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Only My House
Continuing from last episode,
Only My House
We will announce a little strange "Only My House" rule.
The first rule is "Only Ani gets a birthday present".
- Who is it? - It's me.
- Inoue. - Inoue!
- Huh? - What's this?
- Our Inoue family values Japanese customs too much. - I see.
- We value our eldest son following in his father's footsteps. - I see.
- That's why only Ani gets special treatment. - I see.
- It's amazing.
- Only Ani goes on a trip for his birthday and gets presents. - I see.
- Only Ani's birthday is like a god's birthday. - I see.
- It's amazing. - You get a lot of presents.
- It's amazing. - I see.
- We each have our own birthday party. - I see.
- But we don't have any special presents. - What about you, Inoue?
- Yes. I was born in December and Christmas and New Year are coming soon. - I see.
- So we get presents together. - I see.
- Do you have a cake for Ani's birthday? - I do. I also have sushi.
- Have you ever received a birthday present? - I've received 10 yen or an apple.
- 10 yen? - She's making fun of you.
- 10 yen? - What's 10 yen?
- I haven't received one yet. - I see.
- When I first came to Nogizaka and got a birthday cake, I was overwhelmed. - I see.
- You did it only for yourself. - I'm glad I was born.
- I've been like that for generations. - You've been like that for generations.
- My father is also my eldest son. - I see.
- You're doing it properly. - It's hard.
- What about you, Nagada? - Yes.
- What about you, Nagada? - When we celebrate someone's birthday at my house, we have a dinner buffet at an intercontinental hotel.
- Are you rich? - Are you rich, Nagada?
- Are you rich? - I'm single, so I don't think I was like that.
- But when I came to Nogizaka, I realized I wasn't like that. - You're a bad person.
- You're a bad person.
- There's a cake shop on the same floor, and you can buy a cake there. - I see.
- That's why I like cakes and pastries. - I see.
- I don't think it's something like a birthday present. Can I eat it anytime? - Of course you can.
The next rule is "Ramen rice on Sundays".
- This is normal, but who is this? - Me. - Asuka. - Me. - Asuka, isn't it normal?
- On weekends and holidays, my father is always in charge of the rice. - I see.
- But when I can't make it for some reason, my mother makes it for me.
- But on Sundays, I want to be lazy, so I think it's annoying.
- On Sundays, lunch is usually ramen and rice.
- I put a cup of ramen on white rice and...
- Huh? - Huh?
- Hey, stop. Stop right there.
- Hey, stop. Stop right there. You're fast.
- Cup of ramen? - Cup of ramen? You put it on?
- I put a cup of ramen on it...
- I eat it. - Huh?
- For lunch? - For lunch, I eat noodles and...
- You only eat it for lunch? - For lunch, I eat noodles and soup.
- You don't put it in for long. - I thought you'd put it in for a long time.
- I put ramen on it and...
- Um... I put potato chips in it. - You put potato chips in it.
- I crush it and... - You put potato chips in it, too?
- Huh? - You put potato chips in it, too?
- So, we're going to have Saito-style ramen and rice made.
- You can use any flavor? - You can use any flavor.
- But this is only seaweed and salt. - What flavor is that? Is it salt?
- Salt. - It's good.
- It's not soup, is it? - It's not soup, is it?
- I was going to let you guys eat it. - What is it?
- What are you doing? - It's good.
- I put this in. - Why do you do that?
- You can eat it as it is. - You can eat it as it is.
- You put soup in it, too. - You put soup in it, too. - I do.
- You can put it all in. - I don't know why you put potato chips in it.
- I don't like putting snacks in my food, either.
You're a junkie.
Whose invention is it?
My mom's.
Your mom's invention?
I'm a very fat person.
You're skinny.
Saito's special ramen rice is ready.
How will it taste like?
This is it. It's delicious.
It's good.
It's good, but...
It's good.
It would be better with potato chips.
It has a good texture.
Now, the other members will try it, too.
This is...
It's not bad.
It's good, isn't it?
How is it?
It's good.
I want to eat something pure.
Why?
Why do you have to eat something pure?
It's good.
Isn't it over?
She's eating potato chips.
Don't eat potato chips with chopsticks.
It's good.
It's just seaweed salt.
I haven't eaten potato chips for more than six months.
Why?
Because you're on a diet?
Yes.
You're skinny.
You can't do it with me.
At the end of the year...
She's the one who's paying attention now.
She wants to do it with me.
It's not fair.
I'll think about it.
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When I get home, I'll put dressing on my rice.
Thank you!
Yamashita, 3rd grade.
Yamashita!
Did you change your meals at home?
We had white rice at home.
It was all salted rice.
Salted rice?
Salted rice with salt.
It tasted very strong.
Salted rice appeared from the beginning?
That's right.
Your family likes strong food?
All side dishes tasted strong.
Drinks were carbonated.
Your mom brought you all of them, didn't she?
She brought me all of them.
Strong food is good, but it's too much.
Do you still eat like that?
When I go back home, I put dressing on rice.
Dressing?
You don't like rice without flavor.
Do you like sauce?
I don't have sauce at home.
You don't have sauce?
I don't like soy sauce, ketchup and mayonnaise.
All of them?
That's right.
What's that?
What do you put on fried food?
I put salt on everything.
You like salt?
What about soy sauce?
I put soy sauce and salt.
On what?
I eat rice with soy sauce and rice.
Wait a minute.
You put soy sauce and salt.
You don't like salt, do you?
I like salt.
Why do you like salt?
I like soy sauce.
You are selfish.
Do you need salt?
It's delicious.
Is it delicious?
I want to be soaked in salt.
Are you serious?
The next rule of our house is to have a Chinese cabbage tree for Christmas.
This is pitiful. What does it mean?
This is me.
Akimoto, you are pitiful.
I'm not pitiful at all.
What does it mean?
When I have a party with my family for Christmas, they make me a lot of food.
There are a lot of luxurious food like roasted chicken or steak.
As a menu that is conscious of Christmas, Chinese cabbage that looks like a Christmas tree comes out every year.
I see. There are various other luxurious things and this is also there.
Is this edible?
This is edible.
It's hard to understand because I drew a picture.
It's hard to understand.
Cut the bottom of the Chinese cabbage on a plate and stand it up.
This is a cross section of Chinese cabbage.
What does one Chinese cabbage look like?
It's round.
After the raw Chinese cabbage is placed on top of it, it is covered with aluminum foil.
Then you stick a toothpick in it and pierce it with a tomato or sausage.
Can't you eat the Chinese cabbage itself?
This will be your hotpot for the next day.
I see.
So you have it pierced with raw Chinese cabbage.
Yes, that's right.
I have a picture of it, so please look at it.
Which one?
The one with thorns on the right side.
What?
That's amazing!
It's more luxurious than I imagined.
This is amazing!
By the way,
you're a super rich person.
You're a rich person!
This is amazing!
Are you eating a whole chicken?
No, I'm sharing it with my family.
I don't think so.
Which one is me?
The left one is me and the right one is my younger brother.
This party is great!
You look happy.
I see.
I have a picture of it, too.
You stick a toothpick in it and pierce it with a tomato or sausage.
You're smiling and saying "Merry Christmas, everyone."
I thought so, too.
This is totally different.
When I go back home after a long time,
I say "Midsummer has come back."
and I get this.
It's for a party, isn't it?
At the end of the year,
it's Japanese food for New Year's Day.
It's Japanese food for New Year's Day.
But she's pretending to be Western food.
It's going to be Japanese food from next year.
Do you have North Korean food?
Yes, we do.
We have two kinds of dressing.
We have mom's dressing and mom's dressing.
Isn't it the same?
No, it's not.
Isn't it the same?
Don't you use mom's dressing?
No, it's not.
We have mom's dressing and mom's dressing.
What's it called?
Mom's dressing is sour.
Mom's dressing is garlic.
Oh, it's the one with strong punch.
Why did you name it like that?
Because you made both of them?
You don't know which one is which, do you?
When I went out today,
you always said you like mom's dressing better.
I don't want people to hate me for what I do.
I like mom's dressing.
If you're older than her,
you like her dressing better.
"Mom's" is hard to say.
I like her dressing better.
But I like mom's dressing better.
I like mom's dressing better.
Cute.
The next rule is
The rule is that all meals are on separate menus.
Yes.
Who is this? All are on separate menus.
Yes.
It's like a Terada party.
It's like a Terada festival. What is this?
It's hard, isn't it, mom?
Yes, it's probably hard for you, mom.
Recently, I found out that it's not like that in other families.
Usually, for breakfast, me, mom and my brother eat Western food.
My sister and my father eat Japanese food.
You're selfish. You should eat at least one.
That's right, but it just happened naturally.
And you're responsible for it, too, mom.
It's hard for you, mom.
You made French toast for me the night before.
You're a good mom.
And you made whipped cream by yourself, too.
You're good at cooking, too.
I'm not good at it, though.
I'm not that good at it.
You're good at it.
You're good at making whipped cream and eating it, but you're not good at it.
I'm not a nutritionist or anything like that.
But my father's cooking is not as advanced as my mother's.
Your father is strict.
I don't know about that. You're saying you're good at it.
What are you saying, dad?
I'm not being left out.
And you don't eat breakfast together.
We don't eat together.
I don't like cooking rice.
But, yes, my sister doesn't like it.
So, I don't eat rice with vegetables.
But she doesn't like mushrooms.
She doesn't like mushrooms?
Yes, she doesn't like them.
There are people who don't like them.
She doesn't like soup, either.
Himura doesn't like it, either.
I love cafe au lait, too.
Really?
I'm happy for you.
Chass!
Oh, you just had tea.
I'm here!
According to our family rules, it's obvious that they have an unexpected family relationship.
The next rule is, you must play a life game before you go on a trip.
You must play a life game before you go on a trip, right?
Who is it?
Yes, it's me.
Ah, Akimoto.
Yes, well...
We have a rule that we go to Okinawa with our family every summer.
We want to go to Okinawa, and then we go to Miyagi and other places for Golden Week.
At that time, we always play this normal big life game.
Board game?
Yes, board game.
When we travel and rest at a hotel,
at the end of the game, around 11 or 12 p.m.,
my mom said, "Let's do it," and brought out the life game.
Ah, I see.
And we were all sleepy.
We were all sleepy, and my mom who brought it was also very sleepy,
but we already had a rule that we must play it,
so we couldn't sleep if we didn't play it.
You were sleepy, but you played it.
That's right.
And we were all fidgeting while playing this roulette,
and we were playing it at the last minute,
and we thought we were all in hell,
and we thought we were in a life game of hell.
It was like a childhood game.
I wonder what it is. If someone told you to quit it, you should have said it.
But my mom brings it to me every time, and it makes me happy.
I wonder if your mom wants you to do it, too?
I want to do it.
Even if you say it like that, is it fun for you to do it with your family like this?
Yes, it's fun.
It's like...
At that time, you were trying to teach life, weren't you?
Both ways.
I don't feel like someone who teaches life is teaching something in a life game.
"This may happen in life." Suddenly...
But every time, my mother is full of debt and laughs.
Your mother likes life games a little.
The following is a slightly strange habit.
When you get out of the bath, scream.
What is this?
Who is this?
It's me.
Oh, Eton.
Is this Eton?
What's going on?
Is the bath far away?
When you get out of the bath and open the door,
at that moment, a big boy shouts, "I'm out!"
Are you still wiping?
I'm still wet.
Are you still wet?
I'm out!
When you say that, your family responds, "Yes."
Why?
But I feel like you've done it before.
Is the next person like that?
That's right.
If you say, "I'm out," after you get out of the living room,
you can't delay it, can you?
Oh, I see.
It's because you can get in smoothly,
and you may have fallen asleep in the bath I went to.
Do you really check your safety?
Yes, I do.
But if you say, "I'm out," when you get out of the bath and check your safety,
you can't tell if you've fallen asleep or not.
That's true.
If you say, "I'm out," and you can't hear it, you've already fallen asleep.
I know.
But when my friends come over to stay over, I'm surprised by it.
I see.
I see you say it in a loud voice.
Let's see how loud you say it in real life.
I'm out!
It's pretty good.
She said "pretty good".
It's pretty loud.
But I think I said it too when I was little.
At home, I was told recently...
I have my own family, right?
I say I took a bath, but...
Did you know you didn't have to say you took a bath?
I was like, "Get out of my way!"
I did it.
I did it, but I didn't think I would say it.
You don't need that report?
I don't need it. That's true.
At home, my family is...
Yes, yes. It's a little wide.
The house is two stories high...
and the bath is right in the middle of the house.
It's a little to the left.
Wherever you are...
That's why, right?
So wherever you are in the house...
you can say "I'm out!"
You can say "Hi!" from all directions.
The house becomes one.
It doesn't feel separated. It's nice.
I want to do what I did when I got married in the future.
I'm out!
It's a dream.
But you don't want your husband to say it, do you?
I know you don't want him to say it.
I might think about getting married.
Oh, really?
Really?
That's pretty important.
That's an important part.
Isn't there anything else like that?
When I take a bath, I say, "I'm going to the bathroom!"
From the living room.
I'm going to the bathroom.
When I go to the bathroom, I say, "I'm going to the bathroom."
Do you say that to your family?
I say it.
We go to the bathroom, too.
Right? You say it.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm not out!
That's bad.
I'm out!
I thought you were going to tell me that you're out.
You don't have to say "I'm out." You don't have to say "I'm out!"
I don't want to hear it!
But you do say you're at home when you go to the bathroom, right?
But you still say it?
My dad was the only one doing it. "Dad, I'm home!"
He ignored me.
Why did you ignore him?
Why didn't you say it?
Even when I was sleeping, he said "I'm going to sleep!"
Dad, I'm going to sleep!
Wait a minute.
Dad, you're so pitiful.
You ignore everyone and say "I'm going to sleep!"
I'm going to sleep!
You're so pitiful.
Every time I hear my dad's phone, I'm like "Why is there a door like this?"
I'm home!
He probably comes to my room and all, right?
He comes all the way to where I live and says "I'm home!"
I'm home!
"Right?" "Right?" Like that.
That's how it is.
"I'm home!" isn't the limit?
"I'm home!" isn't it?
I open the living room door...
You go up to where you live?
Yes.
That's amazing.
Because you don't react.
That's right.
When I wake up, I'm told "I'm going to sleep," so I say "Go to sleep."
That's right.
See, you go up to where you live.
What is a strange habit in the bathroom?
Next is this rule.
Take a bath with your sister.
Who is it? This is good.
This is...
Rather than when I was at home, it's often after I moved in.
When I moved in, I was born and grew up together.
When you were at home, you took a bath separately, but after you grew up?
That's right.
On the contrary, it's the same!
Not when you were a kid?
No.
If you've been taking a bath with me since you were a kid, you'll know.
Why?
The bathroom has become the place where we talk the most.
We're slowly in that area.
My sister and I are the type of people who read books in the bathroom.
What?
The two of us...
It's long!
That's right. It's long, so it's also expensive.
I see. If you can get in one by one...
That's right. My family is fast, so the two of us can get in at once.
Women's bathrooms are long.
That's right.
That's true.
The two of us talk while reading manga.
You two get in the bath together?
That's right!
But isn't it a little unpleasant? You usually get in alone, right?
Yes.
Didn't you have any resistance to get in together after you grew up?
Not at all!
My brother is pretty funny and his skinship is really intense.
"Welcome back. I'm home." He hugs me and comes into the room and says, "I'm home."
What?!
He says, "Welcome back."
It's like a foreign country.
It really is. He hugs me whenever he sees me.
We're always together.
Yamashita. Sankise.
Yes?
Did you change anything in the bathroom?
In my house, we put chairs in the bathroom, right?
But no one sits there. Everyone sits on the floor.
I wash my whole body.
You sit directly on the floor?
That's right.
The floor is like a rock.
A rock?
The floor is like a rock.
It's like a hotel bathroom.
It's a little dark.
The floor is made of stone.
It feels good and it stings my butt.
It's like a little denser version of a foot bath mat.
It's like that.
It's like that on the floor.
We put chairs on the floor.
My whole family sits on the floor.
I wash my whole body.
We also put OKE on the floor.
But for several years, no one has used it.
What do you do when you take a bath and just sit on the floor?
What do you do if you don't use OKE?
I do everything with my hands.
When I use hot water, I do it with my hands.
When did you do this?
It's like a ritual.
A ritual?
What is it?
It's like a ritual.
Why do you say it like a ritual?
A ritual!
It's like a household ritual!
That's right.
I think it's normal to sit on the floor.
When my dad is in the bath,
even if I open OKE, my dad is still sitting there.
I don't think it's normal.
Why do you open OKE?
Why do you think it's normal?
Why did you do it?
I wanted to talk to him.
You could have waited for a little while.
I wanted to communicate in the bath.
Did you sit on the floor, too?
I sat on the floor.
I could only see his back.
I thought he would come in the morning.
It's the same.
I was a seeker.
What?
I...
Why did you become a seeker?
Did you become a seeker?
When my dad and brother were in the bath,
I wanted to open OKE and see him do it.
That's your reaction.
That's natural, too.
But this is to some extent...
She showed us many hidden rules.
Is this only in my house, Grand Prix?
The winner is...
- But isn't it "terada" today? - That's right!
- Yeah! - Isn't it "terada"?
- Yeah.
- There's always a beginning for "poto poto pottos", right? - Yeah.
- So, let's close with "terada". - Yes, please!
- While eating "poto poto pottos",
please watch next week's "Monogichi".
Well, then, "chass", bye-bye!
- "Chass" is "tea", right? - It's "tea".
- Do your best! - This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
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