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[Nogizaka, Nogi-ryu!]
Now, let's start Nogizaka construction. I am the host, Banana Man.
And here is Nogizaka-chan!
I'm troubled.
Now, please announce today's project.
Seniors fully support the third generation!
Prepare your worries!
Tonight, the senior members will answer the worries of the third generation based on their own experience.
The project is to remove the anxiety of the third generation at once.
First of all, the youngest, Ren Iwamoto's worries are...
I can't say "yay" loudly in a variety show.
What's wrong?
I can't say it.
"Yay" is...
At first...
He said it in a show and I said "yay" to it.
Didn't you say it in the opening?
When you said "I'm Nobizaka-chan".
Clap, clap, clap.
Oh, this is the best 'yay' chance.
That's the first 'yay'.
I say "yay" every day.
This is our occupational disease.
What's the reason?
We couldn't do it at first.
But you did it too much.
When we changed the tape, you said "yay".
This is also a disease.
You didn't show it when you changed the tape.
It's important to react to anything.
"Yay" doesn't make you angry.
This is our own interpretation.
As an idol, our seniors...
But you said it in the beginning, didn't you?
I think I said it.
You said it.
Yay!
You said it.
This is it.
These girls could do it in half a year.
You said it so fast.
I thought you were hypnotized.
But you said "yay" to it.
It's easy to understand.
You said "yay" to it.
Let's ask our seniors.
Please.
Matsumura.
You can increase the volume of your voice.
It doesn't have to be "yay".
If you like apples, you can say "apple".
In the opening, you said "apple".
"Apple"!
You can say anything else.
But you said "apple".
"Apple" is strange.
You said "apple" in the beginning of the show.
But you may say "apple" in the beginning of the show.
Yes, I do.
Do you like any food?
Chocolate.
Do you like chocolate?
Can you say "chocolate"?
Yes, I can.
Please say "yay".
The show has started. Yay!
You are muted.
Is my voice thin?
You said "chocolate" seriously.
Kimura, show us your serious "chocolate".
I'll show you my serious "chocolate".
You have to be serious.
I have to be serious to get a pass.
It doesn't make sense if you don't say "yeah".
You have to say "chocolate".
But different words have a weird feeling.
If it's food like "yeah", it's not good.
Yeah, let's say something like "yeah".
What is it?
Yeah.
You like "yeah", don't you?
No, I don't like "yeah".
You like it, don't you?
No, I don't like it.
You don't like "yeah"? Is that so? That's rare.
What about you? Do you like "yeah"?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
What's wrong with you?
(Laughing)
Next is "the problems of Mukai Hazuki".
It's cute to check your expression in the mirror, but it's not cute to be taken with a camera.
Dance lessons are in the mirror, aren't they?
When I'm dancing, I'm divided into two rows like this.
At that time, I usually go to the back, so I'm far away.
So it looks cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
Even now, when I look at myself in the mirror, I'm different from what I was taken with a camera.
It's cute, isn't it?
What's the difference?
It's the opposite.
Oh, with a mirror.
But it's the same for ordinary people.
When you take a picture with a nice face, you may think, "Wow, you have a weird face."
Not at all.
Takayama often says, "This face is shit."
That's right.
I have too many pictures of "shit" in the past.
I'm trying to improve myself.
For example, when I take a picture in person, I don't look like I'm talking now.
What kind of face do you make?
With this kind of power.
That's it.
You look like that face a lot.
This is it, isn't it?
Kimura-san says you look like Takayama.
When Takayama was pulled during a singing show, his face was like...
His face was stuck in my chest.
No, it's not like that.
It's like this here.
And like this and like that.
Kimura-san's Takayama face...
But I don't know what you're talking about.
You're doing it, aren't you?
I'm doing it.
I'm very conscious of it.
Even if you try hard to decide this area, it will end if your eyes are dead.
This kind of face.
You're doing it with your mouth, aren't you?
Then, put strength in your eyes.
Make your eyes look alive.
What are you doing?
That's weird, isn't it?
Isn't it weird when it's finished?
It's not finished.
Do it like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
The corner of the eye.
Yes, the corner of the eye.
I laugh a lot.
Can't you make it dead eyes?
Why?
No, no, no.
You put it in your mouth, too.
I know!
Why?
Yes, yes, yes.
Eyes! Eyes!
Do you put strength only in your eyes?
I put strength only in my eyes.
Yes.
How about you, Chagurai?
I'm not good at taking pictures, so I'm still worried about it.
But my cameraman tells me, "This angle is good for you."
That's how I figure it out somehow.
It may not always be the right answer you've decided on.
When we talked about goods before, I was like, "Why is it like this?"
I see.
So you're going to enjoy it from now on, aren't you?
I'm already enjoying it.
Oh, you're already enjoying it?
Oh, you're nodding quite a lot, but you don't agree with me?
Oh, come on.
But there are patterns that you think are unpleasant but aren't really unpleasant.
Himura-san said it, too.
That's right. I have it.
I'm sorry for speaking at the same level as you now.
I have it, too.
Himura-san says it with a monster-like look in his eyes.
But when you take a picture, there's Himura-san you hate yourself.
Right?
Like the passport photo you mentioned earlier.
As Sakurai said, there's a compatibility with the cameraman.
But the cameraman I hate the most is the cameraman of the passport center.
The worst.
But you know, a passport or a license are not for taking good pictures.
They're for proof pictures.
I hate it.
But first, they told me to open this part.
I see.
And then they told me to open this part.
I was like "Eh! Really?"
Why do you have to stand like this?
And then they told me to pull back my chin.
Like this.
And then they told me to open this part.
And then they told me to pull back my chin.
I hate it.
I did it like this.
It's like a 10-year passport.
Yes, 10 years.
I hate it.
But from my point of view, it doesn't change that much.
No, I hate this.
It's also Himura-san.
It's like we have the same taste.
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Matsumura just said something bad, but what could it be?
Next, Kubo and Shiori's worries are...
Just one mistake in dancing or practice and everything falls apart.
I want to know what happens in a live show.
This is it!
This is exactly what we're talking about now.
When we were rehearsing, there was a touch position.
When other members were in my touch position,
I was wondering what I should do.
Even if you notice it and it falls apart,
mistakes remain in my head, and from there it collapses more and more.
What do you think, FICTAT?
When I make a mistake, if I make a mistake and make a face, it will be a mistake at that point, so even if it's different, I don't make a mistake, but I feel like dancing with my face.
Dance with your face.
Of course, I apologize firmly, but the production company knows it like that.
I see.
SAKURAI.
What do you think of this?
I make a lot of mistakes, too.
You all make mistakes, don't you?
Sometimes I forget the choreography, sometimes I don't know it anymore, and sometimes I can't find the lyrics.
Aren't you Zutaboro?
But I don't think it's a bad thing to make a mistake, because it's a live performance.
It's best to show it perfectly at that time, but it's also a good thing that it collapsed a little.
Sometimes I'm too afraid of making mistakes and I can't move anymore.
You've been there before, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Like I said earlier, when someone gets in their position and they don't have their own place anymore...
Does this happen often?
Yes, it happens.
Sometimes I'm in a completely different position and I'm like, "Oh, my God, I'm in this position."
Sometimes you just keep doing it like that?
At that time, I just keep doing it.
And I believe in that person and I think that person will find their own place and let me in.
Like, "Hey, you're in that position, aren't you?"
Didn't you say a few times before?
You made a mistake in where you said "number".
That's true for me, too. I can't get in and I often cause you trouble.
When you're close and you push me like that...
You said it, didn't you?
3.5...
Yes, that's right.
I get in at 3.5, so I push your back a little and move it a little.
If you were serious about it, wouldn't you be a little nervous?
If I was serious about it, I wouldn't be able to do it.
But now, I can do it.
I see.
It's an explosion, anyway.
It seems like it.
Is that so?
Thank you very much.
Next, Sato Kaede's worries.
Wasting money is terrible. When I realize it, I don't have any money left.
And my mom doesn't send me any money.
What do you mean?
I was going to pay for it.
Pay for it?
I was going to pay for it and not use the rest of it.
I didn't put it in a normal pocket, but in a pocket-like place.
You don't use up all of it.
You divide it.
I divide it, but I think it's okay if it's a little.
I use it up and I don't have it anymore.
What do you waste and buy?
Clothes, too.
I buy something at a convenience store.
You buy it.
There are worries like this, too.
It's not like posting on a program or something like that.
It's like having the same habit.
Well, that's right.
It's a path that everyone has gone through at work, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
After all, students who lived with their parents until now are gradually becoming independent.
If your mother doesn't send you money, do you get it for free?
No, I got it before, but don't waste it.
Well, if you think about it from your parents' point of view, you probably have this much money, but you're told you don't have it anymore, right?
When I was looking back at the conversation earlier, it was all about money.
Oh, with your parents?
It's like "don't do it" all the time, but I'm able to be polite once in a while.
Oh, it's a little scary to be polite.
It's scary.
I recommend you not to waste it.
Oh, it's a little scary.
It means "I'm serious."
Oh, you have a similar problem?
Yes.
Oh, let's take a look at Yoda's problem, too.
Even if you put money in your piggy bank, you'll use it up in a month or so.
There are a lot of after-payment seats in Yoda.
After-payment seats?
Yoda.
I'm using money in the wrong way.
You're using money in the wrong way?
I'm saving money in a piggy bank or a bottle...
You're saving it?
I'm saving it, but basically, when I go shopping, I pay for it online.
Oh, online.
I got a request and it ended up not coming.
Oh, I see, you're putting out your piggy bank.
No, it's a bottle and there's no lid on top of it.
It's just a bottle, so I take it right away.
You're not trying to save money anymore, are you?
I can plan it if it's a big crisis, but I don't think it'll come in a month or so.
I don't think it'll come in a month or so.
But I'm sure you've been through this before.
How many times?
I don't have any desire for objects, so I'm wondering how to use it.
But if you work hard for that desire, I think it'll improve your circulation a lot.
So I think I should work hard from now on.
Oh, I see.
You don't save what you use, you work hard for what comes in.
I see.
Also, if you don't get a message from your mother, you should tell her about your situation in detail by e-mail or phone.
You should get more.
For example, you need a lot of clothes at a handshake party, or you're short of transportation costs.
If you explain it like that, I'm sure you'll think it's not a waste of money and you're really in trouble.
I understand.
What are you doing?
Nishino, what do you think?
You like clothes, don't you?
I like them, too.
Why do you like clothes?
Because I can buy them on the Internet.
When you don't have money but you want clothes?
My parents used to pamper me a lot, so I didn't have a hard time.
Rather, they said, "It's time for a handshake, right?" or "Can you not buy it?" or "Shall I buy this?" They helped me a lot.
Is it bad to wear the same handshake once in a while?
It's not bad for me, but...
But if you wear the same clothes every time, it's really...
That's right.
Also, if you put a cardboard box in the dressing room and say, "Senior, you can put the clothes you don't need in there and take them yourself,"
and you make sure you know who's who and say "thank you" to the person who gets it.
If you do that, you don't have to buy clothes anymore.
Well, I can't ask you to do that.
Well, but...
That's right.
But if you leave it, there will only be people who show their shoulders.
Why do you leave it?
But you should do that.
That's right, that's right.
Clothes...
I want clothes.
You're crazy.
But I've been thinking about it seriously lately.
You've been thinking about it seriously?
I don't think I need clothes.
You do, you do, you do.
What do you mean?
You don't need clothes?
Wow, you like clothes so much that you don't need clothes in the first place, don't you?
When you hit me like this...
You hit me!
Next is Yamashita Mizuki's problems.
Your face and body balance is weird.
Your face is big and you can't line up with the other members.
What's going on?
My face is big...
Can you come forward a little?
Your balance is weird.
Your ears are weird.
My face is big.
This part is big.
Is your head big too?
My back of the head is protruding.
Does it mean you have a big belly?
Yes.
When I saw you for the first time while you were taking off your clothes,
I thought you had a big face.
Really?
Was it you?
Was it really you?
I didn't say it.
You're already standing up.
Can you say it one last time?
Did you think you had a bad balance?
My manager and Asuka were in the dressing room...
Asuka is like an alien.
She's so small.
She was sleeping and she lifted her head up to wake me up.
That was your leg, wasn't it?
Did you make a mistake?
No, I didn't.
She lifted her head up and said, "You're so small."
After that, when she touched my head, it felt like there was meat in it.
Asuka Saito?
That's Asuka Saito.
Let's leave Asuka Saito out of this.
How about you, Takayama?
I have a big face, too.
When I'm taking a picture, if I lean back, people will think I have a big face.
So I lean forward.
You should dare to lean forward.
When you're in the same line of face, you should lean forward.
This group of people has smaller faces than normal people.
I know.
You know, right?
I know, but I sympathize with you.
I know, right?
When I'm walking down the street, I see a lot of girls.
Eroero girls?
Yes, I see a lot of girls.
As I thought, girls in Nogizaka have small heads and small faces.
When I was little, my mom used to tell me that I have a small head.
But when I came here, I realized that I have a big head.
I realized it here.
Moreover, people who say they have a big head are also small.
However, I think so because there are many people with small heads all over the country.
I see.
Excuse me, teacher.
Yes.
She has a bad balance and is worried.
I'm worried about what will happen if I stand next to her.
Right? Because you have a big head and you're familiar with it.
No, I don't.
You have a big head.
Yes, I do.
I think my head is small.
Could you stand next to me for a moment?
I've been wondering about it for a long time.
I've taken a picture of it, but I've never taken it right next to you.
Yes.
That's why I want you to stand next to me.
Let's stand in a line.
Oh, I knew it.
If it's like this, it's not big at all.
It's not small at all.
I think Akemoto's is bigger.
What?
The head that I put together like this was bigger.
When I hit it like this, it was bigger.
Really?
I've been looking at it all the time.
When I said, "Put it together like this."
Put your head down a little more.
Look, this is different.
Look.
Oh, Akemoto's is...
Akemoto's is big.
It's big.
And Akemoto's has a side too.
Why?
I don't know why.
But why?
Look.
It's balanced.
And it's low.
If you say it in balance...
And it doesn't have a neck.
It's not small at all.
It doesn't have a neck.
What?
Matsumura...
Matsumura just said something bad.
What did you say?
I really thought it didn't have a neck.
It doesn't have a neck.
But Mitsuki has a long neck.
I don't think it's balanced.
It's very well balanced.
If you look at it from this angle, it's about the same size.
Akemoto's is still a little big.
That's not good.
You're looking at it from a distance.
If you look at it from this angle, it's exactly the same size.
But Akemoto's...
If you change this place to a charm point...
That's probably why you're making money.
I'm not making money!
If you do that...
That's right.
Like Saito Asuka, there's a lot of small faces.
There's a lot of times you have to line up.
Even when you're in a line and you're taking a picture,
it's obvious that you're going to lose.
It's become like that.
It doesn't matter if it's just a little bit of a fight.
It doesn't matter if it's big or small.
There you go, Kojima prediction.
It doesn't matter.
Even when you're in a line and you're taking a picture,
you're like, "This girl's face is so small!"
But you said it yourself,
it feels better when you don't do it on purpose.
That's right.
There's one thing I'm worried about.
Do you fall when you see a pond or something?
No, no.
It's not like that.
What's your problem?
My problem is...
Mizuki is really pretty,
and she's been in magazines as a model.
She's visually perfect,
so I can't call this world "head world" anymore.
What did you say?
This world is "head world."
Are you a monster?
You're talking like a monster.
What's that world?
There's Akimoto and Giant Shirota in that world.
Giant Shirota isn't a park, is he?
But even Akimoto, who says things like this,
probably looks small in real life.
That's right.
If you go to a handshake bar, you'll know.
I was really surprised at the handshake bar.
When people come in, they say, "Oh, you learned it."
And you're like, "Huh?"
And you say, "It's smaller than I thought."
Right?
I think you're at a level where you'd say,
Look at this monster, it's so big.
I didn't know anyone would do it for me.
No, it's fine.
It didn't make sense, so I stopped here for a second.
- Your head is fine, right? - Yes, it's fine.
What do you mean "what"?
- I'm the head coach. - I'm Akimoto.
You're right, you look like an Ameft player.
- Why? You're not wearing a helmet. - I'm wearing a helmet.
- You're not wearing one. - We wear helmets, so we can keep balance.
- That's right. - You can't keep balance because you're not wearing one? - No.
You don't have to wear one, but it's better to have a gag like "my head is heavy".
Like this, like this, like this, like this.
- Yeah, like this. - Yeah, like this.
- Like this. - Like this.
- Like "excuse me"? - Yeah, like that.
- Like this. - Yeah, like that.
- Can we do that? - Yeah, we can do that.
- No one is doing it for me. - No problem.
It didn't make sense, so I stopped here for a second.
- Like this. - Yeah, it was flowing.
- Yeah, like that. - It's still not balanced.
- Practice makes perfect. - Practice.
- We'll practice later. - We'll practice later.
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This is perfect, isn't it?
Um...
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