AISubs v3.5
[Nogizaka, wake up!]
Don!
Now, let's start "Nogizaka, wake up!".
I'm the host, Banana Man.
Nice to meet you.
And this is Nogizaka-chan.
101st time!
101st time?
It's said that she's done it 101 times in "Koiji".
Wow!
I didn't know that.
Now, we're going to do it today.
Himura-san!
Let's do it!
Senpai Presents! 3rd Generation PR Great Creation!
Continuing from last time, 3rd Generation and 12-year- olds have teamed up.
Based on their meeting,
Senpai will do their best to promote 3rd Generation's charms.
First, Nishino-senpai will promote 3rd Generation's charms.
The 3rd Generation I will introduce is Yoda Yuuki, 16 years old, 2nd year of high school.
Nice to meet you.
Ah, Yuuki, so you have the same name as Himura- san, right?
Yes, I call Himura "Yuuki".
How is it? Are you happy?
Be happy!
This Yoda-chan is from an amazing place.
It's Fukuoka, right?
It's Fukuoka, but she's from an island.
Ah, I see.
It's a rural area in elementary school.
How rural is it?
How many students were there in elementary school?
20 students.
In elementary school?
Among them, there were 4 classmates who graduated together.
4 people including Yoda?
Yes.
Eh, really?
When I entered school, there were 7 people.
It decreased little by little.
What about middle school students?
They were in 5th or 6th grade.
So it wasn't a big bus?
It was a big bus.
A big bus with how many people?
8 people.
If it was about 8 people, even a micro bus would be enough.
It was a rural area.
What did you usually do in the rural area?
Climbing mountains, climbing trees...
We often played outside.
It's a natural place.
I see.
My friend has a mountain.
Yes.
We played in the mountain that my friend has.
The mountain that your friend has?
Yes.
What is it about?
Is it a big mountain?
It's just a normal mountain.
Just a normal mountain.
I don't know what is "normal" yet.
What do you do in the mountain?
I try to climb and get down.
If you climb, you have no choice but to get down, right?
That's right.
Ah, yes.
It's a wild boar that you often see in middle school.
What is it about?
Isn't it attacked?
It happens sometimes.
What?
Has it ever been attacked?
Yes, it has.
How did you deal with it?
I can only go straight ahead, so if I run away at a right angle, I may fall into the river.
What? Has it ever happened?
Yes, it has.
Really?
If you fall into the river, who will fall?
A boar?
No, not a boar.
A boar fell into the river in the end.
I personally want to see you dodging like that.
I want to see it.
I want you to do "boar" for me.
Bring it to me.
Yes.
Do I do "boar"?
Yes.
Using Kimura, she reproduces the encounter with a boar.
Wait a minute.
What do you want me to do?
Go straight ahead.
Can you dodge it?
Yes, I can.
Are you sure you can do it?
Yes, I can.
There is a chance you will hit it.
Can you dodge it?
Yes, I can.
Can you dodge it?
I'm going to do it. I don't know how to do it.
Be careful of your back.
Kimura will go straight ahead.
Do you want me to do it?
When you meet a boar.
When you meet a boar and a yoda.
When you meet a boar and a yoda, please come to me.
I posted it in the morning.
It came out.
It's dangerous.
It's there.
What should I do?
It's dangerous. It's coming.
This is bad.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
It's amazing that you can avoid it.
Anyone can avoid it.
I'm Yoda.
What is your specialty?
It's a one-wheeled car.
I want to see you riding it.
I want to see it.
I want you to show it to me.
I couldn't prepare a cone today.
A color cone?
I don't have enough budget.
You don't have enough budget.
I will give you a cone.
Is it a cone?
It's a color like a cone.
I prepared a bike the other day.
I can't prepare a color cone.
You can prepare it.
Please prepare it.
It's amazing.
It's coming.
It's amazing.
It's coming.
You have a great face.
Wait a minute.
When you go forward, why do you look at me with contemptuous eyes?
Is that so?
You look at me with contemptuous eyes.
I can't help it.
You can't help it.
If you are too eager to see me, you will be seen.
Next, SAKURAI will PR TAMAMI SAKAGUCHI.
The third generation I will introduce is TAMAMI SAKAGUCHI.
Let me introduce myself first.
"Sakaguchi", "sakamichi", "noborizaka", "tamani" is "tamami" and "nobotene".
Thank you for your cooperation.
You can speak Japanese well.
That's right.
That's great.
She just joined us, but she speaks Japanese well.
That's right.
She introduces herself in a catchy way.
"Tamami", you have a special relationship with Mr. Himura.
"Tamami", right?
Do you know what it is?
I know what it is.
Really?
Really.
I'll show you the evidence.
Here you are.
What is it?
Is this all Mr. Himura?
No, no.
It's not like that.
If you look at the picture, you can see that it's me.
No way!
Is this you, Mr. Himura?
Yes, it's me.
Wait a minute. What is it?
And you know the girl in red, right?
That's you, Mr. Sakaguchi, right?
Really?
Yes.
That's you, Mr. Sakaguchi.
That's right.
You're so small, Mr. Sakaguchi.
You're about two years younger than me.
You're younger than me?
You're younger than me.
What is this picture?
It's a childhood friend of mine.
What?
Yes.
That's amazing.
How do you know about it?
My mother contacted me about it.
She said, "You have a daughter of Mr. Takahiro, right?"
To be honest, I haven't met Mr. Takahiro since then.
Oh, really?
Mr. Takahiro is about two years younger than me.
But I remember this picture very well.
It was sent to me.
"Oh, is this you?" I said.
"Yes, I know you, Mr. Takahiro." I said.
Did your father know about it?
Did he say, "You weird-looking guy, I know you."?
Yes, he did.
When I was on TV, he said, "It's you, Mr. Himura."
"Oh, it's you, Mr. Himura," he said.
I knew you.
He often gave me a monster doll.
Oh, he gave you one?
It's amazing!
A girl like her joined Nogizaka and became a host of that show.
That fried noodles...
It's surprising, isn't it?
Well, I'm getting more and more interested in you, Tamami-chan.
What's with your way of speaking?
Here's some unfortunate information about you, Tamami-chan.
Unfortunate information?
A cute young lady like you, Tamami-chan,
managed to get a "2" for her art performance.
Oh, my!
Right?
She even submitted her work properly.
Even if you did it seriously, you got "2" for it?
Yes.
It seems like you're not good at drawing.
Oh, my!
Oh, really?
I'm sorry.
I knew it, she's not good at drawing.
Right, she's not good at drawing.
How bad at drawing?
I can only compare myself with my dad and my seniors.
I see.
Let's see how bad you are at drawing.
Let's try Ikta.
Let's try Ikta and Futsuugami Taishi Sakurai.
So, the three of them will draw Himura's face.
I'm best at copying people.
Then, it's okay.
It's been a while since I felt like this.
Then, it's okay.
It's true.
Himura has a distinctive hairstyle, so even if you're not good at it, you can't be bad at it.
Ikta really has a straight face.
First of all, what is the face of Himura that Sakurai drew?
Sakurai, you're good at it, aren't you?
Yes, I'm good at it like Captain Sakurai.
Here we go. "Jump".
It's like a fashionable T-shirt.
But it's good, isn't it?
I'm a little afraid of it.
It's a little slimy.
I don't have this touch.
Next, a few people wrote "Himura's face".
Are you confident?
Yes.
You're good at people, aren't you?
I'm good at it.
This is too...
This is too much...
You're swallowing a bowling ball.
Yes, you're swallowing the ball.
But it's better than I thought.
You're good at making faces.
I'm not good at it!
How many times do I look like this?
The way meat accumulates...
Now, what is the face of Himura drawn by Sankisei Sakaguchi?
Sakaguchi's Himura-san.
Yes.
What?
Wow, what is this picture?
Wow!
Why did you do like that?
Hey, why did you do like that?
You drew your whole body.
I wanted to draw my legs.
Ms. Kaneko, please do like this.
Like this?
How can I do like this?
You spread your legs and put your hands like this.
I spread my legs and did like this.
Like this?
You drew like this.
I didn't do like this.
Wait a minute.
What is this line around you?
What is this?
Hair.
You drew your hair like this.
It is not like this.
Wait a minute.
It is like this.
This part is like this.
It is like this.
You drew like this.
It is like this.
It is funny.
You are not good at drawing.
It is funny.
I don't know what you mean.
You should draw black.
At least you should draw hair.
I hope you draw again in the drawing competition including Sankisei Sakaguchi.
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Why do you have to do it twice?
First of all, please introduce yourself.
I look like a 24-year-old and I am 18 years old.
My name is Minami Umezawa, who is the opposite of Koranko.
Thank you for having me.
I think there is not much gap between 24 and 18 years old.
But I think it's cute.
I think you should raise your hand higher.
I think there will be times when I think I should have done it later.
I failed quite a bit of times.
You said something at the beginning of your career.
What did you say?
I don't remember.
Did you come from some star?
I think you came from an alien.
It's not good for an adult, is it?
That's right.
You are an adult.
I'm definitely not an adult.
What is your favorite food?
I like strawberries, potatoes, beef tongue, and mayonnaise.
You said it.
You said you like mayonnaise.
I don't like mayonnaise.
But there is no merit in saying that I like mayonnaise.
That's not true.
How much do you like mayonnaise?
It's rare for me to be told that I like it.
I like natto with mayonnaise.
Do you carry it with you?
No, I don't carry it with me.
No, you carried it with you.
For a while.
I want you to show your specialty.
You've been playing volleyball for a long time, haven't you?
I played volleyball for six years in elementary school and junior high school.
You were chosen for the selection of death.
She will show you her specialty, volleyball.
I've never seen it other than aiming at the face.
I've never seen it used for volleyball.
Please show me.
How is it?
Wow, you're good!
Using Umezawa's accurate receive, the three of them will try spinning the receive.
Yes!
Here I go!
Ah, it didn't go in!
Hurry up and do it!
Okay!
It's decided! It's decided! It's decided!
Next, we will introduce Umezawa's past nicknames, who is 170cm tall.
Here it is. Ta-dah!
"Ika-soumen", "Go-bou", "Go-rāman", "Shin-geki no Umezawa", and "Ito".
Who came up with this nickname?
A classmate of elementary and middle school.
There's nothing good about it, right?
That's right. There's nothing good about it, so I'd like the two banana men to come up with something.
I see.
I see. There's nothing good about it.
What kind of nicknames do you have?
Something cute...
How about "Umezawa Tomio"?
You're not that kind of person.
Your favorite foods are strawberries...
Potatoes and salt...
Potatoes and...
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise and...
How about "Hyoronaga Mayola Seijin"?
"Hyoronaga Mayola Seijin" sounds good, doesn't it?
It sounds like "hyoronaga" is written on it.
It sounds like "hyoronaga te-something".
It sounds like "hyoronaga te-mayosuki".
It's cute.
It doesn't have a name in it.
How about "hyoronaga te-umemayo"?
How about "umemayo"?
"Umemayo" sounds good.
It sounds like "umemaro".
Let's go with "umemayo".
Hey, "hyoronaga te-umemayo", okay?
(They're talking about Shiraishi.)
And I'll call Shiraishi "master" from now on.
Master, can I drink and study?
Yes, yes.
Shiraishi will say "yes, yes" as well.
Yes, yes.
Please drink it.
Please get on it.
Of course.
Will they be able to promote their last three seasons?
Next, Matsumura-senpai and Iwamoto-renka pair!
The third generation I'm introducing is Iwamoto- renka, 13 years old, a middle school student from Tokyo.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
13 years old?!
Yes, she's the youngest in Nogizaka, so please be nice to her.
The youngest?!
How old are you, Matsumura?
I'm 24 years old.
How old are you, Eto?
I'm a monkey.
I'm a monkey too!
What?!
We're not the same age!
Oh, I see.
Iwamoto-renka actually does hip-hop dance and gymnastics, and she's pretty good at acrobatics.
Gymnastics?!
So, one of her acrobatic skills is spinning in a row.
Spinning in a row?!
Yes.
Iwamoto's special skill, mysterious spinning in a row.
Okay, Iwamoto-renka.
Okay, go ahead!
I see, I see.
That's amazing!
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's spinning in a row!
Wow!
That's amazing!
By the way, I came up with this spinning in a row name based on Iwamoto-renka's name.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
And Iwamoto-renka has one more special skill.
Okay, tell me!
It's playing the guitar!
Oh, playing the guitar?!
Didn't someone play it before?
Yes, Mukai-san.
Right?!
I've already introduced you to the guitar, though.
That's right!
But Mukai-san, even though you say it's a guitar, you're more into comedy.
That's right!
You've got me there!
That's not good!
Yeah.
But this is the real you, Iwamoto-renka.
Oh, you know how to play?
So I'd like to show you the real me today!
Really?!
Oh, that's great!
So, Iwamoto-renka will show you her special guitar playing!
Okay, I'm Cherry and I'm Yui!
I fell in love with you, you probably didn't notice, did you?
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it for now!
Huh?
Why did you come in so quickly?
Huh? Mutsumura came in.
Oh, it's a play!
Yeah, it's a play, right?
Mukai, you look like you're laughing, but you're really good at guitar...
I'm serious!
No, no, you're a guitar hero...
That's right!
You can't, right?
I want to see you play!
Okay, Yui, you're Cherry, right?
Yes!
Stop it, Mutsumura!
I'm sorry!
Okay, let's get started!
I'm Yui and I'm Cherry!
I see...
You're fast!
It's like a party!
You're too fast!
Sorry, Matsumura.
Promoting a 3rd generation...
I'm getting carried away!
The guitar isn't that bad either...
I'm sorry, you're good!
You're good, but...
Is there another song you're confident in?
Ieiri Leo-san's...
Ieiri Leo-san?!
"Cherry"...
"Cherry"? "Cherry"?
Ieiri Leo-san's song...
Hey, Cherry!
Is there a song like that?
Ieiri Leo-san's "Cherry"!
"Cherry"! "Cherry"!
Do you know it?
Yes!
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Matsumura?
That's important right now!
Can you do it, Matsumura?
Matsumura-san...
I know...
I know the lyrics a little.
I'll say it again, but...
I want to do something funny with someone singing it.
It's not funny if you say it like that, but...
I'll say it like that.
Can you do it?
Let's do it.
Can you do it?
It's a chorus.
That's important too.
If you can't do the accompaniment, it's fine.
Matsumura...
Just say it and we'll do it again.
It's exactly the same pattern as "Mukai".
Can you do "Cherry"?
The introduction is different.
The introduction is different, but Matsumura can do it too, right?
Matsumura can do it too, right?
Moromoro can do it too, right?
Now that we've sorted it out, it's time for Iwamoto's guitar playing story.
Shall we go with something else?
Yeiri? Leo's?
Yeiri and Leo's...
It's "Cherry".
Everyone, please listen to it. Here you go!
Come!
Look, two people came out.
Two people came out.
And when I sang, two people came out.
Why did you two come out?
Look, the military commander came out.
Is it okay for me to say it here?
What is this?
What are you doing?
What is "Cherry"?
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
♪Ah, in front of me♪
♪Ah, a forest filled with lies♪
♪Is spreading out♪
♪Ah, a road with no path♪
♪If I don't move forward♪
♪I can't approach my dream♪
♪I wish for the confusion♪
♪I'm about to run away♪
♪Will there be anyone who can help me with that?♪
♪While we search for answers, we'll step over the branches that compete with each other.♪
♪Let's become the third wind.♪
♪Let's blow past the different clouds than before.♪
♪Let's open up a new sky that we've never seen before.♪
♪We're not afraid of it.♪
♪Our mission of hope is to create that light.♪
♪Let's build our own dark future.♪
The third album's product lineup and benefits will be decided!
And, the fan club live show "Mobile Secondary Preference" will start!
Next episode, "Shock Comment Re-release"!