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Nogizaka, construction!
Don!
We're starting "Nogizaka, construction!"
I'm your host, Banana One.
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
Hello!
Oh?
Welcome back!
She's back.
She's good.
It's been a while since we last met.
That's right.
Speaking of which, it was yesterday, wasn't it?
It was yesterday, wasn't it?
The music festival.
That's right.
But when you look at it like this, she's cuter than yesterday.
That's right.
She's cute in her temporary form.
She's in her temporary form.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, with that said...
Yes!
Today's topic is...
Ms. Himura!
Let's learn more about the new center, Yoda Ozo, and back him up!
That's right!
The new center, Yoda and Ozo.
In order to support them with anxiety, we have prepared a project to get to know them better.
First, we will introduce the information we got from the same new center.
The information we got from center Yoda, Umezawa is...
You forget too many things.
You forget your backpack on your way to and from the Shinkansen.
You forget your cell phone on your way back from the Shinkansen.
You forget everything on the Shinkansen.
Didn't you forget something on the Shinkansen?
No.
My manager was in a hurry and told Mr. Ekin.
I was in a hurry and forgot it right away.
Did you make it in time?
It's annoying to forget things on the Shinkansen.
I have one, too.
My cell phone.
I have one, too.
My smartphone.
I'm smart, you know.
I know where my seat is.
I hope you have a fat book.
I hope you don't forget anything.
I will never forget it.
You forget to close the bottle cap.
You forget everything in your bag.
I did it for about three days in a row.
What did you do?
I took everything out of my bag.
Did you do it, Himura-san?
I did it, too.
Some people close the bottle cap diagonally.
You did it for three days in a row yesterday.
Didn't you think about closing it again?
I don't have much attention and memory.
You don't remember what you did yesterday.
I don't remember.
You make mistakes every time, don't you?
I have one more.
I forget my pencil case at school and take my remote control.
What?
Both of you had black pencils.
I often say that I take my remote control.
I really do it.
At what stage do you realize it's your remote control?
I don't think I can open it.
If you say it like that, it's a big problem.
I don't think I can open it.
If you say it like that, it's a big problem.
You look like a little kid.
I don't realize it that much.
I often forget my lesson clothes and shoes.
Since the members don't have lesson clothes and shoes,
I often forget my lesson clothes and shoes.
This is what Nakamura said.
If you lend me your pants or T-shirt, I will be more happy than you lend me your skirt.
Who lent you T-shirt?
Many people lent me T-shirt.
Who lent you T-shirt?
T-shirt is the worst.
I lent T-shirt and pants and came back a few days later.
- How do you return it? - I go back to the lesson and...
- Oh, you choose which one you'll return. - I choose which one and...
- I return it. - I don't know what's going on.
- I don't know if you chose it or not. - I don't know.
- You chose it and returned it. - I wash it three times and return it.
- Why do you wash it three times? - The fabric will be damaged.
- Why do you wash it three times? - It hurts a lot now.
I remember the days when I only had lessons.
When I had lessons several times, I couldn't remember anything.
- Do you have a memo? - No, I don't.
- You forget things with your cell phone. - I forget things with my cell phone.
- Yes, I forget things with my cell phone. - I see.
When I came out of the hospital, I had nothing in my bag, wallet and jacket.
You noticed it after you walked outside for a while.
You pay for the hospital, don't you?
- When we went to the hospital... - When you went with him?
The manager came with me.
The manager paid for me.
When we went out of the hospital, I had nothing in my bag, wallet and jacket.
- I was wearing a cold-looking outfit. - You forgot everything you had in your bag.
- I didn't notice it. - I didn't notice it at all.
- You're like Himura-san. - It must be hard for you.
It's good for you now, but you'll regret it later.
Yes.
- Right, Himura-san? - Yes.
Next, Yoda-e-no-tare-komi from Yamashita.
She tries to give someone food.
- Something like food... - She's crazy!
- Isn't she crazy? - She's crazy!
She forgot everything!
Hey! Hey, eat this!
That's not a good way of saying it! Let's ask her!
- She's crazy! - I don't think it's a good way of saying it!
She ate half of what I gave her and said she didn't need the other half.
- She forced it on the other members. - She's crazy!
- Really? - I wanted to eat it, but I thought I'd get fat if I ate it all.
I said, "Yes, I'll give it to you."
At first, everyone said "yes" and ate it for me.
But recently, they stopped eating it for me.
- Has anyone given you this before? - A lot of people have given me this.
- She's crazy! - See?
- Do you and Mukai often leave some for Yoda and eat it?
- Yes, I do. - What did you eat with Umezawa and Mukai?
- I ate a bite of sea chicken onigiri and... - Oh, you're talking about onigiri now.
- You ate a bite of onigiri and chewed a bit of sea chicken. - Yes, I did.
- She said, "Oh, you don't want it, so you don't eat it?" and I ate it. - What about Mukai?
- Yes. - What did you give her?
- I always gave her leftovers of lunch boxes. - She gave you leftovers of lunch boxes.
- Lunch boxes have numbers, so it's not like that. - That's right, but...
It seems like there's a sense of guilt when you eat all of it.
I always eat about half of it and I can't forgive her for throwing it away, so I thought, "I have to eat it!"
- It's impossible for you to eat half of a lunch box, right? - It's impossible.
- At least you can split it up from the beginning. - Yes, that's right.
- Did you get some of the first bite you ate? - I also get a lot of it.
- I give and take. - You give and take.
- Give and take. - Give and take.
Since we don't eat carbohydrates, I only eat rice.
- It's not like that. - You give and take.
- You eat a lot of side dishes and... - It's not like that.
- That's the worst! - It's not like that.
You're a foodie.
- If it's a rice ball bento, you eat it after you eat it all. - That's right. I eat rice balls.
- You eat rice balls. - You ate rice balls, right?
- I eat it... - You eat it...
- I eat it only with plums on it. - You eat it only with plums on it.
- But we don't eat it together.
- When I say "is anyone here?", you always eat it. - Ah, you say "is anyone here?" and you eat it.
I like eating rice balls.
- That's amazing, Yoda. - You're scary.
Next, we'll introduce the information about Oozono.
- Oozono. - Oozono is...
an idiot!
What is this?
It's not a joke. Why do you always say that?
- Did you write it badly? - It's super simple and bad.
- What is it? - It's like...
- It's really like... - It's really like an idiot?
- I'm from Nagoya, Aichi Prefecture. - Oh, Nagoya.
- In Nagoya Prefecture... - Ah...
- Well, it's not like you don't know. - It's common.
- At first, Denjiro won. - Huh?
- Denjiro? - What's Denjiro?
- She's just a science teacher. - A science teacher.
- Denjiro is... - She's an old man.
- At first, it was Den-chan. - Den-chan?
- From "kaede no de" to "den-chan"... - From "kaede no de" to "den-chan"...
- When I realized it, it was Denjiro.
- Denjiro is a man who drinks a lot. - Not yet.
- You said you were from Nagoya, but you said you were from Aichi. - Yeah, I said it.
- You said it last time, but you said it again today. - No, it's the same.
- Now I know. - Now you know.
- And I was playing a game, and when President Trump was decided, President Plankton suddenly appeared.
- President Plankton. - President Plankton is so small.
- He was fighting with President Clinton, and since President Clinton is there... - No, it's not.
- It's not? - It's not.
- People who weren't President Trump remembered him as Plankton. - Oh, you remembered President Clinton as Plankton?
- Oh, it was like that. - Oh, and do you know that she was originally President Clinton's wife? - Plankton.
- Plankton is no longer here.
- And the king's picture. Parekon from Nakamura.
- The king loves children too much. - Oh, that's a good one. - Nakamura.
- He really loves little children. - Oh.
- And when he sees a baby watching a TV commercial or something like that, he says, "I want a baby!" - That's bad.
- That's a bad statement. You'll get scolded for that. - Because you're not a pet. - I want one.
- You want a baby, right? - Yeah.
- You want to raise one. - Yeah. I want to be with them forever.
- With a baby. - Why does he like little children so much?
- He doesn't seem like he's thinking of anything.
- That's bad. That's bad. The reason he likes them is bad. - He doesn't seem like he's thinking of anything.
- Then you can say he's a pet. - I love pets too. - Oh, you like pets too?
- He doesn't seem like he knows much about himself, so he doesn't use a key and we can play together.
- Other kids like little children too. - Yes. - Umezawa. - Yes.
- We go out for dinner together a lot. - Yeah. - It's like a terrace. - Yeah. - The kids were playing outside. - Yeah.
- Then he kept saying, "You're cute! You're cute!" - Yeah. - When we left the store, he followed that little girl. - Yeah.
- Like... - That's bad. - He said, "That girl is cute!" - Yeah. - Huh? - And he ran off.
- He doesn't know who she is, so he's like, "Huh?" - No, that's not true. - And his mother is like, "What's with that girl?" - Does his mother exist?
- His mother, of course! - Huh? That's scary.
- Sato. - Train.
- The two of us were on it. - Yeah. - We were sitting on the edge of it. - Yeah. - It's like a partition. - Yeah, it is. - And there's a door. - Yeah. - Yeah.
- An elementary schooler came up to it and was like, "Should we talk to him?" - Huh? - Huh? - "Should we talk to him?" - Wait, wait, wait.
- Why did you say that? - "Should we talk to him?" - "Should we talk to him?" - Did you talk to him? - "Should we talk to him?"
- We were staring at it like this, and he was like, "Shh," and went to the other side. - Oh, you felt the air and ran away? - Yeah. - And in the end, we even changed trains.
- So you like elementary school kids too, not babies? - Yes, I love them. - Seriously? You two smell like criminals.
- It's okay. Double center arrest is crazy.
Thank you for watching.
From now on, when you go to Emste, you have to prepare for it at Himste.
The first staircase is okay. Can you go down that staircase?
You can't look down?
You can't go down like this?
I'm holding the camera. Why do you keep looking down?
Like this?
Yes.
You have to do it like this.
Everyone knows that face.
You do it like this.
Everyone does it like this.
Everyone makes a cute face and does it like this.
Is it just me who is cool?
But I can afford it.
First, we have a senior who will show us his techniques.
A fake double center.
Asuka and I will do a challenge.
Let's continue.
I'm Nobizaka 46.
Hello.
You two are centers, right?
Yes.
Saito-san.
What do you do on your days off?
On my days off?
Yes.
I'm at home.
You're at home.
Cut! You can't say that.
You can't say it like that.
You can't say it like that, Tamori-san.
Tamori-san, I often ask you about this.
Let's continue.
You're at home.
What do you do at home?
I sleep.
Please stand by.
I think it's like this.
Let's continue.
A double center.
Shiraishi and Nishino will show us their techniques.
Tamori-san, I'm not going to ask you anything sudden today.
Be careful.
Can we continue?
Let's continue.
I'm Nobizaka 46.
You're Nishino-san.
What do you do on your days off?
I sing live on my days off.
You sing live?
Do you sing live on your days off?
I sing live all the time.
You don't rest?
No.
Shiraishi-san.
Yes.
What do you do on your days off?
It's like this.
I sing live on my days off.
You both sing live?
Yes.
Tamori-san.
Tamori-san, are you stupid?
Tamori-san, I won't ask you anything like that.
We're in the same group.
Now, let's have Yoda and Ozono practice at the gym.
Let's continue with Nogizaka 46.
You two are in the center.
Yoda and Ozono, is that okay?
Ozono...
Yes?
Ozono...
Ozono, you did kendo, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
No, you didn't.
This happens.
If you don't say "no", Ozono will keep doing it.
Ozono will keep doing it.
This happens.
When you introduce yourself, you should say "thank you" or "wow" more.
You should smile more.
Again, take 2.
Let's continue with Nogizaka 46.
Okay, clap your hands.
I'm sorry.
Yoda looked like a fool just now.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yoda looked like this just now.
Oh, that happened.
Oh, no. I'm scared.
That's no good.
Take 3. Let's go.
Let's continue with Nogizaka 46.
That's good.
You two are in the center.
Yoda and Diane.
Let's start with Diane.
Ozono.
That's good.
Oh, it's Ozono-san. Sorry about that.
No problem. I fixed it.
Ozono-san, what do you like about yourself?
About myself?
Yoda-san, do you have anything you like about yourself?
I don't.
Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.
Please go to your stand.
Oh, it's all ruined.
Although they don't have anything, they experienced a tricky hime stay, so let's hope they do their best on stage.
And now...
We've received suggestions from people who know you two the best.
Who are they?
First of all, Yoda's mother.
Oh, mother.
When you interact with my child, be careful. People will praise you and grow up against my failure.
Since then, I've been being careful, too.
What is this?
Is this true, mother?
Yes.
Wait a minute. What is it?
Mother, is this really true?
Yes, it is.
Oh, my!
Is it you, mother?
Yoda-san is on the phone with his mother.
Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Bananaman's Shotaro.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming.
This time, your daughter is in the center of your 18th single.
Do you have any special skills that you haven't shown on TV or in the world?
It may not be a special skill, but I love water.
If there is a jump point in front of the water, I will float and jump in.
Jump point?
Mother, is it a river or what?
Sea? Sea? What is it?
It can be a river, sea, lake, or anywhere.
Do you jump in?
For example, if it's the sea, I find a high rock and jump in.
Are you good at swimming, too?
Yes, when I go to the sea, I swim in the open sea and become a dot in a blink of an eye.
Become a dot in a blink of an eye?
Mother, you have to jump in quickly or you'll be in danger.
I like it.
Again, you become a dot in a blink of an eye.
When I find water, I jump in and swim in the open sea and go all the way to the sea.
But then...
This is a good thing.
Is it summer?
If you can swim in a rocket or something like that...
On the contrary, mother, do you have any drawbacks here?
It seems like there is a little information out there.
What is it?
There is information out there.
It's a shortage of money management skills.
It's a shortage of money management skills?
Yes.
After all, do you often hear that you don't have enough money?
It happens all the time.
When I get a call, I usually take it.
Also, it seems like your daughter tells you to eat the leftovers first.
That's...
Maybe it's like me.
Mother Yuzuri's...
That's right.
You want to eat various things little by little, don't you?
By the way, is there anything you think has changed since joining Nogizaka?
It's a good thing or something I was happy about.
When I was at home, I wasn't very good at it and I often sent it by car at the last minute.
Now, I'm doing okay at home early in the morning and collecting it in time.
For me, it's a great achievement.
Oh, that's a lot.
No, no, but you're aware of it now, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Then, from now on, your sense of donation will get better and better, right?
Someday you can give your mother something to eat or buy her something.
Mother, is there anything you want me to buy you, by the way?
Oh, you know...
I want you to take me on a trip somewhere together.
Oh, that's nice.
A trip? Where is it good?
Where is it good? It's all over the world.
Mother, you're cute.
You're wearing it all.
Mother, thank you for today.
Thank you very much.
What's this?
I want you to take me all over the world.
Someday.
I often said that.
Oh, did you?
Don't forget things in various places.
Mother often forgets things in the world.
Now, let's move on to the big picture.
The big picture, yes.
I'm receiving it from my mother.
Oh, thank you very much.
Even when I came back home after moving in, she used to help me wash the tea bowl, but she doesn't do it for me anymore.
Also, the grade of clothes I wear has increased.
Oh!
The grade of clothes has increased.
The grade has increased.
Mother, is this true?
Yes!
Oh, hello!
Mother, hello.
Hello, thank you for everything.
I'm your mother.
She said it!
Now, it's obvious that she was shocked!
Um, this time, when your daughter asked you about the center in her 18th single, how did you feel?
Huh?
Yes?
I didn't know yet.
What? You didn't know yet?
Ozora, you didn't say it?
I didn't say it.
Why didn't you say it?
Um, you're kidding, right?
It was decided a long time ago.
You didn't say it?
Ozora, why didn't you say it?
Um, there's already a decision announcement.
Um, this time, the 18th triplets, Ozora and Yoda,
Yes.
Um, will have a double center.
Huh?
That's right.
Huh?
Isn't it amazing?
Amazing...
Mom...
Mom, you didn't know anything?
No.
It's like there's no announcement yet.
Why?
Why didn't you say it?
You didn't know how to say it?
I thought I'd know if I saw it on TV.
Amazing...
This is a shocking phone call.
It's shocking.
Everyone...
We're recording in the studio right now,
but I don't think everyone called because of that.
Um...
This isn't an official phone call.
That's right.
Since it's already happened, I thought I'd ask you about your daily life.
Is it like this?
Do you usually not say much?
It's like a surprise.
There might be something you want us to surprise you with.
No, it's not like that.
Really?
It's not like that.
You ask me so many questions about one thing.
No, no.
Of course you do!
You're totally rebellious right now!
You're denying everything your mom says!
No, it's not like that.
Is there an episode like this?
Is there an opportunity like this?
If it's like childhood memories...
That's good.
Coming up, a studio shock episode!
When I was little, you could see ghosts up until elementary school.
What? Really?!
That's amazing!
Oh, there was a ghost house?
I think it was around elementary school or low school.
Did you tell your mom, "Who's that over there?"
Yes, I did.
That's scary!
I was in the car, and I said, "Who's that old man sleeping on the road over there?"
Wasn't your mom scared at the time?
I said, "No one's here," and she said, "Look over here," and looked me in the eye.
That's scary!
That's really scary!
Mom, why do you say scary things like that?!
Why do you do that?!
Scary!
But since when did you stop saying that?
I think I could see ghosts up until elementary school.
Mom, you're having fun!
Thank you for today!
Thank you for coming today!
I'm surprised you didn't say anything.
I thought you'd ask me.
Did you say that many things about ghosts?
Why did you say that in the center?
Nogizaka 46!
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