'll be doing today!
Nogizaka Future Prediction
"Future of Nogizaka High School Online Class 2017"!
Wow!
"Future of Nogizaka High School Online Class" will be held again this year at the AKB Group.
All members will be asked to do a survey without a name.
The results will be announced in the ranking and the members will be asked to say what they think about it.
- The first theme... - Yes?
Future of Nogizaka High School Online Class
Wow! So that's what it is!
"Future of Nogizaka High School Online Class" third place goes to...
The final number of votes...
Five votes!
Um, please don't get mad.
- No, no, of course I'm asking you as a member. - I thought you were a senpai!
- No, no, it'd be weird if there were tens of thousands of people like you! - It's fine!
"Future of Nogizaka High School Online Class" Nogizaka46...
Asuka Saito!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Thank you!
- The reason... - Yes?
- I don't have the image of being with people forever. - Oh!
- I don't have the image of getting married. - Oh!
- I don't like getting on people's shoulders. - Oh!
- I don't know if it's because you look strong. - That's one of the reasons. What do you think?
- Well... - Yes?
- Why are you laughing? - What kind of feeling is this?
- Well... - But you're thinking of getting married, right?
- If there is merit in having enemies... - What are you laughing about?
- I don't like getting on people's shoulders. - Oh!
- I don't have the image of being in love and getting married. - Oh!
- I can understand getting married for some profit. - Oh!
- You can understand it? - Yes, I can.
- Oh, you can? - Profit. - Profit in doing something.
- If you have a lot of money and you can live a stable life, you can get married. - I think it's very good.
- I don't like living with people. I don't like being with people forever. - Oh!
- You're absolutely right. - Wow!
- That's a pretty strong opinion. - That's right.
- That's a very strong opinion. - That's right.
The second member who is thought to be single forever is...
The final number of winners is...
Nogizaka 46!
Iroi Sayuri!
[Iroi Sayuri]
I heard a "ah" from you.
- Everyone must have agreed. - I wonder if they did.
The reason is...
You declare daily that you won't get married.
Oh!
Some people have heard of it.
You have the life force to live alone in life.
- Do you say that usually? - I do.
- You don't want to get married? - I don't want to get married.
- Why? - Because I have things I want to do.
- You have things you want to do. - Yes.
I want to do all of them.
I don't want to be influenced by anyone.
But!
Even if you get married, you can do what you want to do.
That's what your husband might say.
So!
Even if you are busy and not at home...
Like a tuna fisherman...
[Tuna fisherman]
- Once you go out... - You go home for a year.
You don't go home at all.
Even if you don't get married...
Even if you are with someone you like...
Even if you don't go out...
That's what you think about, right?
If there are people who love you...
- There are a lot of people! - A lot!
- There are not many! - No!
- There are! - There are!
- I don't know what you mean by "there are"!
There are a lot of people!
In the future, a one-man party election.
The best person will get...
The final 12 votes!
Nogizaka 46 belongs to...
Terada Ranze!
Congratulations!
Terada-san, please take a seat.
Congratulations!
In first place, Terada-san is dressed up like a real woman.
So, you're in first place.
Let me explain why you were chosen.
Yes, please.
It's impossible for you because you have high ideals for men.
You can't live with other people.
You don't seem to trust people much.
You're too strong-willed and no one can beat you.
And you can't get married unless you're someone who says "no" back.
Wow!
Do you have many opinions like that?
I think it's weird, so...
If you can pick up people like me, then pick me up.
It's like an opinion from God.
If you can pick up people like me...
Then pick me up.
We get along well and go out for meals together.
But I never do that.
You're not that tough of a person.
No, I'm not.
I'm too strong-willed.
When it comes to work and other things...
I don't think I'm like that.
It's amazing.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
If you say one thing, ten things come back to you.
But if you don't regret it...
Your opinion...
Sagara's dissatisfaction is exploding now.
This survey is amazing.
These three people really don't want to get married.
It's not a negative thought.
The third place is...
She's asking for the first place's opinion.
That's right.
She wants to get married, but she's out of rank.
She's announcing her opinion.
Newlyweds.
Newlyweds...
I don't think it's strange even if you're married.
Actually, I'm married and have children.
I don't think it's strange even if you're married.
Don't get married.
Get along with the older men.
But I know that, too!
You know it!
You were looking at that position, weren't you?
What do you think about marriage desires?
I don't think you can live with other people.
If you get married, you can live separately.
But even if you say that...
You'll get depressed, won't you?
Before that...
The first thing is...
If you like someone...
If you say, "Let's sleep together."
Wouldn't you like to sleep together?
That's right!
What are you imagining?
You're a pervert!
You're the most pervert now!
You were a pervert just now!
Be careful!
You're in first place in the pervert general election now!
Really!
I told you I didn't want to get married!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Hello, everyone. I'm MISA.
What's that?
I'll decide it for you.
The next topic is...
You look like you're in trouble with money in the future.
What kind of image is that?
You look like you're in trouble with money in the future.
Let's start with the third place.
The final winning number is...
Five votes.
Nogedaka46.
You look like you're in trouble with money in the future.
Why?
What's that?
Why?
When I said the topic,
Wada and Hoshino were whispering.
Wada pointed at you.
That's amazing.
I thought you liked it.
Why?
You always have a new bag.
You spend only what you have.
When we ate breakfast in Guam,
a farmer said, "I don't have money. Lend it to me."
It's not for me.
- It's not for me. - I thought it was amazing.
It's not for me.
I thought it was amazing.
It's not for me.
Lend it to me.
- It's not for me. - Is that so?
While we were talking about that,
I heard that the staff said, "The farmer used up all the money and lost everything he brought."
As long as it's in my wallet, I'll use it.
The typical thing is spending.
That's right.
I have a lot of things,
so I often say, "Did you buy it again? Did you buy it again?"
Did you buy it again? Did you buy it again?
- Would you say it like that? - Yes, I would.
Like Mr. Kaya. "Did you buy it again?"
Did you buy it again?
You shouldn't say "did you buy it again?"
This ranking shows the current spending habits.
In second place,
with a total of six votes,
Nogizaka 46,
Higuchi Hina!
- Really? - Really?
That's a surprising number of votes.
Higuchi.
Well, the reason is...
I'm going to be a bad guy and I'm going to run out of money.
"Only I know what's good about this person," she says and looks like she's going to work for a bad guy.
Oh, that's the reason!
I see. But I understand it a little, even for me.
When I see people in the city who don't seem to be eating much,
I feel like I'm making food for them.
- Really? - Yes.
- I told my mom about it. - Then you can't go to a big park, can you?
I can't go to a big park.
- You look like you're going to trick people. - No, no.
- How much do you have today? - Today?
Why "today"?
You don't have to say it.
You don't have to say "why"?
She may be in trouble with money in the future.
The glory number one is...
The final winning number is 11 votes!
Nogizaka Forty-Six belongs to...
Yoda and Yuki!
The third generation!
The third generation is in!
Congratulations!
Good job!
The third generation of Yodas is in first place!
What is the reason for this?
He spends a lot of money and uses up all of his mother's money.
He buys a lot of things on the internet.
He said lightly that he bought a beauty product for 30,000 yen by mistake, but he was surprised.
He spends a lot of money and uses up all of his money.
No...
He spends a lot of money and uses up all of his money.
No...
You don't know, do you?
But he spends a lot of money and uses up all of his money.
But recently, I have three piggy banks in my room.
You have a piggy bank.
The first one is one that I don't use as much as possible.
I see.
You have a piggy bank.
You don't use it as much as possible.
The second one is one that I use when I can't help it.
It's the last one, right?
Yes.
The last one is one that I never use.
If I don't use the first one, I'll use the second one and so on.
I'm sure I'll use it, but I think it's better to use it later.
You used up the third one!
You shouldn't use up the third one!
Even if you make a mistake, you say it lightly like "Oh, I made a mistake."
No, it's not light. What should I do?
Have you finished ordering?
If you've finished ordering, you can't use it anymore, right?
It costs a cancellation fee.
Isn't the cancellation fee cheap?
I'm sure it's cheap. It costs 30,000 yen at a luxury hospital.
That's true.
Don't buy it! Don't buy it!
This is also famous among 3rd generation students, isn't it?
Yes.
Everyone has gathered and pushed it up to 1st place.
It's amazing.
Has anyone already borrowed it?
In the past, I ran out of transportation fees, so I lent it to Aya-chan.
And I gave her a little more.
Well, you know.
But in the end, I ended up using the rest of it for something else, so I don't have it anymore.
You're lying! You're lying!
Normally, you'd say, "That's enough. I'll pay you back later."
On the other hand, who saves money?
Sayounyan.
Oh, right!
Sayounyan.
Does he save a lot of money?
He does save a lot of money.
Doesn't he save it for the future or something like that?
He does it for the future.
He has to live on his own.
He wants to live on his own.
He really wants to marry an ATM.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
He's been saying it. He's been saying it for a long time.
I told you I didn't want to get married!
It's true! It's true!
Hello! Everyone, I'm Misa!
Could it be that a new segment will be born with a duplicate product?
In the future, you'll be caught and elected by a bad guy.
That's a bad election.
Bad, bad, bad.
In the future, you'll be caught and elected by a bad guy.
Announcing from third place!
The final winning number is...five votes!
From Nogizaka Forty-Six...
Karin Itou!
- Congratulations! - Yes, Itou Karin.
- Yes. - The reason...
Since Karin is reliable, she doesn't like men who are with her.
Ah, that's it!
She's a genius who doesn't like people.
She's too reliable.
She only has these kinds of opinions.
She does everything for you!
Do you feel like that?
I'm aware of it.
Wow, you're such a good woman!
Yeah, I'm always like this!
Wow, you're such a good woman! I like girls like you!
You know, in this show...
There's a plan for a trip...
- There's a party schedule... - Yeah, yeah!
- You know what I mean, right? - You can do it, right?
Yeah.
But in the end, when you realize it...
You're like, "Where's my happiness?"
Yeah!
So you've never been like that yourself?
Like, "What am I, then?"
I gave you tempura the other day.
- Ah! - You said you'd have an udon party.
- Yeah. - After that...
- I told you about tempura... - What was it?
- What team did you do it for? - Team Watermelon!
- You did it for Team Watermelon? - Yes!
- Watermelon! - Ah, you did the tempura udon party?
- Yes, I did it! - Wow!
- You know, at the party... - Yeah?
- They gave me... - They gave you tempura again?
- You know... - No sleep...
- I was frying it... - Why did you have to do it with such hot and bouncy stuff?
- And you know, there was so much oil flying around... - Ah!
I was like, "Watch out! Watch out!"
And they said, "It's okay! It's okay!"
And I got burned so badly!
- Ah! - Ah!
- That's terrible! - That's dangerous!
- I was trying to fry it more often... - I see.
- I think it's better for everyone to eat it while it's hot... - Like a mother...
- "You can eat it now!" - "You can eat it now!"
- You're such a good girl! - You're such a good girl!
- I want you to be super happy, but I'm sure you'll get caught by a bad guy!
- Even if he's a good guy... - Bad guy...
- I think if we get married... - Bad guy...
- I think I'll do anything for him... - Bad guy...
- I think in the future... - Bad guy...
- I think I'll marry someone like a self - proclaimed guitarist... - Bad guy!
- Bad guy!
- Bad!
[These two men are not good at helping each other.]
If you make your dream come true, you'll want to support it and say,
OK, I'll make money.
Wow, what a nice woman!
I can't help it because I'm a guitarist for life.
Who do you think is a convenient woman?
The second place is...
The final score is...
6 votes...
Nomidaka46 and...
Higuchi!
Nomidaka46 and Higuchi!
Here we go again.
She says she likes men in special clothes.
Does she say that?
Even if she comes back late and has a cabaret gig, she seems to forgive him.
She seems to introduce a bad guy as a manly one.
She seems to say "manly" in a different way.
She seems to like bad guys.
But she doesn't say it in a realistic way.
She does what she is supposed to do.
She is maroon.
She doesn't look like a manly guy.
She is...
I think bad guys are chosen by me.
But I will do my best with my dream.
I may not be able to do it now, but I will make you happy.
I'm sorry for now, but please support me.
And I will play the guitar...
He is beautiful now, isn't he?
He wants you to play for him now.
Before we announce the winner, we will announce a few opinions outside of rank.
Hoshino.
Hoshino?
She said "thank you" to me.
She seems weak against bad guys.
No, I'm not.
Bad guys?
Do you like bad guys?
No, I don't like them at all.
But I think I will be fooled.
Why?
What do you mean?
You think you will be fooled?
Misa is worried about me.
So she asked me to come to her store.
Has she ever said that to you?
She said "if I graduate and get married, I will do the same thing as you."
Yes, she said it once.
She said "look, Misa will be fooled."
That's important.
Hoshino, do you think you will be fooled?
What do you mean?
Why are you laughing?
I'm sorry.
Do you think Misa will be fooled?
No, no.
You are ridiculous.
Misa will be fooled.
That's ridiculous.
Misa will be fooled.
What are you talking about?
Misa will be fooled.
Hello, everyone. Misa will be fooled.
What are you talking about?
I will be fooled.
You three will be fooled, too.
You three will be fooled, too, right?
Bad guys seem to be caught.
The glorious first place is...
The final ranking is...
Announcement!
Nogizaka 46.
Manatsu Akimoto!
Congratulations!
No way!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
You wanted this, didn't you?
No, I wanted this.
I did it.
Congratulations!
Do you like it?
I like it! I'm just putting it on.
Really?
The reason is...
It's too beautiful for screens.
That's why it's different.
What's wrong?
It doesn't fit at all.
Move it forward.
Move it.
It doesn't fit at all.
Yes, that's it.
That's funny.
You did it on purpose.
You did it.
It fits well.
It's floating.
Do I have to stick it in?
Yes, yes.
It's in.
She said she likes bad guys.
She said it.
It's like...
You have to do something for bad guys.
You have to do something for perfect guys.
Even if you make the same mistake again and again, it's not worth it, so I feel like it's no good if someone who makes the same mistake again and again says it.
You're too nice to everyone.
I see.
No matter how many times you make the same mistake, you'll forgive it because you can't help it.
That's the only opinion I have.
That's what everyone says right now.
Even if you make the same mistake again and again, if you apologize, you'll say, "Oh, it's okay, it's okay."
Ito Karin Higuchi and Aki Moto are really nice girls.
They're really nice girls.
From a man's point of view.
There's a story about "hated Matsuko" that Wakatsuki and Sakura did.
She's exactly like that.
I was watching it twice, but it was amazing.
I feel like I'm about to go on stage.
It's me.
This is me.
The general election continues.
Who will get the last good feeling?
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
That's enough for today.
There was only bad things.
I wanted to do something good, too.
There was a really good one at the end.
What was the last one?
The last one?
What was the last one?
Even if you go to an uninhabited island, you can survive in the general election.
What's good about it?
It's not about good or bad.
It's only about uninhabited island.
Do you want to know only about uninhabited island?
Yes.
Even if you go to an uninhabited island, you can survive in the general election.
The first place.
The final winning number is...
Eight votes.
Nobita is in the 46th place.
Wakatsuki and Yumi.
Wakatsuki won!
Congratulations!
The reason is...
I feel like I can make a tool to escape.
He is really going to make one!
He is going to make one!
He is going to eat a lot of chopsticks and make a squid.
And I haven't seen him eating a lot of rice.
I see. He can eat without rice.
He can eat even if he is hungry.
I see.
He has chopsticks, but he doesn't eat rice.
Chopsticks are not for eating.
Let's get cheer!
And the music video of "itsuka dekiru kara kyou dekiru" is finally released!
The 19th single is a hit!
Next time, they will challenge for the 19th hit!