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[Nogizaka, open up!]
Don!
Now, it's started.
I'm the manager of Nogizaka School, Mr. Banana Man.
Nice to meet you.
And, and, I'm Nogizaka Jan.
Go!
Mr. Himura, buy me.
Yes, yes.
What do you mean, "buy me"?
Mr. Himura, buy me.
Mr. Himura, you have a wallet, don't you?
Hey!
What are you talking about?
Yes.
Mr. Himura, please do what you will do.
Let's go!
[Nogizaka, open up!]
Today, we're going to present what you bought last year and what you liked and what you found delicious.
I think you all have wallets.
When you hear the presents and want to buy something, you'll put it up.
Yes, yes, yes.
And in the end, you'll know which one resonated with you the most.
Yes!
I'm glad I bought "obsire".
The first presenter is Kana Nakada.
Let's go.
First, Nakada's presentation.
Start!
Here is what I'd like to recommend to you all.
Ta-da!
This is...
Yes, it is.
It's "curry full moon" by Harimaya Main Store.
What? Curry full moon?
Yes, it is.
Mr. Himura, do "curry full moon".
Hello, it's "curry full moon"!
What is it? What is it?
What is it? It's "curry full moon".
I said it many times. It's "curry full moon".
What is it? What is it? I don't know.
It's a rice cracker.
Oh, it's a rice cracker.
It's a "kabukiage".
It looks expensive.
Oh, it smells good!
Show me more.
I see.
It looks like this.
It looks like a "kabukiage".
It looks normal, but as the name "curry manjitsu" suggests, it tastes like curry.
Curry rice crackers.
The reason why I recommend it is that it's easy to eat.
It's mild.
It's not mild, but it doesn't hurt my mouth.
It doesn't hurt your mouth?
It doesn't hurt my mouth.
Hina just nodded.
What do you mean it doesn't hurt your mouth?
It doesn't hurt my mouth.
It really doesn't hurt my mouth.
Haven't you seen it before?
What do you mean?
No, you haven't seen it before.
You don't know about "curry manjitsu", do you?
I got it as a gift for my concert.
I see.
Fruits, chocolate, baked sweets...
It looks fancy.
Everyone said fancy things.
I still have a lot of them.
When I ate one of them, it was so good that I took it home.
Everyone should know about it, but you don't know about it.
I don't eat it because it looks good.
It looks good.
It's really good.
Can you eat it for me?
I want you to eat it.
It's good.
It looks fancy.
I smelled it from the bag.
It smells like curry.
I'll eat first.
Really?
I'll eat first.
It's delicious.
It's not delicious.
I don't know.
What is delicious?
I said it earlier.
It's delicious.
I eat it all the time.
It's soft.
It's delicious.
What is it?
A small one came out of it and I ate it.
I can't show you.
It's delicious.
After this show, I want to eat it right away.
That's right.
There are other curry-flavored senbei.
I eat it all the time.
I can't stop eating it.
It's so delicious.
The more you eat, the more delicious it is.
How much is it?
It's 540 yen for 12 pieces.
It's affordable.
Senbei is expensive.
If you eat it like this...
If you eat it like this, you can spend a lot of money.
You can spend a lot of money.
Final judgment.
How many cards will be dismantled?
Please.
What?
Oh, not many.
Well, the number of cards didn't go up as I expected.
Well, this is how it is.
The presents were weak.
But...
It's your fault.
It was delicious.
I'm glad I bought it.
The next presenter is Hina Kawaguchi.
This is what I would like to introduce.
Ta-dah!
What is it?
It's a portable hot water pump.
It's a hot water pump.
A hot water pump?
Yes, it is.
You can charge it for 7 to 12 minutes.
You can see it by opening it.
You can charge it?
Yes, you can charge it here.
You can charge it normally.
It will be kept warm for 7 to 12 minutes.
It will be kept warm for 4.5 to 3 hours.
It's a hot water pump like that.
7 to 12 minutes?
It says 7 minutes officially.
You can hold it for that long?
Yes, I always do it for 7 minutes and hold it for 7 minutes before I go to sleep and go to sleep.
It's not 7 minutes.
I don't have heating in my house.
It's very hot.
Wait, wait.
You don't have heating?
I don't have heating in my bedroom and it's very cold.
It's very cold and I have cold hands and feet.
I was like "what should I do?" and my friend gave me this.
It's 3,000 yen.
It looks like 3,000 yen.
If you use it and go to sleep, you can sleep very comfortably.
Is it warm?
It's warm.
How many degrees is it?
Is it warm now?
It's very warm.
You did it now.
It's quite warm.
It's warm.
It's warm. It's really warm.
It's messy.
It's my hand.
It's messy. It's warm.
There is something like gel in it.
It's quite warm.
It's like a real hot spring bath.
That's right.
They put hot water in it.
But there is also an iron pot in a hot spring bath.
In our era.
That's right.
They don't have to put hot water in it.
Just plug it in and it's warm for 1.5 to 3 hours.
Why don't you have an air conditioner in your room?
We don't have an air conditioner.
We don't have a heater or anything like that.
Don't you have an electric stove?
That's right.
I'm thinking of buying one, but we don't have one.
It's expensive, isn't it?
That's right.
I just got it from a friend, so I'm using it now.
It's very warm and I recommend it.
If you say it like that, can you turn it upstairs?
We don't have much time, so can you turn it immediately?
Hey! Feel it! It's warm!
It's fast!
Hey!
Turn it to the other side.
Turn it quickly.
It's warm, isn't it?
Yes, it's warm.
I can't feel it!
Hey!
Why are you giving it to me?
Give it to me with one hand.
It's hot.
What is it?
Yes, yes.
You threw it away for a moment.
Does it last 1.5 to 3 hours?
That's right. It lasts 3 hours.
It's amazing.
It's easy to sleep with it.
It's true.
You can put it on your toes.
That's good.
It's for young girls.
That's right. It's for girls.
I think it's better for girls not to cool down.
That's right.
I want all of you to use it.
It's 3,000 yen, so it's easy for you to buy it.
That's right.
That's why you should bring it when you go to see grass ball.
I'm not an old man who plays grass ball like this on a bicycle.
Let's see how many cards will be dismantled.
Let's see!
Oh, surprisingly everyone is pretty cool.
- No, feet and cold. - That's right, I'm.
- I recommend it. - I think it can be used in the office for people like Owamu-san. - That's right.
- Charging. - As expected of you.
There is a hole in the middle.
This program is brought to you by the sponsor you are watching.
- Why are you in Japan? - What's up?
- DIY. - DIY.
It's pretty good.
I'm glad I won, Obsire.
Next is Terada Lanze.
Yes, Terada Lanze's presentation, please. Ready, start!
Yes, this is what I will introduce.
- What is it? - What is it?
It's a nail kiss that removes manicure.
Normally, for cotton, I rub it and drop it.
By the way, it's Daiso, which is 100 yen.
- Is it 100 yen for one? - That's right, it's about 108 yen.
- 108 yen for one. - Yes, and now I've applied about three nails.
- You don't usually do nail extensions, do you? - Oh, that's right.
- Are you doing it today? - That's right, that's right.
At work the day before and in magazines, the members often get their nails done.
But the next day, I have to take it off for uniform work.
- Normally, it takes a lot of time. - That's true.
- Do you just stick it in like that? - Yes, I just stick it in.
There's a hole in the middle, but I just stick it in like this.
If you do it about three times, you can see it.
Wait a minute!
Did you really apply manicure properly?
Did you check it properly?
I checked it properly.
It's a matte manicure.
If you do it normally, it's hard to remove, isn't it?
It's hard to remove.
It's not that beautiful in that moment.
It's like a movie.
Do it again, do it again.
Do it slowly with the camera.
Is there such a sponge?
There's a sponge in it, and it's very liquidy.
Do it again slowly with a different finger so that the camera can see it easily.
Is it a little different?
It depends on the color.
The essence in it is different.
What?
I have a good seaweed essence in my hand, but there are three of them.
Red is seaweed essence and royal jelly.
Oh, yeah!
Yes, royal jelly.
Green is seaweed essence, but it's all in there.
That's right, as a base.
Blue is silk essence.
Oh, yeah!
Then you can eat it!
Eat it!
I can't eat it!
Eat it!
I can't eat it!
Why can't you eat it?
Everyone, it's all seaweed essence in it.
Oh, yeah!
Then you can eat it!
Eat it!
I can't eat it!
What is it?
I can't eat it!
You didn't say it, did you?
So...
Can I put my middle finger up?
No, you can put your middle finger up.
You don't have to put out just one finger.
Show me how you do it.
No, I won't.
Show me how you do it.
One, two...
Is it okay?
You can do it.
What is that?!
Yura-san, Yura-san is angry.
It doesn't change, does it?!
It's just a finger. I just showed you my finger.
It's just a finger.
By the way, does it become that beautiful in such a moment?!
No, normally it doesn't happen, but if you do it with cotton or something like that, it's fine.
Then, the judgment. How many disassembled cards will go up?!
Ta-dah!
Ah, me!
This is amazing.
Not all of you.
No, not all of you.
Yeah.
On the contrary, three or four of you didn't disassemble.
Yeah.
Inoue, you didn't disassemble.
Yeah, I don't do much nail art, so...
Ah, I see.
I don't do anything in particular.
Ah...
But this is quite...
Himura-san, you also disassembled?
Ah, I didn't disassemble.
Ah, I see.
As expected, I don't disassemble.
Well, I sometimes do it for work, but...
I do it about two or three times a year, so...
I do it for work.
Yeah.
I'm glad I won, "cup of the year"!
Next up is...
This is what I'd like to introduce.
Ta-dah!
Wow!
This is expensive.
Camera...
Canon's single-lens reflex camera...
EOS CHIS X7.
Around March of last year, when I went to Guam...
You went!
Karin-chan had a really good camera.
You had one, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
And with it, I was able to take beautiful photos, so...
I also wanted one.
Ah, you wanted everyone to see you.
That's right, that's right.
So I bought one, but...
I didn't use it much...
And...
Um...
Before this...
Um...
I went to Australia...
Did you go with your family?
Ah, I went alone.
What?!
You went alone?!
Alone?!
No, no...
That's amazing!
Eh, you're lying! You went to Australia alone?!
Ah, that's right, I went alone.
Why?!
That's a long journey...
Last time, you went with someone you know...
That's right.
Going to Australia alone at this young age...
Is it your first time traveling alone?
It was my first time.
Did you want to try something?
Um...
It's like...
Um...
I don't like being in Japan...
What's wrong?
It's like...
You're kind of cool...
Was it?
The photo you took at the time...
That's right.
With this camera...
Ouch!
Wah!
You took a picture of a fish?!
That's right.
You took a picture of a fish?!
You're so good!
You're so pretty!
Eh?! Is this a church?!
That's right.
I went to the cathedral...
This is amazing!
That's right.
Eh?!
You took this?!
That's right.
This camera is amazing!
That's right.
This camera is amazing!
The feeling of the clouds is amazing!
This night view is difficult!
Right?!
That's right...
Ah, you crossed it by boat!
Wah!
Well, if it's like this, it's good, right?
That's right, it's really good.
Wow!
It's a really good picture!
It's beautiful!
This is it!
It's scary! Eh, you can go to a place like this? It's super scary!
That's right.
Eh, what?! What's going on?!
What's this?! Where?! America?!
Isn't this crazy?!
It was pretty high.
If you fall, you die.
Ah, if you fall, you might die.
What if this is a good place to go?
Ah, that's right! It's like "anabaspoto".
"Anabaspoto"?!
That's right, the Syrian guide brought me here.
Ah, you can go there.
I'm surprised you can go to a place like this.
If it's like this, you might fall.
I'm already pulling my waist back.
No, no, it's scary!
You're really doing it with your hands apart.
That's right.
It's amazing!
Can you take pictures? Do you only match the subject and blur the back?
Wah, I probably can do it, but I can't do it.
I don't know much about that technique, but...
That's right, that's right.
But you can take pictures beautifully.
That's right, that's right.
Now, how many disassembled cards will the recommended cameras receive?
Here you go!
Ah, that's right!
I know, I know!
And Hoshino, do you like this one?
It looks easy.
That's right!
You're holding it somewhere, but you're lifting it up.
No, as expected, I have a strong longing for disposable cameras.
The recommended products for the members are still appearing!
Salmon with salt and pepper.
I'm glad I bought it, OBSIRE!
Next up is Karin Ito!
This is what I'd like to show you!
What is it?
It's a wallpaper!
Wallpaper!
It's easy to stick on your body now.
When you go out, you can peel it off without leaving any scratches.
I cut it off and it's left in my room.
There's a sticker on the back.
It's square, so you can easily peel it off and stick it on without measuring it.
First of all, look at my living room.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Is this a living room?
Wait a minute. What do you mean you did white?
First of all, I pasted light blue.
You pasted it?
Yes!
After that, this cloud...
I've shown you my room before.
I love "Toy Story".
It's a cloud pattern of Andy's room that appears in "Toy Story".
I see!
I really admire it.
Can you fix it even if you make a mistake?
It's easy!
You pasted blue and cut white clouds yourself?
Yes!
It's amazing!
It doesn't take me an hour and it's easy.
Clouds are a little flashy, so everyone may be a little subtle.
First of all, I left this blue, so I made the bathroom cute, too.
Please look at this, too.
You're good!
It's fashionable!
I cut blue thinly and pasted it on a white wall and pasted it at equal intervals.
How do you do the panel?
The panel...
I can take it off and cut it off like this.
You're doing it alone, right?
This can be done in about 30 minutes at all, so it's very easy and durable.
This is really good.
That's right.
When you want to easily change the pattern of your room, this is a recommended product.
You're good at this kind of thing.
I like this kind of thing. I'm really interested in DIY.
DIY.
I'm sorry.
But if you have a room like this, is it expensive?
It's not cheap in terms of price, but it's about 10,000 yen including the blue one, the living room and the toilet.
Oh, but that's about it.
If you ask the members to do it for you, would you go and do it?
Plus about 2,000 yen.
Is it worth it?
It's worth it.
But isn't it cheap?
It's good.
Wallpaper with stickers.
How many of you wanted to buy it?
If you want to buy it, please show me your cards.
Oh, it's pretty high.
It's high.
It's low.
You've been raising it all the time.
Do you want to do it?
I want to modify my room, too.
I'm going to cook, so I want you to do it.
Oh, you're going to cook?
I won't lose you.
I'll give you this if it's Karin-chan-comi.
Yes, Karin-chan-comi.
It's Karin-chan-comi.
Karin-chan-comi.
I want to do it.
Karin-chan-comi.
It's going to be busy.
I want to do it, too.
Don't you like doing it yourself?
I'm not good at measuring things.
It's annoying.
Is there anything you want to do?
Just changing the color of one side of the room changes the atmosphere of the room completely.
I'm glad I bought it.
The last one is Sayuri Matsumura.
Let's start the presentation.
Here is the product I would like to recommend to you.
What is it?
Ikina-niigata-sanko-san's Salmon Salad.
Salmon Salad.
I'm happy you like it.
Salmon Salad.
Do you like Salmon Salad?
We love it.
This is Salmon Salad.
What does it mean?
My mother recommended me this.
I ordered it once.
It was really delicious.
Really?
I think you can eat three bowls of rice.
Three bowls of rice?
I can eat three bowls of rice.
This is salmon belly.
Salmon belly.
Salmon belly is delicious and it is seasoned with black pepper.
It is seasoned with black pepper and salt.
It looks delicious.
By the way, there is a better way to eat this delicious salmon.
What is it?
Here it is.
Mayo.
Do you put mayo on it?
I put this on it.
Mayo is gone.
Mayo is gone, but it's definitely delicious.
This looks delicious.
I will eat it.
This is delicious.
Is it delicious?
How fast do you eat this?
I eat this about once a week.
Do you eat this many times?
I eat three cups of rice, so I eat up one bottle of rice.
Do you eat it in one meal?
Salmon, rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
She lost.
I will eat it.
Did you eat it with rice?
Yes.
This is really delicious.
Is it delicious?
This is delicious.
Mayo is delicious.
Mayo goes well with salmon.
Is it delicious?
It's soft.
Do you like mayo?
I like mayo.
This is the correct answer.
Really?
I thought it was broken.
I thought mayonnaise and bread would be strong, but it wasn't so strong.
Who will be chosen as the target of buying and sending?
You said it.
How many people wanted to buy salmon and salt recommended by MATSUMURA?
Those of you who want to buy it, please raise your cards.
Here you go!
Ta-dah!
- You won! - You won quite a lot.
- Huh? - Huh?
Huh? You didn't raise it.
How about you, ASUKA-chan?
- I don't know the charm of salted fish yet. - I see.
- I'm still a child. - I see.
HISHINO-chan also raised it, but do you like it?
- Yeah. - Oh.
I'll probably look for it as soon as I find it.
- Oh, this one. - That's good.
- You bought a lot of seaweed and stuff for souvenirs. - Oh, yes.
- Stuff you put on rice and stuff like that. - Oh, yes.
- I see, I see, I see. - I really like stuff you put on rice and stuff like that.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see, I see, I see.
And with that, NOGIZA's "I'm glad I bought it, it's so boring!"
The winner of this award is...
...TERADA RANZE's recommended "female commercial".
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