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3rd Year of Nogizaka High School
This is the host, Banana Man, from 3rd Year of Nogizaka High School.
And this is the 3rd year of Nogizaka High School.
Shall we read from the bottom?
Da!
"Da ne!" (It's not bad!)
Yes, thank you very much!
Yes, yes...
Then let's continue right away.
Imura-san!
Reignite your own character!
Nogizaka CATCH COPY CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Catch copies attached to members in daily life, magazines, etc. are compressed and objectively expressed, and this time, while looking back at them, members will check their own characters again!
First of all, Akimoto's CATCH COPY!
She is the strongest in idol market and has a lot of money.
I've left this blank, so please wait for a moment.
I'm asking members what will be included in this survey.
Surprisingly, members' opinions are always correct.
That's what she thinks.
Ah, that might be it.
It makes sense.
It makes sense, yes.
So, how many of you filled in this blank?
She has a lot of money.
But it's really like that.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
It's idol market.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
Yukita thinks it's this.
Yes, but I'm not fooling around with this.
You're not fooling around with this?
Yes.
You're not fooling around with this?
Yes, I think it's this.
Asuka, what do you think?
Idol market is weird?
Human market.
No, it's not like that!
Can you go to human market?
There are people who are bigger than that.
What are you talking about?
Please look for it!
Well, it's a charm point.
Well, it's true.
The size of the head is already...
But, other people also...
Hoshino.
Hoshino says this.
Stone.
Randomness.
I knew it!
This is also like that.
This is Hoshino.
You just said it, right?
I said it, right?
You just said it, right?
What did you say?
A little...
Ah, you said "a little" just now.
You said "a little" just now.
You said "a little", didn't you?
That's...
I really didn't know that.
That's it!
Ah, it's like that.
That's weird.
Well, when you say "randomness",
it's like "randomness", but you show it in a cute way.
It's like that.
Well, she's already a natural born idol.
Well, I don't use "randomness" in a good way, but...
But, there's no one like her.
There's no one like her who is doing like this all the time and is hated by the members.
She's hated, but she's happy.
She's loved.
She's loved, right?
Well, everyone says like that, but...
Do you remember this yourself?
I really said it properly.
You can say it.
Of course.
The cutest owner of cuteness in the idol market.
Oh...
So, you said "a little" just now, didn't you?
No, it's true, it's true.
What is this atmosphere right now?
I really said it properly.
What do you think about what you just heard?
I think she has a strong heart.
It's an idol market.
I don't know where it is at first, but Yamaguchi is already attacking.
Idol market is easy.
That's what human market is like.
Human market is cute.
And when it comes to that, there are a lot of people who don't like it.
Who doesn't like it?
Who?
Like Kiyui Matsumura.
It's a good match.
That's right.
She's doing it, so she's confident.
Everyone is laughing.
Matsumura is the same type of person.
But I think she's cuter than Manatsu.
You can say it with your eyes.
No.
She has that kind of idea.
Now, the correct answer is...
It's a special move.
Is it a special move?
She has the strongest special move in the idol market.
Is it like a push-up?
Let's take a look at it.
This is really cool.
It's amazing.
It's about four heads.
What is it?
Isn't it an outfit that doesn't understand Manatsu's weaknesses?
Yes, all of it.
What are your weaknesses?
First of all, I can't put my hat in my head.
And my neck is short, so when I wear clothes that are packed, it's too tight.
Your neck is all tight right now.
All of this is like a face.
This time, we asked the editors who added this.
Why did you add this catchphrase?
Wow, I'm happy.
The person in charge of this is Asumoto Watcher.
He usually watches Nogizaka's live performances.
Akimoto's push-up has a strong impact.
I think it's a heart sniper, so it's a cowboy outfit.
I thought it was perfect, and the keyword "special move" came up.
That's how I came up with this catchphrase.
But that doesn't mean it's the cutest cuteness in the world, but it's the one that pierces people's hearts the most in the world, right?
Well, that's what editors say.
That's what editors say.
That's amazing.
They've been doing it for a long time, but it's not that popular, is it?
It may be popular, but...
One thing I'm wondering about is...
When you say "himetanbeam", people love it.
I know.
When you say "beam", people go "wow".
I know.
But when you say "zukkyun", people go "huh?"
How should we react?
Just decide it.
I see.
Should we say something?
Should we get hit?
Should we say something?
Like "I got hit"?
If you say "zukkyun"...
I think that's better.
Then, should we both act like we got hit?
Go ahead.
To Mr. Banana Man's heart...
Zukkyun!
Heart!
Zukkyun!
Wait, wait.
Isn't this burden too big?
It's fine.
Let me lift you up.
Let me hit you from the other side.
Here I go.
To everyone in Nagizaka...
Zukkyun!
Heart!
This is weird.
This is not very useful.
These two are really cold.
They're really cold.
How about this one?
There's more?
Hit me.
To Mr. Kimura's heart...
Zukkyun!
Heart!
Zukkyun!
This is fun.
But Himura-san's "kan kon kon kan kan" has high quality.
I don't think girls can do it.
Can you do "wakatsuki" for girls?
Can you do "wakatsuki" for girls for the first time in a while?
Can you do "wakatsuki" for girls for me?
"Wakatsuki" is...
tsukyun
kan kon kin kan kon
Correct!
You can do it!
"Wakatsuki" can do anything.
The victim said it!
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Next...
Saito Yuri's catchphrase.
This is it.
The members' "○○" everyday.
"○○ band".
Bancho
This is Asuka-chan.
This is Asuka-chan's catchphrase.
"The members' "○○" everyday.
Bancho
"○○"?
What does it mean?
You wrote "no, no".
The members' "○○" everyday.
"○○"?
What does it mean?
Does it mean they love you?
They love me a lot.
They are good dogs.
Good dogs?
When you say "dogs",
it's not a good image, isn't it?
That's right.
But this is cute.
Like a pet.
Good dogs.
Good dogs, right?
Good dogs.
We should name them "dogs", right?
Like their mascots.
They are very cute.
They are very kind and do many things for me.
But "○○" everyday.
Yes.
Even in the dressing room,
they made me finish preparing very early.
They kept talking in loud voices.
"○○", like that.
"○○"? That sounds like a dog, too.
It's a dog, really.
But today, I happened to finish getting ready early,
and I was talking to Manatsu, who was next to me,
Manatsu, I'm free, let's talk.
No, it's not "let's talk", it's "let's talk about something funny",
and Manatsu was trying to make me laugh.
"Let's talk about something funny"?
Yes, I wanted to hear something funny.
But from now on, if you say "○○", it's "○○", right?
I have to say it, so...
I thought you were going to say "○○", but you said "○○".
I have to say it.
Okay, next up...
"○○" is the answer for this one.
"○○", like touching your member's butt.
Ah, I see.
"○○", like "deppabancho" (Japanese pun)
I'm going to say bad things about you at the end.
"○○", like "deppabancho" (Japanese pun)
Well, I've said this before in shows like "touching butt" and stuff like that.
You've said it.
But recently, I've become more mature,
and I don't really do it anymore.
You don't do it anymore?
So, in 2010...
This is 2016.
So you didn't do it around 2016?
That's right, I didn't do it.
What's with you? You sound like a time man.
You did it!
I didn't do it!
You did it during this period of time!
You haven't touched it recently, have you?
I haven't touched it...
That's a lie!
It's not a lie!
You bite it, don't you?
I do bite it.
Where do you bite it?
I like this part of the shoulder.
I bite it until I get a tooth mark.
That's not true!
The victim said it!
I didn't do it!
When did you talk about it?
During the birthday live rehearsal...
Birthday live...
This year...
You've been doing it for 17 years!
He found out about it!
You bite it.
That's right.
When I'm like "hmmm"...
I want to rely on someone...
So I bite it.
You're scary!
You're like a pervert who bites other members' shoulders all the time!
You're like a pervert who bites others' shoulders all the time!
You like the parts that are crunchy.
You like the cartilage.
I love cartilage!
That's a different story!
It's the crunchy part, right?
It's here!
It's really hard!
It's like bone!
I like that part!
You bite it hard?
I feel like I'm going to bite it!
How hard is it?
It's really hard!
You're like a pervert who bites others' shoulders all the time!
You bite it that hard?
It hurts!
That's right!
Is it harder?
Cute! Cute!
Ah, with this... with this...
So, if you only look at the letters, it's like that, but because it's attached to this...
But still, it's a little perverted.
It's different from just being perverted.
That's right.
Himura-san! Himura-san!
Right?
Today, let's look at Shiraishi's catchphrase.
Praise the beauty of Honyadan.
Yes, Honyadan of all things.
It came out of all things.
With that said...
This is Matsumura.
It's summer!
Praise the beauty of Honyadan.
All things in all things.
What does "all things" mean?
Are you being sarcastic?
All things in all things.
This is a joke.
It was written like that.
Maybe.
Praise the beauty of Honyadan.
What does "me" mean?
It's me.
Matsumura's "me."
Ah, Brody-san...
He loves me.
But Brody-san, you have quite a few members.
He said that when we met.
Ah, Matsumura-san, you like him the most.
Yes, I like Matsumura-san the most.
But this time, it's Shiraishi-san.
That's amazing.
Amazing.
When it was published in a magazine, it said "more than me."
Who published it?
Shiraishi was in it, but it said "more than me."
Let's look at the correct answer.
Yes, correct answer.
The correct answer is this.
Here it is.
Praise the beauty of Honyadan.
All things in all things.
Beauty icon.
That's amazing.
That's the highest level of praise, isn't it?
Yes.
And Himura-san said "the weakest of all amphibians."
I'm not an amphibian.
If I were an amphibian, I think I'd be one of the strongest.
I can win.
If it were Osan and Himura, I'd probably kick them off and win.
Next, what is Matsumura's catchphrase?
A three-color up-open pen that does all of the following. Oh, is this recent? These three are on my stomach. Above the stomach! The area above the stomach was buried like this. yes.
Manzai, skits, rakugo, comedy, comedy, I can do it all. No, it's already Sunshine Ikezaki, so this is it.
But when you have three blind spots, it's all manzai, comedy, rock, and everything.
Everything.
Tatsumura, you remember this one, right?
I don't remember.
Then what do you think it is? You love Brody, don't you?
Yes, I love him, so it's singing, dancing, and cuteness.
Ah, you got all of them in three seconds.
Yes.
Then shall we look at the answers?
"Bokeh", "kuishinbo", and "kawaii" are all three- color up-open pens.
Wow!
That's why Inouye is not that far from winning.
That's true.
Here's a comment.
Tatsumura, who is funny and big-eaten and has a variety of characters called "kawaii", is just as attractive as a three-color ballpoint pen.
An up-open pen is like an apple on an apple tree.
Oh!
Three-color ballpoint pen.
That's right.
She thinks a lot about it.
She's good at it.
Besides, three-color ballpoint pen is enough if you have one, right?
Is it enough for me to be alone?
Well, well, that's what writers say.
I don't think so.
Kawaii!
Huh?
Tatsumura, isn't this cute?
Hmm...
I can't speak.
What is it?
Next, two-color ballpoint pen catch copy.
This is a group of ballpoint pens that are important to have while you are born.
Nakada's ballpoint pen.
This is a group of ballpoint pens that are important to have while you are born.
This is Nakada's ballpoint pen.
I came up with the idea of Mikoma's ballpoint pen.
I often catch it.
Do you catch your feet?
Not only your feet, but also your whole body.
The other day I caught my foot here and it hurt a lot.
I caught my back a lot and my knees a lot in the past.
Do you catch your legs normally?
I catch it normally.
I catch it even if it falls a little on a daily basis.
That's strange.
Isn't there something missing?
I don't think there's anything missing.
Don't you catch it when you're doing a live show?
I catch it just by looking at it like this.
I caught it at first, so I thought it was dangerous and stretched my body properly.
Next is Asuka's ballpoint pen.
This is a group of ballpoint pens that are important to have while you are born.
This is a complete bad word, isn't it?
The country is nice, but...
No, it's not.
This is a country that came out of Akita and was a little like a country at first, but it has changed.
In a good way.
In a good way, it's a good country.
It's simple and simple.
A ballpoint pen is a pen that makes you happy when you have a meal with it, isn't it?
It's like you're always with me.
Yes, it's like a ballpoint pen in Nagasaki all the time.
That probably has a good meaning.
I'm sure you just thought of it.
Do you remember this one thing?
I don't remember.
But what writers often want me to wear is natural materials.
Natural materials.
I don't want to say "mayan" or "everyone" or "cute" or anything like that.
I'm going to express it in a way that doesn't have any of those words at all.
So, here's the correct answer.
While you're born, you're the main character versus the group's signboard actor.
Mr. Budodi, thank you!
You're happy, aren't you?
I'm happy.
This is a comment.
Just like her favorite Naruto and One Piece protagonists,
she also thinks that she is a chosen human being who has a story to tell while she is still born.
I'm happy for you.
Next, Saito Umasuka's catchphrase is...
You've said a lot of things about people, haven't you?
Next up is...
First of all, Hori's catchphrase is...
You know what it is, don't you?
Well, I do know what "face size" means.
When people say "miracle", when you look at Asuka for a long time, you can see Asuka normally, but when you mix them up, you can see that she is small.
What are you talking about?
No, but everyone in Nogizaka is normally small, right?
Even among us, when we pass each other in the hallway, we don't notice that we've passed each other.
Oh, it's far, it's far, it's far.
Huh? Where did you go?
What kind of lie is that?
I haven't seen it. I haven't seen anything like that.
So...
It's true, it's true.
She's this small.
I thought, "Oh, it's far, it's far, it's far, it's far," and I only saw Akimoto clearly.
I wonder if only Akimoto is coming.
It's weird, it's weird.
Is everyone about the same size?
It's easy to tell by the size of your face.
In Nogizaka, there are really small and big people.
Big people?!
Hey, Akimoto!
Say it!
I'll say it!
Really?
Say it!
Kankon, kankon, kankon.
What was it?
Correct!
Kankon, kankon, kankon.
What was it?
It didn't hit.
It went in like that.
Like that.
What's going on?
It's like this.
It's not like airways.
Like, it's not like a hole.
It's like "beauty," like "miracle," it's not like it has anything.
Like, like...
She thinks about it a lot.
Ah, I know this writer.
But when you see something like this...
You can also follow me on Twitter and Instagram.
There are people who use it and people who don't use it.
You don't really compare yourself, do you, Akimoto?
Until now, I've only been looking at myself.
I got a good catchphrase. I was happy about it.
Ah, am I not beautiful?
No, that's not the case.
Let's see the correct answer. Here is the correct answer.
Ah, already...
The existence itself is a miracle.
Miracle.
What is this?
This is a revolutionary vision that has been praised as a miracle for many years.
Revolutionary vision.
This is a theme that the editor, Brody, has called "revolution".
Although it is a magazine made by Brody, I thought it was the most suitable existence for that revolution.
But it's Brody!
I think her mysticism includes revolutionary beauty.
Wow!
It was like that.
How is it? Does it feel good?
Wow!
She is a revolutionary girl.
After all, great gravure photos are all very good.
But you are grateful, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Although it is a magazine made by Brody, I thought it was the most suitable existence for that revolution.
But Brody has love for everyone like that.
Of course!
So I don't think it's only Brody.
That's right.
But I think Brody has a lot of love for Matsumura.
He said Brody is the best.
He is the best!
How is it?
Matsumura is a three-colored opposing pen that does everything for cute characters, such as bokeh, kuishinbou, and so on.
It's interesting to read it again.
Three-colored opposing pen!
But it has an apple on it.
It has an apple on it.
She is very happy about it.
But I definitely use the word "cute" every time.
Of course you do.
You don't use it?
Some of you don't use it?
I don't use it.
No way!
I really don't use it.
Especially Brody uses "tokon" and "hashi" (chopsticks)
Tokon, hashi, zukai (chopsticks)
It means you watch our show, right?
Actually, I don't know if it's because of chopsticks or because of me, but I have a lot of chopsticks work.
Chopsticks work?
Chopsticks work!
I have a lot of chopsticks work.
Chopsticks work!
What is it?
Even in commercials, people ask me to hold chopsticks.
What kind of commercial is it?
It's about suits.
It has nothing to do with it.
That's right.
But I put chopsticks in here and put chopsticks in my ears.
Also, when we were shooting "SEVEN-ELEVEN", everyone was holding chopsticks and I was holding chopsticks.
But you stand out in a special way.
Is there anything weird or interesting?
Like "robot girl".
What?
"Robot girl".
You did all of them.
That's right.
"Beautiful girl", "cute girl", "beauty girl".
When you said "robot girl", you drew a line like this, didn't you?
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