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Nogizaka Koujichuu
"Nogizaka Koujichuu" has just begun.
I'm your host, Banana Man.
And of course, Nogizaka-chan!
Thank you!
No, you should say something.
I'm starting to feel it.
Now, let's start today's project.
Yes!
Let's do it!
"The Best Face, the Worst Face, the Highest Difference" competition!
Yes!
Nogizaka members have many opportunities to take photos.
They will choose their best and worst photos.
And they will compete for the highest difference between the two photos.
The top batter is Nakada.
First, the best face.
Here it is!
Oh, it's Ma-kun!
Ma-kun is in the front.
Ma-kun is next to you.
That's right.
What's going on?
Oh, wait a minute.
Of course, Ma-kun is here.
But this is quite a while ago.
I think it's about two years ago.
Ma-kun came to "Under Live".
He's famous for his love for idols.
Yes.
He's like Okari from "Tanaka Toshi".
He's like me.
How can I say it?
I look small.
That's because you're big.
Ma-kun is big even in the bath.
That's right.
Ma-kun often poses with a small face.
Like "Nagashima".
Oh, I see.
Ma-kun does this with a small face.
Yes, he does it a lot.
I know about it.
I'm sorry.
Himura-san, you're in trouble, too.
No, no, no.
You have to spread it out a little more.
No, no, no.
She's laughing a lot.
There are so many people on TV who are just playing with their faces like this.
But isn't it the best so far?
This is...
Tanaka Toshun came to UNDER LIVE.
It's on the internet news.
In the article on the internet news,
The picture of the gathering is on 46's Nakada Kana's blog.
Thanks to that article, Kana Nakada suddenly rose to the world.
That's right.
That's why it was a picture that many people saw in my blog market.
In that sense...
Yes, and this time it's exactly the opposite.
The worst one.
Yes.
Then let's go.
The worst one is this.
I see.
What is this?
Isn't there more?
It became a hot topic among the members.
Isn't it a little scary?
What is it?
It feels weird.
My skin is shaking. What is it?
What is it?
The hair arrangement is also amazing.
It's not just about hair.
There is also a shadow of hair.
It's like a headset.
It's not a earphone, it's a headset and a shadow of hair.
It's like this.
I see.
What's up?
I had a very scary dream the day I saw it.
I consulted with Canarin and said, "I had a very scary dream today."
Canarin was very kind and said, "Then I'll send you a very interesting picture."
The picture I received was like this.
It's scary.
Don't chase me.
I can't sleep.
It's getting scarier.
The next entry is Eto.
First of all, the best face.
This is Eto's best picture.
You decided it.
You decided it completely.
This is good.
It's a good picture.
It's sexy.
This is a October 2015 magazine.
Sologravia.
This decollete area is very beautiful.
It's very beautiful.
It's transparent.
Did you do it here, too?
I did it until a while ago.
Did you massage?
I drank a drop of alcohol a week ago.
That's good.
I'll do it for you.
That's good.
Your neck is different, isn't it?
It's completely different, isn't it?
That's right.
It's different, isn't it?
You have a mole here, don't you?
That's right.
I found it.
You're a pervert.
Nishino has a bad face.
Why do you say that?
It's good.
It's disgusting.
You have a mole, don't you?
I'm an old man who finds moles.
I find someone's mole and tie it with a thread.
You can't do it.
Why do you do it?
Let's move on to the lowest rank.
The lowest rank.
It's cute, but...
It's cute, but I know what it is.
It's like a fake beauty.
I know what it is.
I wonder what it is.
What is it?
It's different from before, isn't it?
I think she didn't do all of her makeup herself.
Yes, and her hair too.
I happened to make it straight at this time.
I always curl my hair.
It's like a face in the middle of making up an expression.
Yes, yes, yes.
I know, I know.
It's good after this, isn't it?
Yes, it's cute after this, isn't it?
After this, she'll probably be laughing like this.
Oh, before that.
It's about 0.5 seconds before this, isn't it?
Yes.
Including my hair style, I haven't been able to produce myself yet.
I see.
I was meditating at the time.
I see.
She drank a lot of alcohol too.
I wonder if she drank it.
Yes, she might be drinking it.
I wonder if she drank it.
Next is Sagara.
One of the best faces in her life.
Here it is.
Yes.
Oh!
Oh, it's a good picture.
It's like summer.
It's really my very first gravure picture.
Huh?
Since I started my career, it's my very first gravure picture.
Gravure?
How many years ago was it?
Oh, about three years ago.
Three years ago.
That's nice.
But I don't think it's that far back.
But isn't she more mature?
Yes, that might be the case.
That's nice.
Oh, no.
A big new actress appeared.
Yes, I know.
Oh, I know.
Oh, this is good.
This is crazy.
This is fun.
This is crazy.
This is interesting.
Well, if you look at the whole picture, you can see that she has a small face.
Her style is fine, but it looks like she has a huge style.
Yes, it looks like it.
She also looks tall.
That's right.
Then, let's see the lowest score.
Yes!
Here is the lowest score.
This is not good!
I know, I know.
Do you mean personally?
It's the worst, really.
Do you mean in front of you and your hair?
That's right.
I gained about 3kg.
And I was taken from right in front of me.
It was too bright and I couldn't open my eyes.
It was the worst condition.
What kind of jacket is this?
This is the 11th single.
I was the only one who was selected.
Was this put up at the station?
Yes, it was.
Was it put up one by one?
Yes, it was.
So it was put up in a big size.
Yes, it was.
That's not right.
I wonder what it is.
It looks like a man and a woman.
It's a provoking man, isn't it?
At the lowest score, there is a room with rubber bands and a football uniform.
That's true.
I was the thinnest and the fattest at the same time.
I wonder if it's different.
I see.
2 or 3kg?
I gained about 3kg.
3kg.
If you gain 3kg, do you gain a lot of weight on your face?
A girl of this level gains 3kg.
If it were me, I would gain about 3kg.
That's right.
If you don't eat and poop, you gain about 3kg.
No, no.
If you sleep and wake up, you gain about 2 or 3kg.
No, no.
Next is the brain girl.
What is the best face you have chosen?
Here is the best one.
It's cute.
It's cool, isn't it?
Is it for a play?
Yes, it's for a play.
It's a pamphlet for girls in Hakkaba Girls High School.
It's my page.
I think I have a stronger image of smiling.
I think there is a gap.
The overall atmosphere is art.
I don't think many fans see serious expressions.
That's why I chose the most recent one.
This is quite recent, isn't it?
That's right.
It's the most recent one.
Let's see the lowest one.
Here is the lowest one.
The lowest one.
What is this?
It's really embarrassing.
But you look like an idol.
What do you dislike about it?
First of all, I don't like this short cut itself.
You don't like it?
I don't like it. And also, I don't like this pose.
I don't like this position.
I don't like this index finger.
I don't like this neck.
This is the same as the official one, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Then, you should have improved it.
You should have done better.
I don't like this look with the wrinkled eyes.
You have dark eye makeup.
You look like an old woman with a lot of hair.
You look young, but you don't look young.
I looked like a high school girl in high school.
At that time?
You looked like an old woman.
You are right.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is, but I can't forgive myself.
It's embarrassing.
You look like an old woman.
What is it?
You have a waist.
You look old.
Next is Hashimoto.
Oh, it's Hashimoto.
Hashimoto will graduate from Nogizaka 46 on February 20th tomorrow.
He will perform tomorrow.
This is the end of the show.
This is the last show for today.
This is the last show for tomorrow.
That's right.
This is the last show for today.
It's been five years since I started working in Nogizaka.
That's right.
He is five years old.
It's been about two years since I started working in Nogizaka.
That's right.
It's been 46 years since I was born.
It hasn't been that long.
It's been 45 years, so I can't deny it.
We've been on this show together.
This is the last show for today.
Hashimoto, do you have anything you want to say at the end of the show?
I think you have something you want to say.
What is it?
Before I decided to join a club, I joined a board game club.
You joined a board game club, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I've never been able to join a club before.
You've never done it before.
That's right.
I think you have something you want to say at the end of the show.
Before I decided to join a club, I joined a board game club.
I think you have something you want to say at the end of the show.
Here it is!
What Hashimoto has left to do on this show is...
He hasn't been able to join a board game club yet.
For Hashimoto, a board game club is his first and last activity.
Let's play a game.
Shall we?
Let's have fun and get excited.
I think Hashimoto will be the first one to join a board game club.
Manager Takayama, who is currently in the league, recommends this game.
It's a Russian game, "Nanja Monja".
You name a unique monster that's written on the card and memorize it.
If you name the same monster, the first person to name it first wins the card!
We asked for a demonstration by the board game club and learned about the rules, and now...
Banana Man, Hashimoto, Kawago, Saito Yuuri, Higuchi, and Nishino will challenge "Nanja Monja"!
Alright.
Should I go first?
Alright, I'll go first!
Go for it!
Alright, I won't lose!
I won't lose!
I won't name it.
I made a mistake. I forgot about the bath.
Eyeball Woman!
Eyeball Woman?
Eyeball Woman.
Eyeball Woman!
Let's go!
Kabita Kabiyo.
Alright, I'll go next.
I have to change it.
What should I do?
You should look for someone who looks like you, Hashimoto.
Muramatsu-san.
Muramatsu-san?
Muramatsu-san.
Alright, I'll go!
Muramatsu-san.
I'll go!
I lost!
I said "mechaki chamuremasu"!
Who said it first?
I didn't say anything.
I said "mechaki chamuremasu"!
Who said it first?
I don't know.
Who do you think said it first?
Really?
I said it first.
I'll go!
One, two, go!
P-chan!
Is it P-chan?
I'll go!
Ah, I lost.
John!
This is John!
If there's no connection, I can't remember anything!
John!
Look, it's John!
P-chan and John!
Ah, I said it first.
So cute!
Jotaro!
It's Jotaro!
I can't remember anything!
I'll go!
Go!
Himura-san!
Peanuts-kun!
Peanuts-kun, right?
I'll go!
Don!
P-chan!
I said it first!
Yay, P-chan!
Yay!
Yay, P-chan!
This is super fun!
Alright, I'll go!
Alright!
This is Hashimoto.
I'll go!
P-chan!
The time has grown!
P-chan's support is useless!
This is fun!
I'll go!
Don!
Jotaro!
Which one is it now?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wasn't it either one of them?
Which one is it?
Rock-paper-scissors!
I want someone to judge for me.
Please judge for me.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Well, I guess so.
Let's start from there.
Please judge for me.
One, two, three!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Amazing!
Rock-paper-scissors!
That was quick!
It's a great dream!
Amazing!
That was quick!
That was quick, though.
What?!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I couldn't remember it.
Here you go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Oh, it's my first time.
Rohan.
Oh, it's Kishibe Rohan.
Rohan.
It's a character from "Jojo".
I see.
This is Rohan, right?
Can I say "gohan"?
No.
It's too strict.
Here I go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
What?
Edamame-kun.
Here I go.
Yabai-kun.
Me too, Yabai-kun.
Here I go.
Is it your first time?
Me too, Yabai-kun.
Me too, it's okay.
They are a duo.
Me too, it's okay-kun.
I definitely want to get it.
Here I go.
Me too, Yabai-kun.
Who is it now?
I'm sorry, but I didn't say "Me too, Yabai-kun."
You didn't say it? I feel like you didn't say it in the first place.
I clearly said "Me too, Yabai-kun."
I said "Me too, Yabai-kun."
Um...
What?
You know what I'm enjoying right now?
Take a picture of Hashimoto-san.
What are you doing?
Me too, Yabai-kun.
There you are, Hashimoto.
Really?
Hashimoto is also screaming with excitement.
Me too, Yabai-kun
Me too, Kondo-kun
Not him. Not him, I did it.
Edamame
You're the one who started it.
Not me.
Edamame-kun did it.
Me too, Kondo-kun
What is this game? It's interesting.
Me too, Kondo-kun
Not 'me too.' It's 'edamame-kun.'
Me too, Kondo-kun
Great, me too, Kondo-kun
I can't do it.
Am I doing okay?
I'm in a trouble too.
What did you say?
I'm in a trouble too, right?
I'm in a trouble too.
What was that?
I'm in a trouble too.
What is that?
What are you declaring? "I'm sick of it, too!"
I want you all to do it.
Jotaro!
That's right. I'm a name-giver.
Jotaro, you're amazing.
All right, here we go!
Yes! Yes!
Eyeball woman!
You said it!
I said it! Eyeball woman said it!
Eyeball woman said it!
Yay! I didn't think I'd get eyeball woman!
Oh, no!
Here we go!
Go!
What was it?
Roha!
You said it just now, didn't you?
I said "Roha" just now.
Did you say "Roha"?
I said it! Thank you!
Oh, no!
My turn?
Yes.
Peanuts! Peanuts!
That was quick!
Himura came out for a moment and then Peanuts came out.
Once you do that...
Oregano! Oregano!
That was fast.
You said a different name.
I'm fine now!
Who?
Yuuri!
Oh no, she's chasing him.
Yuuri-chan is chasing him.
It's funny when you say it in words.
That's right.
Edamame!
No, it's not.
No, it's edamame-kun!
Edamame-kun?
I said edamame-kun.
What are you doing?
It's the same kind of voice.
It's the same kind of voice when I say it.
No, it's not.
It's not different at all.
It's hard to hear.
Oh, it's hard to hear.
I have to hear everything else.
Jean!
That was fast.
I forgot about it.
Jean!
Oh, I see.
She looked at me and said "jean".
It's like when a dog goes really far away.
Jean!
It's a big excitement.
There's only one card left.
It's the last one.
Let's go.
Don!
Damn it!
I was pretty fast.
I was fast, right?
Which one?
I don't know anymore.
It's your job, isn't it?
Make it clear!
I can't see!
Hey, you can't be a good judge!
What did you do?
I'm a judge of "nanja monja".
Hey!
The last project of "Ashimoto Kibou".
The winner is...
Yay!
You're the worst! You're the worst, mister!
And what's with the horseback riding?
Yay! I won!
Wait a minute. She's gone.
She's gone!
She's gone?
I'm sorry! She's gone!
What's the point of it?
It's funny.
It got hot.
Shibura-san's armpit...
John!
It's not John!
It's so much fun!
It's not John!
John!
It's not John!
John!
It's so much fun, "Nanjo Monza" is.
After this, the last message from Hashimoto after graduation.
I'm glad I was able to work with you like this.
Today, a message from Hashimoto after graduation.
Lastly, I'm glad I was able to work with you like this.
And there are a lot of people who will come to the live show tomorrow.
But I think there are a lot of people who can't come.
So I think this is the last time I'll see you through the screen.
I was really happy to receive a lot of support and support for almost five and a half years.
And I think that's why I'm here now.
Thank you very much, everyone.
I'll do my best from now on, so I hope you all have a happy time.
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
The last greeting ended with a smile like Hashimoto.
Thank you for your hard work for five and a half years.
And goodbye.
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